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Amber Autumn
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She is now advertising in the City Paper. Spoke to her today, she said she used to work at Royalty which as we all know closed. 90 for an hour. Plan on going tomorrow. Anyone been?
I amlooking forward with great interest your report on Amber Autumn. How nice is she? How clean and comfortable and secure is her set up?
Thanks in avance for your report.
Jim1240
Blue Sky's can be a waste
It was like a hazy extremely poor experience. I visited the sky so blue as had been expanded on in previous reports. I found the building and climbed the stairs. The door opened and I was greeted by a very poor english speaking asian girl, that asked if I had ever been there (which was no, but told her I had been to other AMPs MANY times). I inquired if they had water (as there was a large water main break in the area). She had NO idea what I was trying to say, after 2 times asking, I just reached over in the bathroom directly beside the entrance door, turned on the sink and low and behold there was water. I asked about washing up and or if they had a table shower or how I would get cleaned up, she said to follow her to the room. She led me to a room. She just stood there silent for a brief uncomfortable while, so I offered the house fee of. 7 (which is what I assumed it was). She accepted it and then said she worked for "tisss", which I did not understand, but then realized she meant "tips". I told her that was fine and what I expected.
I was offered a towel and led to the bathroom to shower with no assistance. I showered and returned to the room and laid down on the small paper covered massage table. Before she came in I placed the "c note" on the table beside the table, making sure she saw it when she arrived. She came in and was covered by the same jogging suit she had on when answering the door. She began the massage totally clothed. She did a ok job for at least 30 minutes. She then did the light touch and barley brushed the boys, not real stimulating to say the least. She then asked me to turn over.
Still totally clothed (and remaining that way throughout) she FINALLY asked me if I wanted a HJ, since I was at almost full mast, I said how about anything more? She didn't answer but proceeded to do a 1/2 assed HJ with no removal of any clothes. I tried to feel some skin ANYWHERE under her jogging suit, but she was not receptive to this at all. Mind you, she used BABY OIL! SMELLY NASTY BABY OIL! (what SHIT). Anyway I finally blew all over the place and she seemed impressed by that and murmering "Oh my God", which tends me to believe she knew English a little better than she led me to believe when I arived. Also, during the massage she looked out the window many times at any little noise she thought she heard outside (which I thought was strange as we were on the 2nd floor). She then went out and came back in and cleaned me up VERY WELL! The cloth cleanup was the best thing she actually did. I got dressed and was ready to proceed out, feeling somewhat relieved and very much relieved of my 1. 7, while getting an overpriced barley acceptable HJ and not much else for my money. She didn't even hug me or help me into my clothes, before I left, I was just STUNNED!
To say the least I am NOT impressed with this place and NEVER plan to return. I am sure YMMV if you go, as I have seen from other reports, but this place truly give AMPs a bad name. I am not a rough looking guy, or someone who would make a massuse feel uncomfortable and never have had a problem with that aspect of the procedure up to this point (I am always friendly and smiling and somewhat talkative to break the ice) so I have no idea what went wrong this time. I can truly say this was the WORST massage experience I have ever had in 20 plus years of visiting these places.
RATING:
Looks- 2 (as all I saw was a face)
Attitude- 3
Performance- 2
Enthusiam- 1
Overall comfortability- 2
Maybe it was me, but I REALLY don't think so. For anyone else who goes, GOOD LUCK, you are taking a chance of overspending and getting JUNK for service. Even if it was the standard price for a R&T it would have been bad. I will go back to my old favorite and never stray. I guess it was my fault for looking for a change. I AM A SUCH A DUMMY! <<SMILE>>
Happy March fellas,
Scott
You dont understand,,, do you....
Guys, too many AMP's have been closed. dont you think the other AMP's know this. They are being careful. How about a little silence in the house.
of maybe we can discuss just how great the massage really was.
SHHHHHH.
Smiling Fox ;}