Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=B Malibu; 1797051]Wasted the 140 burning a hole in my pocket today! Was going to go to Caribbean and tap Lilah, but for some reason, I started craving something of the Asian persuasion. Ugghh. I got Tina. Not bad looking and a decent set of small implants, but dammit that room stinks as did she! I should've walked at the beginning but I was stupid and stayed. Other than a decent face, nice lips, and an ok rack, she's got a pooch and a flat ass. The smell hindered my arousal factor and was unable to cum. She's very pushy and likes to rush,"you cum yet?"

Gentleman, this is why you read these boards. I know somebody reported on her before but my lazy ass just lost a buck forty due to improper planning. It will most-likely cost me another 140-160 to redeem this waste of a session elsewhere.

- BM[/QUOTE]I don't know if its a blessing or a curse, but somehow it seems that my nose is only capable of sensing pleasant aromas. Keeping in mind that like pain, the ability to sense a bad aroma is one of nature's ways of warning.

Malibu, I'm assuming you visited AC #6? Its been over a year since I returned to that spot where I had a pretty specially great time with a MILF whose name I don't remember but no matter as she's no longer around according to good sources. Then a month ago I decided to venture to AC #5, the so-called "Sun and Flower Beauty Salon". A place that always intrigued me on the rare occasions that it was open because there were always young pretty girls hanging around the front and inside this space which is set-up as a beauty parlor. Lots of politics and mythology built up around this baby animal section of the Animal Clinic. If no. 6 has got the veteran pussy, no. 5 has got the kittens. And yeah they are old enough.

All I can say is it was a fascinating experience if not particularly sexual thunder and lightning. Back in the best days of AC6 I had experiences that were both fascinating and hyper-satisfying. At the door of #5 I encountered two girls in the 19-21 age range. Both really cute. No make that REALLY cute. I draw Caitlynn who seemed to be the more challenging of the 2 but definitely not any less adorable than the other who seemed as if she'd be easier to deal with. I'll keep this short and basic. This girl has got an iconic teenage spinner's body. Almost wanted to cry at the sight of her naked. I had a great time with her because sometimes quite frankly I have a capacity for getting the most enjoyment one can have out of a situation offering limited options.

This girl was a very Americanized brat who challenged me constantly with smartass remarks. I loved it and gave it back to her in equal doses. However, in this first round, as in most boxing matches it was a feeling out process. She offered only HE at an elevated level of tip for that service ($80 agreed to after a painful negotiation) but she did rip off her jeans and blouse and underwear to show me that luscious body and let me at it to a limited degree. I know she'll be good for more with repeat sessions as indicated in this exchange in which she's gathering my bona fides of previous ventures with the AC6 crew.

Caitlynn: What would you like Camel?

Camel: Well if you're asking, what are you serving?

Caitlynn: What did the girls in #6 do for you?

Camel: Everything I wanted or could imagine in my hottest dreams and more.

Caitlynn: And how much of that do you want from me?

Camel: Well, we could start out by you showing off what you can do with your mouth beyond smart comments and then, maybe everything else.

Caitlynn: Sorry, I only do handjobs.

Camel: Why then sugarpussy did you ask me what I want if you only have one thing to offer?

I loved sparring with this so alluring brat and yeah, she spoke near perfect English and otherwise destroyed all the mythology surrounding the mysterious no. 5 which I won't get into here as I did in a more detailed "Naughty Review".

I don't think there are any lifetime memorable experiences to be had with the fresh kittens in #5 as I had with a few graceful veterans of #6 over the years, and I think that maybe the younger studlier guys (with adequate funding) have the best chance to hit one out of the park in their first at bat with the likes of Caitlynn, but I don't think a working nose would pick up a bad scent in #5. Seems like they keep the litter fresh and clean, but I probably shouldn't be opining on odors!

[QUOTE=Ocbarbarian;1797621]Try El Clasificado. U can find it outside mexican markets or some liquor stores. I've had some success with their help. U may have some trouble if you don't know any Spanish though.[/QUOTE]You can use a cell phone apps to translate when on the road from any language to another. Sometimes the translation may not be totally accurate but it serves the purpose for a HE.

Be safe.

Yeah, I went to # 6. Like you, I had some good times there in the past. I actually was there a few months back and had a good session, but for the life of me, I don't remember her name, but she was a very pretty Viet built just the way I like 'them: long dark hair, pretty face, curves in all the right spots, flat tummy, great enhancements, etc. This time, not so good! #6 may still be ok on certain days, just avoid Tina on Saturdays.

- BM

[QUOTE=B Malibu; 1798016]Yeah, I went to # 6. Like you, I had some good times there in the past. I actually was there a few months back and had a good session, but for the life of me, I don't remember her name, but she was a very pretty Viet built just the way I like 'them: long dark hair, pretty face, curves in all the right spots, flat tummy, great enhancements, etc. This time, not so good! #6 may still be ok on certain days, just avoid Tina on Saturdays.

- BM[/QUOTE]Animal Clinic used to be a great place to visit when the hot divas like Michelle and Cindy worked there. I wasted couple thousand visiting that place three or four years ago. Michelle used to be so popular that I had to call and make an appointment ahead of time.

I don't know where Cindy is now. Last, I heard that she worked at some place near the printing shop.

Anyone ever been here? I'm curious about the shower part.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-staff-5-petite-h0t-soapy-latina-and-petite-asian-enjoying-rated-xxl-shower-open-9-am-21/32641538[/url]

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden; 1798313]Anyone ever been here? I'm curious about the shower part.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-staff-5-petite-h0t-soapy-latina-and-petite-asian-enjoying-rated-xxl-shower-open-9-am-21/32641538[/url][/QUOTE]It's in Tustin, so that should tell you all you need to know. You can TOFTT if you'd like, but when I see advertisements in Tustin, I simply move on to the next.

I'm sure it isn't what you think, the ad says there is room for 2, but doesn't say they will provide one of the 2.

I've tried many times to get a MP girl into the shower and they always say no way.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden; 1798313]Anyone ever been here? I'm curious about the shower part.

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-staff-5-petite-h0t-soapy-latina-and-petite-asian-enjoying-rated-xxl-shower-open-9-am-21/32641538[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AsianPussy; 1798548]I'm sure it isn't what you think, the ad says there is room for 2, but doesn't say they will provide one of the 2.

I've tried many times to get a MP girl into the shower and they always say no way.[/QUOTE]I have been to this one a few times. Standard Asian R / T place but they are focused on the dollar a bit more than I prefer. I never had any shower action at all. I wasn't even offered a shower on my visits there. I had to ask if they had one. I have seen two 7/10 asians and one 5/10 there. The receptionist was a knock out and watching her walk up the stairs in a mini was dam near worth the price of admission. I don't know if she is still there as she wasn't there on my final visit a month or so ago. I don't recommend this place.

[QUOTE=B Malibu; 1798016]Yeah, I went to # 6. Like you, I had some good times there in the past. I actually was there a few months back and had a good session, but for the life of me, I don't remember her name, but she was a very pretty Viet built just the way I like 'them: long dark hair, pretty face, curves in all the right spots, flat tummy, great enhancements, etc. This time, not so good! #6 may still be ok on certain days, just avoid Tina on Saturdays.

- BM[/QUOTE]Malibu, I'm wondering if the girl you're describing was Tracy who fits the description. She was and may still be a manager. A 40 something Amerasian superhot MILF. Tracy is a anything goes sex machine who does it all at high speed. You need to put a governor on her. She'll suck you dry in the table shower if you let her. She can also be a multi-tasker given her managerial duties which can be annoying. She even used to keep her eyes peeled out the window observing LE lounging in their black and whites in the parking lot while kneeling with her pussy in my face. The life of the boss. I couldn't hold it against her cause she was plain hot and was furiously excellent when not distracted.

When I walked in there a year ago without an appointment she was leaving. Body looked to be holding up but she did look older though not as much older as I look since the years I was working it out with her with some frequency.

Haven't followed BP lately but the AC6 ads posted throughout this spring stated that she and a girl I don't know named Jenny were working. I have a buddy who knows and loves Jenny's work. The gossip is that all the classic AC6 girls including these 2 split due to the construction, constant LE harassment and other controversy. The implication in the ads is its a new dawning of the good old days and Tracy and Jenny are back. I dunno, just reporting.

The fact that I don't report my adventures nearly as often as I used to leads me to forgetting a lot of provider's names. I'm just getting old and forgetful. Haha!

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1798793]Malibu, I'm wondering if the girl you're describing was Tracy who fits the description. She was and may still be a manager. A 40 something Amerasian superhot MILF. Tracy is a anything goes sex machine who does it all at high speed. You need to put a governor on her. She'll suck you dry in the table shower if you let her. She can also be a multi-tasker given her managerial duties which can be annoying. She even used to keep her eyes peeled out the window observing LE lounging in their black and whites in the parking lot while kneeling with her pussy in my face. The life of the boss. I couldn't hold it against her cause she was plain hot and was furiously excellent when not distracted.

When I walked in there a year ago without an appointment she was leaving. Body looked to be holding up but she did look older though not as much older as I look since the years I was working it out with her with some frequency.

Haven't followed BP lately but the AC6 ads posted throughout this spring stated that she and a girl I don't know named Jenny were working. I have a buddy who knows and loves Jenny's work. The gossip is that all the classic AC6 girls including these 2 split due to the construction, constant LE harassment and other controversy. The implication in the ads is its a new dawning of the good old days and Tracy and Jenny are back. I dunno, just reporting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Orion1938; 1797955]You can use a cell phone apps to translate when on the road from any language to another. Sometimes the translation may not be totally accurate but it serves the purpose for a HE.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]The translator app is a good idea to help understand the ads, but the problem might come if you call or otherwise have to talk to them. I've had a few who hung up on me when they heard my accent. It's been hit or miss for me with places in El Clasificado.

Off Early yesterday and driving south from LA on the 405, I was contemplating all my choices, sary on 405, switch to 22 etc. Finally I decided I needed a really good massage, with a fun girl.

I had been to this place in Lake F, and it is in a very nice center where you would not expect anything, not even a R &T. Have reported on here before. Have been seeing a MILF spinner. 4'10, 90 lbs etc. Very nice massage, and fun finish, hand in pants etc. No locks on doors.

Now I had tipped her well, last time she did a great massage, lots of fun and worked hard to relevie my tension. Gave her a 60 tip. She was very happy.

Well, walked in and big smile and hug. During massage, little kisses here and there, s o I decided to see if she meant it. Hand in yoga strechy pants, lovely little butt, move to Vag and play, no resistance and she is making noises of happy in my ear. On the flip, very friendly and I say I want to lick you. She looks at me, give me big kiss on lips and goes to door and I assume put towel or something to block opening. Comes back, drop pants, up shirt and I start sucking and fingering.

She climbs on top, and starts to sit on my face with a tasty sweet unshaven but not a jungle down there.She grinds it in me, I I go to town and she is moaning and jumping. I don't believe I have ever made A girl at one of these FS places come, but she did. She gets off to finish me with a little, hj/bbj combo, and I tell her get on 69. She goes right back on, and again goes crazy, although not to much BJ for me. Insert a finger in her rosebud, and she squeals and then holds her voice in. Again she cums, and the river is flowing. She collapses and lies there for a minute, just rubbing my legs slowly to recover.

She climes off, and gives me hj bj to finish.

Cleans me up, and uses a hot towel to wash may face with her smiling all the time. A real smile.

Tipped her 80, and her eyes got big and she was grateful, she would have been happy with 50, loved sixty and extatistic with 80. You know what I am going to do next time.I will bring a cover and go for it, or maybe breakfast at her place.

If you read my prior posts you should be able to figure this out, seniors can PM me. Note this has taken about 6 visits to gain her trust and move forward, but of course you could be the stud of her dreams and get it in one or two. This area dosn't seem to like places that do more then R & T, so I will not be do direct on this.; but seniors or friends can PM me.
Of course YMMV, and I put in the time and always treated her right with money and fun.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69; 1798029]Animal Clinic used to be a great place to visit when the hot divas like Michelle and Cindy worked there. I wasted couple thousand visiting that place three or four years ago. Michelle used to be so popular that I had to call and make an appointment ahead of time.

I don't know where Cindy is now. Last, I heard that she worked at some place near the printing shop.[/QUOTE]The last time I saw Cindy was probably March or April of this year. She did turn up at the place near Enterprise Rent a Car and the Penny Printing shop. I don't go to this place anymore, but at that time she was using her picture in their ads (the number is watermarked on the picture). Incidentally, the line-up consisted of a white Italian brunette, Cindy, and Angel who was my favorite. The reviews for this place are mixed at best because of sometimes lousy service or asking $, but nobody has ever complained about what these girls look like. I'm positive they have a totally different crew because there is rapid turnover there. But yes, I have fond memories of some great sessions at Animal Hospital with Cindy and Jessica.

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Purely out of convenience, I tried out "BHC" in Orange on Tustin. It's in a small building just south of Katella with a Tattoo shop upstairs. The rooms are odd because the wall along the hallway is open at the top. Ie, you can hear through it, but not see through it. The bass was thumping through the ceiling from the ink joint above. My provider was "Li". Chi-girl, cute face, and thin spinner body (not really my taste). She wore tight floral print stretch pants and low heels.

Massage was nothing special, if a bit lack luster, but I used the opportunity to rub her skinny legs and butt. Nothing much to say about the HE either, other than, it happened. She did negotiate the tip up front, which is always a downer. She wanted more to take her top off, which I easily declined. During the clean-up she softly hummed / sang a Chinese song that was actually somewhat endearing.

Overall, Orange has a poor reputation when it comes to AMP quality. Indeed, this place / provider was nothing special. On the other hand, I've never been turned down for at least a HE at any of the 4 or 5 AMPs I've been to in the area. There was even a FS place a few years ago where I got a BJ from a truly hot K-girl. I've wondered about the place since then, but haven't been back. These days, I usually stick to HJ joints, and good one (s) do exist in that city. Your mileage may vary.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1797525]Discovered this awesome LFS provider in the Avocado groves of the Whittier hills. It was quite the adventure finding the place. It's so damn remote my GPS stop working when I got close to the place, (House). Well worth it though. Paid 40 for hh, apparently her clock must be broken because it was well over an hour before I got out of there.

Baggens[/QUOTE]I woke up. And it was a cloudy morning. Rare in Los Angeles, UNLESS, you're familiar with "June Gloom!" Da da, Da, DUMmmmm.

It's always an ominous, and gloomy site to behold when one is usually accustomed to blue skies and sunshine. Though, it foreshadowed the conquest and pillage lurking in the deprived mine of one of LA's denizens.

I found myself willing and able. Especially with the enhancement of a wholesome breakfast that contained lots of complex carbs and long stamina producing proteins. Equipped with a fortified meal and a sex drive bestowed by Aphrodite herself, I embarked upon my adventure.

The Marauding Monger grabbed his weapon of choice,"The Golden Sword" and jumped upon his stead. The Ford Pinto. New lands to conquer and conquer he shall.

I have a mixed review on this one.

For adventure, I would give it a 10+. I felt like I was on the island of Vieques, Puerto Rico. Horses, hills and all. When I arrived at the gate, (Yes, gate!) I called to see if I was indeed at the right place. No phone service. Luckily, it opened rather quickly without an awkward long wait. I proceeded into the ranch like domicile. I perused the expanse of the layout and hesitated momentarily. 'Where was I to go?'

"Marauding Monger with the "Golden Sword"" ran through my mind. I got out of the car, embellishing an excuse of why I was there along the way, with the determination that I shall conquer and pillage the local inhabitant.

Lo and behold a big dog comes my way. LOL. Luckily, I wasn't too intimidated as DB had given his report. But, I was nearly waylaid before even doing battle.

I was greeted, taken into a room, and given a shower. Solo. When I returned, a cute plump-buxumed vixen came into the room. She spoke only in Spanish.

Huh? No comprehension what so ever. Much to my liking it turned into,' I grab you'. Then, 'you grab me'. I followed her cues. First, here (She pointed above). Then, down here as she shockingly went for my "Golden Sword." Stupefied, I responded zombie like and did as requested. Then she left. I laid back and chilled. All good.

My Girl 7. 5/10. A different one. Said her name was Crystal. She came all the way from Guatemala via Ontario to appease my mongering lust. Around 22, 5', bubble booty and giant nips. Ah, yeah!

She said,"Wa wa Waah, wah waa wah waaaH." Huh? I laid on my stomach. Good strong hands. 5 minutes later the towel left. 3 minutes later, I was getting a CBJ. 5 later, Cowgirl. Then Mish. ThenDoggie. I banged her good. Laid upon her the Marauding Monger's Golden Sword. She submitted to all my demands.

Ok, here's where the MIX part comes in. Experience would be a 7/10. She was nice, friendly and willing. But, with my limited Spanish skills, I don't think we ever got to the next Level of connection. Plus, I haven't quite reached 50 years yet and she likes older guys. I think I might have pounded her doggie too long, too hard. But, Dayumn. That bubble bootie felt so good in both my hands as I squieshed it, tenderized it, and resisted very hard to slap it. Though, she might have liked it. Didn't go there. That and on my way there, I had lofty expectations of grandiose sexual depravity. Always, YMMV. Very good experience, But I have a high bar. Maybe my shortcomings and expectations reduced my experience.

With that said. If you like adventure. If you like the utmost safety (very secure, very clean, very safe) , unlike my crazy street mongering ways. You will like this place.

If you can speak conversational Spanish, have a SO, a taste for spicy, and want a friendly, willing 22 year old Latina. Go here.

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