Saturday night club review
It's Saturday night and nothing else to do so I ventured out to visit the clubs. Started at Raider's about 8:00. I haven't been to Raiders in about two years. I have never seen such a skanky selection of dancers in all of Tucson in the last 20 years. The best was a 6 on the monger scale—and she was snapped up by a dirty old man and hustled into the Champagne Room. Honestly, the Saturday night crew was trailer park trash. I was there for more than half an hour before being asked if I wanted a dance. This despite the fact that I had been tipping dancers on stage. I told the dancer—skinny, homely, unappealing—that I wasn't interested. I stayed another half hour and no other dancer approached me so I left. Interestingly, the cashier at the door collecting the entry fee was Cherice from the old Candy Store. We used to suck and fuck all day long in the old days. Of course she would suck and fuck anyone as long as you were breathing.
I next went to TDs East. There's something about that place that just turns me off but since I hadn't been there in at least a year, I made the stop. I noticed there were no women of color except a tall, beautiful, black waitress with huge natural boobs and a short skirt showing off her magnificent long legs. She was, far and away, the most beautiful woman in the club that night. I asked her if she did dances, but, alas, she said no. What a crying shame. Anyway, the only dancer with some ethnicity, Vanessa, sat next to me. She was the first to show interest. She's Philippino with an entirely man-made body—boobs, butt, lips, everything. She gave me a couple of floor dances. I could tell she might be VIP-worthy, but decided not to go there so soon into my night. I got dances from a couple of other dancers but they were uninspired. I rapidly got bored. If you like the lifeless blonde type, then this club is for you. The only thing keeping me in the club was the waitress who kept checking in with me. On my way out of the club I tipped her $20 just because she was so pleasant and beautiful. I saw the four curtained "rooms" in the back of the club. One of them was occupied. I was told that a customer can reserve the room for the night for $100 ($150 for the bigger corner room) and that the dances were $30 each. Ostensibly, the curtains were supposed to provide more privacy, but, tonight they were left open about 10 inches so the manager could count the dances. Also the manager walked by and peeked in about every other song. In my opinion, the VIP is a better bargain and has more privacy.
Since the club action was so pathetic, I went home and called one of the strippers from TDs West who came to my house and successfully finished my evening.
Go Go dancers at The Mint?
Found this on Craigs List. Take out possibilities?
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TDW Wednesday Night Burlesque
I was driving by TDW last week and saw the sign out front advertising a burlesque show. I was intrigued so I thought I would check it out last Wednesday night. I got there around 9pm and was told the show was about to start. It was about 10:20pm before it actually started. Be advised their website is promoting 4 'shows' each Wednesday night. In reality, they are counting separate dancers as 'shows, ' and there were only 3 this night.
So the first burlesque dancer was one of the regular waitresses (curly blond hair) dressed in lingerie dancing to a Madonna song like she was in a Madonna video. She removed zero clothing. WTF? The DJ announced that the next 'show' would be in 20 minutes. The next burlesque dancer started about 30 minutes later. This gal was one of the regular dancers, whose name escapes me now (white, long brown hair). She put a chair on stage and did a routine based around the chair. She was wearing a fedora style hat. She did at least remove her top, but the dance was not that different from what one would normally see onstage. By the way, this dance took place on what is considered the '2nd' stage, which is the first stage you see when you come in. This stage is now missing the pole that it used to have. One of the ladies said someone broke it while dancing. I guess management decided to remove it altogether rather than replace it, LOL.
So the third dancer / show started another 30 minutes later, it was close to 11:30 by this time. This act was another white gal, looked to be in her thirties. This act consisted mainly of her letting people spray whipped cream from a can on her, then she would scoop it up with her hand and lick it up. Yep, people were allowed to spray whipped cream on her bare breasts and bikini covered area and she would use her hand to scoop it up and then eat it. I would say this qualifies as a novelty act, but not really burlesque. To me burlesque is a more carefully designed striptease with nicer costumes and a more elaborate stage show. What do I know though? Anyway, they allowed 3 patrons to judge the 'shows'. Whipped cream gal won 1st, hat / chair gal came in 2nd and lingerie gal came in 3rd. They each one a variety of gift cards. As far as I could tell, the judges did not get anything for participating, LOL.
As reported previously, there was a bevy of beautiful black babes and a very curvy latina. I had not been here in a while and did not recognize many of these gals from before. Some of the ladies were very friendly. One even offered take out, but is was at the usual inflated strip club rates, so I decided not to partake. The burlesque shows are supposed to be ongoing every Wednesday night.