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[QUOTE=Feldman;3245624]I see that Liz is back (again) and two online reviewers said that they left happy. Has anybody experienced this with her? I will TOFTT as soon as I can set something up, but I was just curious.[/QUOTE]Very unlikely to get anything from her.
[QUOTE=SignerJeff;3246677]Tracey, who used to work out of her home in Rosedale? None of her numbers on the the other site are correct anymore.[/QUOTE]I think she is long gone. Maybe she went back to doing hair? She was a great value and a nice person, too bad. Just like Amber Autumn in Cokceysville. She was great value too and a great body. Still see her at the gym in Timonium though. She had a full time gig anyway.
[QUOTE=Rockman2000;3248383]I think she is long gone. Maybe she went back to doing hair? She was a great value and a nice person, too bad. Just like Amber Autumn in Cokceysville. She was great value too and a great body. Still see her at the gym in Timonium though. She had a full time gig anyway.[/QUOTE]She is still around. I tried to set up with her a couple months back and the rule book comes out all over the place. I think it was an ad on CL that I found her through. She aint never going back to cutting hair as her real job. She owes too much money over her salon going belly up.
BQ22.
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
BD.
[QUOTE=ButterDog;3249527]Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
BD.[/QUOTE]And a way to upvote for saving in a "Best Of" category.
Fellatio Barn, snorkel, one of Thor's loads. LOLOLOLOL.
[QUOTE=JamesRussells;3145887]Not the same place anymore.
This is CG wellness, used to be on Frederick. Relatively UTR.
I go in the afternoons and it's an older, short, chubby Chinese woman.
4 and 4 for he. Don't really want much else.
She's enthusiastic at least.[/QUOTE]This place seems to be gone.
She recently moved, but it looks like she got closed down again.
[QUOTE=Barraquda22;3248679]She is still around. I tried to set up with her a couple months back and the rule book comes out all over the place. I think it was an ad on CL that I found her through. She aint never going back to cutting hair as her real job. She owes too much money over her salon going belly up.
BQ22.[/QUOTE]Thanks man. I will keep an eye out. CL is littered with spam, its tough to find a real one.
I decided to try out something new, and visited a "new" AMP. It was in a secluded area with nice rooms, table shower, and a very friendly mamasan. Only two girls available right now, though. One was cute and the other one was not so cute. Both had Cs or bigger. I had to wait for 15 minutes, so I opted for a quickie. A little less than standard prices for entry. 5, but the upsell was high. 7 for HJ. As usual, I followed the wrong head, and after my session I left within 25 minutes from sitting in the room. I probably would not repeat, but I am not an AMP person. The girl that I spoke with, Sara (not so good looking), said to have much more on the menu, though, YMMV.
Be safe gents.
[QUOTE=SignerJeff;3253783]Thanks man. I will keep an eye out. CL is littered with spam, its tough to find a real one.[/QUOTE]You are aware we still have BP, yes?
[QUOTE=BigCoolie;3253872]I decided to try out something new, and visited a "new" AMP. It was in a secluded area with nice rooms, table shower, and a very friendly mamasan. Only two girls available right now, though. One was cute and the other one was not so cute. Both had Cs or bigger. I had to wait for 15 minutes, so I opted for a quickie. A little less than standard prices for entry. 5, but the upsell was high. 7 for HJ. As usual, I followed the wrong head, and after my session I left within 25 minutes from sitting in the room. I probably would not repeat, but I am not an AMP person. The girl that I spoke with, Sara (not so good looking), said to have much more on the menu, though, YMMV.
Be safe gents.[/QUOTE]That place is like 'Alice's Restaurant. ' You can get anything you want.
For all my friends who are seeking only a legitimate massage with absolutely no extras and / or no touching or roaming of any type or nature, I found Theresa at Asia Massage Reflexology to be excellent. Arguably one of the better massages that I have ever received. This spa is located in a shopping center near a Home Depot and Office Depot and is off the main streets of Joppa Road and Perry Parkway in Parkville. Theresa does not speak English and offers no extras of any type or nature. She only provides an excellent massage. My recommendation for the ultimate in relaxation therapy.
Best wishes, to all my friends.
Michael.
Agree, Julie and Jackie also excellent legit MTs, Jackie's foot massage the best.
[QUOTE=Bullmarket2;3254372]For all my friends who are seeking only a legitimate massage with absolutely no extras and / or no touching or roaming of any type or nature, I found Theresa at Asia Massage Reflexology to be excellent. Arguably one of the better massages that I have ever received. This spa is located in a shopping center near a Home Depot and Office Depot and is off the main streets of Joppa Road and Perry Parkway in Parkville. Theresa does not speak English and offers no extras of any type or nature. She only provides an excellent massage. My recommendation for the ultimate in relaxation therapy.
Best wishes, to all my friends.
Michael.[/QUOTE]
I paid them a visit tonight after maybe 2 years. When I called I asked if they had any young pretty girls and mamas an said "yes". When I got there I asked her again for a young pretty girl and she said sure. To no one's surprise she sent in a hag who must have been 60 year old And I said I want the mamas an and I told that woman definitely old and not pretty. In the end I got a much younger woman who was a little thick named Tina but I thought to myself she's okay and got on with it. $70 for the house and a bit better than usual tip. Everything was on the menu. Her mic skills were very good. I was told Kimberly was back but was off today but I don't if she told the truth.
I TOFTT and checked out this place:
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/you-want-young-sweetest-asian-girl-come-to-the-best-100-443-278-3384-baltimore-23/11812596[/URL]
It's on belair near moravia.
It's in an old townhouse that is pretty filthy.
An old woman, probably in her late 40's or early 50's greeted me, and she was Chinese.
She would also be the masseuse.
Standard fare. She wasn't too enthusiastic, but I left happy.
Upon leaving, another Chinese woman, much older, ran up to me, and they both stopped me. They wanted some information about something local, but I couldn't understand. They were using google translate, but it was a mess!
I probably wouldn't repeat.
So checked out a couple of AMPs posted on BP. They all claim on ad and also by phone that they were in their mid- to late-20's. But turns out that they are all in their mid- to late-40's. Totally fake.