The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=StevePope;2419205]What a nightmare if Chris5 & Savanna ever got together and procreated.

That would make Ted Cruz and all the tea-baggers out there instantly "Pro-Choice".

Walking Dead would be a comedy compared to raising the little angry, cheap ass, woman hating, messed up Chucky doll they would produce!

SP.[/QUOTE]Oh you're just fucking hilarious dude. Me and Savannah a nightmare? I don't think so. Savannah is in a class of her own and I am lucky to have her as my close friend. She a sexy woman who would love to have in my life permanently. So do me a favor and put us both on IGNORE asshole.

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2419151]My pics are professional taken last year this month. The two in white are my newest and taken 2 weeks ago. Personally I could care less what you say you could call with a million dollars and I wouldn't see you (oh and do your research I gave a FREE appt once to settle an issue).[/QUOTE]Well if those are indeed NEW pics I truly feel sorry for you! You're ugly as fuck! You look old and you look high. And your in a shitty hotel. If I were you I would seriously consider hitting the trail.

[QUOTE=BabyShacks;2419110]This Rat Trap is out of control. I agree with a lot of points on both sides of this spectacle. But I have seen both Jenna and Savanna. Not recently and not identified with this username but I had a great time with both. And Chris5 although I may not agree with him all the time is contributing a lot to the board both with intel and entertainment.

So I understand a provider blacklisting him possibly due to some of his remarks and that's their choice. But to the other mongers on here. We live in a world that has providers of all shapes and sizes and those providers have to be fucked by men with balls. Who's going to do it? You? You, C3? You Ancientone? Chris5 and I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep about the rude remarks and you curse other mongers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the horrible remarks made while tragic, probably saved mongers time and money. And Chris5 and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves monger money and bad experiences. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this board, you need me on this board. We use words like CIM, BBBJ, DATY, RCG. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent fucking women. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very pussy that I fuck and then questions the manner in which I fuck it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a smart phone, and write a review. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/QUOTE]Babyshacks I don't know who you are but I must say you also a breathe of fresh air. I absolutely loved your post! You have proven to me that I am not surrounded by pure IDIOTS! Your words are simply outstanding! I don't know you however I would be honored to be your friend. These other Orlando mongers are all pussies!! Lead by that cocksucker C3! I am in awe of your post and I thank you brother. Please become a regular here in the Rat TRap. I welcome you!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2418699]This guy is only mad at women and calls them liars, because his mother lied to him about who is father is. If you all haven't put two and two together yet, look at the signature on this post. I took a couple pics driving my new car lastnight, they're attached to my most recent ad. I have one for you here!

P.S. Savanna. I noticed you like to post videos, so I will use this one. In the words of Bruno Mars, Don't believe me just watch!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0[/URL]

Xoxo.[/QUOTE]PORKY you're such low trash! LOL! You idiot your face looks FAT as fuck in your convertible car rental pic! LOL! Seriously you need a diet! I know you are paid to be fat but that pic is ridiculous! Stop eating! I am organizing a boycott of you until your nasty attitude changes AND I receive an apology from you for being the shitty SP that you are.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2418822]Good morning to you darling.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Savannah I sent you a PM. I can't wait to finally meet you in person darling. I will go buy a new suit just for you. I will have fresh roses in my hand awaiting your arrival. I'm so excited and nervous darling. Sweet kisses to you Savannah.

I post this as a quote from Chris5 on his recent post. "I have been told on several dreams by ladies that I was a true gentleman and very charming. ".

Any ladies here able to confirm that Chris5 is a true gentleman and very charming and not a complete ass as all his posts imply?

Waiting for all the ladies that think Chris5 is a true gentleman to please post the experience you had with him.

I don't ever post in the Rat Trap however I feel inclined to do so on this post being I have exchanged words w Jazak in the past. "MOST others" refers to the majority of this forum which is 100% inaccurate. I have been in business for almost 3 years there is less then 10 unsatisfactory reviews of us on this board. Those FEW clients have still be given respect by myself. I am well aware we will never be able to please everybody. However, if your going to ***** about things ***** about valid points. I have never advertised or stated to any member including you that we offer anything besides Body rub w standard services. Infact when you were pissed off you didn't get your dick sucked bc another member told you they did I made it very clear additional services are not offered and if a client got "lucky" that was at the providers discretion and not guaranteed. We have never advertised that we offer showers unless working from a hotel. We do not advertise that we are LMT therefore don't expect a real massage. We do not advertise that we are escorts. Every single thing in your post has never been advertised and / or stated by a Luxsa provider sooooooo why are you bitching again? Oh yeah bc you didn't get your dick sucked. The majority of the clients on here know I am very respectable and pleasant to ALL members however I will NOT allow you to bad mouth my business. Our prices are stated on our Ad $100,120,150 if you can't afford that then bypass our ad. If you think those prices are WAY too much then why the hell did you book an appt to begin with? Oh yeah a client told you you could get your dick sucked. I am more then open to constructive criticism but this was a blatant BS post bc you didn't get your way. Complain about valid points: false advertisement, bait & switch, services not rendered as promised, poor customer service, lied to and / or "ripped off". Otherwise have a seat on this big bench.

To fit your big ass bc thst exactly what you are. Mr. Poor sportsmanship. I apologize to the rest of you for coming out of my character on this post.

Natasha.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2385991]I agree with you on this and I believe most others on this forum that have been to Luxsa also feel the same way. Luxsa girls charge way to much for the service they offer. No table showers, rub or massage are sorry. It appears that none of the girls have been properly trained on how to do a massage much less a rub. Sense they do not offer much for the finish they should at least give you a real good massage or rub for the 1/2 or full hr but they do not. Your lucky if you get a 5 or 10 minutes of a half a*s*s rub. The girls of Luxsa are no where close to being escorts. I for one will never go back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2419451]PORKY you're such low trash! LOL! You idiot your face looks FAT as fuck in your convertible car rental pic! LOL! Seriously you need a diet! I know you are paid to be fat but that pic is ridiculous! Stop eating! I am organizing a boycott of you until your nasty attitude changes AND I receive an apology from you for being the shitty SP that you are.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2419430]Well if those are indeed NEW pics I truly feel sorry for you! You're ugly as fuck! You look old and you look high. And your in a shitty hotel. If I were you I would seriously consider hitting the trail.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2419421]Oh you're just fucking hilarious dude. Me and Savannah a nightmare? I don't think so. Savannah is in a class of her own and I am lucky to have her as my close friend. She a sexy woman who would love to have in my life permanently. So do me a favor and put us both on IGNORE asshole.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2419411]Dude who the hell do you think you are? You don't come on here insulting my sweetie Savannah like that you mother fucker! You said some horrible things that I will pretend I just didn't hear you bastard! This post is personal towards your ass motherfucker and out of respect to A2 and my desire to stay on this fucking board I will not say what I truly want to say to you! Please don't disrespect Savannah in such a horrible way. You need to get a life or go find some pussy asshole. I am furious right now about your post! You don't have to like me but keep Savannah name out your filthy mouth![/QUOTE][BLUE]Chris5, I'm concerned that this is getting out of hand for you. You say some pretty horrible things to providers yet your fury is pretty evident on the page and I think it's time to back off on the agro. I like Swags, she's at times a pain in my ass but she knows I like her. She's a big girl and able to handle her own heavy work.

The purpose of threads like this is to blow off steam but that's not what you guys are doing right now. For some of you I think this shit is getting real, for this poster I'm sure of it.

I'm locking the Rat Trap down for 48 hours while I think about this. Anybody who carries this shit on to the review threads or sends threatening PM's will be immediately banned. I'm most likely going to delete the last weeks posts but if I don't once I open this thread again I expect to see the dials turned way back.

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[BLUE]Remember this is a;

"You're a douchebag."

"No you're a fucking douchebag."

Thread

Not a;

"You're a douchebag"

"No, you're a douchebag and I'm gonna fucking kill you" thread'

Nobody had said that, but it's where it was headed.

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What will porkchopps new handle be?

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2421816]What will porkchopps new handle be?[/QUOTE]I thought you had to suck Chris's dick before you could post here.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2421854]I thought you had to suck Chris's dick before you could post here.[/QUOTE]Sillyolman did you miss me?

Sometime things here get out of hand and you step in to gain some semblance of control here. Some of us, as I do, thank you for that.

I posted this before the lock down. All feel free to respond.

I post this as a quote from Chris5 on his recent post. "I have been told on several dreams by ladies that I was a true gentleman and very charming. ".

Any ladies here able to confirm that Chris5 is a true gentleman and very charming and not a complete ass as all his posts imply?

Waiting for all the ladies that think Chris5 is a true gentleman to please post the experience you had with him.

[QUOTE=OrlandoDoc;2422061]I posted this before the lock down. All feel free to respond.

I post this as a quote from Chris5 on his recent post. "I have been told on several dreams by ladies that I was a true gentleman and very charming. ".

Any ladies here able to confirm that Chris5 is a true gentleman and very charming and not a complete ass as all his posts imply?

Waiting for all the ladies that think Chris5 is a true gentleman to please post the experience you had with him.[/QUOTE]Swag undoubtedly will.

[QUOTE=Luxsa123;2419636]I don't ever post in the Rat Trap however I feel inclined to do so on this post being I have exchanged words w Jazak in the past. "MOST others" refers to the majority of this forum which is 100% inaccurate. I have been in business for almost 3 years there is less then 10 unsatisfactory reviews of us on this board. Those FEW clients have still be given respect by myself. I am well aware we will never be able to please everybody. However, if your going to ***** about things ***** about valid points. I have never advertised or stated to any member including you that we offer anything besides Body rub w standard services. Infact when you were pissed off you didn't get your dick sucked bc another member told you they did I made it very clear additional services are not offered and if a client got "lucky" that was at the providers discretion and not guaranteed. We have never advertised that we offer showers unless working from a hotel. We do not advertise that we are LMT therefore don't expect a real massage. We do not advertise that we are escorts. Every single thing in your post has never been advertised and / or stated by a Luxsa provider sooooooo why are you bitching again? Oh yeah bc you didn't get your dick sucked. The majority of the clients on here know I am very respectable and pleasant to ALL members however I will NOT allow you to bad mouth my business. Our prices are stated on our Ad $100,120,150 if you can't afford that then bypass our ad. If you think those prices are WAY too much then why the hell did you book an appt to begin with? Oh yeah a client told you you could get your dick sucked. I am more then open to constructive criticism but this was a blatant BS post bc you didn't get your way. Complain about valid points: false advertisement, bait & switch, services not rendered as promised, poor customer service, lied to and / or "ripped off". Otherwise have a seat on this big bench.

To fit your big ass bc thst exactly what you are. Mr. Poor sportsmanship. I apologize to the rest of you for coming out of my character on this post.

Natasha.[/QUOTE]Natasha you obviously did not put much thought behind commenting on my post. You would have been better off to just keep your mouth shut far as your business goes but if you want some of this action then come on and get it! I'm fairly sure that 10 negative post from all different clients tells all the mongers out there what kind place you are running. You are correct about you personally never promising anyone anything more then a rub. However where the problem comes in is some of your girls are making promises for certain services taking the money and then not following through with what they promised and yes they are promising to suck a dick & fuck. You say you never advertise that you are a escort service but you are clearly advertising in the Escort classifieds section and you are the only rub parlor or massage parlor advertising in there so what does that tell everyone? Your trying to make it look as though you provide a escort service. Now most everyone on this forum are very much aware of what kind of service your girls offer and it is far cry from being a escort service. So why don't you stop advertising on the escort section and put your adverts in the Parlor section where they belong. What ever you say on this forum is not going to change the fact that you have a bunch of negative post from different clients and that is not good for your business. Maybe you need to put some hidden microphones in your rooms so you can hear what your girls are promising their clients before they get the cash. Then again maybe you already know. This has nothing to do with poor sportsmanship or name calling, it has to do with some of your girls ripping people off and you doing nothing about it because you believe the girls and not the clients.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2422327]As I have not yet met the Charming Chris5 personally. Funny The Elders can't stand someone outside the their club doing the ball busting. I like Chris5 and he at least has a backbone.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Happy Friday love. Have a wonderful day. What restaurant am I taking you to Savannah?

Chris5 is hilarious. You can tell he's banging on his keyboard while he types this stuff LOL.

Swag and Chris 5. Oh to be a fly on the wall when they're together!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2422327]As I have not yet met the Charming Chris5 personally. Funny The Elders can't stand someone outside the their club doing the ball busting. I like Chris5 and he at least has a backbone.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Of bone, the back part is questionable.

PG. Meds out!!

I put much though into all my words because I actually think before I speak. You, however are making assumptions w / out doing your research and knowing FACTS. We advertise in the escort classified sections because that is the ONLY place providers are allowed to advertise. You may ask any admins urself we are NOT allowed to advertise in the MP forum. Infact, I am very restricted on what I am even allowed to reply to in that forum as to not have any advertising. You are completely uneducated in this realm and therefore are quite ignorant w your posts. However, if you actually read our ads it does state that we are an MP! At MPs you receive 3 types Of services 1) licensed therapists that may or may not allow xtras 2) BodyRub providers that do standard services 3) BodyRub providers that provide standard services and may allow xtras at an upsell. We have 971 VIPs to be exact which does not include newbies and tourists. You my friend are the minority in your opinion of us and not the majority. Hundreds of positive reviews outweighs less then 10 unsatisfactory ones. You must also be uneducated in business models bc that percentage is average in a company. It's actually above average. As I stated before it's impossible to please everybody. About once a year there is that one fat asshole that lives a miserable life probably bc he gets upset everytime he looks in the mirror that likes to bash others to give himself some sense of self satisfaction. You clearly have no respect for women since your post started off by saying I should keep my mouth shut. BTW your lack of reading skills, uneducation, ignorance, lack or respect and physical appearance I now understand why your such a salty person. Your quite a gem LOL. This will not be a pissing match where we go back and forth unfortunately for you I have no time to do that. Plus, I already know my dick is bigger then urs therefore I can piss farther. I do have to thank you though since I replied to your post I actually received 4 new clients yesterday and a few thank you pm's. Also, you support 2 escorts that I manage on quit a regular basis therefore your actually supporting Luxsa and of coarse me. It's amazing what you don't know yet pretend to have soooo much knowledge of. Good day Mr. Poor sportsman.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2422322]Natasha you obviously did not put much thought behind commenting on my post. You would have been better off to just keep your mouth shut far as your business goes but if you want some of this action then come on and get it! I'm fairly sure that 10 negative post from all different clients tells all the mongers out there what kind place you are running. You are correct about you personally never promising anyone anything more then a rub. However where the problem comes in is some of your girls are making promises for certain services taking the money and then not following through with what they promised and yes they are promising to suck a dick & fuck. You say you never advertise that you are a escort service but you are clearly advertising in the Escort classifieds section and you are the only rub parlor or massage parlor advertising in there so what does that tell everyone? Your trying to make it look as though you provide a escort service. Now most everyone on this forum are very much aware of what kind of service your girls offer and it is far cry from being a escort service. So why don't you stop advertising on the escort section and put your adverts in the Parlor section where they belong. What ever you say on this forum is not going to change the fact that you have a bunch of negative post from different clients and that is not good for your business. Maybe you need to put some hidden microphones in your rooms so you can hear what your girls are promising their clients before they get the cash. Then again maybe you already know. This has nothing to do with poor sportsmanship or name calling, it has to do with some of your girls ripping people off and you doing nothing about it because you believe the girls and not the clients.[/QUOTE]

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Perhaps you missed my post when I reopened the thread. Please allow me to repeat it;

I didn't say, "ok pick it up where you left off" I said to BACK THIS SHIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Hopefully that helps

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[QUOTE=Admin2;2421801][BLUE]Remember this is a;

"You're a douchebag."

"No you're a fucking douchebag."

Thread

Not a;

"You're a douchebag"

"No, you're a douchebag and I'm gonna fucking kill you" thread'

Nobody had said that, but it's where it was headed.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]His is not true! Jag was killed off! :) LOL

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If you lack the balls to use your real username to do this then whatever you have to say doesn't need to be heard.

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Daughter,

Your mailbox if full.

Daddy.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2422435]Happy Friday love. Have a wonderful day. What restaurant am I taking you to Savannah?[/QUOTE]I think it's very nice of you taking her to dinner.

If you really want to impress her, bring a deer antler bone for Bella.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2423485]The melting pot (my fav) or Top of Daytona is a great start. Have a wonderful Easter.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Have a happy Easter my love.

[QUOTE=Luxsa123;2422495]I put much though into all my words because I actually think before I speak. You, however are making assumptions w / out doing your research and knowing FACTS. We advertise in the escort classified sections because that is the ONLY place providers are allowed to advertise. You may ask any admins urself we are NOT allowed to advertise in the MP forum. Infact, I am very restricted on what I am even allowed to reply to in that forum as to not have any advertising. You are completely uneducated in this realm and therefore are quite ignorant w your posts. However, if you actually read our ads it does state that we are an MP! At MPs you receive 3 types Of services 1) licensed therapists that may or may not allow xtras 2) BodyRub providers that do standard services 3) BodyRub providers that provide standard services and may allow xtras at an upsell. We have 971 VIPs to be exact which does not include newbies and tourists. You my friend are the minority in your opinion of us and not the majority. Hundreds of positive reviews outweighs less then 10 unsatisfactory ones. You must also be uneducated in business models bc that percentage is average in a company. It's actually above average. As I stated before it's impossible to please everybody. About once a year there is that one fat asshole that lives a miserable life probably bc he gets upset everytime he looks in the mirror that likes to bash others to give himself some sense of self satisfaction. You clearly have no respect for women since your post started off by saying I should keep my mouth shut. BTW your lack of reading skills, uneducation, ignorance, lack or respect and physical appearance I now understand why your such a salty person. Your quite a gem LOL. This will not be a pissing match where we go back and forth unfortunately for you I have no time to do that. Plus, I already know my dick is bigger then urs therefore I can piss farther. I do have to thank you though since I replied to your post I actually received 4 new clients yesterday and a few thank you pm's. Also, you support 2 escorts that I manage on quit a regular basis therefore your actually supporting Luxsa and of coarse me. It's amazing what you don't know yet pretend to have soooo much knowledge of. Good day Mr. Poor sportsman.[/QUOTE]Having sampled (numerous times) the sweet MP establishment that Natasha runs and the reputation that Jazak has culled here as a Pimping (Dallas) overweight disgusting loser, I side with Luxsa.

[QUOTE=Luxsa123;2422495]I put much though into all my words because I actually think before I speak. You, however are making assumptions w / out doing your research and knowing FACTS. We advertise in the escort classified sections because that is the ONLY place providers are allowed to advertise. You may ask any admins urself we are NOT allowed to advertise in the MP forum. Infact, I am very restricted on what I am even allowed to reply to in that forum as to not have any advertising. You are completely uneducated in this realm and therefore are quite ignorant w your posts. However, if you actually read our ads it does state that we are an MP! At MPs you receive 3 types Of services 1) licensed therapists that may or may not allow xtras 2) BodyRub providers that do standard services 3) BodyRub providers that provide standard services and may allow xtras at an upsell. We have 971 VIPs to be exact which does not include newbies and tourists. You my friend are the minority in your opinion of us and not the majority. Hundreds of positive reviews outweighs less then 10 unsatisfactory ones. You must also be uneducated in business models bc that percentage is average in a company. It's actually above average. As I stated before it's impossible to please everybody. About once a year there is that one fat asshole that lives a miserable life probably bc he gets upset everytime he looks in the mirror that likes to bash others to give himself some sense of self satisfaction. You clearly have no respect for women since your post started off by saying I should keep my mouth shut. BTW your lack of reading skills, uneducation, ignorance, lack or respect and physical appearance I now understand why your such a salty person. Your quite a gem LOL. This will not be a pissing match where we go back and forth unfortunately for you I have no time to do that. Plus, I already know my dick is bigger then urs therefore I can piss farther. I do have to thank you though since I replied to your post I actually received 4 new clients yesterday and a few thank you pm's. Also, you support 2 escorts that I manage on quit a regular basis therefore your actually supporting Luxsa and of coarse me. It's amazing what you don't know yet pretend to have soooo much knowledge of. Good day Mr. Poor sportsman.[/QUOTE]It is never good for the lady on this board when they review the guy who reviewed them. It will cost you business in the end. Luxsa has many more good reviews than bad. Take your lumps once in a while and let the good reviews speak for you.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2423821]It is never good for the lady on this board when they review the guy who reviewed them. It will cost you business in the end. Luxsa has many more good reviews than bad. Take your lumps once in a while and let the good reviews speak for you.[/QUOTE]I totaly agree with you Otwist.

Natasha respect is a two way street baby. You are nothing but an old warn out skinny * with store bought tits who has started a two bit rub parlor which has very poor service for the price you charge. Do you see any of your clients standing up for you or your business. NO! I bash your business because some of your girls are ripping clients off while you do nothing about it. Do you really think any of this bad publicity is doing your business any good. Man your stupid! That's why I said you would be better off keeping your mouth shut but no you keep opening that mouth and coming back for more. I feel sorry for the few girls that do provide good service at your place because you are clearly screwing them over by allowing the bad ones to stay. Also it is by your choice and your choice only that you advertise in the Escorts Classifieds Section. No one is forcing you to advertise there. I'm sure if you ask the Admin to post a section for parlor adverts he would probably do it for you. I only dream of two escorts and believe me they have nothing to do with your two bit rub parlor or your old big tit skinny ass self.

[QUOTE=Luxsa123;2422495]I put much though into all my words because I actually think before I speak. You, however are making assumptions w / out doing your research and knowing FACTS. We advertise in the escort classified sections because that is the ONLY place providers are allowed to advertise. You may ask any admins urself we are NOT allowed to advertise in the MP forum. Infact, I am very restricted on what I am even allowed to reply to in that forum as to not have any advertising. You are completely uneducated in this realm and therefore are quite ignorant w your posts. However, if you actually read our ads it does state that we are an MP! At MPs you receive 3 types Of services 1) licensed therapists that may or may not allow xtras 2) BodyRub providers that do standard services 3) BodyRub providers that provide standard services and may allow xtras at an upsell. We have 971 VIPs to be exact which does not include newbies and tourists. You my friend are the minority in your opinion of us and not the majority. Hundreds of positive reviews outweighs less then 10 unsatisfactory ones. You must also be uneducated in business models bc that percentage is average in a company. It's actually above average. As I stated before it's impossible to please everybody. About once a year there is that one fat asshole that lives a miserable life probably bc he gets upset everytime he looks in the mirror that likes to bash others to give himself some sense of self satisfaction. You clearly have no respect for women since your post started off by saying I should keep my mouth shut. BTW your lack of reading skills, uneducation, ignorance, lack or respect and physical appearance I now understand why your such a salty person. Your quite a gem LOL. This will not be a pissing match where we go back and forth unfortunately for you I have no time to do that. Plus, I already know my dick is bigger then urs therefore I can piss farther. I do have to thank you though since I replied to your post I actually received 4 new clients yesterday and a few thank you pm's. Also, you support 2 escorts that I manage on quit a regular basis therefore your actually supporting Luxsa and of coarse me. It's amazing what you don't know yet pretend to have soooo much knowledge of. Good day Mr. Poor sportsman.[/QUOTE]

So, a MP madam and a pimp for the world's worst No-Show No-Call SP are arguing about false advertising and service? Now they have reduced it to name calling?

Does anyone else see the irony in all of this?

Jazak. Get a grip, dude. It an MP. It isn't the Mustang Ranch.

Natasha, he's in denial and thinks his flat chested, inked up, doped up, never shows up drama queen is somehow the prom queen. Really, now, would you hire her to work in your fine establishment? As my daddy said, there are two reasons you should never try to teach a pig to sing. #1, it can't be done. #2, it annoys the pig.

You two need a different hobby.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2423846]Natasha respect is a two way street baby. You are nothing but an old warn out skinny * with store bought tits who has started a two bit rub parlor which has very poor service for the price you charge. Do you see any of your clients standing up for you or your business. NO! I bash your business because some of your girls are ripping clients off while you do nothing about it. Do you really think any of this bad publicity is doing your business any good. Man your stupid! That's why I said you would be better off keeping your mouth shut but no you keep opening that mouth and coming back for more. I feel sorry for the few girls that do provide good service at your place because you are clearly screwing them over by allowing the bad ones to stay. Also it is by your choice and your choice only that you advertise in the Escorts Classifieds Section. No one is forcing you to advertise there. I'm sure if you ask the Admin to post a section for parlor adverts he would probably do it for you. I only dream of two escorts and believe me they have nothing to do with your two bit rub parlor or your old big tit skinny ass self.[/QUOTE]

Camera do you think just for once you could just mind your own business and stop trying to be everyones Daddy?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2424128]So, a MP madam and a pimp for the world's worst No-Show No-Call SP are arguing about false advertising and service? Now they have reduced it to name calling?

Does anyone else see the irony in all of this?

Jazak. Get a grip, dude. It an MP. It isn't the Mustang Ranch.

Natasha, he's in denial and thinks his flat chested, inked up, doped up, never shows up drama queen is somehow the prom queen. Really, now, would you hire her to work in your fine establishment? As my daddy said, there are two reasons you should never try to teach a pig to sing. #1, it can't be done. #2, it annoys the pig.

You two need a different hobby.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Otwist;2423821]It is never good for the lady on this board when they review the guy who reviewed them. It will cost you business in the end. Luxsa has many more good reviews than bad. Take your lumps once in a while and let the good reviews speak for you.[/QUOTE]I've been telling them that for years. There is no winning at all when they get involved in shit like that. If they "win" they look like shrews and if they "lose" they look stupid.

The worst (and dumbest) part is they extend the argument and make sure that MORE guys read the bad report, then go back and research the other bad reports.

Ladies, this is just DUMB. Don't do it.

Unless you're Swags of course. Seriously that chick makes crazy kinda sexy.

And for all you assholes, no I have never seen her, nor do I get a cut of what she earns. So far only Paige sends me checks.

AncientDick if you love Luxsa so much how come there are no positive reviews from you about them? What a dumbfuck you are.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2423754]Having sampled (numerous times) the sweet MP establishment that Natasha runs and the reputation that Jazak has culled here as a Pimping (Dallas) overweight disgusting loser, I side with Luxsa.[/QUOTE]