Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SchlippsBeer;5602093]I recently saw Judy at OD Wellness after reading some past posts. I liked what I saw when I arrived and the massage was amazing. But as I was thinking to myself that the massage was going for a while with no extras, she brought out some oil and moved my hand so I could do my own L1. WTF. I did not show up to do something I could do at home. I was expecting L2 when I came, but left with my boys feeling blue. I don't know if this was because I was a first-timer (she kept insisting I visit again) or because I'm AA. I'm not new to this hobby (long-time lurker, first time poster), but this a new experience for me. Can someone enlighten me on what went wrong?[/QUOTE]The problem is you guys all rushed at her. Every time a new report about something great appears, all the mongers rush to see that person and burn them out in less than a week. Especially the lurkers. They see a new report and bum rush to see the person but never report back. She was slammed all last week but we only see one new report. And that report was just to complain about her. Judy said that she usually have 3-4 person a day. Last week all the hours. And so she is overwhelmed by so many people. And also she is cautious of new people. Remember this is the massage section not the escorts. If you just want a BBBJ and FS then you are in the wrong section of the forum. With most reports here we had to build up a rapport with the MT. And for most first timers it is HJ but sometimes it is ss.

And usually Judy takes her time with me. But last week when I went to see her. She shorted me on time and rushed a bit because she had three people after me. And she looks exhausted.

[QUOTE=GoTSnow78;5600897]I can vouch for Ping, I went there not too long ago. Seemed to only be the one lady at the time I went. Not super young but still attractive and started with a nice table shower with some teasing and led into a pretty decent massage with teasing and a good L1 on the flip which is all I really asked for. Tipped 40. Was happy overall, nothing mind blowing but still a good experience.[/QUOTE]Thanks Ping was next on my list ill report back when I go I'm heading down to Peoria for a few days and I have a spot down there that has always been good to me so spending my money there first.

[QUOTE=DrewBrees;5590493]I believe she is retiring.[/QUOTE]This greatly distressed me so I sent Lisa a text. I asked about retirement rumor but all she replied was that she would see me next week when I plan to be in Chicago. She said text me the day before, which is what I always do.

[QUOTE=Jamesn;5605274]Well, the "one of the former girls" quit Masaj way before their recent closing.

I'm more interesting in reconnecting with (at least one of) those who had worked more recently. Don't think there is even a slim chance, tho.[/QUOTE]At least a couple of them had education in the field so they have to be somewhere but yeah good luck finding them.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;5604311]I was there today. It was a long drive but I wanted try something in the city. I was there, parked and my car and called in to ask for Aida. She said Aida no work here anymore or something like that. I think she is done with this place. Its a quite neighborhood and it would have not lasted long anyways.

It was raining so bad and I decided to drive down to moon. I was given Apple and she did some massage and L1 with no roaming. 45 for 30 mins and 40 for L1 and out the door She is early 40's and fit body. She was very chatty though. Interesting, the stories she was sharing about life in Chinatown and China not allowing any Chinese to come back. I hope there are more from China coming here.

Its pathetic situation with monger to masseuse ratio. It used to be good in past with each region having some talent so we don't have to drive around. It changed and will need some serious talent inflow. Good luck to all.[/QUOTE]I can confirm that Aida is working there right now. She was not there on Sunday when you went- she called off from what I was told when I went today and talked to the mamasan. She was there because I seen her. I stuck with Linda and had my usual Russian with BJ.

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5605346]The problem is you guys all rushed at her. Every time a new report about something great appears, all the mongers rush to see that person and burn them out in less than a week. Especially the lurkers. They see a new report and bum rush to see the person but never report back. She was slammed all last week but we only see one new report. And that report was just to complain about her. Judy said that she usually have 3-4 person a day. Last week all the hours. And so she is overwhelmed by so many people. And also she is cautious of new people. Remember this is the massage section not the escorts. If you just want a BBBJ and FS then you are in the wrong section of the forum. With most reports here we had to build up a rapport with the MT. And for most first timers it is HJ but sometimes it is ss.

And usually Judy takes her time with me. But last week when I went to see her. She shorted me on time and rushed a bit because she had three people after me. And she looks exhausted.[/QUOTE]I agree I saw her last week texted her before hand and she asked me to stop by earlier than usual. And we caught up and she mentioned how busy she's been the last two weeks. She even made a joke about one guy just wanting no massage just rim. "A lot of new faces" she's said too busy need break LOL. She's not 21 or 24 years old guys she's older. I've been seeing her for a while and some guys just wanted it all the first try. Which is fine but you also have to see it tru her prospective.

[QUOTE=CumShooter6969;5605689]I agree I saw her last week texted her before hand and she asked me to stop by earlier than usual. And we caught up and she mentioned how busy she's been the last two weeks. She even made a joke about one guy just wanting no massage just rim. "A lot of new faces" she's said too busy need break LOL. She's not 21 or 24 years old guys she's older. I've been seeing her for a while and some guys just wanted it all the first try. Which is fine but you also have to see it tru her prospective.[/QUOTE]I think she turned 63.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5605809]I think she turned 63.[/QUOTE]63? Good Lord!

[QUOTE=Walker333;5605809]I think she turned 63.[/QUOTE]Eww WTF. This is why I never take reviews here seriously. "Great girl. Beautiful girl" then you show up to a grandma. I bet people have reviewed her on other sites as being in her 40's. Fuck me, NYC has endless 20 year old pussy and here people are fucking 63 year olds.

[QUOTE=JustWow;5603763]This person looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/239315[/URL]

Anyone have an experience? After some initial communication, my TGTBT sense is growing.

I'm usually in Champaign and would be more than happy swap reports.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]She looks hot, but others will know best if the ad is using some IG model or porn star. I just wanted to point out the line that "we are real and if we are fake, it is free. " First, how is one woman a "we"? Then, if she is fake and using fake images, why would anyone trust that "they" will provide free service?

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5605860]Eww WTF. This is why I never take reviews here seriously. "Great girl. Beautiful girl" then you show up to a grandma. I bet people have reviewed her on other sites as being in her 40's. Fuck me, NYC has endless 20 year old pussy and here people are fucking 63 year olds.[/QUOTE]Her age is conspicuous, but any age discrimination at work places is against the law.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5605809]I think she turned 63.[/QUOTE]63 is the new 25! LOL.

Age means nothing to those horny folks who take No Risk but benefit from the reviews.

The question one should ask. How many have DFK her knowing what her specialty is?

That's what they get from lurking. How about trying places out and you just might find what your looking for. Save up the can money people, LOL.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5606087]63 is the new 25! LOL.

Age means nothing to those horny folks who take No Risk but benefit from the reviews.

The question one should ask. How many have DFK her knowing what her specialty is?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OrdLover;5605346]The problem is you guys all rushed at her. Every time a new report about something great appears, all the mongers rush to see that person and burn them out in less than a week. Especially the lurkers. They see a new report and bum rush to see the person but never report back. She was slammed all last week but we only see one new report. And that report was just to complain about her. Judy said that she usually have 3-4 person a day. Last week all the hours. And so she is overwhelmed by so many people. And also she is cautious of new people. Remember this is the massage section not the escorts. If you just want a BBBJ and FS then you are in the wrong section of the forum. With most reports here we had to build up a rapport with the MT. And for most first timers it is HJ but sometimes it is ss.

And usually Judy takes her time with me. But last week when I went to see her. She shorted me on time and rushed a bit because she had three people after me. And she looks exhausted.[/QUOTE]I hadn't considered that (obviously, I know). That does make a bit more sense. I hadn't come in expecting FS, but my typical experience as a first timer is L1 or just a regular massage w / no HE if the place doesn't offer extras. This was a weird middle hence why I was thrown off. I guess there's just more to learn so thanks for the explanation.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5606056]Her age is conspicuous, but any age discrimination at work places is against the law.[/QUOTE]I have no problem with her being her age and working. There are plenty of 60,70 and 80 year old mongers who might appreciate her company.

My problem is this:

I'm on RM looking at reviews of OD Judy right now. The last 8 to 10 reviews of her are within the last 18 months. All of them have labeled her as being 36-40. This type of thing is extremely common in Chicago reporting habits. Understand that it makes no difference to me if half the Chicago hobbyist population wants to, essentially, gang bang a senior citizen. All I'm asking is that they make an effort to accurately depict her age, and any provider's age, when they review them. That way people like me don't have to immediately walk out of appointments.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607066]I have no problem with her being her age and working. There are plenty of 60,70 and 80 year old mongers who might appreciate her company.

My problem is this:

I'm on RM looking at reviews of OD Judy right now. The last 8 to 10 reviews of her are within the last 18 months. All of them have labeled her as being 36-40. This type of thing is extremely common in Chicago reporting habits. Understand that it makes no difference to me if half the Chicago hobbyist population wants to, essentially, gang bang a senior citizen. All I'm asking is that they make an effort to accurately depict her age, and any provider's age, when they review them. That way people like me don't have to immediately walk out of appointments.[/QUOTE]Pussy, I'm approaching 70 but told I look 40-45 all the time. I've never met Judy. But it doesn't seem as though this is necessarily purposeful misleading reporting. If the girl looks 20-30 years younger than her chronological age then good for her. She certainly wouldn't be the first Asian for sure.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607066]I have no problem with her being her age and working. There are plenty of 60,70 and 80 year old mongers who might appreciate her company.

My problem is this:

I'm on RM looking at reviews of OD Judy right now. The last 8 to 10 reviews of her are within the last 18 months. All of them have labeled her as being 36-40. This type of thing is extremely common in Chicago reporting habits. Understand that it makes no difference to me if half the Chicago hobbyist population wants to, essentially, gang bang a senior citizen. All I'm asking is that they make an effort to accurately depict her age, and any provider's age, when they review them. That way people like me don't have to immediately walk out of appointments.[/QUOTE]This is a very common problem, people are not able to estimate age or do an ID outside of their own race, there have been a number of studies on this.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11694086/

[QUOTE=Amplitude;5607087]Pussy, I'm approaching 70 but told I look 40-45 all the time. I've never met Judy. But it doesn't seem as though this is necessarily purposeful misleading reporting. If the girl looks 20-30 years younger than her chronological age then good for her. She certainly wouldn't be the first Asian for sure.[/QUOTE]Us Asians tend to look younger than our actual age.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5606087]63 is the new 25! LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;5604311]Its pathetic situation with monger to masseuse ratio. It used to be good in past with each region having some talent so we don't have to drive around. It changed and will need some serious talent inflow.[/QUOTE]I agree 100% with these statements. I have found myself, post-lockdown, traveling further and to more places in search of newer, younger talent. And by younger I mean I'd take early 30's as a win. It seems the new norm is a rotation of old talent bouncing around different MPs and MMS texting with "new girl, young, beautiful" only to find a mid-40's (at best) to 50's MT that you can't place where you saw her last.

Obviously, travel restrictions are hurting the flow of new talent and that's why you are finding these NY transplants popping up here and there. The young talent has probably phased them out of the local game and they're looking to cash in on this starved talent pool we have here in Chicago. I gave up on the apt scene a while back but have seriously considered checking it out again. I have a feeing it's not much better though. Maybe it's time to take a break (yeah right!) The hunt continues!!

Three spas that I know of in the suburbs seem to have the same owner as the girls rotate from the one in GlenElynn and Bartlett to the one in Naperville. I've been to all three so it sucks when I went to the one in Naperville and they say "new girl" and the one that walks out is one from Bartlett that I don't like. A lot of the asians look younger that they are so its hard for me to tell how old they are sometimes. The beat goes on, LOL.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5607185]I agree 100% with these statements. I have found myself, post-lockdown, traveling further and to more places in search of newer, younger talent. And by younger I mean I'd take early 30's as a win. It seems the new norm is a rotation of old talent bouncing around different MPs and MMS texting with "new girl, young, beautiful" only to find a mid-40's (at best) to 50's MT that you can't place where you saw her last.

Obviously, travel restrictions are hurting the flow of new talent and that's why you are finding these NY transplants popping up here and there. The young talent has probably phased them out of the local game and they're looking to cash in on this starved talent pool we have here in Chicago. I gave up on the apt scene a while back but have seriously considered checking it out again. I have a feeing it's not much better though. Maybe it's time to take a break (yeah right!) The hunt continues!![/QUOTE]

[URL]https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2021/10/25/22745478/bridgeport-sex-assault-spa-cook-county-criminal-court[/URL]

This certainly isn't good. Hope she's okay. It's guys like this that give us good mongers a bad name.

[QUOTE=Amplitude;5607087]Pussy, I'm approaching 70 but told I look 40-45 all the time. I've never met Judy. But it doesn't seem as though this is necessarily purposeful misleading reporting. If the girl looks 20-30 years younger than her chronological age then good for her. She certainly wouldn't be the first Asian for sure.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the sentiment but there's no way any woman, of any race, hell, of any intergalactic alien race, can fool 20 human idiots into thinking she's 30 years younger without them wanting to be deceived. I get it. They already paid for the session, they laid down on the table, and they went through with it knowing full well this woman was born in the 60's because they didn't want have to get up, make the scene awkward, and walk out and go someplace that doesn't employ AARP members. All I'm asking is that while it's ok for them to continue to deceive themselves to make it palatable, don't deceive the rest of us in the process by writing a bullshit age in the review.

The hands and neck, people. Look at the hands and neck.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607334]I appreciate the sentiment but there's no way any woman, of any race, hell, of any intergalactic alien race, can fool 20 human idiots into thinking she's 30 years younger without them wanting to be deceived. I get it. They already paid for the session, they laid down on the table, and they went through with it knowing full well this woman was born in the 60's because they didn't want have to get up, make the scene awkward, and walk out and go someplace that doesn't employ AARP members. All I'm asking is that while it's ok for them to continue to deceive themselves to make it palatable, don't deceive the rest of us in the process by writing a bullshit age in the review.

The hands and neck, people. Look at the hands and neck.[/QUOTE]One would think that someone going on 700 posts would know to rely on his own shoe leather. SHAME on these false reports steering you wrong!

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607334]I appreciate the sentiment but there's no way any woman, of any race, hell, of any intergalactic alien race, can fool 20 human idiots into thinking she's 30 years younger without them wanting to be deceived. I get it. They already paid for the session, they laid down on the table, and they went through with it knowing full well this woman was born in the 60's because they didn't want have to get up, make the scene awkward, and walk out and go someplace that doesn't employ AARP members. All I'm asking is that while it's ok for them to continue to deceive themselves to make it palatable, don't deceive the rest of us in the process by writing a bullshit age in the review.

The hands and neck, people. Look at the hands and neck.[/QUOTE]Judy looks like a woman in her early or even mid sixties. Moreover, she is short, a bit chubby, and uses a ton of makeup that doesn't make her look younger.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5607416]Judy looks like a woman in her early or even mid sixties. Moreover, she is short, a bit chubby, and uses a ton of makeup that doesn't make her look younger.[/QUOTE]Still gives the best BBBJ you'll ever experience. Go figure.

[QUOTE=Biliator;5607487]Still gives the best BBBJ you'll ever experience. Go figure.[/QUOTE]They tend to give really awesome BBBJ's. FS isn't on their menu anymore. So they improve on their one remaining attribute, BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5607416]Judy looks like a woman in her early or even mid sixties. Moreover, she is short, a bit chubby, and uses a ton of makeup that doesn't make her look younger.[/QUOTE]Yep. Appreciate the honesty. So I'll follow up with one of my own. Naperville Massage on Ogden. Tons of glowing reviews of korean women in their early 30's. So I stopped by after reading a review of Yuki.

Paid the mamasan and asked for Yuki. Out walks a 50 year old frumpy looking lady. I apologized to her and mamasan and said I had to go. Something came up. On the way out, saw the other girl. You guessed it, also 50's. Also frumpy. Mamasan tried a range of bullshit to get me to stay. I kept apologizing and said I have to go. I'll be back. Finally left. Place also reeked of shit and the table cover looked like it hadn't been changed. Nasty.

I don't know if these reviews are fake or if they are legit. But it's to the point now where I won't even take my shoes off unless I get a look.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607529]Yep. Appreciate the honesty. So I'll follow up with one of my own. Naperville Massage on Ogden. Tons of glowing reviews of korean women in their early 30's. So I stopped by after reading a review of Yuki.

Paid the mamasan and asked for Yuki. Out walks a 50 year old frumpy looking lady. I apologized to her and mamasan and said I had to go. Something came up. On the way out, saw the other girl. You guessed it, also 50's. Also frumpy. Mamasan tried a range of bullshit to get me to stay. I kept apologizing and said I have to go. I'll be back. Finally left. Place also reeked of shit and the table cover looked like it hadn't been changed. Nasty.

I don't know if these reviews are fake or if they are legit. But it's to the point now where I won't even take my shoes off unless I get a look.[/QUOTE]If you prioritise cleanness and hygiene, then OD is not the place tovisit. TS smells weird, there is some mold etc.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5607708]If you prioritise cleanness and hygiene, then OD is not the place tovisit. TS smells weird, there is some mold etc.[/QUOTE]I once went into the bathroom there at the start of a visit and there was a substantial dookie left in the toilet. It took all I had to convince myself it was one of you bastards who left this steaming gift and didn't flush. Otherwise I would have had no lead in my pencil for the session.

Took me a while to get over that. Still not sure I am entirely recovered.

BB,

Out.

Reminds me of when everyone was raving about emily the thai at west river spa.

Went there and was greeted by a chubby butterburger well past her prime. Sometimes the hype is not worth it.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;5608075]Reminds me of when everyone was raving about emily the thai at west river spa.

Went there and was greeted by a chubby butterburger well past her prime. Sometimes the hype is not worth it.[/QUOTE]Dark lighting, being horny, and a distorted view of reality are not a good mix!

Hey guys, first time posting in the group here but have been in the hobby for a few years. I want to do my part and share my experiences so far.

Most recently I saw Anna at new hope. She had a decent body on her, FS I believe I paid $. 4, on top of door fee $45 for hh. She got right to the business so no BJ to speak of. I liked her squatting cg skills and the Doggie was great. Felt a bit rushed but overall pretty good experience.

Prior to that I had seen Sol at her place. Apt on the north side. Quite a hike from where I live but ohhh man was she worth it. I had seen a prior post describing her, and it was pretty accurate. Face wise she wasn't much to look at but that ass was insane. One of the nicest fat round asses I've had and some nice thick thighs on her. $. 4 for the hh plus and extra $ for fs

FS. If you're into older MILF Latinas with an ass to die for then I'd recommend.

Before that I had visited why spa and got a cute petite Asian (didn't get her name) maybe mid 30's to early 40's. Only got L1 bc I was kinda short on funds but I think I woulda taken the plunge if her price wasn't so high. I think she wanted over $$ for FS.

I've also had some good (and terrible) experiences in the suburbs but I'll probably post in those threads. For my next adventure I'd like to check out AOL, oki and Pacifico. Can anyone give me an estimate on their rates as well as the talent? Alright you guys be cool and stay safe!

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5607334]All I'm asking is that while it's ok for them to continue to deceive themselves to make it palatable, don't deceive the rest of us in the process by writing a bullshit age in the review.

The hands and neck, people. Look at the hands and neck.[/QUOTE]I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all!

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5608540]I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all![/QUOTE]Even if there was a specific rating system and people were honest, and no fake reviews or shills posted, it still won't matter. Everyone has a different opinion. I have read posts about how hot someone was and when I opened the ad, I almost threw up at how ugly the provider was. Some will say great body, but they are fat as hell etc. Like everyone else, you just have to sift the best you can and try to make an educated guess.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5608540]I am always skeptical of the reviews on RM, particularly when it comes to age, looks, cup size, all of it basically. What I typically will do is look at the reviewer's past reviews and look for any MTs I may have also visited with. If you have a visit in common then you have a good gauge on the reliability of that particular reviewer. If there is no MT review in common, maybe cross reference with a different reviewer who is more reliable. It's a tedious process but you save yourself a drive or disappointment in the long run. And, as always, you can only rely on your own standards.

Side note: Whether it's RM or here, I prefer and wish there was more of a number scale (out of 10), rating system. For example, someone can rate a MT "average" in build / body type. But what does that mean? A 4/10 to 6/10 would constitute average but I would more likely gamble on someone's perceived "6" rather than a "4". Rating rant over, good luck all![/QUOTE]Giving an estimated height, weight and dress size might work better. I have seen guys post pictures of what consider 8's that I would run from. We all have our own types.

Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673[/URL]

[QUOTE=Red6666;5608641]Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673[/URL][/QUOTE]What is the name of this place?

[QUOTE=MfarfuTom;5609081]What is the name of this place?[/QUOTE]So lets make this simple. Click on the link provided. Google search the phone number. BINGO! Now you have the name and address of the spa.

That was so hard to do.

PP.

[QUOTE=Red6666;5608641]Was looking for a good place on the North side. Had been here before and was not impressed. BUT the ad said new girls so I thought I'd try and see. The ad should have said old girls. Went in the back and was greeted by a very mature woman. Asked if she someone else was working. She called out her partner who just as mature. I left without trying the service. Good news is there is parking in the back if you like them old.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/236673[/URL][/QUOTE]We are the granny capital of the US market. Once women like Judy realize there is nearly unlimited demand for her 63 year old snatch, she informs all her fellow pensioners and they descend upon us with promises of arthritic handies and fixadent blowies.

[QUOTE=MfarfuTom;5609081]What is the name of this place?[/QUOTE]Lotus Spa. Don't let people get you down. There is nothing wrong with asking questions.