Massage Parlor Reports

See this one all the time while driving by. Not sure if there is a review on this one. I also saw their ad on BP. I decided to TOFTT. Was greeted by an older Viet (Late 40's) Door charge was .45 for full hr. I wanted a decent massage as well as maybe HJ. In walked Mimi. Decent body, face looked funny, and about 45. I figured that since she was older, she might have more experience so I gave her a try. MASSAGE TOTALLY SUCKED! Too much oil, not enough pressure no technique and her hands were moving way too fast (I like a heavy hand.) Communication really lacking since I swear she only knew the work bby in english. This girl was FOB for sure. Managed to do sign language finally got that she was here in US for 10 years, at spa for 3 weeks.

She was nice enough, friendly, smiled alot and didn't mind me looking at her be / see cups. She was about 5' tall. 120lbs. She walked on my back which was the best part because it was the perfect pressure. On the flip, same massage I was almost thinking I wasn't going to get one bit of massage out of the deal. She started the tease and I put my hand on the small of her back and asked her if it was ok. She said yes. She tentatively got close to junior and I smiled and told her that she could do "more." She grabbed the "oil" and went to work. The HJ was actually pretty good (knew her way around the boys) and free roam under bra, no complaints, no negotiations. Almost like she wanted to, which was good. I didn't try touching her anywhere else but got the feeling she would have allowed it. Took me 5 minutes to finish. She cleaned me up went and got my thimble of water and came back. I tipped her the standard. 40 for the HJ.

Overall I got the impression that she is very new to the US scene and knew absolutely nothing about massage. BUT she did know how to handle the boys. I recommend the hh (right now is $35) I may repeat but with a different provider. As I was walking out I saw a 30+ waif I would hope to get.

On another note, the "boss" makes them wear the white lab coats in the room as a "legit" look, (Which I asked her to take off, she complied.)

Happy hunting,

Loquacious

[QUOTE=Joh; 1733473]Been reading reports about the new management / staff at this once dive of a parlor, so I decided to give it a try.

Walked in and was greeted by V*vi*and. Sign clearly said. 5 for 30 min, but she took. 4. Was led to a small, over-decorated but comfortable room and started to get ready. V came in before I had completely disrobed, but didn't leave as some will do. I appreciated. By that.[/QUOTE]Been to this place on a couple of occations. First time I went I just wanted to check it out wasn't expecting more than a HJ. Paid 45 at door girl took me to the room and I had to wait a little while. It was worth the wait. Viet girl comes in looks like she's in her late 30s thin huge rack. She cane in half naked already. Lab coat was on by 1 buttton and her bolt-ons were out only covered by her black lace bra. I was like damn. This place isn't playing. As she walking over to me she asks what I want. She stands between my legs pushed up on me. I ask her what's on the table? She say everything. As she's already stroking my junk. I told her I was down for that. She says 1. 5. I told 1. She's says I'm too big for 1. I tell her I already paid the entrance fee. She says OK and immediately begins to suck me off does the whole condom trick with her mouth and I hit it from different positions. Busted a nut and I was out. Didn't even get a massage. Second time was not so great. I had a philapino. She was cute had to talk her down from her high horse and ended with a 69 for .6.

[QUOTE=Cleek;1734276]I wrote 2 reviews on an MP map site; one positive and one negative. They never got posted up to the site. Apparently, they don't want actual client reviews.[/QUOTE]The only one I am on is maps. I have posted about 10 reviews. If you a member, it will post from right away to an hour. Some our BS, but thats usually a guy posting a phony review.

[QUOTE=Cleek;1734276]I wrote 2 reviews on an MP map site; one positive and one negative. They never got posted up to the site. Apparently, they don't want actual client reviews.[/QUOTE]Try again, because when I first tried to post on there, I took too long to write. By the time I hit "enter" my account was logged off, and the website didn't receive my review.

Weekend jaunt: I was out driving around this Saturday, as I was looking for an ammo store that looks like a log cabin, I ended up on the wrong street (Bolsa) and I ducked into a newer looking Day Spa place near Beach. This place had its own little parking lot (good) and a brightly lit reception area. Apparently I stopped by too early because the staff had not arrived yet or was not ready. But I did speak to a very very busty Vn MILF who was really just busting out of her top. I mean her cans were just Huge. I made a mental note to go back there for her. Gigantic milk juggs are hard to forget. Later I took local to the casino, and on the way on the 6300 block of Lincoln 1/5 block west of Valley View there are 2 new places. An Acupuncture place and Bonzai Healing Spa. I will tofft & try those spots very soon, but I'm wondering if anybody has any intel on those new places.

[QUOTE=Preverted;1732265]Yep. I had the same experience recently. Please share with me by PM if you discover anything. Thanks![/QUOTE]Huh. I know who you are talking about. I know a couple ways to get a hold of her. Next time I try I will let you know if I learn anything. Might be a while though- I have been tied up with my regulars.

[QUOTE=Bronsonator;1735832]Huh. I know who you are talking about. I know a couple ways to get a hold of her. Next time I try I will let you know if I learn anything. Might be a while though- I have been tied up with my regulars.[/QUOTE]I had only one way, and that cell phone is disconnected, so thanks!

It's harder finding places that offer this type of service and some places are not really into it. Mint Spa used to do it in LF but I found this one on Triton / Lake Forest. Got a nice service in the room witj M*m* and then another round in the table shower but I am one shot man.

Typical AMP setup with over the hills MILF but a nice and clean place. Stay safe and PM for some intel and trades if you got any.

City

[QUOTE=Vancer; 1719056]I am a massage parlor virgin. So tempted to go to one or more massage parlor but scared of two things:

1. Police officers suddenly caught in and in the worst case, you ended up in the jail. Is there anyone having experience on how to answer and how to act like you are innocent?

2. Scared of HIV / AIDS. Even CBJ would get you something that you don't want.

Huntington Beach, Fountain Valley and Costa Mesa have been doing something lately. Whether you go to one of these places on weekdays, weekends, morning or at night. Does not matter, they could break in any time.

Anybody has a clue on what I am saying. Please answer this virgin and give me some feedback.[/QUOTE]1. Study the threads and see which places will give you a high chance of success. LE (Police officers) are much more likely to bust places that are known for FS (Full service) to just stick to places that do HE (Happy endings) for now. Get comfortable with the situation. Being nervous and acting weird will guarantee that you leave with "pent-up" frustrations. Don't verbally say anything about nothing. If you have to mention what you want, be as vague as possible. Using hand motions is best. If you guide their hand towards your happy stick, you'll know if they're ready to do the trick.

If the LE ever do a bust, get your underwear on ASAP (if you brought it). Make sure you're lying FACE DOWN. Then have a valid reason for being in the area and that you just stopped by to relax.

2. If you're scared, the best thing to do would be to get a long-term gf or just stick to HEs. I wish we didn't have to be afraid. AMPs should be legal. Consenting adults doing what they want to do. If AMPs were legal, it would be much easier to get testing done and things would be a lot safer for everyone.

Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1735754]But I did speak to a very very busty Vn MILF who was really just busting out of her top. I mean her cans were just Huge. I made a mental note to go back there for her. Gigantic milk juggs are hard to forget.[/QUOTE]Do you remember if her name was Lynn?

Lynn used to work a couple of doors east, next to the dentist. Then she left and had her own place on 17th and the 55. I've lost touch with her since she closed that place.

If this isn't her, does anyone have any intel on her?

Thanks, Bushman.

Finally had a chance to try this place. I been wanting to go for a while and last Friday was my opportunity. I got Kelly, a petite tan little chick. She was dressed casually, and she had a cute smile and a very nice chin & jaw. Very smooth, no turkeyneck indicates youth. Good. I was really into her face and smile, I could just stare at her and j / o. Good thing she was friendly. I opted for the lotion massage. I got no real resistance from feeling her up, however I did not get into the front of her jeans. There was good boob access as I asked her to remove her top and bra. She looks about 20 with a tight little body & nice skin. She let me touch the tip of my tongue on her nipples. She was ticklish but likes to have fun. I would see her again if I can get enough cash together for a full session. This place had other hot girls waiting in the wings as well. There was a cute, slightly plump young thing with a black dress. Lots of hotties to fantasize about until the next visit.

Still having fun in HB even after the raids, can't really go into much detail, but the provider that I am seeing is wonderful. She used to work at another AMP and while I got extras with her there, it's nothing compared to what I am getting now. Like I said can't go into much detail especially on the public forum.

Asian Lover

I have a friend from Hawaii coming to town and he's interested in hostess bar / salon room where the women drink with you and your hand can do some minor actions. I know only of massage places near little Saigon / Garden Grove for full service but not what he wants to start with. Any info would be appreciated.

TIA

[QUOTE=Horny OC; 1737573]I have a friend from Hawaii coming to town and he's interested in hostess bar / salon room where the women drink with you and your hand can do some minor actions. I know only of massage places near little Saigon / Garden Grove for full service but not what he wants to start with. Any info would be appreciated.

TIA[/QUOTE]I don't know of any good ones in the OC.

But, Gardena has some good ones.

Such as;

[url]http://www.yelp.com/biz/gaku-gardena#query:Japanese[/url]

%20%22Hostess%20Bar%22

[QUOTE=Horny OC; 1737573]I have a friend from Hawaii coming to town and he's interested in hostess bar / salon room where the women drink with you and your hand can do some minor actions. I know only of massage places near little Saigon / Garden Grove for full service but not what he wants to start with. Any info would be appreciated.

TIA[/QUOTE]It's been a long time, but Garden Grove has hostess bars. Look for non descript bars generally in Korean with no English sign.

[QUOTE=Bushman426; 1737763]I don't know of any good ones in the OC.

But, Gardena has some good ones.

Such as;

[url]http://www.yelp.com/biz/gaku-gardena#query:Japanese[/url]

%20%22Hostess%20Bar%22[/QUOTE]Thanks. Also any MP / AMP with Korean providers? 1st & Copper, Lampson are Viets and Latinas.