Just a little clarifying info
I know you're being sarcastic and that guy is an idiot, but I just want to point out to everyone that:
1. HIV isn't detectable by typical tests until at least 4-6 weeks after exposure, unless you're paying out the ass for a PCR test and that's 2-4 weeks.
2. Most bacterial STIs aren't detectable for several days after exposure and both gonorrhea and Chlamydia only present with symptoms about half the time.
3. Most men will never know they had HPV (common cause of warts, throat and cervical cancer) and condoms are only partially protective against it. The FDA has approved the use of the Gardisil vaccine in men and women up to age 45. If you have a spouse to protect and pro-vax, go get it! My insurance covered it. You've probably already had the shot if you were born in America after the late 90's.
4. Herpes can be spread even when there are no apparent symptoms. Condoms are only partially effective against it.
[QUOTE=PeterJohnson;5749942]Yes, I went straight from her hotel and got full STD tests. Would you like to me email them to you, so you can sleep better at night? I can send you my bank account statement too, so you can be sure I'm being fiscally responsible. Moron.[/QUOTE]