Massage Parlor Reports

The scene has been relatively quite recently since the closure of my latest ATF on Joppa Rd. Tried a few up north but didn't get further than second base. Found this condo one behind the car dealership and been back twice. Latest one got serviced by a 42 yo therapist, Linda or Lina, I can't figure out. Sad thing about these girls are most do not speak a lick of Chinglish. Of course you can google translate but it cuts into rub time. Anyway, look is 6/7, so is body. Not a spinner, not a bbw. Just a mature MLIF is you are into that. Service is acceptable and I did got to third base. Greenbelt has better choices but this one is close to work. Don't mind repeating just for that reason but if you have to travel, you can get better choice elsewhere.

This massage parlor may be closed. Tried to make an appointment last night, but the telephone number was not working. Tried again this morning, same result. It may be closed for good. Who knows!

We have to be able to do something about this. I say from this time forth we stop using the hourly motel, add the additional forty dollar, get a daily hotel (making sure you sleep with at least two different women that day, to make it worth while). Force those nasty ass notel owner to change there practices, or go out of business for lack of customers. We can speck with our dollars, and it will make a different. $30 dollars for two hours, is $360.00 dollars a day, for that amount you could stay at a 5 star motel. It is funny how the heath dept, goes ape shit over how spa's run, but yet let this nasty dirty practice carry on. So without further delay for you viewing please. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQes0ug_yDc[/URL].

While I on on the subject, something closer to my heart, lets talk about the spa's. The ones that don t use sheets but towels (the ones they don't wash and use over and over).

Where you lay down and smell the person, that use this same towel before you, how they shake the sheets out and reuse them. How they reuse the towels that they wipe us down with.

Over and over. I know we all know these thing, but we put them out of our mind, to feel better. The longer we allow them to treat us this way they will. So you ask what can we do about it. Well if you ever laded on a massage table and it felt wet, I did it. I do my best to make the sheet / towel unusable, by pouring oil on them, I lay them on the floor, use there oil and wet the sheet down, roll it up placing it back on the table, (they freak out when they see this) I am long gone when they see the sheets as unusable, some places I can return some I can't, but I feel I am doing my part for the next person. The one that have to get the clean sheet to replace the one I fucked up. I started carrying my own wipe down towels just to make sure I not getting someone else dead skin thingies. This is such a pety way to deal with this subject (and childish), but here is my thought, if we all did this maybe they would get the idea, and change this practice. After all it really don't take that much to provide a clean sheet / towel environment, I tip well, I should demand cleanness, and not feel that I am asking to much. This practice is done because we allow it, and they think it is funny. F_ _k that. I know what we are using the spa's for, so cleanness is not at the top of our list, but it should be, and it is up to us, to demand it, or decide to Waller in our own muck, uck. I know I know, stop going, but that still don't help the nasty people, rolling in someone else S_ _ t.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2;3165388]This massage parlor may be closed. Tried to make an appointment last night, but the telephone number was not working. Tried again this morning, same result. It may be closed for good. Who knows![/QUOTE]I looked at the phone number that I had dialed last night as well as today and realized that I had dialed 443 instead of 410. Turns out, the establishment is OPEN. My mistake and my apologies to members of this board.

Let us know how it went. I will let you guys know if I take the jump.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2;3165697]I looked at the phone number that I had dialed last night as well as today and realized that I had dialed 443 instead of 410. Turns out, the establishment is OPEN. My mistake and my apologies to members of this board.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paulson;3165678]We have to be able to do something about this. I say from this time forth we stop using the hourly motel, add the additional forty dollar, get a daily hotel (making sure you sleep with at least two different women that day, to make it worth while). Force those nasty ass notel owner to change there practices, or go out of business for lack of customers. We can speck with our dollars, and it will make a different. $30 dollars for two hours, is $360.00 dollars a day, for that amount you could stay at a 5 star motel. It is funny how the heath dept, goes ape shit over how spa's run, but yet let this nasty dirty practice carry on. So without further delay for you viewing please. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQes0ug_yDc[/URL].

While I on on the subject, something closer to my heart, lets talk about the spa's. The ones that don t use sheets but towels (the ones they don't wash and use over and over).

Where you lay down and smell the person, that use this same towel before you, how they shake the sheets out and reuse them. How they reuse the towels that they wipe us down with.

Over and over. I know we all know these thing, but we put them out of our mind, to feel better. The longer we allow them to treat us this way they will. So you ask what can we do about it. Well if you ever laded on a massage table and it felt wet, I did it. I do my best to make the sheet / towel unusable, by pouring oil on them, I lay them on the floor, use there oil and wet the sheet down, roll it up placing it back on the table, (they freak out when they see this) I am long gone when they see the sheets as unusable, some places I can return some I can't, but I feel I am doing my part for the next person. The one that have to get the clean sheet to replace the one I fucked up. I started carrying my own wipe down towels just to make sure I not getting someone else dead skin thingies. This is such a pety way to deal with this subject (and childish), but here is my thought, if we all did this maybe they would get the idea, and change this practice. After all it really don't take that much to provide a clean sheet / towel environment, I tip well, I should demand cleanness, and not feel that I am asking to much. This practice is done because we allow it, and they think it is funny. F_ _k that. I know what we are using the spa's for, so cleanness is not at the top of our list, but it should be, and it is up to us, to demand it, or decide to Waller in our own muck, uck. I know I know, stop going, but that still don't help the nasty people, rolling in someone else S_ _ t.[/QUOTE]The only place I know that changes sheets and towels after EACH customer is Ivy. That being said, I have learned over the years 2 things, I don't trust what I lay on and I don't trust what they put on me. Therefore I always bring my own towel, it's only $2 if you buy them by the bulk from Amazon. Use it and leave it. I don't want to be lying on some guy's sweat, drippings or worse, cum. Just the mere thought makes me shiver. Same goes with having the girl shower with me so I can clean off what ever you guys left on her. As to the raincoat they put on me, nah nah. I know they buy in bulk and always buy the cheapest one. I can't afford to have one break on me. I bring my own Trojen. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Moonmonger;3167795]The only place I know that changes sheets and towels after EACH customer is Ivy. That being said, I have learned over the years 2 things, I don't trust what I lay on and I don't trust what they put on me. Therefore I always bring my own towel, it's only $2 if you buy them by the bulk from Amazon. Use it and leave it. I don't want to be lying on some guy's sweat, drippings or worse, cum. Just the mere thought makes me shiver. Same goes with having the girl shower with me so I can clean off what ever you guys left on her. As to the raincoat they put on me, nah nah. I know they buy in bulk and always buy the cheapest one. I can't afford to have one break on me. I bring my own Trojen. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I have found the flavored condoms are a nice ice breaker. Choose your own flavor chocolate, strawberry, etc. And they hold up through a lot of action.

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3168287]I have found the flavored condoms are a nice ice breaker. Choose your own flavor chocolate, strawberry, etc. And they hold up through a lot of action.[/QUOTE]If the condom ends up in your mouth you're doing it wrong.

Anyone know if they do 4 hand and how $?

Hahahahaha.

[QUOTE=BigComanche;3168313]If the condom ends up in your mouth you're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to VR recently? Is it still worth going or has it gone totally legit?

[QUOTE=BigComanche;3168313]If the condom ends up in your mouth you're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]ROFL! You win.

[QUOTE=Moonmonger;3167795]The only place I know that changes sheets and towels after EACH customer is Ivy. That being said, I have learned over the years 2 things, I don't trust what I lay on and I don't trust what they put on me. Therefore I always bring my own towel, it's only $2 if you buy them by the bulk from Amazon. Use it and leave it. I don't want to be lying on some guy's sweat, drippings or worse, cum. Just the mere thought makes me shiver. Same goes with having the girl shower with me so I can clean off what ever you guys left on her. As to the raincoat they put on me, nah nah. I know they buy in bulk and always buy the cheapest one. I can't afford to have one break on me. I bring my own Trojen. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]That is a good idea, and I am almost at that point to carry a bag with me with me own stuff that I will carry back in forth, just for my piece of mind. Funny how when I say something to them about clean sheets / towels they look at me crossed like I ask them a math question. Afterward you get the great lies, (no dirty, I clean, I clean), at that point I stand back, waiting for the lightening to strike them. I am not even talking about the hope you get a massage at all spots, I am specking of those that don't really do anything (maybe a little playing), that represent themselves as massage spa. Hint hint. If any of the spa owners are reading this, a selling point for you. I provide a clean sanitary environment, clean sheets, heated tables (I know I am asking for to much). But try that, provide it, watch your business grow, add a 23 year old spinner watch your business explode. Especially if she is ambidextrous. , smile.

[QUOTE=BigComanche;3168313]If the condom ends up in your mouth you're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]Since and most cases you do that before you go deep, that would have to mean that the one you taste, did not belong to you, at least first.

Chew on that for a min.

I'm looking to get more active here. I think I have lurked long enough and its time to give back.

I have been here twice over the past three weeks. If you don't mind middle aged women then she will take good care of you.