Alright, I volunteer as tribute
Ring.
Certified HYA yadda yadda.
Looks: 8/10*.
Body: 9/10.
Service: cock addict /10.
I walk in the door for the first time awkward greeting, we both strip for the shower. She does a complete 180 and enjoys me groping her all over from behind while DFK in the shower, but that's about it. No preview, but she's giving hints about wanting to be dicked down ASAP.
When we get to the bedroom, I DATY and finger blast her for a quick O. We proceed to fuck in all sorts of positions while DFK. She did this weird thing where she kept touching my face while kissing LOL. Went to pound town for two hours.
But you might've noticed the asterisk on the looks. This is where shit went sideways and south. She looked a lot like my ex. She's NOT my ex, but holy shit at the right angles she looked a bit too much like her. So I did the obvious thing and served up some pies. Happy holidays.