Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6566926]A psychotic patient told his shrink [I]"I am dead. I died a couple of days ago."[/I] The shrink asked him "Can dead people bleed?" [I]"Of course not,"[/I] the patient replied, [I]"They're dead!"[/I] The psychiatrist pulled a pin off his bulletin board and jabbed the patient's finger, producing a drop of blood. "There!" said the psychiatrist, "Do you see that!" [I]"I'll be damned!"[/I] the psychotic patient said, [I][b]"Dead men DO bleed!"[/b][/I].[/QUOTE]There's fancy term for that phenomenon: cognitive dissonance. Textbook example of how it works.

[QUOTE]P.S. Speaking beliefs: Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.[/QUOTE]That IS the funniest joke in the world. Been my favorite for about 30 years.

These women are doing God's work. What could be more beautiful than street sloring? Home-making is more beautiful, yes, but street sloring (not any other kind of sloring) comes in second place, above doctors, lawyers, physicists, garbage men, mechanics, and every other profession.

Jill The Great agrees with me that she and her ilk are doing God's work. She said so during that night we spent together mostly at my motel and some on car dates directly before and after the motel. She gave an anecdotal bit of evidence and related a tale. A man had her dress up and pretend that she's younger than she is. Much younger. That's what he's into, and he stated that having working girls play make-believe with him prevents him from doing the real thing. After the date, as they drove around they saw individuals who are in the category that this guy's into, and Jill used philosophical reasoning to imbue in him an understanding of the necessity to not act on his penchant. The world is a safer place because of Watchers and Teachers like Jill The Great.

Why is it so hard to get a decent BBBJ. I'm talking a slore that can suck dick for at least 10 minutes, sloppy deep throat. I mean that's what these slore are suppose to be good at. So why is it so hard to find one that does it good? I can't get a slore to suck dick for more than 2 minutes. And it's usually not that good. Plus half the time she's giving me a HJ not a BJ. Annoying!

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6605535]Why is it so hard to get a decent BBBJ. I'm talking a slore that can suck dick for at least 10 minutes, sloppy deep throat. I mean that's what these slore are suppose to be good at. So why is it so hard to find one that does it good? I can't get a slore to suck dick for more than 2 minutes. And it's usually not that good. Plus half the time she's giving me a HJ not a BJ. Annoying![/QUOTE]With a little homework you should be able to find a drug addict or financially distressed lower class woman. All of my old reliable are either in prison or out of touch. One of my favorites was around for about 7-8 years and got good reviews. Not sure if she is still available. She was not pretty but highly skilled. During her state forced vacations I was able to find some substitutes. Usually $100 was the going rate. Violet filled in. Even an old granny about 70 down the street who said "I love cock" and did it for free. But only when she was high on hydrocodone. Back in the day when it was easy to find addicts on Facebook, I found a few. They liked that they didn't have to take off their clothes. Some were not even providers. I turned then into providers. I'd hit on some addict and we would have fun. Then send her home with $100. Like feeding a stray cat, they would come back. I'm sure there are still plenty out there, I just haven't been looking. I was happy in just getting a BBBJ because too many high volume BB providers were sending me to urgent care with a burn and drip, causing me to stand in the line of shame at midnight at Walgreens.

Where I go on AMP vacation there are loads of Asian providers from 25 to 70 that will go bare in all three holes. They appear clean but not taking the risk. They are also expensive. About $200 now.

I prefer the ones over 60 because they are still pretty and I know they are not trafficked. They are businesswomen.

Lately not getting much action from my Asian granny but one of my old reliable will be getting out of prison soon. I put a few dollars on her account now and then.

There have been a few loony sex addict women who loved giving head for fun. The downside was they were really bad at it. They watched too many poor movies and insisted on doing it their own rough style. Then became stalkers. Be careful what you wish for.

For some reason I would like to be with a girl during her period. Yea. A visit from Aunt Flow. On the rag. Whatever.

The ladies do not post that on STG so if any of you know of someone willing to indulge me I would be grateful. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;6605788]With a little homework you should be able to find a drug addict or financially distressed lower class woman. All of my old reliable are either in prison or out of touch. One of my favorites was around for about 7-8 years and got good reviews. Not sure if she is still available. She was not pretty but highly skilled. During her state forced vacations I was able to find some substitutes. Usually $100 was the going rate. Violet filled in. Even an old granny about 70 down the street who said "I love cock" and did it for free. But only when she was high on hydrocodone. Back in the day when it was easy to find addicts on Facebook, I found a few. They liked that they didn't have to take off their clothes. Some were not even providers. I turned then into providers. I'd hit on some addict and we would have fun. Then send her home with $100. Like feeding a stray cat, they would come back. I'm sure there are still plenty out there, I just haven't been looking. I was happy in just getting a BBBJ because too many high volume BB providers were sending me to urgent care with a burn and drip, causing me to stand in the line of shame at midnight at Walgreens.

Where I go on AMP vacation there are loads of Asian providers from 25 to 70 that will go bare in all three holes. They appear clean but not taking the risk. They are also expensive. About $200 now.

I prefer the ones over 60 because they are still pretty and I know they are not trafficked. They are businesswomen.

Lately not getting much action from my Asian granny but one of my old reliable will be getting out of prison soon. I put a few dollars on her account now and then.

There have been a few loony sex addict women who loved giving head for fun. The downside was they were really bad at it. They watched too many poor movies and insisted on doing it their own rough style. Then became stalkers. Be careful what you wish for.[/QUOTE]I disagree. For starters this isn't back in the day. I don't usually do streetwalkers. You mentioned Violet but she's not around anymore. I don't have some slore down the road wanting to suck cock at all. I've done my homework, so I call your statement BS. You don't share info on your UTRs (I know this b / c I've tried in the past and you have said no).

[QUOTE=PNR2004;6606070]For some reason I would like to be with a girl during her period. Yea. A visit from Aunt Flow. On the rag. Whatever.

The ladies do not post that on STG so if any of you know of someone willing to indulge me I would be grateful. Thanks.[/QUOTE]As the British say "Bloody Hell, Mate!" I've got one for you who'll be glad to bleed all over you.

Coochie (Def not British!) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. PM me for digits.

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6606801]I disagree. For starters this isn't back in the day. I don't usually do streetwalkers. You mentioned Violet but she's not around anymore. I don't have some slore down the road wanting to suck cock at all. I've done my homework, so I call your statement BS. You don't share info on your UTRs (I know this b / c I've tried in the past and you have said no).[/QUOTE]Mostly BS. I'm sure you know that by now.

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6605535]Why is it so hard to get a decent BBBJ. I'm talking a slore that can suck dick for at least 10 minutes, sloppy deep throat. I mean that's what these slore are suppose to be good at. So why is it so hard to find one that does it good? I can't get a slore to suck dick for more than 2 minutes. And it's usually not that good. Plus half the time she's giving me a HJ not a BJ. Annoying![/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/milwaukee/female-escorts/exotic/sweet-n-sexy/097600145257[/URL]

She goes by Stacy. Slender body, nice rack, very friendly. Many woman make the claim of great head, even DT, only to not be able to DT, but not even to muster anything mediocre. This woman is no joke. She will DT for a solid half hour, and she's proud of it.

-D.

Just for some amusement today, came across this on another forum. Kinda my thoughts on the subject.

"Don't get me started on blowjobs. They're overrated, and most girls suck at them, pun intended. It's a good warmup and it's hot to see a girl on her knees and eager to please, but the vagina is always going to feel a lot better. ".

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6612324]Just for some amusement today, came across this on another forum. Kinda my thoughts on the subject.

"Don't get me started on blowjobs. They're overrated, and most girls suck at them, pun intended. It's a good warmup and it's hot to see a girl on her knees and eager to please, but the vagina is always going to feel a lot better. ".[/QUOTE]I've come to appreciate the BJ more as I age. If she's a decent cocksucker I can usually skip taking my vitamin v for the most part but definitely need it during intercourse. I hate that tired feeling from taking the pills. Just mho.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6612324]Just for some amusement today, came across this on another forum. Kinda my thoughts on the subject.

"Don't get me started on blowjobs. They're overrated, and most girls suck at them, pun intended. It's a good warmup and it's hot to see a girl on her knees and eager to please, but the vagina is always going to feel a lot better. ".[/QUOTE]I humbly disagree. True that not so many woman are excellent at sucking cock. But the thing about a truly great blowjob is that tongue and lip muscles are more agile than pussy muscles, and when applied expertly can move with more power, variety and pinpoint accuracy. Don't get me wrong, fucking is great, but so is an outstanding BBBJ. I can safely say my most intense orgasms have taken place inside a mouth. Having said that, CBJ does almost nothing for me, while cfs is okay. But when available, I will almost always opt for a bare oral finish.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6612324]Just for some amusement today, came across this on another forum. Kinda my thoughts on the subject.

"Don't get me started on blowjobs. They're overrated, and most girls suck at them, pun intended. It's a good warmup and it's hot to see a girl on her knees and eager to please, but the vagina is always going to feel a lot better. ".[/QUOTE]I love a good BBBJ, especially when they wrap the tip with their lips and massage it with their tongue. Then you can't forget when they suck on your balls and hum. Covered BJ are a firm no go. But, I will always go in the vagina covered.

The perfect sex to me is when a woman makes love to your cock with the right amount of eye contact, hand movement, slobber, moaning, and tongue licking causing you to explode hard as they sucked the soul out of your body. And then you go down on her for a good 15-20 minutes to get her off and to get hard again. Multiple positions later you lose it again. My second wife was the best at this. Unfortunately I found out she liked doing this to another man at her work. Red gave me a great BBBJ once that resulted in me saying "Fuck you, fuck, fuck" to her when I exploded. She laughed hard and took it as a compliment. Olive Oil Jess also knew how to suck the soul out of you.

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6605535]Why is it so hard to get a decent BBBJ. I'm talking a slore that can suck dick for at least 10 minutes, sloppy deep throat. I mean that's what these slore are suppose to be good at. So why is it so hard to find one that does it good? I can't get a slore to suck dick for more than 2 minutes. And it's usually not that good. Plus half the time she's giving me a HJ not a BJ. Annoying![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DBadger;6611960][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/milwaukee/female-escorts/exotic/sweet-n-sexy/097600145257[/URL]

She goes by Stacy. Slender body, nice rack, very friendly. Many woman make the claim of great head, even DT, only to not be able to DT, but not even to muster anything mediocre. This woman is no joke. She will DT for a solid half hour, and she's proud of it.

-D.[/QUOTE]Had her for some head in my car and I agree it was amazing. Great body a few years back when I saw her. I wanted to do FS but not in my car and she had just moved to a not great location that I will avoid, plus she had said something about a fiance getting out of jail soon soooo. Is she still in a sketchy area?

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6612465]I humbly disagree. True that not so many woman are excellent at sucking cock. But the thing about a truly great blowjob is that tongue and lip muscles are more agile than pussy muscles, and when applied expertly can move with more power, variety and pinpoint accuracy. Don't get me wrong, fucking is great, but so is an outstanding BBBJ. I can safely say my most intense orgasms have taken place inside a mouth. Having said that, CBJ does almost nothing for me, while cfs is okay. But when available, I will almost always opt for a bare oral finish.[/QUOTE]I was going to agree with the original sentiment since the job for me is almost never done with a BBBJ by itself. However, when it does happen by a skilled pro it is pretty amazing. I had an experience similar to what DD mentioned with Red. I don't remember if I said "fuck" anything, but I recall thinking "Oh well it's not going to happen again. Wait. Holy fucking shit" and then 5-10 seconds of almost passing out from how good it felt. I think I need to reexamine my thinking on these things LOL.

I finally saw someone after probably 6 months of trying. I talked her down to a reasonable donation and saw her in the morning at her incall by the low numbers of Center St. (Night time would be a no go) She is a big time user. Bruises and dark marks all over her body. I was planning on FS but settled on only a BBBJ after I saw her. Was also planning on some tit sucking but she wouldn't.

Take her shirt off. She kept moving around so the BJ was nothing special. I just grabbed her head and fucked it until I came. She pulled away leaving a mess and didn't swallow. I'm glad I didn't pay that much because it was bad. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=DBadger;6611960][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/milwaukee/female-escorts/exotic/sweet-n-sexy/097600145257[/URL]

She goes by Stacy. Slender body, nice rack, very friendly. Many woman make the claim of great head, even DT, only to not be able to DT, but not even to muster anything mediocre. This woman is no joke. She will DT for a solid half hour, and she's proud of it..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaveDream;6616964]I finally saw someone after probably 6 months of trying. I talked her down to a reasonable donation and saw her in the morning at her incall by the low numbers of Center St. (Night time would be a no go) She is a big time user. Bruises and dark marks all over her body. I was planning on FS but settled on only a BBBJ after I saw her. Was also planning on some tit sucking but she wouldn't.

Take her shirt off. She kept moving around so the BJ was nothing special. I just grabbed her head and fucked it until I came. She pulled away leaving a mess and didn't swallow. I'm glad I didn't pay that much because it was bad. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review, I was thinking of seeing her and saved me a bad experience.

Nothing currently out there really appeals to me which got me thinking about past bad experiences. Have you ever met a provider that was quite far below your expectations but you said to yourself, "What the hell. I'm here and may as well do them anyway. " I can only think of one time the provider was basically begging me to do her and I didn't. The other times I would just go for it anyway as I was already there so what the hell, why not. While I'm doing them I think two things: They should be paying me and how in the heck am I staying hard.

[QUOTE=Oakly;6631346]Nothing currently out there really appeals to me which got me thinking about past bad experiences. Have you ever met a provider that was quite far below your expectations but you said to yourself, "What the hell. I'm here and may as well do them anyway. " I can only think of one time the provider was basically begging me to do her and I didn't. The other times I would just go for it anyway as I was already there so what the hell, why not. While I'm doing them I think two things: They should be paying me and how in the heck am I staying hard.[/QUOTE]I usually research my subjects quite a bit, so what you say doesn't happen too often for me. I don't care for BBW and if I show up and they weight more than me (I'm not small be any means) I walk. For some of these woman, you could easily putting in a fold of there skin. My biggest problem are the rip-offs. I don't like to pay upfront and that's when I would usually get the "I'm done" and there she goes out the door. Reading some wise members on this board, I now drive out of the area and then only give half upfront.

M64.

[QUOTE=Oakly;6631346]Nothing currently out there really appeals to me which got me thinking about past bad experiences. Have you ever met a provider that was quite far below your expectations but you said to yourself, "What the hell. I'm here and may as well do them anyway. " I can only think of one time the provider was basically begging me to do her and I didn't. The other times I would just go for it anyway as I was already there so what the hell, why not. While I'm doing them I think two things: They should be paying me and how in the heck am I staying hard.[/QUOTE]I have rarely walked as my little head is so much smarter than my big head. I don't have an abundance of time. Making calls and sending texts to get something going can take forever so when you find one that will spread her legs I jump on.

[QUOTE=Mequon64;6632857]I usually research my subjects quite a bit, so what you say doesn't happen too often for me. I don't care for BBW and if I show up and they weight more than me (I'm not small be any means) I walk. For some of these woman, you could easily putting in a fold of there skin. My biggest problem are the rip-offs. I don't like to pay upfront and that's when I would usually get the "I'm done" and there she goes out the door. Reading some wise members on this board, I now drive out of the area and then only give half upfront.

M64.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the one I said no to was back in the era of flip phones. No way to do decent confirmation. I was living out west and the provider advertised on Backpage as I recall. She worked out of a home in the country and it was a fair drive. I get there and there is some skanky looking guy outside who directs me to the right building. The offer was for sensual massage with extras. The woman was on the large side, smelled of smoke, and was well worn. I'm still thinking at the time that providers do disgusting men and it would be a challenge to do the same so I paid for an hour massage. At least I would get a massage. The massage starts and right away she is asking if I want any 'extras'. I just couldn't do it. Finally, half an hour into the massage I say enough, tip her, get dressed and leave.

It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6676319]It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.[/QUOTE]Good points, all, but maybe one should have a bit of tolerance for diverse opinions, just as there are those here that have diverse interests. If all one is interested in is blowing a load in some warm hole, the druggie SW's are probably a step up from self-service or doing one of Rayna's dolls. If that's all a guy wants, fine. In my opinion though, that is a step down from the companionship and romance I really want. Yeah, I'll settle for raw sex, but it tends to leave me less than completely satisfied. I prefer a human connection to a woman and, having had that at various levels in the past, I really miss it. I'd much prefer a side piece lonely widow, single mom, college girl, someone that is looking for the same thing as me. I'll eat leftovers but a nice meal once in a while would be great.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6676319]It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.[/QUOTE]If you are worried your penis will get soft then don't read my posts about SW's. Its still a free country and this is not required reading. Its called USA Sex GUIDE. Where we all discuss the good and the bad, warn each other about problems and GUIDE guys in the right direction. This girl was never a provider to me. I never touched her. I have a problem with seeing a provider that is doing it because she needs to use the money on something that will likely kill her. The SW scene has degraded to nothing but that. I care about people because I am a man complete with a well rounded set of skills, desires, and emotions. Real men have empathy, a desire to make the world a better place, and when it comes to sex, a desire that the exchange is respectable and beneficial to all involved. I have, in fact, taken SW's to rehab and paid for their stay. I'd rather see them get healthy than to mindlessly pump a load of cum in them. Once on a better path I'm happy to to enjoy mutual satisfaction. The problem is the drugs. I have offered rehab to dozens at my expense. I have fired at least 50 people over the years because of drugs. I have at least 4 past employees serving life in prison because of drugs. I've been in federal court and witnessed many other young men get life for dealing drugs. We all know SW's that are now dead because of drugs. Maybe the world would be a little bit better if we didn't fuel the problem because we want a cheap nut. For me, the decision has been made. I will only get involved with a woman that I believe is healthy and not dependant on my money to buy something that will kill her. Now if you will excuse me, I'm taking her mother some flowers.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6676319]It would be lovely if I didn't have to read .[/QUOTE]There is a way to not have to read an of his posts. It's called Ignore.

Actually there is two ways. One is you just skip over the report when you see who wrote it or you can place the person on Ignore an they never come into your inbox. That method works great for obnoxious people, trolls or people you just disagree with. I think this is a better method that trying to get people to stop posting. We need more participation.

[QUOTE=Wanttoknow67;6678456]There is a way to not have to read an of his posts. It's called Ignore.

Actually there is two ways. One is you just skip over the report when you see who wrote it or you can place the person on Ignore an they never come into your inbox. That method works great for obnoxious people, trolls or people you just disagree with. I think this is a better method that trying to get people to stop posting. We need more participation.[/QUOTE]That works. Put one through school. She got her degree, has her own business, bought her own home. Now were talking about flipping houses together. Still a great piece of ass. Another, got clean, got her kids back, got her tits back, and she's a better, healthier, sexier, piece of ass than ever. Both just have a handful of decent guys they mess with. Success! I have been greatly rewarded. I should attach the song, "Shiny Happy People" but I'm sure you'll Google it and listen all night.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6678826]That works. Put one through school. She got her degree, has her own business, bought her own home. Now were talking about flipping houses together. Still a great piece of ass. Another, got clean, got her kids back, got her tits back, and she's a better, healthier, sexier, piece of ass than ever. Both just have a handful of decent guys they mess with. Success! I have been greatly rewarded. I should attach the song, "Shiny Happy People" but I'm sure you'll Google it and listen all night.[/QUOTE]Excellent job! My post was a general post and not directed at one particular person but this certainly qualifies for the lovey dovey thread that you should start unless somehow this is useful? LLike are you willing to share the digits of these born again slores to the group? Netflix and chill at Double's crib with a late night gang bang ending with one or more of said ladies? Participation is key, especially in the SW thread. You do not partake in SW's so thank you for not posting this in that thread. Props for that.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6679211]Excellent job! My post was a general post and not directed at one particular person but this certainly qualifies for the lovey dovey thread that you should start unless somehow this is useful? LLike are you willing to share the digits of these born again slores to the group? Netflix and chill at Double's crib with a late night gang bang ending with one or more of said ladies? Participation is key, especially in the SW thread. You do not partake in SW's so thank you for not posting this in that thread. Props for that.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;6679354]For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.[/QUOTE]Captain save a Ho! Good stuff. I give up on the lovey dovey thread. LOL. Not a big deal. Let's hear all the love and success stories! Keep them coming! Let's hear about Double Life's past success. Many of us have been doing this for 20 plus years so chances are we will know who he's talking about! Lots and lots of endless love stories and questions to scroll thru anytime you want to look for real past info. I like it. Troll, start your success story with Hazel, she is looking rough these days. Damn near homeless. Such a sweetheart and gives a great BBBJ. I don't remember and there are too many pages to scroll thru but were you the guy that posted those awesome photos of her giving you a nice BBBJ? If it was, that could be a great wedding memories photo! LOL. Ha. Just joshing you pal, it's all in good fun. Sorry if that wasn't you that posted those photos. Anyway, anybody know what happened to the original Captain save a Ho? Is he still on here? Forgot the name but I remember the girls always talking and laughing about squeezing him dry so keep on your toes and don't be a sucker. Stay safe.

250 lb grandmas are not spinners in the rest of the world.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

You can treat these women with respect, but can never love these hoes.

They want your money for their drugs not you dick. Your dick is just in the way.

They are never actually having an orgasm or about to, as much as some on here want to believe they are.

And you are just like all the other guys.

No lets rally and start slaying more ***** in 2024.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;6679929]Captain save a Ho! Good stuff. I give up on the lovey dovey thread. LOL. Not a big deal. Let's hear all the love and success stories! Keep them coming! Let's hear about Double Life's past success. Many of us have been doing this for 20 plus years so chances are we will know who he's talking about! Lots and lots of endless love stories and questions to scroll thru anytime you want to look for real past info. I like it. Troll, start your success story with Hazel, she is looking rough these days. Damn near homeless. Such a sweetheart and gives a great BBBJ. I don't remember and there are too many pages to scroll thru but were you the guy that posted those awesome photos of her giving you a nice BBBJ? If it was, that could be a great wedding memories photo! LOL. Ha. Just joshing you pal, it's all in good fun. Sorry if that wasn't you that posted those photos. Anyway, anybody know what happened to the original Captain save a Ho? Is he still on here? Forgot the name but I remember the girls always talking and laughing about squeezing him dry so keep on your toes and don't be a sucker. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;6679354]For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.[/QUOTE]This thread kinda got off in an odd direction. I think I misspoke. A couple things to correct. I have made many attempts and offers to get people off drugs. Nothing I have ever done has helped anyone ever. Those that changed their lives did it on their own, with their own resources. I have decided the best thing for me to do is to get them away from me. It seems many in this business use drugs. When the drugs take over their lives, their bodies start to rot, they lose a ton of weight, I'm out. That would include every SW in Milwaukee. I'm sad when they die. Secondly, love. I love these girls. I love Nancy Pellosi, I love George Bush. I love pizza. My first wife was crying her eyes out, "you don't love me anymore". I said, "Baby, you know that's not true! I love everybody!
Giddit

[QUOTE=IslayHoes;6680365]We hold these truths to be self-evident:

You can treat these women with respect, but can never love these hoes.

They want your money for their drugs not you dick. Your dick is just in the way.

They are never actually having an orgasm or about to, as much as some on here want to believe they are.

And you are just like all the other guys.

No lets rally and start slaying more ***** in 2024.[/QUOTE]In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6684422]In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.[/QUOTE]When I was in my 40's I hooked up with a unicorn. She was quite athletic but had slightly droopy tits. Our first meeting was at a motel in a room she shared with a co-worker. I just wanted the one so the other went to the bathroom at the start of the session and fell asleep. Turned out my girl was a beautician who had a kid a few years earlier and still lactated. We hit it off. About 45 minutes into the session the co-worker wakes up and comes out. At that point, we had already satisfied each other and were just playing with each other while making small talk. The co-worker looked at us and started talking smack directing us what to do to each other. The hour appointment turned into an hour and a half, no extra charge. They were traveling hookers and left the next day but I told her to text me the next time she came into town. She did and we became regulars.

She was kinky during our first meeting but became even more so as time went on and got into bondage, videos (her friend recorded us on multiple occasions), etc. I gave her the nickname Nikki Milk because she was lactating and she was the only woman I ever got milk from. She wasn't on drugs, it was about the money. She made a lot more money as a provider than she could as a beautician and loved sex. Often times she would arrive early in the day and call me. I would spot the money for the room and we would have sex for a few hours before she would put her ad up. One time she got there at about 9 am, we got an early room, and proceeded to have sex until noon. Did everything on the menu multiple times to the point where her legs were so rubbery that it was a struggle for her to stand. We rested for a bit, showered as we were covered in sweat and bodily fluids, went out for lunch, dropped her off at the motel. Hours of sex for the cost of a room and lunch. A much better deal than a divorce.

[QUOTE=Oakly;6684464]When I was in my 40's I hooked up with a unicorn. She was quite athletic but had slightly droopy tits. Our first meeting was at a motel in a room she shared with a co-worker. I just wanted the one so the other went to the bathroom at the start of the session and fell asleep. Turned out my girl was a beautician who had a kid a few years earlier and still lactated. We hit it off. About 45 minutes into the session the co-worker wakes up and comes out. At that point, we had already satisfied each other and were just playing with each other while making small talk. The co-worker looked at us and started talking smack directing us what to do to each other. The hour appointment turned into an hour and a half, no extra charge. They were traveling hookers and left the next day but I told her to text me the next time she came into town. She did and we became regulars.

She was kinky during our first meeting but became even more so as time went on and got into bondage, videos (her friend recorded us on multiple occasions), etc. I gave her the nickname Nikki Milk because she was lactating and she was the only woman I ever got milk from. She wasn't on drugs, it was about the money. She made a lot more money as a provider than she could as a beautician and loved sex. Often times she would arrive early in the day and call me. I would spot the money for the room and we would have sex for a few hours before she would put her ad up. One time she got there at about 9 am, we got an early room, and proceeded to have sex until noon. Did everything on the menu multiple times to the point where her legs were so rubbery that it was a struggle for her to stand. We rested for a bit, showered as we were covered in sweat and bodily fluids, went out for lunch, dropped her off at the motel. Hours of sex for the cost of a room and lunch. A much better deal than a divorce.[/QUOTE]Now that's some serious fucking! A quick nut, car date, hitting 3 SW's in a night, does not compare with a couple hours of mutual pleasure. That is the chemistry that money can't buy.

LOL, that is great.

My tongue is going nowhere near a hoe's vagina, so I can't speak on giving a hooker an orgasm with my tongue. Respect for making a professional orgasm though. And how does my dick taste?

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6684422]In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6684491]Now that's some serious fucking! A quick nut, car date, hitting 3 SW's in a night, does not compare with a couple hours of mutual pleasure. That is the chemistry that money can't buy.[/QUOTE]Too many years of masturbating has side effects. It has a frustrating side effect in that there is no way I can nut in a woman in less than half an hour. And now that I'm older, I often deflate before nutting which is really frustrating.

[QUOTE=IslayHoes;6684843]LOL, that is great.

My tongue is going nowhere near a hoe's vagina, so I can't speak on giving a hooker an orgasm with my tongue. Respect for making a professional orgasm though. And how does my dick taste?[/QUOTE]I've just been giving "Axel6" the business for DATY with a very busy escort. I begin with the knowledge that all women are Ho's. My first wife was sloppy seconds to my neighbors, tenants, employees, and the church's prayer warrior. I had a girlfriend who became an BB escort to a very popular football team. 700 a pop and that was almost 30 years ago. I shared that hole with the entire team. I could give you names but they had team naked parties at the Hyatt and passed her around like meat packers. My self-righteous Baptist mother won't tell me who my father was (she don't know). Since my first marriage I've fucked more married women than single women, hundreds. Always raw, always creampie. I have no more respect for the preachers wife than I do Jill on national. However, I love sex. In order to enjoy every bit of a woman I must accept the fact that I'm not the only one. All I can do is try for women that at least cleans up. I ate the preachers daughter and I ate Macie. Macie was cleaner and was delicious! I wanted personalised licence plates I8MALL. Monogamy is a myth. In reality we all are swimming in an 8 billion person gang bang. I get mine.
Giddit.

[QUOTE=BladeCruiser;6716430]There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.

I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

4. Candy cane.

5. One condom.

6. A Five Dollar bill.

Then I set out to give these away, me asking SWs their name, handing them the bag, and wishing them a Merry Christmas. [/QUOTE]This was in the Streetwalker Thread but I responded here because it is nothing more than a rant and I didn't want to bog down the actual SW Thread. But man, I'm glad I'm retired from the SW scene. We have here a post with no report on services but rather a monger Santa Claus. Last week it was a long winded, lengthy report that contained zero new information other than the fact the monger in question jacked off 5 times on his way home from a previously described scoop. I guess this is what happens when the talent pool on the streets drops to almost zero. I miss the good old days of Brandi, Mindy, and especially Hannah who I probably saw over 100 times. RIP to all 3.

HS.