Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Zagal;5709021]Many seniors here have said BHC has young hotties there, 25 to early 30 ish. I doubt you'll find younger than 25, well at least I haven't seen it yet. I plan my first visit there soon. Another popular place is exercise spa in Mt Prospect, been with 6 women there this past year and they were all between 25 and 30 ish. Never seen a 50+ grandma there except the mamasan LOL that place is like a 40 min ride from BHC so not sure which is closer to where you live by? As for the facials. I've tried it at several places over the past few years and never got one to agree on it. The most got was just cum on tits. Good luck finding a young hot one that takes a face blasting and doesn't dodge it LOL.[/QUOTE]Full name of BHC? What town?

Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!!

[QUOTE=CaptnSlappy101;5709479]Full name of BHC? What town?[/QUOTE]You guys should be careful about using the BHC abbreviation there is Beijing health clinic on 30th and princeton and there is body health center on 39th and archer. If the comment was about younger girls it's the place on archer but someone could end up confused and disappointed.

[QUOTE=SonnyBlack85;5709006]I had her already big tits and tough ass massage. But I want different, it's like every MT in Chicago either old as hell or body don't look great.[/QUOTE]I'm not talking about Mandy. She usually have another girl there.

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

[QUOTE=ChicagoMong;5709608]Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!![/QUOTE]I had Raquel there. Older MILF, good attitude and open menu. I saw a younger girl once sitting on the couch but.

Kind of on the heavy side.

[QUOTE=ChicagoMong;5709608]Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!![/QUOTE]Been to Zeus few times. Always some old women or big girls. Never found any really attractive Latinas there.

[QUOTE=JamesSmith077;5709811]Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.[/QUOTE]You definitely missed the party on April. There were multiple positive reviews for her beside my review.

Girls rotate in 10 or 15 days. If you don like what you saw, just wait and there will be new girls soon. If you are not willing to take one for the team and have misses from time to time, then wait for reviews and then jump on it. But the risk with this approach is that, the line will be long for that girl. In that one glorious hour that I spent with April, the door bell rang 6 times. Not to mention that guys will not post reviews so that they can keep the girls low volume. This way they would have an easier time to see them again.

[QUOTE=JamesSmith077;5709811]Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.[/QUOTE]Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.

[QUOTE=JamesSmith077;5709811]Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.[/QUOTE]Which bhc did you go to?

Is there any reviews on hao spa on 35th Halsted.

[QUOTE=SonnyBlack85;5710246]Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.[/QUOTE]Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.

[QUOTE=Tkow70;5710688]Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.[/QUOTE]Meanwhile on the escort board everybody is complaining that they can't get anybody who isn't fat, old or strung out for less than $500 anymore LOL.

So last night I went to visit hao spa and was very sad. I Called and look at RR and was told young girls was there 20 year old & big tits. So I definitely was happy to visit. So walked in and ask to see young girl and was told there none here I said I just called and she laughs like just try me WTF so you posted fake pic and lie. I just took the massage and nothing else but she also said there's no young girls in Chicago.

Can somebody please share if there's any young girls in their 20's-30's at any parlors around the city? They don't have to be a spinner and just not big. I'm looking for if they tease and full roaming possibly but just seems so hard to find. Please pm me the parlor name and their name. I just haven't had any luck yet so please anything helps! Thank you!

Saltheman1.

[QUOTE=SammiJoon;5687681]COCO and Miki very similar petite coco has more curves and bigger tatas.

Judi fuller figure not fat not petite.

Eva the best boobs in Chicago flat ass.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the help regarding Belmont, it's been a year or two for me. Would you go to them in the order you ranked them?

Just moved to Roscoe west lakeview area and have walked around.

Anyone got anything on:

Comfy massage Addison / Ashland.

Aroma Thai spa Ashland and grace.

Ping spa Ashland and grace.

Have been to Belmont and new hope but always willing to try others.

Thanks!

She's right!

No one should be under any delusion that their are 20 year old AMP girls anywhere in Chicago area.

[QUOTE=SonnyBlack85;5711302]So last night I went to visit hao spa and was very sad. I Called and look at RR and was told young girls was there 20 year old & big tits. So I definitely was happy to visit. So walked in and ask to see young girl and was told there none here I said I just called and she laughs like just try me WTF so you posted fake pic and lie. I just took the massage and nothing else but she also said there's no young girls in Chicago.[/QUOTE]

Went their to see Stephanie. Another website reviewed and said must see young cute girl. Also numerous reviewers said same thing. They also said other girls cute and young. You guys must be blind. I'm sorry do not go unless you like older late 50's women. Not even nice figures. She was overweight. I was very disappointed. I saw skinny one sitting in the room eating on massage table. She was not pretty at all and looked old.

Tried this random place in Milwaukee and Bryn Mawr in Jefferson Park. 50 HHR and left 40 tip out at beginning. I got a super hot 20 something Chinese girl with huge tits and butterfly eyelashes. Jk it was a 50 something MMS although she did change out of her t-shirt and into a dress for me after letting me in. Free roaming and no discussion L1 nice light touch geisha technique at least initially. Hoping to get something more exciting one of these days until I have time to get out to the suburbs.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5710726]Meanwhile on the escort board everybody is complaining that they can't get anybody who isn't fat, old or strung out for less than $500 anymore LOL.[/QUOTE]Chicago market is ridiculous compared to other parts of the country.

Simple fact.

You have to rely on this forum for Chicago because girls control the market here, where other cities your money goes a hell of a lot further.

[QUOTE=ThroatSeek77;5712302]Chicago market is ridiculous compared to other parts of the country.

Simple fact.



You have to rely on this forum for Chicago because girls control the market here, where other cities your money goes a hell of a lot further.[/QUOTE]Um, ok. But I was in NYC last month and the "spa talent" I saw pretty much said, "you want a BJ, $140". So there's that.

The Chicago market is in the middle of the Great ***** Depression. It's been a steady decline for 5 years now. The young ones don't want to come here anymore because of the crime and because it's cold as fuck and because Chicago is not a prime destination for Asian women. It's a secondary destination. NYC, LA, SF, SD, Seattle, Toronto, Vancouver, Orlando all have grade A pussy, although the talent levels have dropped in those cities as well due to the pandemic. The only one that doesn't seem to have been affected is NYC. And that's probably due to the fact that the prosecutors are not prosecuting sex workers anymore, so the girls feel safer there.

The problem in Chicago, aside from what I just mentioned, is that Chicago mongers line up around the block to see post menopausal grannies like Judy, who then get on their phones and call all the other old bags around the country who can't get work in the cities with hotter and younger girls, so they keep coming here. It's just like pigeons. You feed one and next thing you know, 300 more surround you.

Chicago is where providers go to retire. They pump out handies until the arthritis won't allow it anymore. Then they sell herbs to the tourists in Chinatown.

Decent massage, okay HJ at the end. Didn't negotiate tip but I left 60.

Miki is very cute but didn't try.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5712052]Went their to see Stephanie. Another website reviewed and said must see young cute girl. Also numerous reviewers said same thing. They also said other girls cute and young. You guys must be blind. I'm sorry do not go unless you like older late 50's women. Not even nice figures. She was overweight. I was very disappointed. I saw skinny one sitting in the room eating on massage table. She was not pretty at all and looked old.[/QUOTE]I saw Stephanie once years back for a fun naked covered L2 session, but she was fat then and hasn't gotten any younger. Kelly is your best bet over there as her menu is broad, if pricy, and she is relatively tall and slender with no visible baby damage. Funny, I showed Coco / Jessica of NH a picture of Kelly and she got jealous and started ranting about how Kelly was old and used makeup to cover it up. Every accusation is a confession, I guess.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5712675]NYC, LA, SF, SD, Seattle, Toronto, Vancouver, Orlando all have grade A pussy, although the talent levels have dropped in those cities as well due to the pandemic. The only one that doesn't seem to have been affected is NYC. And that's probably due to the fact that the prosecutors are not prosecuting sex workers anymore, so the girls feel safer there.[/QUOTE]Bad thing about parts of the West Coast is that there's a lot of petty street crime due to the masses of younger homeless junkies. There are a lot of sex workers in Vancouver and Seattle, but I was disappointed with the massage scene in Hollywood. I imagine that there's still plenty of call girls and streetwalkers. I had no problems getting FS at parlors in both Ventura and Orange counties in California. As far as NYC goes, I was delighted to learn that massage girls are soliciting tricks on the street in Flushing, Queens. Please find Google street view captures attached.

The flushing scene is really something. You talk to a girl and then go up to one of the rooms in the storefront. Pay and fuck. Its wild. The NYC AMP scene is price now 320-360 but that gets you an hour of pretty much everything, some places including BBFS cip, others add that as +100. Nice spas and crazy times in the shower rooms with the girls. Its just the best.

[QUOTE=Fit312;5712901]Bad thing about parts of the West Coast is that there's a lot of petty street crime due to the masses of younger homeless junkies. There are a lot of sex workers in Vancouver and Seattle, but I was disappointed with the massage scene in Hollywood. I imagine that there's still plenty of call girls and streetwalkers. I had no problems getting FS at parlors in both Ventura and Orange counties in California. As far as NYC goes, I was delighted to learn that massage girls are soliciting tricks on the street in Flushing, Queens. Please find Google street view captures attached.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fit312;5712901]Bad thing about parts of the West Coast is that there's a lot of petty street crime due to the masses of younger homeless junkies. There are a lot of sex workers in Vancouver and Seattle, but I was disappointed with the massage scene in Hollywood. I imagine that there's still plenty of call girls and streetwalkers. I had no problems getting FS at parlors in both Ventura and Orange counties in California. As far as NYC goes, I was delighted to learn that massage girls are soliciting tricks on the street in Flushing, Queens. Please find Google street view captures attached.[/QUOTE]LOL! This makes me laugh! Everyone expects to pay the year 2000 prices in 2022. It ain't going to happen. $40 for an HJ, $80 for a BBBJ? A line out the door at OD Wellness for a 60+-year-old giving a BBBJ? The papasan placing all the fake reviews for literally all MPs he and others own and you guys believe him? Heck, even the so-called mongers on this site don't always tell the truth or need to get their eyes checked. And since I'm making bold statements, I'll go further to declare that any monger that has found someone fitting their criteria of a "young" RA ain't sharing it on this site.

Change has to come inwards to have change occur outward. I'm not traveling to CA, NYC, or FL for a piece of ass, nor paying $500 for an escort (especially since I can get a dynamite escort for $300 CDN in Toronto, Ottawa, or Montreal) in Chicago. Older escorts come to Chicago because people are willing to pay for them. The few younger ones I have seen here (meaning under 40) have always complained about cheap customers. The several I had their phone numbers, changed MPs for better tips, and finally just left because of the low tipping practices. Hell, even the so-called high price escorts in Chicago complain about some of their Chicago patrons.

If you want to change things in Chicago, then we collectively have to change our attitudes and patronage of MPs. Those that have old ladies and shitty service, don't patronize them and let everyone know. Eventually, papasan and his minions will get the message, and you'll save a ton of cash in the process.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5712613]Um, ok. But I was in NYC last month and the "spa talent" I saw pretty much said, "you want a BJ, $140". So there's that.[/QUOTE]LOL! Excellent point. The mongers on this site believe they should pay the year 2000 prices in 2022! Then folks complain about the grannies but still patronize them. I wouldn't use NYC, one of the most expensive places in the world, as the measuring stick.

Let's face it. RAs come to Chicago to wither and die.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5712675]
The problem in Chicago, aside from what I just mentioned, is that Chicago mongers line up around the block to see post menopausal grannies like Judy, who then get on their phones and call all the other old bags around the country who can't get work in the cities with hotter and younger girls, so they keep coming here. It's just like pigeons. You feed one and next thing you know, 300 more surround you.

Chicago is where providers go to retire. They pump out handies until the arthritis won't allow it anymore. Then they sell herbs to the tourists in Chinatown.[/QUOTE]All very valid sounding points. I like your pigeon theory as I was thinking the same thing recently. More so, even if there are younger girls around and available to work, what's the likelihood any of these spas would hire them? These younger girls are direct competition for their cashflow. For example, how many times have you called ahead for your your ATF or that "younger" MT and when you arrive the other MTs scowl at you or her or blatantly lie and say they are so and so just to get your business? It's a rough scene these days.

Had more $ than time so I stopped in HS for hhr for 45. Nice looking myt who had a plunging dress that displayed her assets. She wanted 45 more to explore. Made me pay before indulging. Once back to massage she pulled away every time I got close to the goods. She said she wanted more $. I get a HJ and told her I would never return.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5712613]Um, ok. But I was in NYC last month and the "spa talent" I saw pretty much said, "you want a BJ, $140". So there's that.[/QUOTE]Bottom dollar catfish rates in Chicago have become 200 hh /300 h. So there's also that. Just in the past year prices have skyrocketed here. The price of this hobby has dramatically increased since 2017 onward. Wages haven't increased until just recently, 2021 great resignation forcing some / few wage increases. I have one good longterm regular left with a wide menu, $120. Good time for anyone to retire or at least travel and only monger outside of chicagoland.

As a nation working class folks aren't doing well economically & there's probably way less active mongerors. The girls have the control of the market here and they're using it.

[QUOTE=Satriani;5713560]Had more $ than time so I stopped in HS for hhr for 45. Nice looking myt who had a plunging dress that displayed her assets. She wanted 45 more to explore. Made me pay before indulging. Once back to massage she pulled away every time I got close to the goods. She said she wanted more $. I get a HJ and told her I would never return.[/QUOTE]Man I walked out on her ass. Was overpriced And she was old as hell wanted 100 for a hand Job no roaming.

[QUOTE=ThroatSeek77;5714110]Bottom dollar catfish rates in Chicago have become 200 hh /300 h. So there's also that. Just in the past year prices have skyrocketed here. The price of this hobby has dramatically increased since 2017 onward. Wages haven't increased until just recently, 2021 great resignation forcing some / few wage increases. I have one good longterm regular left with a wide menu, $120. Good time for anyone to retire or at least travel and only monger outside of chicagoland.

As a nation working class folks aren't doing well economically & there's probably way less active mongerors. The girls have the control of the market here and they're using it.[/QUOTE]Not to sound argumentative, but which side of the market curves are you holding steady and which is shifting (are you saying demand is less or supply is less? Assuming your statement that demand is less, I. E. , fewer mongers, holding supply, and other factors that can impact demand, the demand curve shifts downward thereby lowering demand and creating a new quantity supplied at that price. Similarly, if RAs believe they can readily change price, the fewer mongers that are willing to pay at that price point.

At any rate, if these women think they can readily change price, with no commensurate change in services, mongers will look for substitutes to them elsewhere. The market is currently in flux, but until this pandemic becomes endemic, I expect things will not get better.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5713448]All very valid sounding points. I like your pigeon theory as I was thinking the same thing recently. More so, even if there are younger girls around and available to work, what's the likelihood any of these spas would hire them? These younger girls are direct competition for their cashflow. For example, how many times have you called ahead for your your ATF or that "younger" MT and when you arrive the other MTs scowl at you or her or blatantly lie and say they are so and so just to get your business? It's a rough scene these days.[/QUOTE]LOL!! The boss at the place will hire them immediately! The younger product will bring in more money for the MP. The older, less competitive RAs will either have to up their game or find an "old folks home" MP to finish out their days.

Money talks bullshit walks.

The situation in Chicago can improve but two things need to happen:

1. A crackdown on crime.

2. The same NYC cessation of prosecution of sex workers.

Chicagoland has 10 million people. It's a huge market. There's a reason why certain places are busy from open until close.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5713448]More so, even if there are younger girls around and available to work, what's the likelihood any of these spas would hire them? These younger girls are direct competition for their cashflow. For example, how many times have you called ahead for your your ATF or that "younger" MT and when you arrive the other MTs scowl at you or her or blatantly lie and say they are so and so just to get your business? It's a rough scene these days.[/QUOTE]There's definitely a granny cartel but overall, younger girls are just not interested in coming here. I've seen evidence on wechat. A lot of Chinese girls have never even heard of Chicago. I mean be honest. Did you know about Wuhan before the pandemic? That's a city about the same size as Chicago. Americans only really know Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, maybe Shenzhen.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5714537]The situation in Chicago can improve but two things need to happen:

1. A crackdown on crime.

2. The same NYC cessation of prosecution of sex workers.

Chicagoland has 10 million people. It's a huge market. There's a reason why certain places are busy from open until close.[/QUOTE]Yes to #1. Clarification to #2. If you're talking about the streetwalker, then I'd disagree because there are communities in Chicago that believe their quality of life is impacted by droves of strung-out walking hoes in the neighbourhood. Clampdown on the streetwalker, leave in-door hoes alone. But even leaving the MPs alone is theoretically difficult since zoning laws forbidding RAs in sleeping on the premises, and other business licensing and health codes can impact their operation.

Anyone know where Amber from princess works now?

If you know you know.

Feel free to PM me.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5709641]You guys should be careful about using the BHC abbreviation there is Beijing health clinic on 30th and princeton and there is body health center on 39th and archer. If the comment was about younger girls it's the place on archer but someone could end up confused and disappointed.[/QUOTE]Which one does Linda work at?

For those who have never had a glimpse of the world outside of the matrix.

Imagine a world where you are not looking over your shoulder and sneaking and hiding just to go into a massage parlor. Where there is no concern about cops. Where massage parlors weren't mostly cheap hole in the wall joints but spa quality well run businesses with excellent customer service and beautiful young women. Where an escort wouldn't dream of charging $400/ hour because she knows there are hundreds of younger hotter girls in the same city that would give equally good service for half as much.

The positive effect of decriminalization would be incredible. It isn't even a question.

[QUOTE=Dbiz01;5714801]Yes to #1. Clarification to #2. If you're talking about the streetwalker, then I'd disagree because there are communities in Chicago that believe their quality of life is impacted by droves of strung-out walking hoes in the neighbourhood. Clampdown on the streetwalker, leave in-door hoes alone. But even leaving the MPs alone is theoretically difficult since zoning laws forbidding RAs in sleeping on the premises, and other business licensing and health codes can impact their operation.[/QUOTE]