Massage Parlor Reports

I was wondering why the MPs in the complex on the west side of Fern at GG Blvd keep advertizing as being in Stanton rather than Garden Grove. I checked the map and the west side of Fern is in fact in Stanton, Jo-jie just across the street from that building being legally in GG. Now GG certainly seems to me anyway to be the least restrictive venue in this regard in the area. But why the concentration of MPs on the west side of Fern just over the invisible boundary with Stanton? Just a landlord question? Or are they hoping that Stanton will have less LE along its perimeters? Just a thought. Anyone have any ideas?

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1762325]I was wondering why the MPs in the complex on the west side of Fern at GG Blvd keep advertizing as being in Stanton rather than Garden Grove. I checked the map and the west side of Fern is in fact in Stanton, Jo-jie just across the street from that building being legally in GG. Now GG certainly seems to me anyway to be the least restrictive venue in this regard in the area. But why the concentration of MPs on the west side of Fern just over the invisible boundary with Stanton? Just a landlord question? Or are they hoping that Stanton will have less LE along its perimeters? Just a thought. Anyone have any ideas?[/QUOTE]If you open a damn massage rub & tug joint 3 miles into the Pacific Ocean, you're STILL going to get raided by somebody. It doesn't matter if its Stanton or GG.

Hell, I would rather not do Stanton, because its a raunchier City, and they might drive you all the way to Flower Street OC jail in Santa Fuckin Ana. I would prefer to spend a day in the City drunk tank than the County hole, any day of the week. Its a little bit better for your health & longevity.

[QUOTE=Kaos15; 1762183]Lifes Key Day Spa in San Juan busted on Friday, May 10. Two arrests. Here's the link.

[url]http://sanjuancapistrano.patch.com/articles/deputies-arrest-at-2-at-massage-parlor[/url][/QUOTE]I was thinking of trying that place soon. Scratch it off the list.

[QUOTE=Stockholm; 1762424]If you open a damn massage rub & tug joint 3 miles into the Pacific Ocean, you're STILL going to get raided by somebody. It doesn't matter if its Stanton or GG.

Hell, I would rather not do Stanton, because its a raunchier City, and they might drive you all the way to Flower Street OC jail in Santa Fuckin Ana. I would prefer to spend a day in the City drunk tank than the County hole, any day of the week. Its a little bit better for your health & longevity.[/QUOTE]Maybe that was the OP's point. Stanton, being unincorporated, has no police force and has little resources to raid or sting MP's in their city limits. It's a valid thought as to why there are so many clustered on the Beach Blvd. Strip.

[QUOTE=DJones;1763546]Maybe that was the OP's point. Stanton, being unincorporated, has no police force and has little resources to raid or sting MP's in their city limits. It's a valid thought as to why there are so many clustered on the Beach Blvd. Strip.[/QUOTE]Stanton contracts their policing to the OC Sheriffs. Which has plenty of money to waist on AMPs.

Having known a few MMS over the years, the main reason they all cited for opening in an unincorporated city, was that you only have the state and county laws to deal with.

Many of you may remember the cluster of AMPs off of 17th and west of the 55 fwy. If they had been open in Santa Ana there were many more regulations to deal with. So, it was just easier and cheaper to get open in the beginning.

Just stopped by TLC yesterday in the afternoon (GG and Harbor) .2 girls were there (both Latina) and MMS (old Vietnamese lady) let me pick and choose. They both were the same level face 5, body 6 so I just picked one. Did not even massage but asked right away what service I wanted. Went with FS for $. I felt she rushed too much and she even told me that they were about to close. It was kind of turn off so I couldn't finish in 10 mins or so and the lady just finished with HJ. Total damage was $1. 4 for hhr. Won't repeat. Will have try to find some other places for my Latina quest.

[QUOTE=Kaos15; 1762183]Lifes Key Day Spa in San Juan busted on Friday, May 10. Two arrests. Here's the link.

[url]http://sanjuancapistrano.patch.com/articles/deputies-arrest-at-2-at-massage-parlor[/url][/QUOTE]They still have ads running. Weird

Greetings, all! About two or so months ago I went to the newly opened Spa 8 in CM. It's a small Chinese run place near a blockbuster. Came in at about 9 at night and was greeted by an older lady in her 40s. Not much of a looker, but I figured her technique would be good. The older ones usually are much more skilled from my experiences. Had a solid massage with very little conversation. Right before the flip she started teasing a bit. On the flip she gets to work with a HJ. As a warning who are do not enjoy this, she does like to put a finger up the bum. That was quite a surprise for me as she went in quite deep. Tipped her my standard of .40 and she was quite pleased with it. Didn't quite catch her name. She just gave me the grand opening $10 coupon when I asked.

A month later I came back and got a different provider who I think was named Angela. A bit younger (perhaps late 20s / early 30s) and was fine. Massage with no tease and then HJ on the flip. I apparently came very close to another one of her appointment so we had to end maybe 5 minutes early. She sounded very apologetic about it though, so that was appreciated. Nothing particularly memorable about.

My most recent trip was to Holiday Spa also in CM. I've been there numerous times over the year but went to other places to find better service. I was greeted by a newer girl, Jessica. She is very pleasant to be around and probably gave the best message I've ever had (though that might not mean too much). She did some back walking and some other things in a way where you know your body is getting worked, but you know the provider isn't going to do some damage to you. Very little teasing that occurs right before the flip. Like all the other Chinese places in CM, she just gives an HJ though I was able to get under the shirt and bra to play with the girls.

I've always been a R&T sort of guy, but the places I've been going to are focusing a little too much on the massage for my tastes. I appreciate it and get a great night's sleep from it, but I'm looking for a bit more teasing first. If any of you have suggestions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

I don't understand Jo Jie. In and out in 10 minutes with an robotic hand job from a skinny assed young girl fully clothed. The whole time I'm thinking to myself that I would have a better time at home jerking off. It's relatively cheap, but still not worth $ in my opinion. I'm sticking with HX.

Looks like Caribbean is closed. Not sure if LE or the city had something to do with it, but I lost my ATF provider. If anyone knows where Lilah went, please share. She is one bad ass latina.

I took the Franklin I had intended to use at Caribbean and drove over to Lovely. I walk in and was greeted by a 20 year old asian hottie wearing tight ass little shorts."I scored, I told myself." She leads me to my room where I undress and lay down anxiously awaiting her return. To my disappointment an older viet lady walks in. I asked for the other girl, but I'm told "she can't massage you because she on her" and I hear mumbling. Period maybe? Anyways, the Franklin got me a 15 min massage, titty sucking, HJ, and the most pungent whiff of gas I have ever smelled. During the HJ she cut one and I swear, I kept smelling it throughout the day.

I sure am going to miss Caribbean.

I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami; 1765329]I am still laughing at the previous report. I am sure the Marquis de Sade would have loved that session. You see, he was into tarts farting onto his face, the smellier the better!

I saw a BP massage section post for a place on Lincoln across from Forest Lawn. BTW did you guys know Karen Carpenter was buried here? And also one of my musical heroes, Eddy Cochran the rockabilly guitar player.

The place was called Trinity Spa. It seems to serve as a legit beauty salon, however they do full body massage. My session was pretty standard, the place was quiet and away from the craziness of Beach Blvd and the like. The massage was Swedish style with an emphasis on a cmt type of style. There was some teasing & relief as well. But no farting. (haha)

Once in a while I fiend out nearby at HG Casino and this place may serve as a future luck changer for me.

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]Trinity has been there for a while now.

Mostly HE, I think in the past some of the gals their provided FS.

I went there not long ago. And got this really ugly V gal probably mid 40's with a crapload of makeup. I told her I was looking for the owner. Wasn't there. So I said okay I'll come back next time. And left.

Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1765977]Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

I don't know why Eddy Cochran's there since he didn't have any OC connection that I'm aware of.[/QUOTE]Jon,

Thanks for the trivia. Now I don't feel like I've wasted hours of my life reading this site!

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1765977]Probably the most off-topic post you'll ever read but I had to comment on Karen Carpenter. She actually wasn't buried there. She was in an above ground tomb for over twenty years until her body was moved to somewhere in LA County a few years ago. I asked one of the employees why and he said there was one nutty fan that would write long letters to Karen and leave them on the floor. Then one day he was caught jerking off into the flowers. The employee said that he couldn't say that was the reason her body was moved but it probably was a contributing factor.

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I was not jerking off, her ghost developed a crush on me and gave me a BJ. They moved her body to my back yard, we are very happy. The employee was just not a fan of mixed life and dead relationships."