Massage Parlor Reports

My guess is you can get extras now at rose since they are a stones throw away from two other AMPs. They must do it to compete in this economy.

Went to Rose last night and had Connie. Very good massage and ts. She did a lot of teasing on and around the little one both in the massage room and ts room. Now she knows me by name because I'm there once a week. She knows who I see depending on what day I'm there. No happy happy.

As for names of the short ones, Connie,Cindy and Wiwi. And I did see the latino girl on the way out. She looked very good. I might have to call and see when she works and ask for her.

I got a very good massage from Cindy at Rose, including a little teasing; but when pressured to provide an extra, she demurred, responding: "Policy of Boss." I then whispered to her: "Policy of Clients: No extra, no tip." She laughed so good-naturedly I ended up giving her a small tip anyway. As far as I know, only Mae and Angel offer extras.

Went to Thee European Spa on Milwaukee earlier this week, mainly because they run a weekday special of. 5 for a one hour Swedish massage before noon. I'd been meaning to check the place out.

A little background, first. This place started out as Ann's Massage Therapy a few buildings north of its current location. I'd been there a couple of times in its original location. The first time I got a massage from Ann herself, a big Eastern European woman (she's got to be pushing 60 by now). The second time I got an older Latina, also on the plus side. Ann's massage was strictly legit; the Latina teased me a little, but it went no further.

The receptionist at Ann's was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I believe she was Ann's daughter. Tall, blonde, gorgeous face, tremendous chest. Let me put it this way. Jenna Jameson wishes she looked like her. Unfortunately, she didn't do massages. If she had, there would have been a line two blocks down the street, even if there weren't any extras. That's how hot she was.

Back to the present. I walked in and was greeted by Vivian, the receptionist. Blonde, decent face, HUGE chest. I wondered for a second if she was the receptionist from the old place. It's possible, but I don't think so. Vivian's OK, but I remember the old receptionist as being much more attractive. Vivian's a good 30 pounds overweight, but even if she slimmed down, she wouldn't be as pretty as I remember the other girl being. It's possible that she could be Vivian's big sister. Anyway, Vivian told me my masseuse was Cindy and proceeded to lead me to my room, which was downstairs.

I have to talk about the layout of this place. It's absolutely perfect for a MP. A few rooms on the first floor with more rooms downstairs in the basement. The basement also had a shower, bathroom and small lounge area. There's plenty of street parking, but the spa also has a driveway alongside the building with four parking spaces mapped out.

On to the massage. By the time Cindy entered the room, I was already undressed and on the table face down with a sheet covering me. The only part of her that I could see were her legs. To my dismay, she wore loose fitting jeans that could have used at least 4 inches off the cuff.

Cindy's technique was not very good. She used her elbows a lot along my shoulder blades, and it was actually a little painful. As far as conversation, very little. I like to stay quiet and see how it goes. If the girl is friendly, I'll respond in kind. Cindy was kind of aloof.

I got a glimpse of her body when she knelt while massaging my arms. Her body looked fairly athletic and fit, not voluptuous. Eventually, I managed to get a glimpse of her face. Attractive, but not sensational, with bleached blonde hair. Certainly worth it if extras were on the menu.

Unfortunately, they weren't. No teasing whatsoever. On the flip, it was evident I was becoming aroused, and she abruptly ended the session. I was on my back for five minutes, at most. I thought I was being shortchanged on time by a lot, but I believe I was the massage was roughly 50 minutes, so I wasn't that angry.

I was going to do something I'd never done before; tip the masseuse without a HE. However, after she asked how I felt ("Fine. "), she left the room like her hair was on fire. Rude. She didn't even extend the courtesy of showing me upstairs or out the door. Her loss.

I'm not inclined to go back. This has the potential to be a great place, but not yet. If I had paid full price, I'd have been furious. I was curious about this place, and now that curiousity has been sated.

[QUOTE=Antonio]I got a very good massage from Cindy at Rose, including a little teasing; but when pressured to provide an extra, she demurred, responding: "Policy of Boss." I then whispered to her: "Policy of Clients: No extra, no tip." She laughed so good-naturedly I ended up giving her a small tip anyway. As far as I know, only Mae and Angel offer extras.[/QUOTE]

Damn - and based on PussyPoker's post, Mae doesn't seem to be one of the spinners. So no mileage with the petite ones, I guess? Oh well. Hey, if anyone gets the latina's name, please post or PM me.

What does she charge? Can you share digits? You have to pay on her site to get contact info.

[QUOTE=Antonio]I'm very ambivalent about posting this--like most guys who find a gold mine, they want to keep most of it to themselves. And, strictly speaking, this does not even belong on a "massage parlor" forum, but since I've posted mainly here of late, here goes. I've seen this black girl (25 y.o. with a body to die for) about twice a month (sometimes more) for more than a year. Though Chicago is her base, she works mainly in Indianapolis, Louisville, and Ft. Wayne.

Paying to get contact info is almost always a bad thing

[QUOTE=MWM]What does she charge? Can you share digits? You have to pay on her site to get contact info.
[/QUOTE]

Visited Tropical earlier in the week after hearing from a number of you that it has Latinas working there.

Finding a decent parking place was hell. I was pretty damn sure I was going to get a parking ticket.

The door fee was .65, I read on here in multiple places where it was .8
It was apparently a busy day.

I got Diana, she was beautiful, in her early 20's and fit.
She's got little breasts but everything else looked delicious.

The massage was okay, about 25 minutes in, she told me to flip. I was thinking I was going to get a 40 min massage for the full hour price, but she spent the second half hour massaging my legs, arms, etc. while I was on my back, which is a first for me.

When negotiations for extras began, she wanted 1.5 for her to get naked and give HR, I laughed. I said I have .5 for that and she reluctantly agreed.

Her tight body got me going and I begged to DATY.

Over all, it was a good experience and I thank you guys directing me to these lovely Latinas.

I visited Massage Clinic again and got a massage from Kay, a Korean woman of indeterminate age. It was .7 at the door. An average TS was provided, and she wore large boots that would have been suitable for deicing an airplane.

It was a slow, methodical massage that was felt three hours later, with some back walking (now I know what those bars on the ceiling are for) and elbow action. An HJ was given, and I offered tip of .5

This place seems to have kind of a low profile, but the soft glow of the blue and pink neon can be seen for blocks on Milwaukee Avenue.

people arrested, 3 careers down the drain over something that shouldn't be illegal in the first place.
[url]http://www.kfdm.com/news/spa_27112___article.html/breiner_closed.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Visited Tropical earlier in the week after hearing from a number of you that it has Latinas working there.

Finding a decent parking place was hell. I was pretty damn sure I was going to get a parking ticket.

The door fee was .65, I read on here in multiple places where it was .8
It was apparently a busy day.

I got Diana, she was beautiful, in her early 20's and fit.
She's got little breasts but everything else looked delicious.

The massage was okay, about 25 minutes in, she told me to flip. I was thinking I was going to get a 40 min massage for the full hour price, but she spent the second half hour massaging my legs, arms, etc. while I was on my back, which is a first for me.

When negotiations for extras began, she wanted 1.5 for her to get naked and give HR, I laughed. I said I have .5 for that and she reluctantly agreed.

Her tight body got me going and I begged to DATY.

Over all, it was a good experience and I thank you guys directing me to these lovely Latinas.[/QUOTE]Wheres Tropical? I searched and couldn't find it.

I must be going blind.

Visited Tropical today for the first time. Asked a very cute petite latina if Diana was working today. She said no. So she offer service for. 65 TS and massage. Jackie provided TS without cover. Went back to room and she didn't waste any time offering extras, which were the standard pricing. No FS. She looked fantastic, services could have been a lot better. Went I left I saw another petite latina in front, who looked just as cute.

As a southsider, I went on a long range patrol Saturday and ducked into Rose for a look. Connie was at the desk, a very sexy spinner and very nice conversationist. I told her I was on my way to work but wanted to look around. She was barefooted with the sexiest little feet with painted toenails.

I know Rose has a reputation for no extras, but...

Please PM me if anyone has gotten extras from Connie and give me some tips on how to approach this China doll.

There was a detailed news report on the Atlanta forum last week about "Operation Massage Parlor" in Macon, Ga.

[url]http://www.macon.com/198/story/410701.html[/url]

One of the charges was for "sexual battery." Another was for "masturbation for hire."

I wouldn't want to try to explain either one in a job interview.

Ok, so I've been perusing this forum for a while now, and have found some great information. I live quite close to rose and seven heaven on ashland, so I was happy to see information on both of them.

I went to rose several months ago, on New Year's day, actually. Figured not a bad way to start off the year, huh?

Couldn't tell you the name of the woman, but she was slightly older, still cute, but fully clothed (blouse, pants, etc). She looked like a legit therapist, and quite honestly, a good massage was all I was there for. And it was indeed an incredible massage. She had me all twisted up like a pretzel, and it felt good. Not long after, I started seeing the reviews on the place and their being notorious for no extras (though, of course more recent reviews have bucked that trend).

Then today I tried Seven heaven at 1026 n. Ashland, figuring this would be a sure thing based on what I've read here.

No appointment, walked in. And got "Judy", a rather attractive asian woman, probably late 30's. She was wearing extremely short denim cutoffs (a far cry from how the woman at Rose was dressed, so I thought I was off to a good start). But right from the start she was rather careful at keeping the towel covering the naughty bits. Even on the flip, she held the towel up as I turned, so as to not expose anything.

I tried to touch her legs a bit as they rubbed up against my hands at various points, to no avail.

When she was done, she said, "ok, all finished". And I sort of replied with, "so, all done, then? " and she said yes, and something along the lines of telling me to get dressed.

So I payed sixty for the hour, and twenty tip, hoping that when I got money out for a tip she might offer extras, but that didn't happen. Overall a pretty good massage, but am I doing something wrong?

Is there something universal to say, or a certain gesture? Or, did I perhaps get a girl at Seven that simply doesn't go there when she works? Seemed like I was in the clear by going there, but left relaxed and feeling good, but not completely satisfied, so to speak.

Thanks gentlemen, I appreciate any feedback.

[QUOTE=West Town Tim]Is there something universal to say, or a certain gesture? Or, did I perhaps get a girl at Seven that simply doesn't go there when she works? Seemed like I was in the clear by going there, but left relaxed and feeling good, but not completely satisfied, so to speak.

Thanks gentlemen, I appreciate any feedback.[/QUOTE]

You were probably nervous or something about you made her suspicious.
Also, don't expect the star treatment on your very first visit.

Is this place any good?

I usually asked if "so and so" is working today when this is my first time to any particular place. That usually breaks the ice and are offer the extras if any.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]You were probably nervous or something about you made her suspicious.

Also, don't expect the star treatment on your very first visit.[/QUOTE]

Decided I'd actually try Tropical this time. Had a taste for those Latinas I keep hearing about. Went around 3p in the afternoon. Cute Latina was sitting on the couch in the front watching Tyra. Not sure she's a therapist because she looked like a teenager. She called out for Jackie. I guess I wasn't as lucky as the guys in the previous posts. She was average looking. Probably late 20's. About 5' 4" with an average body. Small flappy tits. She told me she just started about 2 weeks ago, but has worked at other spots. She had little red pimples all over her back (she was wearing a tank top).

Anyways, paid the .65 for the hour. She took be me back for a TS. There was a nasty wet towel on the floor - and the head rest on the table looked dirty. I hesitated in putting my head in there. She gave the boys a little play in the shower - I guess to see if I would react.

So off to the massage. She spent about 20min on the back side. Massage was ok. On the flip she got straight to the point. She said she had 2 questions for me. #1 Are you a cop? #2 Do you want other options? I told her yes and she gave me the menu. She wanted 1.5 for HJ full nude, 1.20 for HJ w/ only thong. .80 for HJ w/ topless. I talked her into .50 for HJ w/ topless. HJ was rushed and then she told me to clean myself off. No personality, no emotions.. no reactions... very boring. What a waste.

I guess I just picked the wrong day. I'd go back, but not to Jackie. If you get Jackie, don't waste your money. Just tell her you're just looking and come back when one of the other Chicas is there.

Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:

60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:

60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.

Good luck.[/

Your first line should give you a hint why people arent responding to your posts. Wow

[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:

60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]I can't and won't speak for anyone else, only for myself. You're not the only one going through tough times financially. If I had the $ to throw around, I may have checked it out, although it's not close to me. I'm sorry no one was able to help you out, but I have not so fond memories of the area, although I'm aware it's gentrifying.

Thanks for reporting on your experience. However, I found your report a little vague. The pricing is terrific. I would be inclined to support a place that charges. 6 for the hour with a TS. I have questions:

What made the TS so "awesome"?!
What was the girl's name?
What did she look like?
How was the quality of the massage?
Were you there the full hour?
Did you tip? (I hope not.)
Did you hint for extras?
Did she give you any sign that it was a possibility?

The reason I visit this board is so I can get some sort of idea on where and where not to go. Without your post, I know I never would have gone there. Now I am leaning toward going when I have the funds. Thanks.

Three things:

If she played with the boys on the TS, I'm surprised there were no extras.

Don't know about anyone else, but I usually ignore any posts with "Yo" in it regardless of the author.

Did she agree to go out with you? If so, well done!

[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks ...QUOTE]

Why would anyone respond to being talked to this way? Just something to think about.

[QUOTE=Mj138]Since none of you cocks would give me a heads up on the new KM I went to see for myself. TOFTT. Financially, things are not good now for me right now, but no one responded to my post, so away I went. I guess I am on my own. Jesus, at this point I'm not sure why I post. But, I am a giver, so here you go boys:

60- massage/table shower included in price. TS was awesome.
Extras- none
I am young and single, so I asked the girl out after work. Sometimes the extras go with the game.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]
Dude, WTF? Did it ever occur to you that maybe most of the guys here don't go there much and, hence, have little to report? Yeah, that's an assumption just like yours, but at least I'm giving the guys here the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you ought to try it before you choose to call us "cocks."

I think he was just using some ol' boy talk.

It's a UK expression and is generally used as an affectionate term amongst familiar men.

I could be wrong but me and my boys have tossed that expression around and it's always been in a sort of a comrade-ish way. I hear younger dudes using it all the time...just a thought

I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell.
So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave..I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office.
The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair .
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. .. has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions…..a good number of which I declined to answer..
This young lady is not petite as the ad says...but she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.

The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area…wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no “happy ending”. I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.

Copy & paste of ad:
BEAUTIFUL Filipina Therapist From the Philippines....! - west of Midway Airport
Petite and Gorgeous Filipina only 4'-10" with VERY Strong hands that will make you MELT....!
FULL BODY MASSAGE...!
$60 for 1 hour session
ONLY THREE SESSIONS Tonight...!
6pm...7:30pm....9pm
Call or Text Now for your session...!
Do Not Email..!
Call or text Jamela at 708-369-2526 (Summit, IL)

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I’ve been noticing this add in Craigslist’s Therapeutic Section for the last several days. It got my curiosity up so decided to TOFFT. I arrived a few minutes early for the appointment, and there was no answer as I rang her bell.
So I called her on my cellphone because I thought the doorbell must not be working; she answered and told me to wait a few minutes in my car because another customer was still there. I said OK and went back to my car and waited for the guy to leave..I went back after I saw him get into his car and leave. I thought it was a nice gesture on her part—just in case neither one of us felt like meeting each other.
Massages are done at the lady’s residence which is roomy, neat and clean. There’s a room with a massage table that doubles as her massage room and home office.
The massuese is a short, cute filipina in her late twenties, beautiful skin, long straight tied back, jet black hair .
Wore a short skirt and a top that showed nice legs and cleavage. .. has pretty feet that I admired through the head cradle, small hands, very friendly and out-going, nice conversationalist but a bit of a Chatty Kathy who asked a lot of personal questions…..a good number of which I declined to answer..
This young lady is not petite as the ad says...but she’s not fat either. I would describe her as being a bit thick.
The problem is an abdomen that could use a little liposuction. Otherwise she would be perfect for my tastes.

The massage was on the low side of mediocre, Actually it was more of a rub down. She asked several times if the massage was OK. I think she really did want to give a good massage. I answered diplomatically because I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. It was clear to me that she had little or no formal training.
She prefers the client to remain undraped. I had no problem with that. She gave good attention to the butt area…wasn’t afraid to come close to the boys either. She made it clear when I called for the appointment that there would be no “happy ending”. I found that to be the case.
When she finished, she offered me a glass of not so cold water. She said good-bye with a smile. I gave her 60 + 10 which she seemed happy to receive, and I was on my way.

Copy & paste of ad:
BEAUTIFUL Filipina Therapist From the Philippines....! - west of Midway Airport
Petite and Gorgeous Filipina only 4'-10" with VERY Strong hands that will make you MELT....!
FULL BODY MASSAGE...!
$60 for 1 hour session
ONLY THREE SESSIONS Tonight...!
6pm...7:30pm....9pm
Call or Text Now for your session...!
Do Not Email..!
Call or text Jamela at 708-369-2526 (Summit, IL)[/QUOTE]




Why would you want a so so massage and no Happy Ending. Doesnt sound good to me.

[QUOTE=Fork Please]I think he was just using some ol' boy talk.

It's a UK expression and is generally used as an affectionate term amongst familiar men.

I could be wrong but me and my boys have tossed that expression around and it's always been in a sort of a comrade-ish way. I hear younger dudes using it all the time...just a thought[/QUOTE]
Read his entire first paragraph. I don't think he was being "affectionate."

Sometimes we mongers can use some humor....and who else but "Borat" has the ability to do just that......
[url]http://www.gagreport.com/funny_videos_borat-massage.htm[/url]

I visited Tropical again this week.
I paid the door fee (.65) and was told to go into Room #2.
The lady at the front desk called for Sophia, who was laying down in another room taking a nap, since they weren't busy.

The masseuse came in after I was face down on the table, so I never actually saw her face until the flip. At which point I said, "Oh hi! Nice to see you!"
Her name is Sophia.
She's in her early 20's, fit and has nice breasts.
The massage was like the other massage I got at Tropical, fairly light and not much of a massage at all. (I miss going to Xindy where those gals really give your muscles a work-out).

My guess is Sophia's new to the biz.
She chatted alot during the massage...asking questions like "Where do you work? ... Are you married? ... Do you have kids? ...etc."
And when I asked her if she'd been busy today, she said, "Yes. This morning was very busy, but not this afternoon."

She asked if I was interested in "options" (not "extras").
I said yes and she quoted .5 for HJ, $ for a topless HJ and that's it.
I laughed and said there's no way I'm paying more than .5 for a topless HJ.
I think the gals at Tropical are dreaming, or SOMEONE'S paying that for their services. If you are, SHAME ON YOU!
She agreed to the .5 and away we went. She didn't want me to suck on those gorgeous nipples, but after I told her it helps me get done faster, she agreed to let me do it.
She also told me the reason why I couldn't get her bottomless was because she was having her period.

I opted for the TS after the massage, since they use the oil that leaves you smelling like a stripper afterwards. Even after the massage, she played with the boys in the TS.

Overall, another great Latina experience at Tropical.

Three visits in July to tell about.

The Good. Visited Senina early Sunday afternoon. I was startled by the number of legitimate customers using the hair/nail salon on the first floor. The young papa-san quickly steeped forward and asked "massage? ". "Yes" I said quietly and paid. 7 for an hour and. 2 for the table shower. Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman, white shorts and tank-top (both were baggy, not tight fitting). She was flirty and seemed in a really good mood. As I undressed she started giggling and complementing me on my ‘size’ (but don’t they all do that? ). The table shower was great. Lisa ran the shower for a minute while waiting for hot water. She let me hug her from behind and feel her up while we waited. That may not sound like much, but there’s something erotic about being nude and groping a clothed woman. She did a great job of washing me, not just a hose down but lots of soap and hand action including ass and a quick soapy HJ. The massage was good too. Lots of hand roaming on my part and her baggy clothes made it easier to get at her panties and bra. We finally got to the extras and negotiated 1. 0 for an BJ/HJ. It was actually a BBBJ and she let me remove her top and bra (even though we didn’t negotiate it). She had the typical post-pregnacy boobs and belly, but still nice. The HJ was a little rough but she slowed down when I asked. I’ll definitely see her again.

The Bad. Visited Bodyworks at 2246 N Clark. I tried once in March and didn’t get any extras, but decided to give it a second chance since I live 2 blocks away. Same experience as last time. Very attractive girl but the table shower felt like I was moving thru a car wash and the massage was poor even by AMP standards. I tried touching a few times and was quickly rebuffed with a loud "uh, excuse me, no no. " On the flip she asked me about "finishing". I got excited and offered. 6 for an HJ. No, no. She meant I could ‘finish myself’ and offered me a jar of lube (ick). How about. 8. 1. 0 I offered? "No, sorry, no extras here". No third chance for them. Oh, and there’s lots of foot traffic out front.

The Ugly. I saw Ginger’s on CL and here and checked out the location at 2732 N Clark. The guy at the desk said Ginger was on out-call and the other girls had been sent home (slow Wednesday). I glanced around. The place was one big messy room, the massage areas looked more like cubicals with doors and there was no separation between them and the waiting area. The guy at the desk seemed desperate to make an appointment for me but I said I wasn’t available later. Maybe my first impression is wrong but this place gave me the creeps.

Saw Lucy at Mercy on Michigan. Signed in and up to the 21st floor. Great massage and left happy. Best part is that there was no negotiation; things just went the way they are supposed to naturally. I love that; I hate negotiations. Tipped. 5$, and she deserved it. Recommended.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen] Lisa met me at the top of the stairs, an attractive young (20s) woman[/QUOTE]

There must be a NEW Lisa at Senina because the Senina Lisa that I know doesn't fit this description.

[QUOTE=Mike Rudolph]Is this place any good?[/QUOTE]If you're referring to Eden Inc Spa, they are very expensive for what you get. I went there a few times and never got more than a massage with happy ending for $250. They are American, so they speak proper English.

Hey guys, so Saturday is my b-day and I was looking for a nude massage with hands roaming, hj and possible fs. I know it won't be cheap, I do have money but anyone recommend where I should go and where the rates are reasonable?

I'm mostly a lurker, but I figure it's about time to contribute. Your posts have been very helpful, so I might as well return the favor. I'll try to do so more in the future.

I often envision myself down by Mill. Park in the afternoons, killing time. Mercy has become a nice place to visit. Three masseuses so far.

Lucy: A little older (40s?) but very friendly and accomodating. We've had a nice little 20/20 going for a while. Her technique is standard for AMPs (though no table shower, not even a stand up shower), but her demeanor makes her special. She has a great smile.

Wendy: She's younger and cute in a girl next door sort of way. But her technique is a little mechanical (especially on your first visit). She also doesn't know when to stop, which is cute in a way (girlish, I suppose). Less reciprocal touching. Practically none.

The last time I was there I made the mistake of schduling a lunchtime appointment. A bunch of other guys hanging around, which is something I try to avoid. Also, a man answered the phone when I called to schedule about 10:30 AM. That was a first, and I was a tiny bit sketched out by it. When I got there, I saw Wendy taking another customer into a room (thin walls, by the way, so shhhh). I was grabbed by a nice enough but seriously homely woman about Lucy's age. She kept fiddling with the stereo in the massage room. Also, she seemed very distracted and lost me a couple of times.

I've wanted to branch out to another AMP in town, hoping to either get someone a little younger/cuter than at Mercy, or someone who'll go nude for a reasonable price. At Mercy I pay for 30 minutes (.40) and tip between 20-50. Any ideas? I'd be willing to visit the apts, but I've frankly found it hard to find any solid leads on this board when it comes to the asian apts.

I hope this counts as a decent first report.

To guarantee FS you're probably going to have to go to the Peking Spa in East Chicago. Cute, young, petite FS for $$ and no questions asked..

I happened to be having a couple of beers at Hooters in Schaumburg. One thing lead to another and I ended up scheduling an appt. with Mina. She offered me a massage or FS for 1.5. I opted for a massage as I wasn't really taken with her looks. Nice enough girl, but nothing that I'd want to bang. She claimed she gave a really good sensual massage, but it was not big deal. She offered to insert a digit up the back door, but I declined.

She greased up the pole, released me and I was out the door in no time. Don't know that I'd recommend her, but if you find yourself with a couple of drinks in you and you're in the area, she's an option. I prefer Ashley as I find her significantly more attractive, but I wasn't able to track her down that night. That's my report for the western burbs.

took a trip to Violet Spa on Irving near 6 corners the other day, they advetise in Craig's under theraputic. Was given Lucy. Nice looking friendly girl. Went with 1 hr plus TS for 65. Lucy gave a good torough TS although since it was my first time there (they haven't been open long) she was a little carefull about paying full attention to the nether reagions. Good massage. I used the oportunity to make a little contact with her in a non threatening manner to break the ice. On the flip she asked me what I wanted it seems everything was on the menu but my funds were limited so I opted for a nude HJ for 70. Excellent HJ just the righ amount of pressure and lube. Not the usual trying to pull it completely off.

Looks 7
Body 9
Attitude 8
Service 8

Will return

You guys ever think there's going to be a smackdown on all these massage parlors?

I mean, they're EVERYWHERE in the Ashland Avenue / Chinatown area.
One just popped up on Milwaukee Avenue, near Ashland & Milwaukee.
It just seems a little out of control.