Personality Goes a Long Way
[QUOTE=IIIII;3899854]I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.
Plus I can't go out on dates.[/QUOTE]IIII speaks the truth. One of the absolute worse sessions I ever had was with a tan, model-level, young one in a stunning white beach wrap. To say she was mechanical was an understatement. But the most memorable part was right before the deed, she actually starting making the most fake "Uh, uh, uh. " grunting noises I ever heard! It would have been funny if it weren't an instant mood killer. I'll take an average-looking housewife who does a much better job of acting like she's enjoying herself over that, any day.
In fact, one of the best current providers is a rail-thin GILF known as little Sexy Me. No, not the greatest looking but, man, she gives a 100% effort that puts these cute young chicas to shame.
Let me fix that sentence for you.
[QUOTE=Chris5;3899851]It should be free of charge to fuck MILFs.
C5.[/QUOTE]It should be free of charge to fuck all the girls. From your 20 dollar drug addicted street walker to your 5 k a night high end escort that has GPS. All free.
Allow me to set the both of you straight
No sex, not even the sex in a devoted, loving relationship is free.
You see a girl you want to date? What do you need? A decent ride. Free? I think not!
You want to impress her with taking her out for a nice dinner or perhaps a hot ticket for a concert. Free? I think not!
You fall in love and are willing to forgo all other pussy for the rest of your life! Cost? I diamond ring. Free? (What do you think?
After a couple of years of playing house, you want to buy her a house. Free? (ahem, see a pattern here?
She wants children (and so do you) Cost? Hundreds of thousands and the end of your sex life!
Now honestly, please piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Sex is NEVER free, it's only cost-effective pending the decisions you make in life.
Like Charlie Sheen so accurately put it. I don't pay women to have sex with me; I pay them to leave! Call girls are just that. Someone who gives you what you want and then leaves. A wife? Well, need I say more?
[QUOTE=IIIII;3900054]It should be free of charge to fuck all the girls. From your 20 dollar drug addicted street walker to your 5 k a night high end escort that has GPS. All free.[/QUOTE]
What a thin skin you have
That's the problem with you "jokesters" you can't take a little back and forth when you make even a tongue-in-cheek comment. No one was criticizing you, just providing commentary. You must have voted for Hildabeast too.
Put on your big-boy pants (or should I say put on your big girl panties?) LMAO!
[QUOTE=Lars36;3900963]It's a fuckin joke, talking about OLD ladies who could die at any time. Lighten up for God's sake.[/QUOTE]
Brevity is the soul of wit
I have to admit, the Earl said it best.
[QUOTE=Rudiger;3900818][I]
Sex:
The pleasure is momentary,
The position ridiculous,
And the expense damnable.[/I]
- Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield.[/QUOTE]