Massage Parlor Reports

Thought I was going to get lucky on this one, Went in cost was 0. 80 for what I presumed to be the start up massage. The Asian lady at the counter was dressed scrubs which I knew was a bad sign at the start, considering they usually dress in bikini's or robes etc. So she goes on to give me a table shower, average at best. Then proceeds to give me an unclothed massage, but with the towel still on me. At this point I was pretty sure nothing was going to come out of it. I was about to leave when she requested I tip her, so I gave her 0.20 and never looked back. Won't repeat.

[QUOTE=JohnyBig;4011394]I've been there multiple times hoping it would get better and it doesn't. One time the chick wouldn't let me do any DATY and wipe everything down with rubbing alcohol. Talk about a mood killer. Each time I go same lack luster performance. They just lay there like a bump on a log. Even though they are minutes from my house I won't return for the same reason you described above. For the same money better off with extra drive and go to BO.[/QUOTE]That place can be hit or miss. It has been some better lately. Emily was fantastic, but she is gone now. CiCi is back and I am not really thrilled about that.

[QUOTE=MaxFairbankz;4012018]Has anyone seen this one? [URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/body-rubs/1111365[/URL].[/QUOTE]Saw her about a year ago in Palm Bay. Works out of a small one room office. A little on the strange side. Just a rub down with standard ending, definitely NOT FS.

[QUOTE=DesiCoolDude;4012745]I am new to the community and was planning on visiting GG. Is Bo a better option?. Will let you know the details after my first dream.[/QUOTE]To paraphrase Joe Manganiello: "Never fly first class, or go to BO / GG! ".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVtEV4aZms[/URL]

If you're new to the area, you should warm up with something less "first class", or it'll ruin AMPs for you forever!

[b]P.S.[/b] Otherwise, it's a coin flip and personal taste is the determining factor. You'll get just as many "votes" for one as the other from this site. My vote is GG, based on my personal experiences, taste, and party affiliation.

Had a friend who met with Allie. Sweetheart but don't think it was the girl in the pictures. Thin, a's, good BBBJCIM, nice private location. Personally, My friend wouldn't repeat.

Went to GG. Saw 'Jessica', big soft bolt ons, no tattoos so no way to identify her unfortunately. Nice TS with some tossing of the salad, BBBJ. Back to room and got cg, mish, doggie, and a trip up the Greek isles. Nice message afterwards to relax. Offered another shot but I was drained LOL.

Would repeat.

[QUOTE=Dappert;4012326]True. 200 total.[/QUOTE]So you went to a place that charges 240 all in and gave her 200 and you're surprised she was pouty?

Went there twice this year gave my 240 each time with different girls and left extremely happy both times.

Bigstar1.

[QUOTE=MaxFairbankz;4012018]Has anyone seen this one? [URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/body-rubs/1111365[/URL].[/QUOTE]Saw her several years ago. A total waste of money; I couldn't wait to leave.

Regards.

Mal.

[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky7;4012835]Ran into a friend who had just come back from a morning at BO and met Star. Thin Chinese 24 why / o with D bolt-ons. Poor English skills but otherwise an excellent experience for the new pre-paid rate. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]What is the new pre-paid rate?

Spent a hour at KMS, 80 at front desk, 160 in room. Cute young spinner Monica 25 with long black hair dressed in one of those sexy short plaid school girl uniforms with belly showing. Had a very good time with Monica almost as good as Yuki. Sr's can PM me for details.

[QUOTE=Dappert;4014270]What is the new pre-paid rate?[/QUOTE]New rate is $$ for 45 minutes. It used to be $$ for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=MrBill469;4008976]Sorry to beat this topic to death, but I just wanted to clarify "[RED][b]NEXT MONTH[/b][/RED]".

She left October 25th, and you composed your reply, above, on the very [U]first[/U] day of November. Technically, "next month" would be sometime in [u]December[/u], but I'm wondering if that's really supposed to be "[I]next month... from OCTOBER[/I]", or, in other words, sometime THIS month (November)?[/QUOTE]Since I wrote my post on November 1, next month would be December. Yuki will be back in December, not sure exactly when yet.

Are there any good FS places up in the Altamonte, Sanford, Lake Mary are? The only thing that has prevented me from spending every penny I earn at BO and GG is that it's hard to sneak away for a long time. Something closer would help my goal of being completely broke, but satisfied.

Anyone have any experience with this one? She advertises on our sister site. With all the uproar over WB not sure there is anything else quality going on down in Kissimmee area? A real massage would be a nice added bonus before dreaming.

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[QUOTE=BigStar1;4013861]So you went to a place that charges 240 all in and gave her 200 and you're surprised she was pouty?

Went there twice this year gave my 240 each time with different girls and left extremely happy both times.

Bigstar1.[/QUOTE]It is 200 for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=BigStar1;4013861]So you went to a place that charges 240 all in and gave her 200 and you're surprised she was pouty?

Went there twice this year gave my 240 each time with different girls and left extremely happy both times.

Bigstar1.[/QUOTE]Same here. You got to pay to play. Ali at BM said once, "No money. No honey".

True Critic69 - Empty your Inbox so I can respond to your PM.

[QUOTE=ImmCat;4014649]Are there any good FS places up in the Altamonte, Sanford, Lake Mary are? The only thing that has prevented me from spending every penny I earn at BO and GG is that it's hard to sneak away for a long time. Something closer would help my goal of being completely broke, but satisfied.[/QUOTE]My Dream Spa in Altamonte.

I'd heard so many good things from you chaps about our favorite new place on 17/92 that I had to make the drive for myself. I was blown away by just how good it was. My new best friend skillfully avoided telling me her name, but it could only have been Linda from the quality of the massage and conversation. You know you've had a good massage when she tells you to take two Advil come the morning.

Standard damage for an hour plus HE, and worth every single penny. I'll have to find my way back soon!

If I remember correctly Tina with a team over in the UCF area that's no longer around when she moved south I gave her a shot. The only bad part was it was way south in the county close to Polk which bothered me a bit as you actually go in Polk and then out to get there. It was a private residence in a clean neighborhood. I had a good time but just a hike for me. Also if your looking for a pse experience like at WB it's not like that.

[QUOTE=WllWankForFood;4014652]Anyone have any experience with this one? She advertises on our sister site. With all the uproar over WB not sure there is anything else quality going on down in Kissimmee area? A real massage would be a nice added bonus before dreaming.

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Looking to try an MP. Never been but reading the reports makes it very interesting. I've mainly been monguring on Forsyth and Goldenrod. Gets the job done but you get what you pay for. Looking to upgrade and MP seems to fill the bill. Any MP newbie advice would be welcomed.

Last week I had a dream with Selena who is in her mid 20's. She is very skinny with a man made size b, short hair with great smile. Overall experience was average based on the scale at bo since she said she has a regular full time job up north, and that she would just be here for a few weeks to make some extra $$. On the way out before waking up pretty mamasan highly recommend rita next time.

[QUOTE=ImmCat;4014649]Are there any good FS places up in the Altamonte, Sanford, Lake Mary are? The only thing that has prevented me from spending every penny I earn at BO and GG is that it's hard to sneak away for a long time. Something closer would help my goal of being completely broke, but satisfied.[/QUOTE]You.

Agreed. If there were a gg or bo branch in Altamonte, I'd be broke.

Alas we have decent options, but I haven't had my soul sucked out of me like at bo or gg.

What is the all in at BO?

Had a dream with Yumi. Been laying low with all the crap going on, but had an itch to scratch. It was a nice revisit, she was wearing a black see through dress. Great body as usual, lost some weight since I last saw her. Started with a table shower and it was great. Love her bolt ons and how she rubs them up and down your body. Went back to the room did some BBBJ, 69, DATY. Slipped on the cover and went at it. CG, RCG, DS, and finished in mish. Got a little rim action which was new.

Overall great dream. Can't wait for another dream with her.

Is this one real or fake?

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I'm out of my normal area but after reading through the reviews I decided to give BO a shot today. Came in and Star (I'm guessing) greeted me out front told me to come back in in 5 min. I went back out to the car, waited, then headed back in and proceeded to hand her the donation for the hour through the tiny hole (so strange). In a strange turn of events and probably due to the fact that they were busy, she handed me back 40 and stated "45 minutes you get the same treatment". I obliged and was led back to the laundry room to sit and wait. After about five minutes she led me to a room and told me to get comfy. Then, out of nowhere entered Yumi. Wow, this girl was smokin. Some nice little black dress that looked wonderful on her. This is where the dream started. Headed to the TS which was very nice. Some body slide, BBBJ, etc, then back to the room. She proceeded with some light rimming which was nice, more BBBJ then off to the races. Bent her up in about 6-7 positions and she was very playful. Off came the hat and finished with some BBBJTCIM to finish. Then I woke up was cleaned off and out I went. Thinking about tomorrow's adventure. GG or KDS? Who should I ask for if I'm looking for a trip to the islands??

[QUOTE=MrBill469;4013105]To paraphrase Joe Manganiello: "Never fly first class, or go to BO / GG! ".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVtEV4aZms[/URL]

If you're new to the area, you should warm up with something less "first class", or it'll ruin AMPs for you forever!

[b]P.S.[/b] Otherwise, it's a coin flip and personal taste is the determining factor. You'll get just as many "votes" for one as the other from this site. My vote is GG, based on my personal experiences, taste, and party affiliation.[/QUOTE]Couldn't have said it better myself. Can't go wrong with either one, yumi is the best one at Bo, Pandora or Jessica are the amazing ones at GG. Both places are great they just know how to treat a guy, I actually prefer red-blooded American girls, I find them more attractive but these places just know how to treat a guy, if you're paying for it you like that type of service where it's all about you they really know how to fake it, I know it's fake but if you're paying for it heck go with it and these girls know how to fake the passion, the kissing the spoiling, the moaning, the dirty talk, the groping all of it is just amazing well worth it, I wish some hot looking red-blooded American girls or European girls would figure that out and open up a similar place.

I tend to prefer GG also.

[QUOTE=YoWarn;4014672]It is 200 for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]Got it, thought tips were just that. But, now I know. Thanks.

Hey DarkKnight2 K.

I emptied it.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight2K;4014708]True Critic69 - Empty your Inbox so I can respond to your PM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MaxFairbankz;4016562]Is this one real or fake?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=66227&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]In town for Veterans Day. Would love to know.

[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky7;4013490]Had a friend who met with Allie. Sweetheart but don't think it was the girl in the pictures. Thin, a's, good BBBJCIM, nice private location. Personally, My friend wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]My bad. Confused Allie with AllieCutie. The latter is quite nice with excellent service. I see why she is so highly reviewed. The former (referenced above) is fine but not in the same league.

[QUOTE=JohnDoe26;4016601]I'm out of my normal area but after reading through the reviews I decided to give BO a shot today. Came in and Star (I'm guessing) greeted me out front told me to come back in in 5 min. I went back out to the car, waited, then headed back in and proceeded to hand her the donation for the hour through the tiny hole (so strange). In a strange turn of events and probably due to the fact that they were busy, she handed me back 40 and stated "45 minutes you get the same treatment". I obliged and was led back to the laundry room to sit and wait. After about five minutes she led me to a room and told me to get comfy. Then, out of nowhere entered Yumi. Wow, this girl was smokin. Some nice little black dress that looked wonderful on her. This is where the dream started. Headed to the TS which was very nice. Some body slide, BBBJ, etc, then back to the room. She proceeded with some light rimming which was nice, more BBBJ then off to the races. Bent her up in about 6-7 positions and she was very playful. Off came the hat and finished with some BBBJTCIM to finish. Then I woke up was cleaned off and out I went. Thinking about tomorrow's adventure. GG or KDS? Who should I ask for if I'm looking for a trip to the islands??[/QUOTE]Go to GG and get Pandora. I believe she PREFERS to not use her female honey pot. May be a secret of the trade?

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;4016981]In town for Veterans Day. Would love to know.[/QUOTE]Aura is real. In general, advertisers on USAG are real. Mz. Aura has been providing for a long time. The photos properly represent her. She has a nice attitude for nice people.

All the crap going on? Did I miss anything? Bust?, shutdowns? Just trying to stay safe and current.

Thanks.

Sox.

[QUOTE=JFlip305;4016497]Had a dream with Yumi. Been laying low with all the crap going on, but had an itch to scratch. It was a nice revisit, she was wearing a black see through dress. Great body as usual, lost some weight since I last saw her. Started with a table shower and it was great. Love her bolt ons and how she rubs them up and down your body. Went back to the room did some BBBJ, 69, DATY. Slipped on the cover and went at it. CG, RCG, DS, and finished in mish. Got a little rim action which was new.

Overall great dream. Can't wait for another dream with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OTownDreamer;4016320]Last week I had a dream with Selena who is in her mid 20's. She is very skinny with a man made size b, short hair with great smile. Overall experience was average based on the scale at bo since she said she has a regular full time job up north, and that she would just be here for a few weeks to make some extra $$. On the way out before waking up pretty mamasan highly recommend rita next time.[/QUOTE]Concur with all the above. I bit too thin for my likes. Friendly but no Doggie or Rim. Claimed to be from Philly area. Average at best.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4009058]Can anyone recommend an AMP girl that offers the best tease / edging?

I prefer the AMP to pretty much anything else. Especially if the girls know how to tease and build things up. I rank Best at a 5 when it comes to the tease aspect.

There was a girl in Orlando (Ruby) that I saw a few times before she vanished. She had long silky hair and on the flip she would start at your toes with her face an inch from your body and slowly let her hair 'massage' you as she worked her way to your face (basically just running her hair across your body). Then she would breath in your ear, kiss your neck and eventually do a little light kissing. At this point she would be half mounted.

Then she started back down the same way until she reach the sweet spot. She would then give a cute as hell look of surprise (covering her mouth, etc.). Then she started to lightly blow on it, tap it, use her fingernails, act like she was going toward a BBBJ but always stopping right before.

She would keep this up for about 10 minutes each time doing a little more. When she felt I was close she would stop and give me a cute giggle.

By the time she was going for the win I would practically paint the ceiling. The best part (well one of them) was she would gasp and watch each shot with excitement.

This was all her little secret formula and pretty much all AMPs have some kind of technique. But this was hands down the best.

It's all about the edging and if the girl gets a good routine down then she's golden.

Can anyone recommend an AMP girl that does anything like this? I'm not even looking for anything beyond HE (although I'd certainly accept it).[/QUOTE]Please let me know if you find what you are searching for. There was a girl years ago at the old natural therapy on mills named Lucy or Lici that definitely fit the bill. I have yet to meet her equal. T & G is nice, but not nearly as good as you describe or I experienced with Lucy / Lici. The search continues. Be safe all.

Went to Magic in Altamonte saw Tina. 30 minutes $60. Massage was good, she has a nice personality likes to laugh and is somewhat engaging. Looks are ok, tease and finish was kind of fun, a tad more than standard. The room had a stale smell and the AC was kind of wonky, too hot and then too cold. I wasn't overly impressed.

[QUOTE=Carnage98;4015691]Looking to try an MP. Never been but reading the reports makes it very interesting. I've mainly been monguring on Forsyth and Goldenrod. Gets the job done but you get what you pay for. Looking to upgrade and MP seems to fill the bill. Any MP newbie advice would be welcomed.[/QUOTE]Forsyth and Goldenrod? Where at? I've never seen anything there.

[QUOTE=MaxFairbankz;4016562]Is this one real or fake?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=66227&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't know, but perhaps it's just me. I see a little Michael Jackson resemblance in that first pic.