Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TideLover;3262877]I know some of you probably have figured that out. I probably should have researched more before making the appropriate. The ads I read should have sent the red flag up but thinking with the other head. I called, got to area and she called again, she was at extended stay place and was wishy-washy with what building and room until she could see me driving around like an idiot. Go in and had to piss, she wouldn't let me go alone, then get on table while she's flirting and talking dirty. She talked entire time with some weird crap. (thinking certified crazy, I understand why you're single crap) anyhow average massage with teasing, was thinking it had hope. I didn't try to rub on her but she avoids my hands. I flip with her grabbing my arms to keep from touching her. She wouldn't let me leave happy.

This is her.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-sore-need-tlc-professional-cmt-here-4-u/18646932[/URL][/QUOTE]Yep. Certifiable nut with no extras.

Really. No happy end? Then what the hell does she do for the "shower assist" she advertises 10 times a day?

[QUOTE=TideLover;3262877]I know some of you probably have figured that out. I probably should have researched more before making the appropriate. The ads I read should have sent the red flag up but thinking with the other head. I called, got to area and she called again, she was at extended stay place and was wishy-washy with what building and room until she could see me driving around like an idiot. Go in and had to piss, she wouldn't let me go alone, then get on table while she's flirting and talking dirty. She talked entire time with some weird crap. (thinking certified crazy, I understand why you're single crap) anyhow average massage with teasing, was thinking it had hope. I didn't try to rub on her but she avoids my hands. I flip with her grabbing my arms to keep from touching her. She wouldn't let me leave happy.

This is her.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-sore-need-tlc-professional-cmt-here-4-u/18646932[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TideLover;3262877]I know some of you probably have figured that out. I probably should have researched more before making the appropriate. The ads I read should have sent the red flag up but thinking with the other head. I called, got to area and she called again, she was at extended stay place and was wishy-washy with what building and room until she could see me driving around like an idiot. Go in and had to piss, she wouldn't let me go alone, then get on table while she's flirting and talking dirty. She talked entire time with some weird crap. (thinking certified crazy, I understand why you're single crap) anyhow average massage with teasing, was thinking it had hope. I didn't try to rub on her but she avoids my hands. I flip with her grabbing my arms to keep from touching her. She wouldn't let me leave happy.

This is her.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-sore-need-tlc-professional-cmt-here-4-u/18646932[/URL][/QUOTE]I had originally planned to ask if she uncovered at all, but no need to answer. The part about not being allowed to go to the bathroom alone has weirded me out so much, I'll never go near this woman. Might just be the strangest thing I've ever read on this board and I've been here for around ten years.

Just came from checking out cherrylane and it was a good massage saw a girl name lucky she was def drop dead standard. 7 for hr def better then RL.

[QUOTE=Ljfeld;3263933]Really. No happy end? Then what the hell does she do for the "shower assist" she advertises 10 times a day?[/QUOTE]I decided not pay extra the shower until I seen how the massage went. Figured I could always add it. Glad I decided not to pay anymore.

Stopped by Saturday night - 1/2 hour for. 40. Older lady. Amy - average looks.

Light touch massage was almost all teasing. She had to wipe up pre cum. Nice HJ happy ending and got full 30 minutes.

Tricky to find. Small driveway that is easy to miss. Older type house but everything was clean / fresh.

Tip. 40 - she seemed happy with it.

Can anyone recommend a spot in the Baltimore area, parlor or indy? Haven't had any luck lately whatsoever. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

Thinking about trying a place in owings mills called the asian shop, seen a bunch of old reviews here and there but was wondering if anyone has been there recently, how the place is, would like to know if it's worth giving a try or if I should pass. Post back here or PM me.

Stopped in at OW in Lanham and drew Paula. What a sweetheart. She was extremely sexy and passionate, gave a fairly decent massage and all the bells and whistles. Will definitely request her when I go back.

[QUOTE=DriftingFan101;3276080]Thinking about trying a place in owings mills called the asian shop, seen a bunch of old reviews here and there but was wondering if anyone has been there recently, how the place is, would like to know if it's worth giving a try or if I should pass. Post back here or PM me.[/QUOTE]Haven't been there recently. The place always had a very limited menu and the attendants were long in the tooth.

If the place hasn't changed, save your cash.

Sorry I'm a new user who just joined. I wanted to ask if anyone knows what happened to all the numerous MPs in the Baltimore / DC area suddenly around 2012-2013 to make them disappear.

I remember that in the 2000's there was a wide array of choices in and around Baltimore, all of them good-quality, not only Asian but also Russian and Black. There were easily 10-12 excellent massage offices with attractive ladies. Now you're lucky if you can find an ugly dirty crackwhore on [URL]Backpage.com[/URL] (which, by the way, is censored now: [URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/[/URL]) MPs don't exist anymore, they're a distant memory.

There appears to have been some kind of large-scale crackdown across the country around 2012, either that or all the businesses closed for financial reasons? Can anyone shed light on what happened? And is there any hope of having a return to the boom of the 2000's when no one seemed to bother these establishments, and they operated freely? Why were these offices allowed to operate in the 2000's but were suddenly shut down in 2012-13?

I'm not sure if anyone's aware, but across the border in Canada, there are excellent MPs that advertise openly with hot white women and have their own websites with galleries and actual office buildings, and no one bothers them. Canadians are lucky -- they have hundreds upon hundreds of MPs and providers and even their strip clubs are full contact. No one shuts them down. But we Americans have to make do with a horrible non-existent scene and a draconian police state that shuts down all erotic entertainment.

Has there been anything like this before in Baltimore, is this just a wave? Or is this a permanent purge of MPs?

[QUOTE=DriftingFan101;3276080]Thinking about trying a place in owings mills called the asian shop, seen a bunch of old reviews here and there but was wondering if anyone has been there recently, how the place is, would like to know if it's worth giving a try or if I should pass. Post back here or PM me.[/QUOTE]Wow, the old Asian Shop. Steep stairs! It's been a few years since I went there. There was a gal there who was probably early 40's, but pretty well preserved. The first time I went, service was OK, average--good enough to go back if I happened to be in the neighborhood. But things definitely got better on repeat visits. But it was a while back. If you go, let us know how it is now.

[QUOTE=Visitor1980;3277901]There appears to have been some kind of large-scale crackdown across the country around 2012, either that or all the businesses closed for financial reasons? Can anyone shed light on what happened? And is there any hope of having a return to the boom of the 2000's when no one seemed to bother these establishments, and they operated freely? Why were these offices allowed to operate in the 2000's but were suddenly shut down in 2012-13?[/QUOTE]There was much written over the years on this subject and the reports are still available on this website. Check both Baltimore and Washington, DC sections. If I recall, the major reduction of places happened before 2012.

Thanks for the reply. I've scoured this thread but it's 645 pages long and I see some references here and there to individual places, but the overall impression is, LE suddenly got very aggressive in Maryland in after 2010? Why, was there a political change of some kind? Could you summarize in brief what happened, and whether there's any hope of these places coming back?

It got so bad out here that I've been traveling to Canada which has a burgeoning and legal scene with lots of options and full-contact strip clubs, but I get stopped by Canadian customs officers and they're very suspicious and ask me why I'm traveling alone. You need a plausible reason to cross the border otherwise they detain you.

Are there any places in the US which have a variety of good quality MPs with attractive women, and very little persecution by LE? As well as full-contact strip clubs similar to Canada? I don't like Vegas and it's too far, plus everyone's trying to hustle you. Their MPs are scattered and low-quality, and you can't touch in most strip clubs.

Thanks for any advice and comments.

Agree with Jokester except early 40's is generous. Was in not long ago. Best described as safe but tired, very tired.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3277972]Wow, the old Asian Shop. Steep stairs! It's been a few years since I went there. There was a gal there who was probably early 40's, but pretty well preserved. The first time I went, service was OK, average--good enough to go back if I happened to be in the neighborhood. But things definitely got better on repeat visits. But it was a while back. If you go, let us know how it is now.[/QUOTE]