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thumbs down for palm tree. Last time i went there a dude an american was working the desk and the masseuse was so old she probably greeted troops at Inchon Landing in the Korean war. Tokyo IMO is much better younger women but not real young. Good TS and good massage,
Also there is a AMP on 192 north side a block east of PMC. decent massage, senior members may contact me for more details.
[QUOTE=Vieraman]I don't know why people will waste 20 posts not giving someone information, when one post will get you the info, and keep the forum readable, so that mongers can actually get information without spending hours reading through the scalding of those that ask a question.
I suspect that LE already knows that these two businesses exist, and their exact GPS coordinates. (Especially Tokyo! )
I am not an expert on the exact locations, so forgive any confusion that I cause. Tokyo is on Rt 520 on the south side. I believe that it is fairly near Clearlake Road. It is back a ways from the road, so you have to look good for it. I also believe that there is some kind of police precinct or similar across the street from it, but they seem to leave the place alone.
Palm Tree is on Rt 1, south of 520. I am not sure if it is considered Cocoa or Rockledge at that point. It is on the west side of the road, and is fairly easy to find at night because it is lit up with purple (? ) lights.
Good luck, and you owe us an informative post![/QUOTE]I like your point V. I must say I did find it interesting that the guy asking didn't seem to want to do anything to look for himself. He seemed to want everyone to hand him everything. That bugged me. I was also intrigued by the lack of help offered. But, when I decided to take a look I realized it isn't that hard to look it up. Bottom line for me, it never hurts for people to help each other. However, when someone walks in with their hand out and apparently has no interest in doin a little work themselves then it's hard to get help from me. I agree, he needs to share some helpful info.
[QUOTE=Vieraman]I don't know why people will waste 20 posts not giving someone information, when one post will get you the info, and keep the forum readable, so that mongers can actually get information without spending hours reading through the scalding of those that ask a question.
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A lot of mongers post their experiences in these forums. Those experiences include burning valuable gas money, have suffered cash and dashes, outright theft of other valuables, and close encounters with LE.
For someone to come in and demand freebies without at least reading the forum about these experiences is disrespectful to say the least. If you think that VG and I were scalding J, you've got very low standards. If anything, we were goofing on him. You can tell things have been slow around here.
I very rarely participate in SWs because I've been spoiled. The SWs I knew I met PRIOR to discovering this forum: Lynn, Mary Margaret, Mousey, and Trina. Trina had a body that was designed for sin. All of those women were US1 SWs and would put today's SWs out of business. Unfortunately, LE sent them packing. Most of the SWs today I wouldn't touch with LEO's d**k (for those LEOs that have one).
Just because I don't pop SWs regularly doesn't mean I don't make contributions. Check back over my posting history. See how many times I've called out fake/stolen pics hoping to alert mongers to possible frauds/scams.
Contribute what you can and you can start by RTF and I mean really reading it.
By just RTFF, I saw this post from a Baltimore monger in 2006.
You really do get more than you give.
[QUOTE=Robux]n00bs,
If you don't want to be flamed and want to fit in:
1. RTFF (Read The Fucking Forum). Read back in the forum discussing your areas of interest for 3-6 months. A year is better. This basic research will be pure gold for you.
2. Your first post can be an introduction, but it's much better to come bearing gifts in the form of fresh intel or a good field report.
3. Don't post as the seniors do until you are a senior. Sure, we joke around, but we've also earned the right to do so.
4. Report more and ask less. It's so easy to analyze a n00bs posts with the forum's search function, even if you ask stupid questions in Bumfuck to drive up your post count, we'll know it. As you RTFF, you'll see what qualifies as a stupid n00b question. Be a smart n00b.
5. 0-to-low-post-count n00bs that PM seniors for backchannel intel will earn scorn and possibly a public flogging.
6. Be literate. Spelling is important, as is proper grammar. Paragraph breaks ease readability. If you want to be read, write readably.
7. Be entertaining. Being an asshole is the opposite of being entertaining.
8. Everbody is unique -- just like everyone else. By this I mean that, while it's all ultimately about nook, and it is the oldest profession, and in it's most basic form it's insert-generic-tab-A-into-generic-slot-B, the most successful and popular posters bring that extra special individual something to their writing and field reports. Here, in these hallowed fora, you may find your literary voice in a way that you haven't elsewhere. Part of our local culture is to heartily encourage this. So express yourself!
9. All n00bs are vetted and to a certain extent hazed. If you've done your homework and just read that sentence, you won't get all pissed off when it happens. You may, if you begin to gain some positive credibility, be asked out for a beer or coffee by a senior. With notably rare exceptions, the only path to true acceptance and credibility here is through an initial face to face meeting.
10. Many of us seniors take these boards very seriously and defend them against ass clowns, takers, and LEO.
11. The more you give, the more you get.
12. Figure out who Trashman was and study, study, study.
13. This hobby = playing with fire. If you seriously fuck up you will get yourself hurt or killed, hurt or kill those you've been with and those they've been with, and hurt or kill those you love.
14. Earn our trust.
15. Get yourself tested regularly and anonymously at a free clinic.
Robux[/QUOTE]
Yesterday, approx 11:30am, heading north on US1. Just past Island tile, saw a blonde spinner cutie that looked TGTBT. Just then MPD passed by, heading south.
I had to double back. Heading south, I could see her walking and another monger, in a black king cab, pulled in behind her and u-turned to pick her up. I was pissed: cock blocked again, damnit.
Just as the monger called to her, the MPD officer, on foot, stepped out from the Island Tile enclave. Apparently, MPD had also double backed through the alleyway.
That kingcab monger had to be shittin' bricks, too funny. Of course, in his spot, I would've been brickin' too.
I doubled back again, headed north. King cab was gone and MPD was running our honey's ID. I hope she was clean. I was back in the area later but she wasn't around.
Mal
Been alot of SW activity on Aurora over the last few weeks. Bad news is uncle Leo has been riding them hard, pun intended. I have seen more than a few cars pulled over with more blinking lights around them than is warranted for cruzin a stop sign.
In short, lets be careful out there.
Shake out
While trying to verify some of these new providers in the area I ran across this site.
It seems legit but feel free to judge it yourself.
[url]http://thecoastreviewer.********.com/[/url]
I know LEO is out and about but even old uncle LEO isn't THAT efficient.
Did these SWs move or find a new hang out place? Besides the one I picked up on my last report to this thread I have not seen anything even worth turning my neck for while driving.
I have taken the long ride on US-1 all about and down around the 192 area about 3 or 4 times within the past two weeks. Usually around 10PM and have come back with nothing but an emptier gas tank.
Every now and then I see the same old worn out BSW who is always in that area. Don’t know her name and don’t care to know her name. She is an older thicker BSW.
Anyways, we need to have some sort of recruitment program around here cause we are in desperate need of talent out on the front lines.
Has anyone ever heard of or contemplated organizing a closed community of members where they agree to allow 'sharing' as long as it stayed within the boundaries of that group? Sounds a lot like swingers, except a lot of guys either are single, or would have a hard time getting their wife to agree. I was thinking, I wouldn't mind banging my friend's wife, and if I never heard about it, I guess I would not mind sharing as well, since she's already tried that anyway. This way, I'd have a little more control as well as freedom. I suggested this at church, and got voted down. Gotta go meet another couple for dinner. Maybe a couple of drinks and I will bring it up.
B.
[QUOTE=Primal423]I know LEO is out and about but even old uncle LEO isn't THAT efficient.
Did these SWs move or find a new hang out place? Besides the one I picked up on my last report to this thread I have not seen anything even worth turning my neck for while driving.
I have taken the long ride on US-1 all about and down around the 192 area about 3 or 4 times within the past two weeks. Usually around 10PM and have come back with nothing but an emptier gas tank.
Every now and then I see the same old worn out BSW who is always in that area. Don’t know her name and don’t care to know her name. She is an older thicker BSW.
Anyways, we need to have some sort of recruitment program around here cause we are in desperate need of talent out on the front lines.[/QUOTE]
Pickin's are real slim and LEO is out to get the crumbs. Four were just popped. One of them might be the BSW you mentioned, I don't know.
The first one in the article I linked to, Kim G., may be the only one worth doing.
Mal
[url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200990624054[/url]
[QUOTE=Sillyolman]I like your point V. I must say I did find it interesting that the guy asking didn't seem to want to do anything to look for himself. He seemed to want everyone to hand him everything. That bugged me. I was also intrigued by the lack of help offered. But, when I decided to take a look I realized it isn't that hard to look it up. Bottom line for me, it never hurts for people to help each other. However, when someone walks in with their hand out and apparently has no interest in doin a little work themselves then it's hard to get help from me. I agree, he needs to share some helpful info.[/QUOTE]You guys are a trip. I looked thru your slow and uneventful forum, and finding a sw or amp in your town, is like finding a needle in a haystack. Especially with all the abbreviations like pmc and such. Im not from here and dont know what the hell pmc is or if the 6 month old post it was used in is even reliable anymore.
Thanks to all who are not complete asswipes and had something useful to say. I appreciate the help Vieraman and the others that actually helped. I hope you are in my town one day so I can return the favor. Malabar and sillyolman, are just dicks and think they posses some great ***** knowledge. Its pussy fellas, if your getting any and you still act the way you do then you need some other medicine.
Anyway, I found palm tree and went in for a visit. I was pretty disappionted. It was actually a pretty decent massage but the lady was at least mid forties and nothing special to look at. She grabbed my hand and pulled her pants to the side but I didnt want to touch that bush so I rubbed the tits, busted and left. I will be back in town soon and try tokyo next, maybe try to get in on the sw action even though there does not appear to be very much.
[QUOTE=Jay357]You guys are a trip. I looked thru your slow and uneventful forum, and finding a sw or amp in your town, is like finding a needle in a haystack. Especially with all the abbreviations like pmc and such. Im not from here and dont know what the hell pmc is or if the 6 month old post it was used in is even reliable anymore.[/QUOTE]Pmc is Paradise Men's Club. It's been in business for many years and is essentially a brothel. You go in, pick a girl, and then fuck her. They have had some really outstanding talent and they have had some real dogs.
I haven't been there in a while (long drive for me), so I can't tell you how things look these days. However, I can tell you it's the first place I'd check out if I were in the area.
JAY357, PMC - Paradise Men's Club (321) 725-0244
3222 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne
If you check it out, and do not like the selection, this is a convenient location, as about 1000 feet west is an AMP (next to the fireworks shop on North side of street). Also a little further west is a strip club called Bare Assets.
[QUOTE=Vieraman]JAY357, PMC - Paradise Men's Club (321) 725-0244
3222 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne
If you check it out, and do not like the selection, this is a convenient location, as about 1000 feet west is an AMP (next to the fireworks shop on North side of street). Also a little further west is a strip club called Bare Assets.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for Paradise but it's hit and miss who is working when though. Brittany was my favorite but I have not been back in awhile.
Anyone have any info on the AMP mentioned in the report any different from Palm Tree or Tokyo ?