Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke;1380825]It took 20 years of mongering, but it finally happened. A fart slipped out and ruined the moment. I was visiting my therapist earlier today and somehow her skirt wound up draped over my head as she massaged my sore and tired body. I was enjoying the view until I realized that a rather unpleasant odor permeated her undies and right up my nostrils. The little minx, accidentally I hope, let one slip out. What does one do in a situation like that? She kept talking and I abruptly repositioned my head to higher ground as the smell of digested kimchee and eel quickly changed the ambience.[/QUOTE]Raoul your mail box is full. You may need to delete a few email's

Hello all, back again to post about a great dream I had this evening. Long day at work and decided I needed to go out make up for striking out last week. It would be to obvious of me to say a street but most mongers should remember a big ole German shepherd that used to watch the register. I digress. Cute little lady who's name starts with an N, mid to late thirties, petite, very friendly. Get to the room and massage starts, very soft sensual touching, not really in the mood for some real body work anyway. N asks me if I'm tired, I say yes, then asks me again then places her bare chest on my back. Then comes a quick flip, and a very happy little chi guy. Some stroking, then a discussion of the options. I decide to treat myself to a CBJ for valentine's day. One problem, no see. That's ok, N is like mcguyver for mongers and grabs a plastic bag. N starts goin to town and decides to hop up and straddle my face. At this point we are in 69 position so I slide a finger in, very tight and very wet. At that point she was ready to hop on, but my being unprepared got in the way. Either way very nice pbbj plastic bag BJ, finish her off with my fingers then clean up. Towards the end a very loud monger stood in the entrance arguing over his $27 tip, hopefully none of you guys. All in all. 65 plus. 90 tip. 1.55 all day, and she's definitely down for FS. I'll have to switch to basic cable to keep this hobby up. Seniors can pm me for more if comfortable.

Thanks and stay safe!

Bigchiguy

Tao Massage.

2625 West Chicago Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

(773) 276-8863 &8206;

Wanted some relaxation so decided to give location a try. Basically TOFTT.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5.

Attendant appearance: 3. 5.

Attendant attitude: 3.

Attendant communication skills: 4.

Theraputic massage: 3. 5.

Table shower: not applicable.

Roaming: not available.

Other massage: not available.

Options available: not available.

Facility appearance: 4.

Time given. Vs- time advertised: 5.

Overall Experience: 2. 5.

Conclusion: I will return the next time I want a soothing theraputic massage.

Scale Meaning:

5 = Loved it or beautiful or 100%

4 = Liked alot or good looking.

3 = Decent or above average looks.

2. 5 = Take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%

2 = Dislike or below average looks.

1 = Awful or not attractive.

0 = Hated it or ugly or 0%

Your inbox is full.

Cleared. Hit me back.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins;1382737]Your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]

Exit #31 off of I90 / I94.

537 W. 31ST St, Chicago, IL 60616.

312-949-9551

Wanted some relaxation so decided to give location a try. Basically TOFTT. Prices are 35 1/2hr and 60 hr.

My rating on a scale of 0 to 5.

Attendant appearance: 3. 5.

Attendant attitude: 2. 5.

Attendant communication skills: 3. 5.

Theraputic massage: 2. 5.

Table shower: not applicable.

Roaming: not available.

Other massage: not available.

Options available: not available.

Facility appearance: 3.

Time given. Vs- time advertised: 5.

Overall Experience: 2. 5.

Conclusion: I may or may not return the next time I want a soothing theraputic massage.

Scale Meaning:

5 = Loved it or beautiful or 100%

4 = Liked alot or good looking.

3 = Decent or above average looks.

2. 5 = Take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%

2 = Dislike or below average looks.

1 = Awful or not attractive.

0 = Hated it or ugly or 0%

[QUOTE=Ncogni2; 1377580]Hello, Chicago! I'm back from deployment!

Just got back to the Chi after a year on deployment! I just got back from my favorite LMP on Western Ave. But alas! There's a huge FOR RENT sign on it! Since. When had Galaxy been closed! = (Anyway, on the way. Home from the airport last Friday, I saw a new place. In front of the auto parts store. I walked in, and spoke. To the cutie behind the counter. I was asked if it were. My first time there. I tried to get an appointment but. Was told the therapists are all busy, so I asked if she can. Do it, she said no. I asked if I can get an appointment. Later on in the day and she said they were fully booked.

Did I do something to spook them or something? It's been a very rude year. Can someone please help this weary Infantryman out?[/QUOTE]Welcome back soldier. Thanks for your service.

36 hours earlier you were on the other side of the world with your head on a swivel 24/7. Suddenly you are back on Montrose Ave walking into a LMP. You probably gave off a LEO vibe and things have changed a lot since you have been gone. There have been a lot of busts and MP closings. Take it easy next time you go in and don't seem so eager.

Been there, done that.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat; 1383608]Welcome back soldier. Thanks for your service.

36 hours earlier you were on the other side of the world with your head on a swivel 24/7. Suddenly you are back on Montrose Ave walking into a LMP. You probably gave off a LEO vibe and things have changed a lot since you have been gone. There have been a lot of busts and MP closings. Take it easy next time you go in and don't seem so eager.

Been there, done that.[/QUOTE]Have to agree, thank you for your service. As the previous poster mentioned, tons of busts, closings, etc. Here's another thing, you're probably in good shape and used to dressing a certain way, and carrying yourself a certain way. Much like everyone's not so favorite uncle. A big problem is also asking to survey the talent. A lot of this is luck of the draw or personal request. Places aren't too fond of lining up the girls like a buffet spread. I know where you were and believe me the talent is always pretty good there. Try again, see what you can get. Be friendly, but don't appear to pry, it's a fine line. At ease, soldier and stay safe.

Bigchiguy

[QUOTE=BigChiGuy44; 1384007]Have to agree, thank you for your service. As the previous poster mentioned, tons of busts, closings, etc. Here's another thing, you're probably in good shape and used to dressing a certain way, and carrying yourself a certain way. Much like everyone's not so favorite uncle. A big problem is also asking to survey the talent. A lot of this is luck of the draw or personal request. Places aren't too fond of lining up the girls like a buffet spread. I know where you were and believe me the talent is always pretty good there. Try again, see what you can get. Be friendly, but don't appear to pry, it's a fine line. At ease, soldier and stay safe.

Bigchiguy[/QUOTE]My apologies, I confused your post with another monger who said he asked to survey talent.

Stopped into a place I haven't been to in a while and asked for the lady I saw last time (4 months ago) was told yes and led to a room. In comes someone similar, as far as looks go, so I roll with it. The short version is bad massage and I stopped her 10 min. Into it. I told her I was done and started to get dressed. She said she can't have any trouble with the mammasan and asked me not to say anything. I told her that I did want to speak with her and she became very worried. Said she would get fired and gave me 70 of her own money not to say anything. I took 50 of it and kept my mouth shut. I feel bad for her seeing how she's out the 50 + the 40 I was going to leave as a tip but a bad massage is not acceptable. Let me rephrase that. A horrible massage is not acceptable. I have let a bad massage go on many occasion. I'm not mentioning the name of the place because I did say I'd keep my mouth shut and not make trouble for her.

I was there seen a couple of latinas beware of the nasty towels $50 door fee 60 HJ 100 CBJ 150 full new find see the one there with big tittys nice ass she's a dirty little latina big tits she will swallow so if by stop in and check it out.

This is almost as useful as tits on a bull. This would be a great time to say what spa and which massuese so we don't all get burned. Don't you agree.

[QUOTE=Mothman70;1384243]Stopped into a place I haven't been to in a while and asked for the lady I saw last time (4 months ago) was told yes and led to a room. In comes someone similar, as far as looks go, so I roll with it. The short version is bad massage and I stopped her 10 min. Into it. I told her I was done and started to get dressed. She said she can't have any trouble with the mammasan and asked me not to say anything. I told her that I did want to speak with her and she became very worried. Said she would get fired and gave me 70 of her own money not to say anything. I took 50 of it and kept my mouth shut. I feel bad for her seeing how she's out the 50 + the 40 I was going to leave as a tip but a bad massage is not acceptable. Let me rephrase that. A horrible massage is not acceptable. I have let a bad massage go on many occasion. I'm not mentioning the name of the place because I did say I'd keep my mouth shut and not make trouble for her.[/QUOTE]

Hope you learned something from the experience.

I don't get the idea of going to an amt and DATY. First, do you have any idea what has been in or come out of the 'why' in its 30. 40 years. How do you know you won't wake up with a lip that looks like you just lost a fight with a flat iron. Second, are you paying her or is she paying you? If you're paying then why are you providing service? If its a civilian I get it, but an amt? Serously?

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke;1380825]It took 20 years of mongering, but it finally happened. A fart slipped out and ruined the moment. I was visiting my therapist earlier today and somehow her skirt wound up draped over my head as she massaged my sore and tired body. I was enjoying the view until I realized that a rather unpleasant odor permeated her undies and right up my nostrils. The little minx, accidentally I hope, let one slip out. What does one do in a situation like that? She kept talking and I abruptly repositioned my head to higher ground as the smell of digested kimchee and eel quickly changed the ambience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio;1384440]This is almost as useful as tits on a bull. This would be a great time to say what spa and which massuese so we don't all get burned. Don't you agree.[/QUOTE]WE all know that spa owners read these posts and I did tell her I wouldn't make trouble for her. She was actually crying when I told her I wanted to speak with the lady who let me in. I was sharing an experience I had.

Its a spa in the western suburbs and If anyone would like the name of the spa and lady they are more than welcome to PM me, but I'm not going to through her name out in a open forum when I told her I wouldn't make trouble.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;1384545]Serously?[/QUOTE]I remember a punter talking about doing DATY on a tech I fucked BB the very same day. He should have cut out the middle man and just given me a BJ.