Got to love them neighbors!
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Got to love them neighbors!
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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.
I know it's a fight thread but generally speaking guys who are fucking D-Bags on post number 4 aren't gonna get better.
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[QUOTE=CurvyChristina;3692069]Where else can I go to get out a Rant or Rave without fear of family or friends judging, that was rhetorical. So, I walk out to the deck, it started snowing for the 3rd time. The flakes are surprisingly slow to be so large and dense looking. Now you'd think at this time of year, below freezing winds howling through the back yard, cold enough to throw water in the air and watch it turn to ice before it lands. It's really quiet when it snows like this, when I lived in the city areas it would get so quiet, you could hear electric buzzing through the power lines. The privacy here is amazing it's so quiet. No power lines taking over the streets, cutting the trees in half along the way all to put idiots front and center, yelling from a screen right in your living room as if there's a town hall meeting and you're providing seating. So this deck & my service room is solace. I considered myself, likely the only lady on our street with a naughty side. However this night, I thought the Dr. Understated the rise in libido as hormones adjust to the correction in medication I'd needed for nearly two yrs. Yet there I was again, hearing this slashing, like salmon on the run jumping to make the pass, moaning like moose at 4 am in grunt season & murmuring like a 15 yr old boy who just had to get his first motor boating out of his system. Call me nosey or dangerously stupid, your choice, but I'm so intrigued so I investigate. Only a few yards away I see steam, coming up in moon light like a warm lake on a cold night. I see light cutting through the brush and fencing. I go closer still. Now I find myself at 35 yrs old, backed against thick bushes, hunched down slightly with palms against the bushes as if a 007 Girl rounding the ledge of a high rise. Looking into someone's windows. It's definitely not a window, though a peeping tom I'm sure I'd be. I split the bushes quickly to see, because during my thoughts of telling my cell mate Bertha, that I'm in for watching my neighbors have sex out doors, it got quiet. Very quiet. I'm looking, looking, then as if behind me I hear " THERE YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU GOT COLD! YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE?" Just as I raise up to apologize thinking this will not be good in the rumor mill, I hear, " NO BABE I STAYED UNDER THE WATER JUST INCASE IT NEEDED NEW BATTERIES " I ducked back down as he answers, " and that he did!" . ,they touch it as if it's some majestic animal, like it's the last of its kind in captivity trying to prevent extinction. It's a dong! With a base like a plunger! Imagine me eyes! These come with a platform yet he's not mad, he's not upset or jealous, he's as happy to bend her over, stick it to the side, slide it around as she backs and pokes over an over until the perfect spot is reached for her comfort. Her spot of comfort looked so perfect, she leaned over and laid her arms across eachother, laid her head on them like the dip on the side of the tub was a pillow on the bed, he wraps in a robe and zips up the wind breaker to prevent blowing into their little square, sits and smokes while he watches her, with her eyes closed, leaning back on something not of him, enjoy the prolonged, uninterrupted, penetration. I know, I should leave, it's not a moose or wild bear trashing garbage cans in a shed, I found the source of the noise, I should go. Well, I can't, it's now quiet, the ground will crunch, steam seemed to of fallin an coated the snow in front of me. SHIT! Now what! ,. They can't last forever, I'll wait them out, oddly, I'm wasn't very cold. 15 minutes turned into 30, turns into 45 , I'm starting to think SHEESH LADY! Give it a break already I got to get inside, but no! Right when I think I'm home free, right when I think he's done letting her have an unstoppable continuation of strokes! He stands and I'm thinking, he's about to say, okay now baby, that's enough for tonight, instead I look to see he unrobed, he's holding her hair an pulling her back on it harder and faster, she starts telling him she's ready and I'm like holy shit! He straddling this lady (whom I no longer call * the Neighbor's new wife) I cover my mouth an watch as he slides himself inside her without missing a beat! Double PENETRATION WITHOUT a 3rd PARTY! I've seen a lot of pornos in my life but you just can't make this shit up! Something I probably would of stayed to watch the finale but I had the green light while she begged aloud for all of it, to make my dash to the deck. I make it inside and my house is as quiet as when I left. I'm obviously in an odd mental state at this point, I'm even a bit mad, or is it jealous? Do I complain to them like an old grouchy lady, or what was I pissed about? I decided to leave it alone, being a person known for having no filter when talking, my luck I'd attempt to complain and make up something like noise, then quickly end up blurting out that if she kept up the advertising, she'd be single again soon and I'd have a nice hot tub. .
That was Saturday. Smh. What a night. Yeah this weather these days is something else you know. Hehe.[/QUOTE]That is some stream of consciousness there.
[QUOTE=RogerOver;3693305]That is some stream of consciousness there.[/QUOTE]Well thanks for letting me get it out if nothing else, I remembered one time I did use paragraphs, it was removed for using what was called, hard returns. Though I did consider the (hard return) explanation could be an inside joke among usasg guys, like an uninvited entry into the goose hole on a quick pass or something, but I've always got hit by people who hate bad grammar. I'll own that one. Again I'm very sorry and if A2 or anyone wants to remove it or make it right so it's easier to read, it's your forum guys, I'm just a guest. I expect no favors but highly appreciate them. Let's just hope, my bad grammar is easily over looked in person. Xoxoxo. Have a great night everyone. BTW another fit Bracelet thing was left here. Just text if it's yours. Xoxoxo.
[QUOTE=Aries25;3693899]I agree, she is my regular and I see her every week. [highlight]I'm in love with her.[/highlight][/QUOTE]If you're serious, that's a little concerning on many levels. Have a good time but keep some perspective dude. It's all transactional. Add that to the fact that Lacey, like most of these girls, can't even begin to keep track of the bullshit they spew.
Don't want to preach, but I've seen guys start saying things like this and set themselves up for some terrible life decisions. Don't be one of those guys.
[QUOTE=RogerOver;3694415]If you're serious, that's a little concerning on many levels. Have a good time but keep some perspective dude. It's all transactional. Add that to the fact that Lacey, like most of these girls, can't even begin to keep track of the bullshit they spew.
Don't want to preach, but I've seen guys start saying things like this and set themselves up for some terrible life decisions. Don't be one of those guys.[/QUOTE]Doesn't really matter since I am lower middle class these girls can't take advantage of me because, well, there isn't much money to take. I've been in the game for half a decade, I've never had a girl as cool as her, but I understand that she doesn't actually like me.
[QUOTE=Aries25;3696564]Doesn't really matter since I am lower middle class these girls can't take advantage of me because, well, there isn't much money to take. I've been in the game for half a decade, I've never had a girl as cool as her, but I understand that she doesn't actually like me.[/QUOTE]I am the last one to judge on what or why you feel. Having been burnt in the past, it took me a rude awakening to see what most of this is usually meant to be.
It is not about "how much" but "what" they can take.
You do your thing brother.
Peace.
Ob.
[QUOTE=Aries25;3696564]Doesn't really matter since I am lower middle class these girls can't take advantage of me because, well, there isn't much money to take. I've been in the game for half a decade, I've never had a girl as cool as her, but I understand that she doesn't actually like me.[/QUOTE]I can't seem to locate the post right now, but another monger was doing a "good deed" by letting someone stay with him for a bit til she got back on her feet and ended up with a fake domestic violence charge against him, restrained from his own house, damage to his house and tons of legal fees! My advice leave it at a transactional level! The pretty woman movie is just that fictional.
[QUOTE=Twisted69;3697271]I can't seem to locate the post right now, but another monger was doing a "good deed" by letting someone stay with him for a bit til she got back on her feet and ended up with a fake domestic violence charge against him, restrained from his own house, damage to his house and tons of legal fees! My advice leave it at a transactional level! The pretty woman movie is just that fictional.[/QUOTE]I remember that post and was thinking about it when I poked my beak in. Wish I had time to hunt it down. It was a FUCKING jaw dropper and a cautionary tale for anyone.
[QUOTE=Twisted69;3697271]I can't seem to locate the post right now, but another monger was doing a "good deed" by letting someone stay with him for a bit til she got back on her feet and ended up with a fake domestic violence charge against him, restrained from his own house, damage to his house and tons of legal fees! My advice leave it at a transactional level! The pretty woman movie is just that fictional.[/QUOTE]Yep and it doesn't take long amount of time for that to happen. Some states as short of as 24 hours so NEVER move one in.
[QUOTE=Aries25;3696564]Doesn't really matter since I am lower middle class these girls can't take advantage of me because, well, there isn't much money to take. I've been in the game for half a decade, I've never had a girl as cool as her, but I understand that she doesn't actually like me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Observant;3696850]I am the last one to judge on what or why you feel. Having been burnt in the past, it took me a rude awakening to see what most of this is usually meant to be.
It is not about "how much" but "what" they can take.
You do your thing brother.
Peace.
Ob.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Twisted69;3697271]I can't seem to locate the post right now, but another monger was doing a "good deed" by letting someone stay with him for a bit til she got back on her feet and ended up with a fake domestic violence charge against him, restrained from his own house, damage to his house and tons of legal fees! My advice leave it at a transactional level! The pretty woman movie is just that fictional.[/QUOTE]I'm not a robot either, and there's a couple of these girls I've spent enough time with the develop some "affection" for. I just have the benefit of age and experience (I think you said in an ISO you're in your late 20's) to keep me from falling in a hole with these chicks.
Well, that and the fact that I'm a dick. LOL.
Good luck bro.
Strike 1 = Set appt then NCNS.
Strike 2 = Set appt. She said on way. NCNS #2.
She apologizes. Laundry list of excuses.
Strike 3 = Sets makegood appt. Yup. NCNS #3.
She may be good at what she does but she is also just as good at being an irresponsible NCNS girl.
[QUOTE=WanderingAbout;3700323]Strike 1 = Set appt then NCNS.
Strike 2 = Set appt. She said on way. NCNS #2.
She apologizes. Laundry list of excuses.
Strike 3 = Sets makegood appt. Yup. NCNS #3.
She may be good at what she does but she is also just as good at being an irresponsible NCNS girl.[/QUOTE]The poor girl had fine problems, of course.
[QUOTE=BengalMan;3700408]The poor girl had fone problems, of course.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that.
I remember everybody that I have met. And Wily Loman is a favorite.