Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AvereageQ;6051500]I've been asked if I want 4 hands there but I haven't taken them up on it so I don't what kind of session that is.

I haven't been let down yet visiting there. I've passed on new girls because of looks, but I was always able to see Sophia / Angela or Cathy if I passed on the new one. I saw Yumi today, initially asked for Angela but she was with someone else. I didn't realize that and interrupted their session. My bad. I told Angela sorry I didn't know she was busy and she suggested I try the new girl Yumi so I went with it. Look wise, she wasn't my cup of tea but she was really nice and had slim nice body. Had some surgical scars but it wasn't an issue for me. I went for the hour and gave my usual donation. Massage was light mixed with some hard. I generally prefer just hard if I'm there for an actual massage, but this mix was nice. On the flip she asked if I wanted to get straight to the action, which I did. She had a tight box. She accommodated most of my position requests and got into it. I've had a busy hobby week so I was lasting a while but managed to get a pop within the hour session. After the pop she said next time we should do less massage to have more time for the fun. I was in agreement.[/QUOTE]It is worth it at least once in your lifetime. Avoid one session and use your savings. If you know a place they sometimes give you a bit of a price break.

I drove by that massage parlor by Riverside Casino in the late evening, but also happened to drive by there midday last weekend. Funny how much less scary it feels in that parking lot, in broad daylight, compared to the dark evenings. I'm just reluctant to try, because it sounds like hot young girls, who charge high prices, and try to send you out in 20 minutes. Sounds like for the price of a Highway 99 AMP rate, these Tukwila girls give you a quickie for 200 bucks. Rip off.

[QUOTE=SonicDevotee;6049704]The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.[/QUOTE]Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;6052418]Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.[/QUOTE]While I don't pay outrageously expensive prices, I don't go in with a bargain basement attitude at the places I frequent either. The providers and I both end up feeling as though we got a good deal.

[QUOTE=SonicDevotee;6049704]The problem with that is 1) most mongers want to / only pay standard rates. And 2) for those few mongers who do pay more, it inflates the market for the majority of the mongers.

Example: let's say a particular model of a car has been selling for $43,000 (most folks are paying that). Are you really going to pay $45,000 for that same car? Seems like bad economics. Remember, cost savings add up, and I'd rather have such savings in my pocket.[/QUOTE]You're missing the other factors. You and I aren't shopping for the same car; you're looking at $25 K Kias, I'm looking at $90 K Audis and Porsches. But when it is the same model, we're not even looking for the same thing. You want a cheap ride, I want prompt reliable delivery of the promised goods. You're price-shopping, I'll never notice that $2000 (for a car) difference, nor that $200 (for service) difference. But I will notice, and hate, a two hour delay or no show.

Your economics maximize the release-per-dollar. Mine maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour. Both are solid economics, just different goals and different constraints.

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People get sick, then they overwhelmingly get better, some of them die, it's sad but it's life. If you feel the risk is too much for you then stay home but fucking A enough with the constant fucking fear mongering.

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From the looks of it, it's become a debate in handjob economics.

More reviews, less fuss, please.

Some recent (month) activity:

Aroma Valley. Saw Cici again, only had time and money for HJ, just wanted to see her. It was super lackluster, not her usual playfulness. Admittedly it was late (after 10 pm). I also couldn't stand her breath. Typical garlic. It seemed like the other girls there were just wait staff, ushering her from one room to the next while they handled the money.

Lomi. Sunny is a real treasure, and I intend to visit more often. Absolute best session I've had in a long time. Knows oral quite well, and is a wild ride. Cute milf, fit as well. Nice floral belly tattoo. I guess she's about 40, but most of you would guess early 30s. B cups. CBJ (dental dam), CFS. Gave me a solid hour. Also one of the best massages I've had in a long time. Knows how to walk the back, is thorough.

Vita (Lynnwwod) - saw Cici. Absolute worst time imaginable. The other girl who greeted me was hot, had D-cups, pretty. But I was told by someone to check out Cici, wish I never did. She had to wake up (6 pm on a Saturday) and turn a light on for me to come in. Wha? She interrogated me about who referred me, and dumped half a bottle of oil on my crotch for an overpriced naked handy. Not pretty. Older. Has super-long weird nipples she doesn't want you to play with. Clock-watched. Super-don't recommend. I didn't even tell you half of the misery she put me through. She's done. Avoid avoid avoid Cici. But the younger girl looked fun.

Emily Spa (Edmonds) - saw Yuyu. Quite lovely, sexy woman, overall good service, massage and finish. FS was great, full hour. I recommend.

So, I can't believe Emily Spa and Lomi made it to my list, but both were quite good. Lomi is poised to become a good one, guys. New girls. For real.

[QUOTE=Rousse;6055291]You're missing the other factors. You and I aren't shopping for the same car; you're looking at $25 K Kias, I'm looking at $90 K Audis and Porsches. But when it is the same model, we're not even looking for the same thing. You want a cheap ride, I want prompt reliable delivery of the promised goods. You're price-shopping, I'll never notice that $2000 (for a car) difference, nor that $200 (for service) difference. But I will notice, and hate, a two hour delay or no show.

Your economics maximize the release-per-dollar. Mine maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour. Both are solid economics, just different goals and different constraints.[/QUOTE]My automobile example, yes, was for the same car. But in the hobbying world, there are numerous examples of either 1) women that are basically the same in terms of looks, service, etc, but some hobbyists over tip the gal, or 2) the same woman gets different tips from different mongers. That was the point of my example.

Yes, there are some women who deserve a "more than normal" tip, but there are not many of them. I have visited numerous women who "maximize net-stress-relief-per-income-hour", but don't require (nor necessarily deserve) a larger than normal tip. I'm happy with that, and especially when I can keep the extra $$ in my pocket.

Even prices for your $90 K Audis and Porches can be negotiated lower. It just depends how diligent one is. If one does not want to make the effort to pay less, it's their loss, not mine.

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;6052418]Really not how the world works. This idea that a few guys "drive up rates" is utter bullshit if you're talking about bottom feeding a Happy from an AMP girl you're maybe going to see once.

But. I don't get the same car as the other guy. I go to a few places regularly, the mama-san knows me and I am invariably clean, polite and generous. This opens doors that are not available for the guy whining about $20. This extends everywhere. Funny how people react to being treated well vs. Being treated as a commodity.

If you don't understand the difference between how mama-sans treat their generous regulars vs. The cheap. I have neither the time nor crayons to explain it to you.[/QUOTE]First off, it's not a matter of being cheap, nor whining (which is not what I am doing). It's an example of wise economics, and wanting to not over pay.

Secondly, my automobile example is for the same car, and it applies whether it is a Kia, Toyota RAV 4, BMW or Audi. If you don't want to make the effort to save some $$, that's your problem, not mine. I'll happily keep the money in my pocket.

Third, most of my AMP visits are to places where there is no mamasan, and the woman works by herself. They provide me with excellent service, I always get the full hour, and I am completely satisfied. For one of the women, I am actually underpaying the normal tip for the services I receive, but she never complains. For the other gal, I just pay the standard tip for the services I receive, and again no complaints.

It's obvious you do not understand that, and thus I am not going to try and explain it to you, even trying to explain it to a 6 year old (line said by Denzel Washington in "Philadelphia": Explain it to me like I'm a 6 year old). And I don't need crayons. It is common sense, although that's debatable here.

[QUOTE=KnoxNenters;6055735]From the looks of it, it's become a debate in handjob economics.

More reviews, less fuss, please.

Some recent (month) activity:

Aroma Valley. Saw Cici again, only had time and money for HJ, just wanted to see her. It was super lackluster, not her usual playfulness. Admittedly it was late (after 10 pm). I also couldn't stand her breath. Typical garlic. It seemed like the other girls there were just wait staff, ushering her from one room to the next while they handled the money.

Lomi. Sunny is a real treasure, and I intend to visit more often. Absolute best session I've had in a long time. Knows oral quite well, and is a wild ride. Cute milf, fit as well. Nice floral belly tattoo. I guess she's about 40, but most of you would guess early 30s. B cups. CBJ (dental dam), CFS. Gave me a solid hour. Also one of the best massages I've had in a long time. Knows how to walk the back, is thorough.

Vita (Lynnwwod) - saw Cici. Absolute worst time imaginable. The other girl who greeted me was hot, had D-cups, pretty. But I was told by someone to check out Cici, wish I never did. She had to wake up (6 pm on a Saturday) and turn a light on for me to come in. Wha? She interrogated me about who referred me, and dumped half a bottle of oil on my crotch for an overpriced naked handy. Not pretty. Older. Has super-long weird nipples she doesn't want you to play with. Clock-watched. Super-don't recommend. I didn't even tell you half of the misery she put me through. She's done. Avoid avoid avoid Cici. But the younger girl looked fun.

Emily Spa (Edmonds) - saw Yuyu. Quite lovely, sexy woman, overall good service, massage and finish. FS was great, full hour. I recommend.

So, I can't believe Emily Spa and Lomi made it to my list, but both were quite good. Lomi is poised to become a good one, guys. New girls. For real.[/QUOTE]Were you able to get away with paying less than 200 for FS? I seem to see its about 200 for it on the boards.

They don't get shit from the house fee and many of there mamasan deduct their food and "board" from.

Their pay. It's rather amazing sometimes how much the menu opens up for an additional 20 bucks.

For me, +20-40 has been huge for the benefits I enjoy from the gals I like. Sorry, not sorry.

[QUOTE=MassagedGuy;6056467]Were you able to get away with paying less than 200 for FS? I seem to see its about 200 for it on the boards.[/QUOTE]For FS. No across the board. But not more than that amount, including house.

[QUOTE=HoneStone;6056216]First off, it's not a matter of being cheap, nor whining (which is not what I am doing). It's an example of wise economics, and wanting to not over pay.

Secondly, my automobile example is for the same car, and it applies whether it is a Kia, Toyota RAV 4, BMW or Audi. If you don't want to make the effort to save some $$, that's your problem, not mine. I'll happily keep the money in my pocket.

Third, most of my AMP visits are to places where there is no mamasan, and the woman works by herself. They provide me with excellent service, I always get the full hour, and I am completely satisfied. For one of the women, I am actually underpaying the normal tip for the services I receive, but she never complains. For the other gal, I just pay the standard tip for the services I receive, and again no complaints.

It's obvious you do not understand that, and thus I am not going to try and explain it to you, even trying to explain it to a 6 year old (line said by Denzel Washington in "Philadelphia": Explain it to me like I'm a 6 year old). And I don't need crayons. It is common sense, although that's debatable here.[/QUOTE]Either you agree with Hone Stone or you're wrong. LMAO, classic Hone Stone.

[QUOTE=Camhole;6057058]Either you agree with Hone Stone or you're wrong. LMAO, classic Hone Stone.[/QUOTE]Pay Ling her money!

You really aren't grasping the most basic concept in economics.

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And you aren't grasping the basics of this review board. We talk about hookers here, not other mongers.

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