Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4787417]Glad to hear you're OK now. Were you on a ventilator?[/QUOTE]I hope he wasn't. I was reading about people who are on ventilators. Apparently, the ventilators are really rough on the lungs, and they have to be. Something like 85% of the covid patients with ventilators die, or some similar number. It's got to be awful. I had a tube pushed down my throat for a colonoscopy, and I hurt for a couple of days.

Glad Acaryu is ok. .

Stay safe out there everyone. Your life is more important than pussy.

[QUOTE=Joesouncool;4787962]I hope he wasn't. I was reading about people who are on ventilators. Apparently, the ventilators are really rough on the lungs, and they have to be. Something like 85% of the covid patients with ventilators die, or some similar number. It's got to be awful. I had a tube pushed down my throat for a colonoscopy, and I hurt for a couple of days.

Glad Acaryu is ok. .

Stay safe out there everyone. Your life is more important than pussy.[/QUOTE]A tube down your throat for a colonoscopy? Was it done at the Jethro Bodeine School of Medicine? Tell us more.

[QUOTE=Joesouncool;4787962]I hope he wasn't. I was reading about people who are on ventilators. Apparently, the ventilators are really rough on the lungs, and they have to be. Something like 85% of the covid patients with ventilators die, or some similar number. It's got to be awful. I had a tube pushed down my throat for a colonoscopy, and I hurt for a couple of days.

Glad Acaryu is ok. .

Stay safe out there everyone. Your life is more important than pussy.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of Doctors saying that Ventilators should be an absolute last resort as the ventilator itself has a higher chance of killing them before the COVID does.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4788023]A tube down your throat for a colonoscopy? Was it done at the Jethro Bodeine School of Medicine? Tell us more.[/QUOTE]I have no idea what was going on. They said they were going to stick something down my airway. I hurt for a couple of days in my throat. Hope they didn't knock me out and make gay porn. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Joesouncool;4789313]I have no idea what was going on. They said they were going to stick something down my airway. I hurt for a couple of days in my throat. Hope they didn't knock me out and make gay porn. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]Seriously, had a colonoscopy once. Nothing inside the southern vector other than a long periscope when I was under and never felt a thing. Not sure why your throat would've been part of a colon polyp probe.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4788023]A tube down your throat for a colonoscopy? Was it done at the Jethro Bodeine School of Medicine? Tell us more.[/QUOTE]It sounds like he had an endoscopy at the same time they did a colonoscopy. Gastroenterologists do both and they are often done at the same time they have you knocked out for a colonoscopy, particularly if you are having problems swallowing or bad acid reflux. They are looking at your esophagus. It can cause your throat to be sore for a few days.

All this discussion makes me miss the VIP at follies where I've probed many esophaguses.

Can someone tell me where the thread for Strip Club reports are now posted? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Pussymeister;4789803]Can someone tell me where the thread for Strip Club reports are now posted? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Here. There is nothing to report. Strip clubs are closed until end of this month last I heard. Gov Kemp will allow nightclubs, etc to reopen on the 31st. If you're looking for your favorite stripper, check out IG, snap, and / or the various escort sites as some have been advertising their money maker.

Opening June 1.

[QUOTE=SgtLurker;4788047]There are a lot of Doctors saying that Ventilators should be an absolute last resort as the ventilator itself has a higher chance of killing them before the COVID does.[/QUOTE]Having awakened in an ICU on a ventilator before, I can confirm that it sucks.

Also, time passes slower in an ICU than anywhere else on Earth. I basically couldn't move, but I could lift my right arm, and I was positioned where I could see a clock on the wall. I noticed that they gave me morphine every hour, so I'd just watch the clock (my TV show!) and every hour on the hour, if I was conscious, I would weakly signal the nurse that it was time for morphine RIGHT NOW.

That's your best friend in the ICU: the morphine nurse.

(I am definitely willing to go shaggy and forego wetting my dick in rental holes a little while longer just to give my potential morphine nurse a break.).

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;4795995]Having awakened in an ICU on a ventilator before, I can confirm that it sucks.

Also, time passes slower in an ICU than anywhere else on Earth. I basically couldn't move, but I could lift my right arm, and I was positioned where I could see a clock on the wall. I noticed that they gave me morphine every hour, so I'd just watch the clock (my TV show!) and every hour on the hour, if I was conscious, I would weakly signal the nurse that it was time for morphine RIGHT NOW.

That's your best friend in the ICU: the morphine nurse.

(I am definitely willing to go shaggy and forego wetting my dick in rental holes a little while longer just to give my potential morphine nurse a break.).

O.[/QUOTE]Morphine every hour? That sounds like potential addiction.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4796493]Morphine every hour? That sounds like potential addiction.[/QUOTE]It was like magic. When they moved me out of ICU, I got a drip on a reduced basis, but at one point I persuaded a nurse to give me a little extra. That was kind of a wakeup, so I just went off it; I also refused the oxycodone they prescribed, just went on Tylenol, and grinned and bore it.

Morphine is a standard of ICU care though, since generally they just want people as "out of it" as possible. It's more that than just pain management.

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;4797022]It was like magic. When they moved me out of ICU, I got a drip on a reduced basis, but at one point I persuaded a nurse to give me a little extra. That was kind of a wakeup, so I just went off it; I also refused the oxycodone they prescribed, just went on Tylenol, and grinned and bore it.

Morphine is a standard of ICU care though, since generally they just want people as "out of it" as possible. It's more that than just pain management.

O.[/QUOTE]I suppose it depends on the dosage, but plenty of guys in the military used to get hooked on morphine. Did you have surgery for an injury or?

[QUOTE=Pussymeister;4789803]Can someone tell me where the thread for Strip Club reports are now posted? Thanks.[/QUOTE]That's really funny. .

Hello boys,

Been out of the game for a few months, what is the situation regarding strip clubs, I've been wanting to go to follies, are they open?