Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;5409698]Someday's you have a great AMP day, some days you don't. Today was not a good one. Texted the Dover AMP at 8:30 asking for a 9 a for 1 hour. Got a "yes honey, all set". Show up at 8:55, sisi is still there, I'm excited. I just get into the room and some older monger comes in, no call, no apt. Walk in. She tells him to come back later, she is busy, he says he can't. She asks. You call? No. , she says, ok, you come back in one hour. He says no, I'll stay. Like c'Mon. Dude. If a girl says she is busy, she obviously has another guy in there of which, time is being taken by you. Super rude. Anyway, he insists on staying, says he needs to use the bathroom. She comes in my room, says. Please honey. Do 1/2 hour. Very busy. I make up to you next time. I said sure. Now its not her fault that this old guy wearing tan khakis and a plaid dress shirt is too ignorant to understand how things work, there is a language barrier, she is trying to be polite but also doesn't want to lose out on money. She gives me a super fast massage, then the flip, the door chimes go off again, now shame on her, she should of locked the door but maybe she is told not too. Anyway, some old lady comes in. " Hello. Hello, Hello, " Yelling. " is anyone in here? Hello. " Sisi goes out and the lady is asking questions about the Taylor shop that is now closed. " where should I bring my clothes now?" I'm like. Are you fucking kidding me? Am I getting punked here? There are 2 naked guys just behind thin doors getting there dicks yanked and this old lady has no idea. Now I'm soft again. I'm like fuck my life. I just got dressed, waited for the old bag to leave, tipped sisi and left.[/QUOTE]Yea bro that sucks a lot. General rule for all of us. If someone else is in there, well to bad for you time to wait the hour. Honestly knowing me I would have said some kind of smart ass comment to they guy out there.

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;5409698] Am I getting punked here? There are 2 naked guys just behind thin doors getting there dicks yanked and this old lady has no idea. Now I'm soft again. I'm like fuck my life. I just got dressed, waited for the old bag to leave, tipped sisi and left.[/QUOTE]This is why I don't visit ones in / near downtown areas. Been to Dover twice, way too busy both times. Been to Somersworth once, same thing. For now I'll stick to Rochester when my muscles ache for a good rubdown.

Old guys wearing tan khakis and plaid dress shirts just suck.

[QUOTE=BlissOasis;5410341]Yea bro that sucks a lot. General rule for all of us. If someone else is in there, well to bad for you time to wait the hour. Honestly knowing me I would have said some kind of smart ass comment to they guy out there.[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ. Glad I visited this board. That shit sounds like the story of my life! Haha.

Sorry you had to go through that bs man.

Saw quite a few positive reviews for this spa, was in the area so I figured I'd check it out, great location, no signs, pretty crappy looking place from the outside. I had called to make an apt, got there right on time, was greeted at the door by a taller, very slim, long straight hair, light brown, she was lighter skinned, almost pail, wearing a mask so I can't give much more of a description then that. Brought me to the first room on the left, nice big room, ac was on full blast, told her one hour and gave her 70, she came back in and got started, nothing exceptional here, very light massage, no teasing, no conversation, at the half hour mark she cleaned me up and I rolled over, she went right after my dick and balls, I started touching her over her shirt and pants, then under her shirt, she didn't mind but also did not undo her bra or lift her shirt, same with rubbing her pussy, she seemed ok with it but also wouldn't let me go under the pants, took me a good 15 min to blast, she cleaned me up and finished with face, scalp, feet. $40 tip and I was out. Nice enough place but Dover and Rochester are far better.

[QUOTE=TimLuvsTits69;5450561]Saw quite a few positive reviews for this spa, was in the area so I figured I'd check it out, ... she cleaned me up and finished with face, scalp, feet. $40 tip and I was out. Nice enough place but Dover and Rochester are far better.[/QUOTE]The best part of Weini is the table shower. So few places do that anymore (although some do have stand-up showers) there is just something special about getting soaped up and rinsed off on the table.

I recently visited AMP in Exeter. Called before but place was empty. I was received by tiny lady, may be late 30's and good looking. I took for 1 hr. Nice cosy place. Decent massage turn over after 45 minutes started touching and playing with my balls and pennis. I started touching and pressing her tiny boobs. Negotiated for 25. Licking and pressing boobs is okay but nothing beyond. After few minutes of release and she cleaned me up. Overall good experience and will repeat.

[QUOTE=CheckAmerica;5465241]I recently visited AMP in Exeter. Called before but place was empty. I was received by tiny lady, may be late 30's and good looking. I took for 1 hr. Nice cosy place. Decent massage turn over after 45 minutes started touching and playing with my balls and pennis. I started touching and pressing her tiny boobs. Negotiated for 25. Licking and pressing boobs is okay but nothing beyond. After few minutes of release and she cleaned me up. Overall good experience and will repeat.[/QUOTE]That's odd, I could have sworn others had posted that Exeter was a "legit" massage parlor (no extras).

[QUOTE=CheckAmerica;5465241]I recently visited AMP in Exeter. Called before but place was empty. I was received by tiny lady, may be late 30's and good looking. I took for 1 hr. Nice cosy place. Decent massage turn over after 45 minutes started touching and playing with my balls and pennis. I started touching and pressing her tiny boobs. Negotiated for 25. Licking and pressing boobs is okay but nothing beyond. After few minutes of release and she cleaned me up. Overall good experience and will repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AntiSane;5466365]That's odd, I could have sworn others had posted that Exeter was a "legit" massage parlor (no extras).[/QUOTE]Also odd (If I understand correctly) he was able to negotiate what he got for 25 tip.

[QUOTE=BlissOasis;5410341]Yea bro that sucks a lot. General rule for all of us. If someone else is in there, well to bad for you time to wait the hour. Honestly knowing me I would have said some kind of smart ass comment to they guy out there.[/QUOTE]Should have walked out bare ass naked and told them to F' off and tell the ol' bag about GOOGLE. To the other monger, you suck. Seriously. Demand to wait? Seriously?

[QUOTE=AntiSane;5466365]That's odd, I could have sworn others had posted that Exeter was a "legit" massage parlor (no extras).[/QUOTE]I've been to Exeter twice in the last cpl of months, both times HE was all her idea, started right on it after the flip, no negotiations, the second time I asked for BJ or FS and was told no, but HJ was very good.

[QUOTE=Sounds;5466381]Also odd (If I understand correctly) he was able to negotiate what he got for 25 tip.[/QUOTE]Agreed, nice place in Exeter. Maybe 125 was meant instead of 25?

Haven't been to the "old" Dover location for ages so I figured I'd give it a shot. Got "Kay" for a 1 hour appointment. Tiny, I'm guessing late 30's, decent looking and better english than most. Massage was actually pretty decent with some light teasing along the way. The odd thing was that instead of the expected hot towel, she had what I can only describe as giant paper towels to clean up the oil. Nicely drawn out HE after the flip, and OTC roaming was fine but I got no hint of anything beyond that being available. Then came another giant paper towel for the clean up.

More or less the standard AMP experience, but I prefer the hot towels and still felt a little oily afterwards.

70/40.

Does Aqua still have the table shower? I haven't been there for a couple of years but am thinking of going back.

TIA, Victor.

[QUOTE=Scout1891;5473260]Haven't been to the "old" Dover location for ages so I figured I'd give it a shot. Got "Kay" for a 1 hour appointment. Tiny, I'm guessing late 30's, decent looking and better english than most. Massage was actually pretty decent with some light teasing along the way. The odd thing was that instead of the expected hot towel, she had what I can only describe as giant paper towels to clean up the oil. Nicely drawn out HE after the flip, and OTC roaming was fine but I got no hint of anything beyond that being available. Then came another giant paper towel for the clean up.

More or less the standard AMP experience, but I prefer the hot towels and still felt a little oily afterwards.

70/40.[/QUOTE]Kay. That's the mamasan actually, re-invented herself. She does give a pretty decent massage, not great, but not bad. Standard HE and that's it, OTC and that's it. I've offered to pay for more but was told no. She has her regulars who have been going for years, I'm sure they get the full monty. Kay reads this forum daily so if your going to post, do it discretely or she will ban you. The paper thing. That's her M. O. She used to take the paper off the table that you just laid on and wipe your back off with that. I'd be all itchy after. A few of the girls that worked for her in the past would get yelled at for using hot towels. " Waste of money!