Wow what a rush (and not in a good way)
The title says it all. I should have included spoiler alert. Stopped in to Sky today and there was only the one provider. So I paid the house and got undressed and waited patiently. I go there because of the table shower, there is just something about a young-ish lady washing the frank and beans that makes it nice for me. She finally finished with the previous monger and I am still waiting. I remember looking at the little speaker they have in the room and while the time is incorrect I am able to math LOL. It was at 814 when this all started. Bing Bong Player 2 enters the building. She rooms him and comes to take me for my table shower, all 2. 5 minutes of it. I mean she spent more time squeegeeing the floor after she was done. I waddled my fat ass to the room and dried myself off and laid face down. She comes in and immediately says turn over. No rub no well anything. I roll over and the auctioneer in her starts up. She asks what I want I ask for FS and she says $$. I counter with $. 2 she sticks firm. Then says mouth hugs for $. 5 and I politely decline. I didn't even get a massage out of this deal and to make it worse I was getting dressed at 827 according to the little speaker. I used to enjoy Sky but I think I am going to try somewhere else where I won't feel like I am being whipped like a Belmont Stakes pony. As always YMMV and maybe it was just me.