SantaCruiser, what about the unfortunate Viking?
1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.
2. Cheap, crummy hair band.
3. Cheap, crummy pen.
Not all Vikings are heathens. Mmmm boy. I would be overjoyed if a random stranger came up to me on the street and handed me a crummy pen for Christmas! But that's just me, I love pens.
Christmas Presents I Will Bring, My Favorite Forum Writer, Chocolate Addiction & More
[QUOTE=BladeCruiser;6716430]There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.
I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:
1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.
2. Cheap, crummy hair band.
3. Cheap, crummy pen.
4. Candy cane.
5. One condom.
6. A Five Dollar bill..[/QUOTE]Disclaimer: I do not promote, advocate, nor participate in prostitution or any other illegal activity. All of my writings on this website are fiction.
A couple of days before you posted this report, I purchased two winter jackets to give out to the girls. I saw them for sale in Walmart, marked down to $10 each, and I immediately thought of hookers. Since there are only two items, and they are rather costly (even though they're cheap as hell as far as jackets go), I will select the two lucky recipients from among my regulars.
Every year around Christmas time, I increase the frequency with which I pull up to hookers and give them chocolate candy. Part of my motive is charity and friendliness. The other part is to lure other people in to the one addiction I suffer from: chocolate. Also, a large minority, if not the majority of these girls are chocolate addicts themselves, and it brings me joy to get high with fellow chocolate addicts, or even spread the love around, even when we won't be imbibing together.
You are my favorite writer on this forum, Blade Cruiser. Prior to you joining, Coochie Eater was my favorite. Now, he's my second-favorite. You combine his wit with my literary genius, and you are a documentarian unlike any other. This was just a fabulous, magnificent report! You and I have greatly differing social views, but as one monger to another, I appreciate your posts!
Reading of all of these girls made me drool, because I know many of them.
Sam on 9th & Lincoln is an angel. I truly believe that God put some of his most forlorn and tormented souls on this earth to help others and teach others. These women cause men so much joy- the joy of orgasm! At an extremely cheap price! What could be more glorious and holy than that? On our last date, Samantha imparted to me knowledge of the female perspective on certain things. This knowledge is valuable beyond words, and helps me to empathize with them. Street prostitutes, almost all of whom are unaware of their tutorial role in this world, are the mouth pieces of God, if you just listen. Though they may be thieves, they have an honesty in their words that exists no other place in society.
Sarah on 7th & Greenfield is a good toothless cocksucker. Troll Mongo knows that.
Toothless Tabatha over on Lincoln is a gem. While I don't consider her blowjobs to be special, per se, I give her tons of credit for her work ethic. She doesn't stop sucking your cock until she has swallowed your load. And she swallows every load, without any debate or upcharge. In fact, on our first date, she was hooking me by advertising her swallowing as she walked by my car. Eventually, I let her in. Coochie Eater would have taken off like a bat out of hell without her, as he refuses to speak through the window.
M. J. , who you saw on Greenfield, also works Lincoln. On the one date I did with her, she didn't seem to try to hard when fellating my member, and it was not that great. The cool thing about her, though, is that she hopped on my cock without me asking her to, for the stated purpose of obtaining the other 10. I had given her 20 prior to fellatio. She's not afraid to ride a strangers' raw dick. Her pussy feels average, but looks below average. I'm surprised to hear that she still has that cool-aid red hair. Her initials stand for Michael Jordan, leader of the team. She told me so. Her name is Amanda.
I've always wanted to try out Lilly, as she's kind of sexy. She's failed the mouth check a couple of times, so we haven't connected yet.
Your assessment that no one cares about these girls is inaccurate. I care deeply about a few of them, and moderately about many others. In fact, three of them- two current working girls and one former working girl- have bonded me to them, spiritually. I even offered to go take care of business against the former tormentor of one of these three women a few months ago. She declined. I am in love with two of these three. It's the first time in my life that I've been in love with two women at once.
Conversely, there is a gender war going on. Always has been and always will be. In regards to the war dynamic, I contend that it is very fortunate, not unfortunate, that poppies and testosterone have formed an alliance. Look at how women have the upper hand in regular dating! Look at the string of simps lined up behind every woman, scratching her heels. Simps are the most dangerous breed of men, and the most pathetic at the same time. And every street prostitute has her own batch of simps lined up, whom she is terrorizing, just like non-prostitutes do. Prostitution, pornography, and strip clubs are the few bastions of normalcy and dignity that we males can enjoy in the modern world! These are areas where women have to entertain or pleasure us in order to earn money. The drug addictions they have has caused the playing field known as society to be slightly more even, instead of women having 100% of the power. I am delighted to take advantage of this boon and enjoy as many of these harlots as possible.
I love having sex with women, as many women as possible, whether one at a time or multiple at once. Unprotected, always. Variety is the spice of life, gentlemen, and don't you forget it.
Baby Jess, blessed are thou among women, and blessed is he who shooteth seed into your facehole. Viking Pride is blessed, now that he has cometh and shooteth in your facehole.
Oh Fellating Messiah, Oh Light Of Silver City, illuminate us with your presence, and suction every spermatozoa out of our ducts, however shyly they may be hiding and taking refuge. Cling tightly though they may, these life force swimmers stand no chance against you, oh, holy suckerfish.
Some day, some smart young lady is going to give me a heart attack by utilizing her mischievous techniques, and then relieve me of my wallet, and if she is so bold, my vehicle, as well.
Jessica and a warning northside Nicole
Went for a stroll early this morning, 6-8 am. First the north side, picked up WSW Nicole and when she got in the car, her voice changed. I asked if she was a guy, of course she said no. I grab his / her crouch and she started yelling assault and was looking for her phone to call 911. I couldn't get her out of the car. I coughed up a Jackson to get her out and I sped away. Haven't had a problem like this since I had Angel on National.
Went to the south loop and saw nothing after 2 passes. Gave it 1 last try and found Jessica (I don't think it was Baby Jess) on Lincoln by the funeral home. She was older and we found a spot. Never asked about money until she took her teeth out. Never had a toothless BJ before and it is wonderful. I will need to find more toothless women. She gave a very good BBBJWS. Never complained even though it took awhile. She took direction well and varied speed and pressure, using her tongue a great way. She was very open about her drug use, but I don't think she was on anything while with me.
M64.
