Massage Parlor Reports

Is this accurate even with the recent LEO activity?

[QUOTE=Ampman44; 1820921]Been away from prov scene quite some time, from way before the big crackdown. Reviewing about a month of posts, this is what I took from it. Please correct me where I am wrong. And you newbs who write "what do I do?" This thread, once vetted, might help.

1. HJ scence is good. NMS and Admiral (Lily's). Sunny best, then coco. 40.

2. FS more complicated. My impression is that One is not as good as it once was, but still good. CH is polpular, but not sure why. FE is good. Do not know about DT. 140.

3. Avoid anything in Cranston or Warren.

4. Please feel free to add or detract. Makes it easier on all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JpcCT;1821624]Is this accurate even with the recent LEO activity?[/QUOTE]Pretty much. DT is getting good reviews too.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Thanks to all the wonderful posts here I decided to take the plunge at FE last Friday. It was late afternoon and I decided to call ahead. I asked for Mika but was told she was on vacation. So I just booked an appointment and took my chances. I know some of you have been with Happi before but this was my first time with her. Great body but her face seemed a little devoid of expression. No matter though because DAMN she knows what she is doing. TS was great and there was a great effort to make one feel very comfortable. It was thorough and I felt like I was being pampered. Massage was actually good, she was good at working out some of the kinks in my back; felt great. The flip was nice too and like I said before, she knows what she is doing. PM for more details. Anywho, I hope this was sufficient as a first post. Feel free to let me know how best to improve my posts in the future.

Well, old one eye wanted to try 754 Branch for a modeling session. Just curious, I guess. I am not going to give many details, just to say that I paid for half hour session that lasted ten minutes tops. Plus the model fee. Better values are out there. Enough said.

I called to make an appointment with Sunny but Mama said she was booked. She says "You try another girl this time okay? I let you choose. They all as good as Sunny." I decide to go anyway and take a chance. I get there and as I am entering I see Sunny walking into one of the rooms. She sees me and gives me a great smile and then a look that said "Why aren't you seeing me?" Mama tells me all the girls are busy now except for Bonnie. (So much for getting to choose.) Mama says "She very good. You try her. She give really good." and she made massaging motions with her hands. Bonnie looks about sixty years old with way too much makeup on. I thought about leaving but decided to stay. It was a bad decision. One of the worst experience I have ever had at a spa. First Bonnie had quite possibly the worst breath I have ever encountered. A combination of burnt onions, fuel oil and dog breath. To make it worse she kept bringing her face close to mine to tell me over and over how good she was and how happy I would be with her."Bonnie is number one." "You like Bonnie?" "Bonnie better than Sunny." "Next time you call you ask for Bonnie okay?" "Bonnie is here now for you." and a few other similar sayings repeated over and over. I am not exaggerating this. She didn't stop throughout the entire hour as if she were one of those old pull string dolls stuck on an endless loop. Several times I told her I preferred her to be quiet as I wanted to relax. She would stop for about a minute and then start again. I lifted my head several times while on the table to shhhh her and used sign language in case she wasn't understanding but she would not stop. TS was pretty lame. Massage was just horrible. She just pressed different parts randomly for about fifteen minutes before drenching me in oil and rubbing it around. She gets a hot towel and cleans about half of it off before going into a tease. Tease started okay and I thought maybe she might salvage the session. Sadly after about fifteen seconds she started focusing on trying to penetrate my back door with her finger. I know some of you guys like this and that's fine but it's not my thing at all so I told her not to do that. She kept trying to do it anyway and I kept telling her not to until I finally reached back and grabbed her hand and said stop. She laughs and says turn over. Junior is totally limp at this point but she starts working on him and manages to get him to life again and I close my eyes and manage to finish somehow. I start getting dressed after a clean up and she grabs me in a hug and asks "You like Bonnie more than Sunny now right?" I don't want to say anything bad to her so I just give her a weak smile. She now says "I love you. You love Bonnie?" and is trying to kiss me. I just want out at this point and I head for the door. Mama asks me if I liked Bonnie and before I can answer Bonnie says "He love Bonnie. He always see Bonnie every time now." Mama looks at me and can tell by my expression I'm not happy. She says something to Bonnie and she shuts up and moves away but is still within earshot. Mama asks me if everything was okay. I shake my head no and give her a thumbs down signal so Bonnie can't see it. Mama tells me to call her next time and she will make it up to me and make sure I get Sunny next time. Well to me that's not making up for anything, that's just giving me what I asked for in the first place and I tell her so. She apologizes and repeats that she will make sure I get Sunny next time. I am sure I will be back as Sunny is awesome but it's going to be difficult to erase the horrible Bonnie visit from my mind.

[QUOTE= I am sure I will be back as Sunny is awesome but it's going to be difficult to erase the horrible Bonnie visit from my mind.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the rite-up. Last time I was there I made an appt for Sunny and Mamsan told me only Bonnie was available. I said I had called for an appt for Sunny ahead of time. She had mixed me p with someone else so I was the right person booked for sunny and got to see her. Thank you for saving me. Curious though does anyone know whatever happened to Bori? Is she still there? Searching the threads the last mention of Bori is around 6/2 or so.

[QUOTE=BowlingBall;1823749]Long time lurker, first time poster. Thanks to all the wonderful posts here I decided to take the plunge at FE last Friday. It was late afternoon and I decided to call ahead. I asked for Mika but was told she was on vacation. So I just booked an appointment and took my chances. I know some of you have been with Happi before but this was my first time with her. Great body but her face seemed a little devoid of expression. No matter though because DAMN she knows what she is doing. TS was great and there was a great effort to make one feel very comfortable. It was thorough and I felt like I was being pampered. Massage was actually good, she was good at working out some of the kinks in my back; felt great. The flip was nice too and like I said before, she knows what she is doing. PM for more details. Anywho, I hope this was sufficient as a first post. Feel free to let me know how best to improve my posts in the future.[/QUOTE]Hi BB,

Not trying to flame you just looking for clarification. You say the you took the plunge at FE yet you mention Mika who is a mama at another spa and you mention Happi who as far as I know also works at another spa. Are you sure that you were at FE and not 1021?

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023; 1824040]Hi BB,

Not trying to flame you just looking for clarification. You say the you took the plunge at FE yet you mention Mika who is a mama at another spa and you mention Happi who as far as I know also works at another spa. Are you sure that you were at FE and not 1021?[/QUOTE]I could absolutely be wrong with many of the names since I'm starting to forget names. Here is what I do know:

-I definitely went to FE.

-The provider I got called herself Happi (or I think she did, her English was tough to understand)

-She was a pro at this.

I'm not sure how often providers float around but these are the facts I'm sure of. Also I'm new at this so I sometimes might mix some things up from time to time.

[QUOTE=One Eye Ruled;1823860]Well, old one eye wanted to try 754 Branch for a modeling session. Just curious, I guess. I am not going to give many details, just to say that I paid for half hour session that lasted ten minutes tops. Plus the model fee. Better values are out there. Enough said.[/QUOTE]I'm also looking for a confirmation that your visit was with the dom fetish crew at 754 Branch and not the Modeling Session girls of 745 Branch who recently relocated from 725 Branch. Confusing, I know.

745 is also considered expensive and I believe will indulge a foot fetish, if not more. I'm of the opinion that 745 can be, and is worth it, especially if you are pressed for time and tend to nut quickly when in close proximity to sexy young strange (like me)

[QUOTE=BowlingBall; 1824136]I could absolutely be wrong with many of the names since I'm starting to forget names. Here is what I do know:

-I definitely went to FE.

-The provider I got called herself Happi (or I think she did, her English was tough to understand)

-She was a pro at this.

I'm not sure how often providers float around but these are the facts I'm sure of. Also I'm new at this so I sometimes might mix some things up from time to time.[/QUOTE]The muzzle comes off.

There is NO Mika or Happi at FE. Dog knows every one in the dog pound at FE.

Mika and Happi are at 1021.

Mina was on vacation and is back. The only other one that starts with an "H" is Hannah.

Please be accurate with your posts.

Their website is cautious to the point of being cryptic. I'm guessing it's a private modeling place with HE (?) The similar place on Allen has been hit or complete miss ("we don't allow touching") for me.

PM'd details on the Branch place would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown; 1824160]I'm also looking for a confirmation that your visit was with the dom fetish crew at 754 Branch and not the Modeling Session girls of 745 Branch who recently relocated from 725 Branch. Confusing, I know.

745 is also considered expensive and I believe will indulge a foot fetish, if not more. I'm of the opinion that 745 can be, and is worth it, especially if you are pressed for time and tend to nut quickly when in close proximity to sexy young strange (like me) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Undercoverchef; 1817390]Hey Fellas,

Going to Montreal next week for a vacation.

Any suggestions on where I can get a Providence like experience?

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Aleevaandfriends High end, but they'll aleeva your balls.

Montreal chicks rock, have fun!

Tried Opulence and it appears they are legit. Made an appointment with Andrea. She is very petite, kept up a running conversation, but started the session with the words we all hate to hear "We are very professional here". Asked about extras but she said they were not on the table. Don't know about the other girls and YMMV but that was my experience. If I was just looking for a light massage from a pretty girl I would return.

Very surprised to read such a negative report on Bonnie at Admiral. My time with her was totally the opposite. I found her very playful and will definitely repeat with her once I sample Sunny Finally.

[QUOTE=Undercoverchef; 1817390]Hey Fellas,

Going to Montreal next week for a vacation.

Any suggestions on where I can get a Providence like experience?

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]For HJ, go to "Vietnamese Spa." For FS, go to Le Penthouse, Le Royal Spa, or YPG Spa. If you are Downtown, Nuru Massage is convenient, but YMMV.