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[QUOTE=MidMichGeezer;2489073]All you new and old mongers out there, if you haven't seen the movie "Risky Business" with Tom Cruise in it, you need to. This movie while not intended to deter you from having an incall certainly makes me think twice about having one. Rent, beg, borrow or steal a copy![/QUOTE]Great movie and I think you meant it's not meant to deter you from doing an outcall. Which means at your place. In the movie she and her friend steal his parents "egg". Which was pricey. But to be honest though. These working girls can only wish to look as good as Rebecca demornay.

[QUOTE=Nyybry;2489139]Has anyone ever visited Molly in Livonia?. Advertises she is off 96/ middlebelt.

Cute brunette, 30 ish. Any information is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Post the link? If its molly triple fun, she used to be a SW in the triangle. Never had any problems with her.

[QUOTE=BlackHawk3200;2489155]Post the link? If its molly triple fun, she used to be a SW in the triangle. Never had any problems with her.[/QUOTE]Sorry, couldn't post link, however I do remember the 'triple fun". Pics seem normal and not too good to be true is mainly why I inquired. The posts that have pictures that look like they were shot for a calendar make me laugh on BP.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-new-hot-juicy-gripper-no-regrets-real-pics/8495966[/URL]

Anyone seen this one seen them posted for months.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-show-you-the-best-so-dont-bother-with-the-rest/19298321[/URL]

Anyone had a dream about her? I have no out call location right now and am super paranoid about in call.

Thanks.

Links are fine but they tend to be flagged or disappear. If you post a "screen shot" that will stay on the board as a valuable asset.

[QUOTE=JohnWinkle;2488523]Sorry, What I meant to say is that there isn't any law enforcement involved right? I don't want to get busted haha.[/QUOTE]No LE, she is legit as far as that goes. I think if you search Rita you will find some reviews here. She is flaky, but I would at least tryi it if I were you, if she likes you and shows up she is a lot of fun. And a pretty sweet girl. Good luck.

[QUOTE=CWood0224;2489511][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-show-you-the-best-so-dont-bother-with-the-rest/19298321[/URL]

Anyone had a dream about her? I have no out call location right now and am super paranoid about in call.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have did incall in that area pretty safe area.

I seen her ad about 3 or 4 weeks ago and email her, but got no reply back.

5 days later I get a email saying my email went to her spam folder, by that time I lost interested.

After reading your review I am glad my email went to spam, which sounds like her service should be.

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;2485956]I thought I would treat myself, so I decided to go for this one.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/please-read-my-website-to-believe-how-good-a-great-body-rub-really-can-be/19147203[/URL]

[URL]http://leahjenningsbodyrubs.webstarts.com/[/URL]

She paints a lovely picture on her website, but this was far from what I was expecting. I'll let you be the judge. But when I stopped things after she started with the are you close yet stuff (I hate that stuff). She asked me what was wrong, and as I told her, she got more and more argumentative. Now, I had paid my 1. 5 hour rate, and I was in no way asking for it back. I just wanted to leave, but she would not give it a rest. And when I told her some of the things that were not up to expectation, she defended herself with weak arguments. So here it is:

First, the pics in the ad are NOT her. She is attractive, but does not have the body to match the lingerie model she uses for her ad. On her website, she promotes, "I post photos of me just as I am!

Second, "The Three Teases". According to her website, she does the three teases throughout the session. The first is a strip tease. This consisted of her coming out of the bathroom in a bra and panty set, and about 15 minutes in asking me if I wanted her to "take this off" meaning her bra. I said yes, and with no real tease to it, she just took it off. When I asked her about this, her response was, "I undid the clasp and slid it off" "I am not a stripper" What did you expect?" To which I said, your website says "I'll be dressed like a professional strip tease dancer- that is to say, I will have a lot of layers hiding my body" This was in no way the case. Also, she states "Yes, eventually I will indeed have nor clothes on whatsoever. Just like you! At no time during the massage did the panties come off. I wasn't wearing panties, so I guess not just like me.

The Nipple Tease. Her site says "I use these to erotically tease you by "accidentally" letting them touch various parts of your body" When I told her that this never happened, she said "You must not have felt it, because I did it a lot" I am not new to body rubs, or other ladies for that matter. I have had plenty of "accidental" nipple contact. I can assure you this did not happen at any point while I was face up, and I am 99% sure it did not while I was face down.

Genital tease. Feel free to read the quote on her site, (this is getting too long) but once again, this didn't happen. When she was massaging my legs her hands touched my balls a couple time, but it was incidental at best.

Finally the Happy Ending which she touts herself as an expert at. At some point she sat down next to me, squirted a blast of lotion on her hands and grabbed me like she was wrestling a greased weasel. Before I was even hard, she was working it like I was at the finish line. When I said slow down, she did very slightly, and when I asked again, she said "I already did". This doesn't sound like someone who is in tune with what a man wants. She just kept yanking at it, and then asked if I was close because we were out of time, but she would let me finish. This is when I stopped things.

She asked what was wrong, and I told her that we still should have had time. She got her phone and said time started at 33 after the hour and it had been an hour and a half. I asked if the time included my waiting in the lobby, and she said no, but I didn't get the call until 43 after the hour, which means I could not have been in the room before 45 after. So at the very least, I should have had 15 minutes. No need to press the issue yet. I understand being timely, but I was nowhere near getting off because of her aggressive lackluster HJ. She just sat there yanking, looking away from me.

She kept insisting that I was wrong, and that every guy has had an amazing time. I said, I am not one of them. Keep your money, I am leaving. She just kept at me though. "Why don't you tell me what is wrong?" Yet everything I would tell her just made her more upset and defensive. I guess the truth hurts.

Oh well, chalk it up to a TOFTT I guess.

I will say, although not her pics, she was pretty good looking. If she had provided the service as described on her site, I probably would have been really happy. I think it is clear that this woman knows more about erotic writing than erotic acting. I wish her the best of luck, but if I were the reader of this review, I would spend my $3 somewhere else.[/QUOTE]

I only use my phone when on these sites and I cannot figure out how to post the links of the girls ad. Can anyone give me directions please.

[QUOTE=TheEmmyGoes2;2485956]I thought I would treat myself, so I decided to go for this one.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/please-read-my-website-to-believe-how-good-a-great-body-rub-really-can-be/19147203[/URL]

[URL]http://leahjenningsbodyrubs.webstarts.com/[/URL]

She paints a lovely picture on her website, but this was far from what I was expecting. I'll let you be the judge. But when I stopped things after she started with the are you close yet stuff (I hate that stuff). She asked me what was wrong, and as I told her, she got more and more argumentative. Now, I had paid my 1. 5 hour rate, and I was in no way asking for it back. I just wanted to leave, but she would not give it a rest. And when I told her some of the things that were not up to expectation, she defended herself with weak arguments. So here it is:

First, the pics in the ad are NOT her. She is attractive, but does not have the body to match the lingerie model she uses for her ad. On her website, she promotes, "I post photos of me just as I am!

Second, "The Three Teases". According to her website, she does the three teases throughout the session. The first is a strip tease. This consisted of her coming out of the bathroom in a bra and panty set, and about 15 minutes in asking me if I wanted her to "take this off" meaning her bra. I said yes, and with no real tease to it, she just took it off. When I asked her about this, her response was, "I undid the clasp and slid it off" "I am not a stripper" What did you expect?" To which I said, your website says "I'll be dressed like a professional strip tease dancer- that is to say, I will have a lot of layers hiding my body" This was in no way the case. Also, she states "Yes, eventually I will indeed have nor clothes on whatsoever. Just like you! At no time during the massage did the panties come off. I wasn't wearing panties, so I guess not just like me.

The Nipple Tease. Her site says "I use these to erotically tease you by "accidentally" letting them touch various parts of your body" When I told her that this never happened, she said "You must not have felt it, because I did it a lot" I am not new to body rubs, or other ladies for that matter. I have had plenty of "accidental" nipple contact. I can assure you this did not happen at any point while I was face up, and I am 99% sure it did not while I was face down.

Genital tease. Feel free to read the quote on her site, (this is getting too long) but once again, this didn't happen. When she was massaging my legs her hands touched my balls a couple time, but it was incidental at best.

Finally the Happy Ending which she touts herself as an expert at. At some point she sat down next to me, squirted a blast of lotion on her hands and grabbed me like she was wrestling a greased weasel. Before I was even hard, she was working it like I was at the finish line. When I said slow down, she did very slightly, and when I asked again, she said "I already did". This doesn't sound like someone who is in tune with what a man wants. She just kept yanking at it, and then asked if I was close because we were out of time, but she would let me finish. This is when I stopped things.

She asked what was wrong, and I told her that we still should have had time. She got her phone and said time started at 33 after the hour and it had been an hour and a half. I asked if the time included my waiting in the lobby, and she said no, but I didn't get the call until 43 after the hour, which means I could not have been in the room before 45 after. So at the very least, I should have had 15 minutes. No need to press the issue yet. I understand being timely, but I was nowhere near getting off because of her aggressive lackluster HJ. She just sat there yanking, looking away from me.

She kept insisting that I was wrong, and that every guy has had an amazing time. I said, I am not one of them. Keep your money, I am leaving. She just kept at me though. "Why don't you tell me what is wrong?" Yet everything I would tell her just made her more upset and defensive. I guess the truth hurts.

Oh well, chalk it up to a TOFTT I guess.

I will say, although not her pics, she was pretty good looking. If she had provided the service as described on her site, I probably would have been really happy. I think it is clear that this woman knows more about erotic writing than erotic acting. I wish her the best of luck, but if I were the reader of this review, I would spend my $3 somewhere else.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning. I have been trying to get an appointment, both here and in Florida. Glad I failed now. This is where this board has real value. A $300 mistake can be painful.

I am sorry that your time and money was wasted The Emmy Goes2. You really did TOFTT. But when you wrote "squirted a blast of lotion on.

Her hands and grabbed me like she was wrestling a greased weasel", I am just glad I don't drink milk anymore. It would have been.

Spewing. It is bitches like this you just want to say STFU after she let's go of the greased weasel. LOL.

[QUOTE=CWood0224;2489511][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-show-you-the-best-so-dont-bother-with-the-rest/19298321[/URL]

Anyone had a dream about her? I have no out call location right now and am super paranoid about in call.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She was posting months ago from a different number and I read two reviews about how they instantly walked out because of how badly doped up she was.

I personally have never had a dream with her though.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-night-you-wont-forget/19305793[/URL]

I wound up in Belleville and decided to see what BP had to offer. I needed someone to come to me, and was told I was too far by most of the ladies that do outcall. This one replied she was available and would come. I noticed her number linked to a FB page, but whoever has the page it links to isn't her. Nor does it appear is in any way related to her. Scanned friend list and posts but nothing seemed to look like her.

Anyway, she said one for the half and buck fifty for an hour. I opted for the hour. Set up to have her arrive around 10. Five minutes later she texted (all communication was text) that I would need to come out and give her driver 50 upon arrival. I immediately responded and said "Whoa. Stop now. I have had too much driver drama. I will need to cancel. " No reply. Figured she was pissed.

20 minutes later I get a text. "I'm almost there. Please don't do this. Please. ".

This can't end well, but for some reason the plea hit a nerve. I replied "Fine I'm here".

20 minutes later (now 10:05 or so) I get an almost there text. Again.

10 minutes later she says 3 minutes away.

10 minutes after that she says be right there.

She said I'm here at 11:31. I open the door to go see this driver, and she walks around the corner. She sees me and asks if she can come in. Sure.

She throws all her stuff (purse, drink, phone) on the bed and says "I'll leave it all here I just need to pay him". Fine. Hand her the 50.

She picks up her phone and calls him. Tells him to drive around to the room so she can pay him. Throws phone back on bed. I don't know who the driver was, but I'm guessing he was impaired or retarded. She called him 4 times before he figured out how to get to my side of the building. She paid him and came back in.

Now. She is the girl in the pic, but I'd say it's about 4 years old. And only the face pic. I don't see her ass looking like the ass in the ad. Pretty close to same size though. Her ad says 26. I'd say she's at least 28 and maybe 30. She had on enough perfume to stop a rhino. And she smokes.

After the driver left, she whipped out some oil and said "time for the rubdown". Oh joy.

Then she went into talk mode. I don't think she stopped, not even to breath. And it was worse than a Jerry Springer show. She also washed her hands for 10 minutes because a "dog bit her". I don't know what dog leaves small scab marks on various parts of her hand, but maybe there's an odd dog with only 3 teeth left in its mouth wandering around out there. Small teeth.

Needless to say at this point I really just wanted a quick back rub for the time, and have her GTFO. She started on my back, and discussed her drivers, her ex boyfriends, her ex fiance, her kids, her friends, and I don't know what else. I just kept nodding and going "mmm hmmm". Her massage started kind of lame, but by about the 30 minute mark she was actually doing ok. I've had professional massages, and she has had training somewhere.

At the 30 min mark she spun around on the bed to rub my legs and her ass wound up near my face. I don't know if she doesn't wash down there or ran out of toilet paper, but I about gagged. God have mercy on anyone that ever tries DATY with her. I convinced her to spin back around and she said "is there anything at all I can do to make you enjoy your massage more? Hell, I took the bait. "Take off your shirt and improve the view".

She then proceeded to tell me how I was only paying 100 for the hour so if I wanted to add in another 50 she might work something out.

Really? Fuck that. Keep your ass away from my face and finish rubbing my back. I got 18 minutes left (No I didn't say that. I was polite. But it was what I was thinking).

To her credit, she stayed the full hour. Her massage was interrupted by her stories, but it was an ok massage. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but I did wind up more relaxed by the time she was done.

I don't know what she uses or how bad her life is, but I hope it doesn't get much worse. Her stories were plenty bad enough as is.

Needless to say I'd avoid her unless you like really talkative massages from stinky strung out skanks that make the hobby a frustrating place to be. I spent a buck fifty for a moderate massage, but I've spent more for less. At least she didn't try to rob me or cut the time short. I may have been better off if she had, though.

Not sure if this has been mentioned here as I haven't been here too much lately.

When I go google searches w phone #'s I am getting results back referencing police stings. It freaked me out the first time but now it has happened several times so I don't think they're legit. Is this a new tactic by LEO?