A Tale of Two Massage Spots (including directions to Ulmerton Spot)
So, as a public service and an attempt to not suffer from the collective mass delusion that "Uncle LEO" can't read or interpret shorthand, I shall provide detailed directions of how to get to the now famous Ulmerton Rd Massage Spot location. My directions will assume that you are coming from south to north via US 19 vs heading from the north to the south via US 19. Obviously the right turn onto Ulmerton will mean you are in fact coming from like, Pinellas Park area to get there.
Before I begin, remember that you can either literally be on US 19 proper OR on Frontage Rd which is like a service road that runs parallel to US 19 proper and get there either way. When I went on the scouting mission to find it for myself, I approached it from the Frontage Rd version, which IMHO is the best way to do it coming from Pinellas Park area heading from the south to the north. (Really doing some hand holding here, fellas) In fact you could do 66th to Ulmerton via a right turn and then an almost or fairly immediate right turn into the very first plaza on your right that also contains a prominently marked Frank Crum staffing I believe on the left. (they may have two buildings. Shouldn't matter).
Any way. Either head north on 19 via Frontage Rd that runs parallel or just do US 19 proper (the main highway so to speak).
If Frontage Rd:
If Frontage Rd you actually have a little diagonal shortcut just before Ulmerton Rd via 62nd st North (right turn on 62nd) that gets you to Ulmerton and avoids the light. Less traffic too to be honest. Almost immediately you will see a plaza on your right. Turn into that plaza. There is a physical structure on the left with a bunch of businesses in it. That is the strip / plaza / building (however you relate to it) that Massage Spot is actually physically in. So if you just follow it to the end, you will see Massage Spot on the left (as pictured when you do a Google search for it). There is parking in front and across the parking lot directly across from Massage Spot that you can use to park depending on how busy they are. I think there may be two staffing places there and some times they have training events that take up the parking spots. Park. Get out. Open door. Have fun!
If you do the main US 19 you make a right on Ulmerton as well it just isn't as close to the right turn into the plaza. But make no mistake. It is a right onto Ulmerton and then the first plaza on the right is your destination.
If you do 66th from the south to the North, then it is the same deal. (right turn onto Ulmerton from 66th) It is just even further from the right turn into the plaza. But not THAT far so be alert. Now people are correct that you can simply Google "New China Beach" and it will get you there from wherever you are coming from. But even though that has literally been suggested numerous times, people still ask. LOL So here I am giving definitely unnecessary directions for those tech challenged folks who can't Google something.
CLARIFICATION: When I say "it is the first plaza on the right" don't be confused if you came from US 19 proper or 66th st and turned right onto Ulmerton. The literal first right is that shortcut rd I mentioned (62nd st N). That is NOT the right turn I meant. I meant literally that the first actual plaza that you can turn into that isn't an actual rd like 62nd st N.
I hope that this clears up the confusion. THERE IS another Massage Spot that is definitely NOT the one that the famous Lulu works at. It is on Central ave in St Petersburg and actually has a pretty decent staff. I went and saw WAWA who was fun as hell, was hot, had a fantastic ass and seemed be a possible potential for grooming for even more upgrades from HJ HE. (which is what I got with the inclusion of her being bottomless and allowing roaming, but not not FIV or that kind of thing. She had her legs kind of tight together-ish and I didn't want to push my luck on the first visit).
There WAS a full wall covered mirror that I have since fantasized about using to watch WAWA's face when I doggy her in my hypothetical future visit where I place the right tip and she agrees to go FS. I have ZERO evidence other than a definite "oh you are a generous man" comment that indicates she may be open to increased generosity = increased fun. But in NO WAY am I making ANY guarantees in that regard. You will have to big boy this shit and find out for yourself. But regardless, WAWA was really really cool, spoke solid English with a bit of an accent, but you can communicate with her.
So I hope this settles any and ALL confusion on the "tale of two Massage Spots" mystery. The Clearwater location on Ulmerton has the famous Lulu. The Central ave in St Petersburg location (with more exposure BTW and kind of crap parking because it is a one way parking lot) has a barely known WAWA and some potential for extras and fun. This, assuming it is still open, which it was the last time I checked, is definitely worth a visit. Typical door fee of $70 with the offer of $10 off first visit that they (I assume) are 100% expecting will go toward their tip. From there I um, ah shit. I think I may have tipped $60 for HJ as some have indicated that if you tip too much to start (on first visit any way) will get scared off? (I thought I saw that in a previous review). I gave an extra $10 I think to get her panties off to expose that perfectly symmetrical gymnast tight ass. Totally worth it! The teasing and HJ ending were spectacular and deliberate with little if any extra instruction or encouragement required. HOWEVER, YMMV is always the rule of the day. These things change per girl and per whatever day you go and what mood girls are in. I have been to heavily reviewed and gushed over girls (at other locations) that I went in expecting my socks to be blown off, only to have a really crappy and overpriced let down of an experience. Have common sense and reasonable expectations FFS. These are humans with emotions and flaws like all of us. But my first go at WAWA was great for a first visit.