Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Uncivil;5692447]I drew Eva. She seemed to be the only person in the shop besides myself. She didn't close or lock any door, which made me very uncomfortable.

I don't feel like going blow by blow in this review, because I had a horrible time and was personally insulted at least twice. I didn't think anything could be much worse than the last time I tried this place, but Eva proved me wrong. I'm never going back. A shame because it's less than a mile from my house.

I have never thought this about any place in my 28 years of hobbying, but I hope the cops shut this place down. Let the cops have this dump and give us Tui Na back. I have many, many, many fond memories of Tui Na.

Side note: I don't think any provider should be using the name Eva or Michelle. Just as elite hall of fame athletes have their jersey numbers retired, I think elite AMP workers should have their American fake names retired. The Eva / Michelle from Sun / AA fame will never be topped, and probably will never be equaled. She deserves both names retired. I really miss her. When she was around, there was no need to go to anyone else.[/QUOTE]How are these locations connected, because JoJo on Houghton was quite fun (minus the toothy BJ).

[QUOTE=Unfmunkee;5692605]How are these locations connected, because JoJo on Houghton was quite fun (minus the toothy BJ).[/QUOTE]The owner made z3 stores starting in Houghton; then on First Ave and then on Silverbell. He opens them and tries to sell off (sell "down river") for a profit. What is the story on the "toothy" one on Houghton?? Does she gum your pecker? Or just show a bad smile?

[QUOTE=DesertSailor;5692751]The owner made z3 stores starting in Houghton; then on First Ave and then on Silverbell. He opens them and tries to sell off (sell "down river") for a profit. What is the story on the "toothy" one on Houghton?? Does she gum your pecker? Or just show a bad smile?[/QUOTE]Her teeth are fine, she just uses them too much, imo.

I stopped by Lavender on Wednesday to see my favorite girl Mindy. Big fire in next door store. Lavender still okay but no power or water yet. Homeless guys apparently had a bonfire in the alley that burned out the job placement office next to her. She'll be up and running again soon I hope.

[QUOTE=DesertSailor;5693110]I stopped by Lavender on Wednesday to see my favorite girl Mindy. Big fire in next door store. Lavender still okay but no power or water yet. Homeless guys apparently had a bonfire in the alley that burned out the job placement office next to her. She'll be up and running again soon I hope.[/QUOTE]Wonder if she even knows. She told me she was going to be closed to the 28th to travel to California.

Just taking a moment out of your Holiday to say. "Merry Christmas". HOPE SANTA BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST. And to all you MAMASANS out there. Keep bringing us your Best!

First they said only half hour available today and no 60 min. I said I wanted 4 hands. But got 2 hands from Anna. (I swear that "Mary" was named "Anna" Or "Cici" last time). Both were older and lean and flat chested with eraser nipples. Anna had really smooth soft skin; little patch of pubic hair; and very dark inner labia. She came into room wearing just shirt and panties which I got her to drop immediately. Mary came back in and put on rain coat while I DATY with Anna. I said that having 2 providers was a distraction. So Mary left again. Anna did CBJ and then frontal cowgirl CFS. I had to make her slow down; so I did DATY again and she came twice (felt abdominal contraction. No fake). I blew in the bag but later she teased me again but I could not rise to the occasion again. I would repeat with Anna. A Benjamin for the gratuity. She asked for 1. 4 for BBBJ; then lowered to 1. 2. I said Benny was my limit.

[QUOTE=TucsonMonger;5690679]Curious if you have tried anywhere in the 5 weeks since you last inquired. Seems to me that if you went to AMPs you can probably get what you want. They are generally pretty accommodating with the exception of anal play (on them). Take your phone to translate LOL.[/QUOTE]Didn't even have the chance to ask just started getting a decent massage then the flip and straight to a HJ from mamasan at fuzu.

Stopped by M Spa. Was introduced to Sasa. Don't be drawn in by her cuteness total waste of time.

[QUOTE=Ternymph;5695338]Stopped by M Spa. Was introduced to Sasa. Don't be drawn in by her cuteness total waste of time.[/QUOTE]In general m spa and az spa are overpriced and over promised.

[QUOTE=Uncivil;5692447]I drew Eva. She seemed to be the only person in the shop besides myself. She didn't close or lock any door, which made me very uncomfortable.

I don't feel like going blow by blow in this review, because I had a horrible time and was personally insulted at least twice. I didn't think anything could be much worse than the last time I tried this place, but Eva proved me wrong. I'm never going back. A shame because it's less than a mile from my house.

I have never thought this about any place in my 28 years of hobbying, but I hope the cops shut this place down. Let the cops have this dump and give us Tui Na back. I have many, many, many fond memories of Tui Na.

Side note: I don't think any provider should be using the name Eva or Michelle. Just as elite hall of fame athletes have their jersey numbers retired, I think elite AMP workers should have their American fake names retired. The Eva / Michelle from Sun / AA fame will never be topped, and probably will never be equaled. She deserves both names retired. I really miss her. When she was around, there was no need to go to anyone else.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your awful experience at Six Star, but give it another shot after January 1st. A new girl who has worked there in the past is coming, and her service is fantastic and reliable. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Long time reader first time writer. I visited sky massage on fist and forth Lowell. Drew Sophia, a short but cute girl. She has a nice body and beautiful face. Got the table shower and it as ok light rub with soap and water, then to the massage. She started with little of oil and then got pillow right away. She wanted 200 for the whole service which I decline I was about to take the money and leave. She begged to stay and took less. I am still filling like over paid for services. She just lay there no DTY, No touching there, leak soft and only twice. Way too many rules not good service. This place should be close GPS and not good service.

Will not go back.

Try this again. I have visited a couple of AMPs here in town. Have always had a good time! That being said, it has always been massage first, extras after. I have seen that alot of you seem to get extras first and a relaxing massage after. Do you simply ask for the extra first? I have always went in, undress, lay on table and massage begins. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

[QUOTE=Chdaro05;5696726]Try this again. I have visited a couple of AMPs here in town. Have always had a good time! That being said, it has always been massage first, extras after. I have seen that alot of you seem to get extras first and a relaxing massage after. Do you simply ask for the extra first? I have always went in, undress, lay on table and massage begins. Any advice would be greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]I usually just sit on the table completely naked. Or, if I don't do that, I lay on the table completely naked, no towel, face up. Most of the time they get the hint.

Pro tip: on occasion, I get a little bit of a price break once the masseuse understand that she doesn't have to do the massage part.

[QUOTE=Vippin;5695858]Sorry to hear about your awful experience at Six Star, but give it another shot after January 1st. A new girl who has worked there in the past is coming, and her service is fantastic and reliable. You'll be pleasantly surprised.[/QUOTE]I don't know. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I must be really fucking stupid. I don't want to be really fucking stupid.