Massage Parlor Reports

Hit International in Maitland a couple of times in the last month. First time was an hour with Hana, early 30s Korean. Fairly cute, had a bubble butt which is unusual for an Asian. She paid close attention to all the right places with the ts, massage was average, and the HE was happy (she did plant her knee on the table, which allowed for quite a bit of roaming).

Yesterday, I went again and got Suzie, another Korean, but pushing 50; Hana was "on vacation." TS was great, very thorough with some massage thrown in. Not a lot of time spent on the boys, but as long as they get clean too I guess it doesn't matter. Just as long as you know what to expect at the end! Massage was great. I told her medium, but since I'm a bigger guy I think she decided hard was the way to go. HE was standard, but she sat with her back to me, so very little roaming this time.

Both times. 80+.40 tip.

So I have no freaking clue why I been striking out at these AMPs. Is it me idk. I heard nothing but the best about AGG so I went in for a visit yesterday. When I got there I found a older asian lady when I walked in she asked for. 8 when I gave her the coupon for 10 off (which you can find online) her facial expression changed.

Anyways lead me to the room and I was hoping that she does not give me the massage as I seen she had a shitty attitude anyways she tells me to undress and wait for her I waited about 15 min and she walks in. DAMMIT but I said whatever in my mind when asked about the TS she said 10 more dollar I said wait the add said FREE SHOWER but she said no 10 dollar.

I said never mind no need to shower she started off with a massage which you can tell she did not want to do it horrible 15 min into the massage she told me to flip where directly she heads to JR and shakes him off as if I had a gun to her head nothing at all it was so bad JR went to sleep midway threw the shake to where I tried to touch and she said NO TOUCHING I said you know what lets just do massage 35 min into the massage she said massage over I said what I have 25 min left she said no you come in at 1:15 to where I told her ya but YOU WALKED in the room at 1:35 anyways I said ok thats fine thanks have a nice day. To where she freaked out and said NO TIP I said No TIP. She yelled something in Asian and I went my way.

Not sure if I repeat unless I talk to Mamasam and let her know.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1662678]Tara has said several times she does not want to be reviewed on this forum and normally I would be the first to defend that right but this girl and her repeated self-reviews deserves whatever comes her way. Right now I am tempted to schedule an appointment, walk in, piss on the floor and leave.

We need everyone to report her posts without public comment to the moderator and hopefully she will be banned.[/QUOTE]Well you have the donation from another monger. I'll buy you a six pack of beer before you make a appointment with them!

That will make it worthwhile!

SP

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/great-50-special-you-def-want-to-come-relax-with-me-ebony-beauty-24/7380908[/url]

Visited this young lady today after seeing her ads for a while and based on the good review by Buffguy111. She is a thick gal with nice curves and very dark skin. I found her to be very attractive. She works out of apartment and it is in a upscale gated community. Her place is clean and she has a professional massage table. I won't go into details because she works out of her place, but I enjoyed myself and will return to see her again soon.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1663830]So I have no freaking clue why I been striking out at these AMPs. Is it me idk. I heard nothing but the best about AGG so I went in for a visit yesterday. When I got there I found a older asian lady when I walked in she asked for. 8 when I gave her the coupon for 10 off (which you can find online) her facial expression changed.

Anyways lead me to the room and I was hoping that she does not give me the massage as I seen she had a shitty attitude anyways she tells me to undress and wait for her I waited about 15 min and she walks in. DAMMIT but I said whatever in my mind when asked about the TS she said 10 more dollar I said wait the add said FREE SHOWER but she said no 10 dollar.

I said never mind no need to shower she started off with a massage which you can tell she did not want to do it horrible 15 min into the massage she told me to flip where directly she heads to JR and shakes him off as if I had a gun to her head nothing at all it was so bad JR went to sleep midway threw the shake to where I tried to touch and she said NO TOUCHING I said you know what lets just do massage 35 min into the massage she said massage over I said what I have 25 min left she said no you come in at 1:15 to where I told her ya but YOU WALKED in the room at 1:35 anyways I said ok thats fine thanks have a nice day. To where she freaked out and said NO TIP I said No TIP. She yelled something in Asian and I went my way.

Not sure if I repeat unless I talk to Mamasam and let her know.[/QUOTE]This is exactly why I don't do AMPs. Most times is some mid-age lady with an attitude.

[QUOTE=Otwist; 1664215][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/great-50-special-you-def-want-to-come-relax-with-me-ebony-beauty-24/7380908[/url]

Visited this young lady today after seeing her ads for a while and based on the good review by Buffguy111. She is a thick gal with nice curves and very dark skin. I found her to be very attractive. She works out of apartment and it is in a upscale gated community. Her place is clean and she has a professional massage table. I won't go into details because she works out of her place, but I enjoyed myself and will return to see her again soon.[/QUOTE]I am glad you finally made the trip and enjoyed yourself. I will be seeing her this week myself to workout a few kinks.

I'm also looking to go visit Joan real soon. I just wish she was t so far away from me. I hear she is well worth the drive.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1663830]So I have no freaking clue why I been striking out at these AMPs. Is it me idk. I heard nothing but the best about AGG so I went in for a visit yesterday. When I got there I found a older asian lady when I walked in she asked for. 8 when I gave her the coupon for 10 off (which you can find online) her facial expression changed.

Anyways lead me to the room and I was hoping that she does not give me the massage as I seen she had a shitty attitude anyways she tells me to undress and wait for her I waited about 15 min and she walks in. DAMMIT but I said whatever in my mind when asked about the TS she said 10 more dollar I said wait the add said FREE SHOWER but she said no 10 dollar.

I said never mind no need to shower she started off with a massage which you can tell she did not want to do it horrible 15 min into the massage she told me to flip where directly she heads to JR and shakes him off as if I had a gun to her head nothing at all it was so bad JR went to sleep midway threw the shake to where I tried to touch and she said NO TOUCHING I said you know what lets just do massage 35 min into the massage she said massage over I said what I have 25 min left she said no you come in at 1:15 to where I told her ya but YOU WALKED in the room at 1:35 anyways I said ok thats fine thanks have a nice day. To where she freaked out and said NO TIP I said No TIP. She yelled something in Asian and I went my way.

Not sure if I repeat unless I talk to Mamasam and let her know.[/QUOTE]Dude you have to start thinking with the big head. Always ask to see who is going to do the massage. If I don't like what I see there's another AMP maybe 2 miles away.

[QUOTE=TopGun9181; 1663830]So I have no freaking clue why I been striking out at these AMPs. Is it me idk. I heard nothing but the best about AGG so I went in for a visit yesterday. When I got there I found a older asian lady when I walked in she asked for. 8 when I gave her the coupon for 10 off (which you can find online) her facial expression changed.

Anyways lead me to the room and I was hoping that she does not give me the massage as I seen she had a shitty attitude anyways she tells me to undress and wait for her I waited about 15 min and she walks in. DAMMIT but I said whatever in my mind when asked about the TS she said 10 more dollar I said wait the add said FREE SHOWER but she said no 10 dollar.

I said never mind no need to shower she started off with a massage which you can tell she did not want to do it horrible 15 min into the massage she told me to flip where directly she heads to JR and shakes him off as if I had a gun to her head nothing at all it was so bad JR went to sleep midway threw the shake to where I tried to touch and she said NO TOUCHING I said you know what lets just do massage 35 min into the massage she said massage over I said what I have 25 min left she said no you come in at 1:15 to where I told her ya but YOU WALKED in the room at 1:35 anyways I said ok thats fine thanks have a nice day. To where she freaked out and said NO TIP I said No TIP. She yelled something in Asian and I went my way.

Not sure if I repeat unless I talk to Mamasam and let her know.[/QUOTE]PM me the next time you get the urge and we will go someplace together.

I have to see your experiences to believe them.

[QUOTE=Sex Xes;1664641]Dude you have to start thinking with the big head. Always ask to see who is going to do the massage. If I don't like what I see there's another AMP maybe 2 miles away.[/QUOTE]I do the same, ask to see the therapist. If you don't like what you see then walk, if they will not show you the therapist until they see your money, walk.

I have a couple of reports coming up on T&C when I have time. I'd recommend.

V

Ok so months ago I went to this hole in the wall place, Miss May Massage in South Coytown just past TG Lee Dairy on Bumby and Washington (2400 block). Months ago, I went there on the reccomendation of this forums senior dudes who had had a great experience with a relatively young and full figured gal who really enjoyed her job. Shortly after the plethora of reviews she bolted and was no longer around O-town. Our loss, but chalk it up to the nature of the beast. The only thing constant in this business is change. Happened to be in the area and in need of a back rub so I popped in for a quick half hour. I normally don't like half hour massages because they are over before they begin. Met at door by very attractive early 30's Asian cutie who said follow me, which I did. She took. 5 for the half hour and left the room. Then the slightly older, significantly less attractive lady with bad perm walks in wearing some crazy outfit that included moon boots, came in and I thought great, this is going to suck. Rub began nice enough (8/10) and proceeded to get to all my sore muscles and then it turned playful. Crazy clothes hit the floor, to reveal shorts and loose fitting top. She climbed on top of my back and procceeded to give me sort of ashi massage with her knees. Felt good and was kind of fun. On the flip she took care of the rubbing and tugging and everyone walked away happy and clean. Shockingly had a good time when the expectation meter was set very low. Standard tip, which was received and truly appreciated. She even helped me with my sockies and shoes, as some of you guys like that crap. Looks were 4/10. I may be being a little harsh as I don't really like permed hair. I think her name was Lorna but wasn't really listening. YMMV. Hadn't been there in a while but had a good time none the less and will probably return.

I just busted out laughing when I saw this post! I can just imagine ET sitting there in the corner holding his head in disbelief as he's watching TG's tragic comedy unfold in front of him. ET, you oughta take a smartphone or ipad with you and live message this board while it's happening. Let us all know when this occurs and I'm sure we'll all tune in to watch the live feed!

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1664650]PM me the next time you get the urge and we will go someplace together.

I have to see your experiences to believe them.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=TopGun9181]So I have no freaking clue why I been striking out at these AMPs. Is it me idk. I heard nothing but the best about AGG so I went in for a visit yesterday. When I got there I found a older asian lady when I walked in she asked for. 8 when I gave her the coupon for 10 off (which you can find online) her facial expression changed.

Anyways lead me to the room and I was hoping that she does not give me the massage as I seen she had a shitty attitude anyways she tells me to undress and wait for her I waited about 15 min and she walks in. DAMMIT but I said whatever in my mind when asked about the TS she said 10 more dollar I said wait the add said FREE SHOWER but she said no 10 dollar.

I said never mind no need to shower she started off with a massage which you can tell she did not want to do it horrible 15 min into the massage she told me to flip where directly she heads to JR and shakes him off as if I had a gun to her head nothing at all it was so bad JR went to sleep midway threw the shake to where I tried to touch and she said NO TOUCHING I said you know what lets just do massage 35 min into the massage she said massage over I said what I have 25 min left she said no you come in at 1:15 to where I told her ya but YOU WALKED in the room at 1:35 anyways I said ok thats fine thanks have a nice day. To where she freaked out and said NO TIP I said No TIP. She yelled something in Asian and I went my way.

Not sure if I repeat unless I talk to Mamasam and let her know.

PM me the next time you get the urge and we will go someplace together.

I have to see your experiences to believe them.[/QUOTE]

I know but sometimes the ugly ones are the best at massage and HE.

[QUOTE=Sex Xes;1664641]Dude you have to start thinking with the big head. Always ask to see who is going to do the massage. If I don't like what I see there's another AMP maybe 2 miles away.[/QUOTE]

Since I been striking out on AMP I am thinking of visiting a independent. Any info on MYA.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/a-touch-of-soul-by-mya/6600440[/url]

[QUOTE=Barolo;1663309]I will donate to help pay for your appointment![/QUOTE]I will help with the donation, but would like to go and film this!

Just to repeat my experience, Tara's massage was terrible; attitude was terrible; Place was filthy. Will never repeat, and she is certainly not upscale.

[QUOTE=Otwist; 1664215][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/great-50-special-you-def-want-to-come-relax-with-me-ebony-beauty-24/7380908[/url]

Visited this young lady today after seeing her ads for a while and based on the good review by Buffguy111. She is a thick gal with nice curves and very dark skin. I found her to be very attractive. She works out of apartment and it is in a upscale gated community. Her place is clean and she has a professional massage table. I won't go into details because she works out of her place, but I enjoyed myself and will return to see her again soon.[/QUOTE]I saw her once and enjoyed the trip, but I was taken aback that the security took a photocopy of the driver's license and recorded the license plate of the car I was driving. I told them I was making a delivery, so I'm logged as a delivery, but I still didn't like the records being kept. If she ever got busted, it would be easy for LEO to get the records of everyone who visited. A single visit wouldn't attract much attention, but if you become a frequent flyer or visit several times, it is likely your name will appear in the paper if she gets busted. I visited a long, long time ago and decided to never repeat for that reason.

Be Safe!

WOF