Holy greybearded guano Batman!
[QUOTE=WeatherMan123;3970440]Fiona is the most awesome chick in the world. I wish that I could see her more but between one of the worst cases of micropenis medical science has ever seen, severe ED that medication can't help I just can't get anybody to make a date with me. Because she is so wonderful she was willing to overlook the micropenis and ED "honey I like little dicks that don't get hard" but the constant herpes outbreak was too much even for her.
Note that I would be worthy to even lick her ass after she takes a shit but if all my man parts worked I could at least pretend that I could see her.[/QUOTE]I will say one thing you certainly picked the right woman to try and raise the dead, I know she sure as hell done it to my old dead one a number of times without fail. I don't let that woman around my Harley though, I'm afraid she take the Chrome right off those pipes the way she can suck start me. Good thing I'm old and decrepit, 5 or 30 years younger I'll be chasing that hot little ass all around town, she's a keeper for sure LOL right now I'll have to do just renting it.
Daria Naples the nightmare
Wow. I contacted Daria and she went from from zero to batshit in 3 texts. After quoting $$$$$ for an hour and saying "just look at my pics" I made a polite request for a link to some reviews and a comment about the high price. She is very sensitive (maybe insecure?) I'm not cheap and was considering a possibility of a future treat when I get my sales bonus. No way. I'll spend that on a provider without a massive chip on her pretty shoulder.
Almost made that mistake.
When I was first looking for companionship I contacted Daria. She quoted me the same price. She said it was so that she wouldn't have to "entertain" a lot of guys. I don't know about you, but it doesn't matter to me how many others she entertains, but value for the money is important. There's too much excellent competition here for that price.
[QUOTE=Drof1;3972112]Wow. I contacted Daria and she went from from zero to batshit in 3 texts. After quoting $$$$$ for an hour and saying "just look at my pics" I made a polite request for a link to some reviews and a comment about the high price. She is very sensitive (maybe insecure?) I'm not cheap and was considering a possibility of a future treat when I get my sales bonus. No way. I'll spend that on a provider without a massive chip on her pretty shoulder.[/QUOTE]
This is an escort review thread
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I will not ever go into any details on this forum, .[/QUOTE]So you never give details in reviews?