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[QUOTE=Serpico99;6605356]Yeah, a lot of fake posts within the last few months on this board. The biggest offender is this Grace person from Forever Wellness in Fairfax. Either she writes her own glowing reviews (and never mentions any tip amount) or she is co-opting someone to post fake reviews / posts under different screen names. I thought she was mediocre at best when I saw her, rushed service and older looking compared to what these fake reviews say about her. Beware of reviews by mongers with very few posts. Check their posting history and how they word their reviews.[/QUOTE]Yep. That's what got me to see Tina over at Lucky. These rave reviews. I've been at this for a while and learned to temper expectations and try my best to read in between the lines. She was a nice lady and was accommodating even though I've never seen her but she has nothing that would make me recommend. Each to his own but guys, she was scrawny and 50 miles of hard, hard road. Some of these reviews were faked or old friends who promised "I'll get you some business". Don't do that. People end up wasting time and money. She's skinnier than Joy! Not as pretty either!
I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.
[QUOTE=SeeAll07;6604313]I know them very well, they are Korean Bibi from flushing Bibi attitude is so rude. Too much money talk and tipping issue CFS for160-200 BBFS for 500 over. Sophie from California. They same age I think they are friend. Same age and same Massage palor. So I don't get any service from them, I just get a just massage Even NO HJ.
BiBi and Sophie actual age is over 60 year old they told me that they was born 1962 Y bibi has lived in the USA For more than 15 years, but she does not speak English so fucking my grandma age It's like MMS. LOL sophie speak English better than BiBi they are friend I saw them MGM casino at yesterday we get a Together gamble and drink with me. Told me that about ther's age and personal privacy and hobbies (blah blah, ctc) I checked that there's I'd. ! They was born 1962 I saw there's I'd I got shocked God damm!
They advertise fake reviews and pay for it, They cheat on their age to attract customers. In order to entice!
So they wears very thick makeup and plastic surgery to deceive her age, and when they works in the room, the lights are very dark take off and naked for CBJ CFS BBFS. (service session).
Hey Guys attention and listen should we get service from these old women and give them 160-200 big tips?
Let's think about it!
Do old providers have the right to ask for a big tip?
We save on tip. !
I think we should give big tips to young and Good Service providers who deserve that.
I don't think BiBi and Sophie deserve it. Now BiBi leaving here only Sophie stay alone!
I will I recommend Maryland spa & Massage There are a lot of younger providers than Virginia. And tips are not that expensive CFS 100-140 house paid 70!
G&S spa in Oxon hill MD, VIP, cherry, in greenbelt MD.
I lived in VA however, I tried it MD really young and hot providers at MD You guys Check the PG county review AND PG county Massage parlor REPORT!
You'll never regret it And you'll be satisfied![/QUOTE]They are not 60 I know them personally.
[QUOTE=Sekkusume;6604096]Recently, and spent some quality time with Ruby at no idea what name is since there is no signs out front. She's got this shoulder length hair, black with a bit of curl at the end. Looks like she's in her mid-30's. She led me to the back room where we talked about what she offers and how much it costs. Ruby was straight-up, which made me feel comfortable.
Now onto the main part. Ruby's about 5'3 or 5'4, with a decent figure. She has an hourglass ish figure and pretty easy on the eyes. She's got a set of C cups that go well with her body. We started off with a table shower before she she led me to another room to get started with the massage, and I got to say, Ruby knows what she's doing.
On the flip we kicked things off with a a short tug and CBJ, and Ruby didn't disappoint. We moved on to CFS, starting with mish. She was all in, which made it even better. Next up was doggy, and let me tell you, the view was great. Plus, Ruby seemed to be having fun too, which made everything even better. Finished with a relaxing rub.
Decent Massage. Good service. Didn't feel rushed. I will come back.
Location: Chantilly, by Flatlick Park, off of Walney Rd and Robert Paris Ct.
Donations L3 - $230.
Remember, everyone's experience is unique. Al.[/QUOTE]This is a long shot, but I must ask. I met a Ruby in Louisville, KY earlier this year and your description of her matches what I recall. My experience with the girl was a little GFE and she was patient and very sexy sweet. She told me she was working in the US this year only to earn enough money to open a restaurant in Korea. Said she had one but it closed because of the pandemic. If she mentioned something like that it's most likely her. Anyways, I'm curious. She was really a special girl and at the time (Jan, Feb) her name was all over the Louisville board. Thanks!
[QUOTE=SexyLuvr;6603954]Thank you. Ill keep that in mind.
For location it was on the other side of the highway from Costco off of Sherwood Hall. Her build was like an hourglass figure that was turning rectangular. I don't know if that makes much sense, I suck at describing physique. Her waist was probably a 32-34? I mean definitely skinnier than my fat ass LOL.[/QUOTE]Based on your description of its location, I believe the name of the place is "Parham Massage" even though there's no sign out front. I found the place earlier this year (January I think) as I was leaving my doctor's office in the same business complex.
Been wanting to go back but my MD moved locations so it's kind of out of the way for me. I posted a review at the time and definitely had fun. But also don't know if same provider is still there. I believe she said her (American) name was Isabel. She wore a yellow dress that looked like a sailors uniform.
Appears they have some new girls:
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/alexandria-nova-arlington-dc/23069300.html[/URL]
Saw on bedpage they are under new management or new girls.
[QUOTE=SexyLuvr;6603954]Thank you. Ill keep that in mind.
For location it was on the other side of the highway from Costco off of Sherwood Hall. Her build was like an hourglass figure that was turning rectangular. I don't know if that makes much sense, I suck at describing physique. Her waist was probably a 32-34? I mean definitely skinnier than my fat ass LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?
[QUOTE=RickNva;6606021]Based on your description of its location, I believe the name of the place is "Parham Massage" even though there's no sign out front. I found the place earlier this year (January I think) as I was leaving my doctor's office in the same business complex.
Been wanting to go back but my MD moved locations so it's kind of out of the way for me. I posted a review at the time and definitely had fun. But also don't know if same provider is still there. I believe she said her (American) name was Isabel. She wore a yellow dress that looked like a sailors uniform.
Appears they have some new girls:
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/alexandria-nova-arlington-dc/23069300.html[/URL]
Saw on bedpage they are under new management or new girls.[/QUOTE]I stopped by last week was was greeted by a 60's y / o short woman. Didn't really feel like it was going to be worth my time, so I walked. I normally don't mind the older ladies but it wasn't doing to for me that day. I will try again soon based on other reports here.
Scheduled some time with Asian Amy yesterday. I'll echo the sentiments of others that she gives a great massage. She works out of a discrete apt that is very clean. She's probably 5'5, Asian thick with nice bolt-on C / Ds that give her an hourglass shape and long thick hair down to her mid back. I thought she was very attractive. Op"ed for the 30 min massage where I got every bit of that 30 minutes. After the flip, she began with the standard NOVA but I asked for a bit more. My offering of a $ was enough to upgrade the experience to the more expanded menu (CFS). Once the menu was sampled she continued with a short massaged and stretched me a bit more. Afterwards I took shower in a clean, well appointed bathroom and took off. Total damage was $$. I will repeat.
Stay Safe.
Mr E.
[QUOTE=WalkerC;6606101]I'm not trying to be an a $$ here, but if this is an AMP why not give the names of the place? It's done all the time. If it's not an AMP I understand not giving an Indy's address, but why not post a link to the ad?[/QUOTE]I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website [URL]https://asianmassage7900.business.site/[/URL].
Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.
[QUOTE=LoveDemAzn;6606519]I was looking on google map. Google map say Asian massage. But here the link to their website [URL]https://asianmassage7900.business.site/[/URL].
Also Rick did post the ad for it. That the closest AMP near off Sherwood lane that near Costco.[/QUOTE]I know Ricks post shows before mine, but not all post show up right away, so it wasn't there when I asked.
Also, not everyone might be from the area to know where Sherwood lane is or which Costco.
[QUOTE=Retire;6606144]My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.[/QUOTE]She wasn't at mgm the day you said she saw your review.
Reunions are a phenomena that tend to run either hot or cold. When it's a good one, boy is it a good one. Two brief moments stick out to me. One was randomly bumping into one of my long lost truant brahs at a camera retailer when I came home from college. The clap from our brah shake reverberated loudly enough to make Carl Weathers and Arnie proud. He also provided enough "discounted" equipment for me to shoot a sequel to Oppenheimer but I used it instead for extracurricular college activities. There was also the reunion between myself and a girl I had a crush on in elementary school. We jointly produced reverberating claps as well. These however were not made during our welcome handshake if you know what I'm saying. Anyway, on the flip side, when reunions are bad, there's a rich, palpable "yuck, it's *insert name here*" that fills the depths of your stomach. They stink, and unfortunately I'm drawing this parallel because my Sunday was the scene of an AMP reunion of the latter variety.
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6597218]Dying to return after my first visit with Amy and reports of a F cup Chinese KK.
PROS: big tits.
[/QUOTE]I think we all knew what was going to happen after Nick Brah posted that. Even though brahs said she sucked, I decided to go take a look at the teddies. I hopped in the car and drove to Fairfax so fast I nearly broke the spacetime continuum. After climbing the stairs and ringing the bell I am greeted by "KK". I'm looking down and see a pair of big teds when the door opens and before I can look up to see the face I hear "Oh! Hello handsome!" and realize that "new girl, KK" recognizes me and is actually KiKi, a woman many of us remember from 8303. Suddenly all of these new reports on her started ringing in my head in a deep, distorted, instant replay tone. "She pulled one teddy out. " "Misshapen body" "Rushed the flip". "KK" "KiKi". It all added up. I've typed those same things here, yet didn't piece together the puzzle. Although she has brahs here who really enjoy her, KiKi is a chick who I actively avoided. That's even despite her wonderful teds. If it weren't for the impoverished nature of her flips, she'd be a lock for the HOF. But the sad reality is that there are about 6 or so times I haven't popped during an AMP visit and KiKi is now responsible for 4 of them.
I didn't drive all the way to Fairfax for nothing so I go through with my appointment. KiKi actually gives a good massage and I enjoyed this one. On the flip she asks if I want her to blow me. I do not. I also don't want to deal with the single ted dance so I ask for a ted banging figuring there's no way she'll attempt this feat with a uni-ted. She agrees to do it for 150. I immediately break eye contact and focus on the door, convinced Dax Shepherd, Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew are bursting in at any minute to tell me I've been Punk'd. When the practical jokers don't materialize I realize KiKi is being serious. Since she shot for the stars, I do the same, counter with 60 and we play Sotheby's ping pong until we agree upon 90 and a ted glazing. It's off to the races.
KiKi flips her shirt over her head and pops the teddies out. I take a moment to gently fondle them and they are still wonderful. She gives a "one second" gesture in my general direction and then goes to the supply table to prepare. A Fun Frank Fact is that every other Friday while showering in the gym before work, I take my Lawnmower 47.0 or whatever the hell it's called, and give my unit a fresh to death skin taper. In the event I engage in some fun with AMP ladies and / or bar strumpets, I like for my piece to be a smooth, majestic, freshly fried churro-esque golden brown, cylindrical, party pole of ecstasy. Did I just over share for a laugh? 12% of me did. The other 88% of me shared it to explain why KiKi turning around from the supply table and spraying my crotch down with pure rubbing alcohol was a mistake. I feel like I'm Count Dracula and the bottle contained holy water or liquified 9 AM in July.
While I'm silently writhing in agony, KiKi returns to the table side. While I was trying to get over the fact that my piece and orbs felt like acid was flung onto them, I failed to notice that KiKi produced a sandwich bag and poured lube inside of it. She proceeds to put the bag between her teds, she stuffs my Johnson into it and proceeds to give me the worst ted bang ever. I am shocked into silence. She proceeds to chant "coom for me coom for me baby baby coom, coom for me coom for me baby baby coom". Full NPC mode. It was about as hot as standing on top of an igloo in your underwear while eating a popsicle. I asked her what she was doing and convinced her to remove the literal bag by telling her it was hurting me. My boner dropping probably helped in convincing her. She repeatedly ted bangs me for about <10 strokes then complains about being tired. I remind her 3 or 4 times that our deal was for a ted bang before she repeats. After the 4th reminder she resigned to her hand.
There are a number of colloquialisms for male hand release. Beat, jerk, tug, jack, etc. The vast majority of men wouldn't like for their hand release to actually be performed in that fashion though. This however is KiKi's modus operandi. I try to lock in and subconsciously remove one of my hands from a ted and grab her ass. In response she drops her pants and undies. For the brahs who mentioned her not getting naked, I assure you that you're not missing anything. Despite the great teddies, she's very much built like naked Hank Hill in the doctors office meme. After violently tugging Junior for a while, heeding then immediately abandoning direction provided, she once again announced that she was tired and took a break. I decided we could call it quits and ended it.
KiKi hot towels me off, I get dressed and pull out 8. She thanks me and reaches out for a hug and asks me to come back. I don't reach into my pocket to peal off a Lin Manuel Miranda to complete our agreed upon tip. Her farewell and my lack of finish helps my conscious to be easy with this decision. So there you have it. Brahs familiar with KiKi, you now know where to find or avoid her. Brahs who are unfamiliar, if above average massages, great teddies, and lackluster sploosh encouragement sound good to you and you can pop in less than 5 minutes, go check her out. I won't be seeing her until our next chance reunion.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/main-st-2-fl-103-fairfax/23067440.html[/URL]
P.S. - that's definitely her in the topless pic.
Frankie.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6603303]I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.
But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.
Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.[/QUOTE]CLASSIC! Well done, TD.
[QUOTE=RickNva;6599840]Care to share links or information on any Thai independents that offer extras? Free feel to DM if they prefer to stay UTR.[/QUOTE]Love to DM you but your inbox is full.
[URL]https://enliven-therapy.com/[/URL] couldn't find the Bedpage ad but this is the address. 847X Tyco Rd. Vienna. Back of an industrial park.
Visited recently and drew CiCi. 50's K-MILF, big tits. $. 8 for the hour. Showered, started with below average FBSM. Hard to understand but nice enough lady. Asked what I wanted, negotiated FS for $120. CBJ, RCG, CG, Mish, K-9 about 10 minutes blew in bag.
All in all a good visit but Probably won't repeat.
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6606571]I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:
After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.
[/QUOTE]I remember my second post here. It was right at the start of COVID and I posted about 4 places, in the previous year, where I got BBFSCIP on the first visit. These were later verified by others mongers but at the time some mongers actually called me a lier of the board. I almost gave up then but I knew I was right and stuck with it.
I encourage everyone to post but also to stand behind what you post.
Some recent posts by newbs with under 5 to their credit read like they are only made to inflate some providers (Grace) and others are blatant attempts to destroy providers (BiBi). My advice is post often but stand behind what you post.
[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;6605570]They are not 60 I know them personally.[/QUOTE]I went there on yesterday,9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there.
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160. I think that GPS.
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[QUOTE=GoodOne6969;6605536]I'll just summarize by saying Bibi knows who did it and it is without a doubt a complete fabrication. Also, just to clarify, the fake review stated she's leaving, however, she will be there until the end of the month. I recommend a visit if you have the opportunity. Thanks and stay safe.[/QUOTE]I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-bubbly-spa-vienna-va-185554[/URL]#rubmaps.
I can't speak for everyone here but all my reports have been factually accurate.
Some things are subjective like how pretty she is, how old she is, how nice here tits are but statements I have posted like "I came in her mouth without warning her", "she helped me slide it in bareback", or "she tried to DFK me after CIM" are accurate.
I have been called out by others who disagree with my perception or beauty or service but not facts. I also understand that others have gotten much more service and some others much less service than my posts is that's just YMMV. Just recently learned that a senior has been getting FS from a girl that won't give me more than a HJ and that same senior was once turned down by a provider that gave me FS on the first visit.
Still, there is absolutely no reason to hurl insults at providers like the newbie just did to BiBi.
[QUOTE=SeeAll07;6607379]I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-bubbly-spa-vienna-va-185554[/URL]#rubmaps.[/QUOTE]WTF is going on? This is crazy! How did we get to this point? This forum, this board has always been trustworthy.
Regards.
PJ.
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;6606889]I am not yet 7-decades (but am close) -- and I applaud all mongers (men and women) who are actual practitioners of the hobby and share information (not shills, managers, etc.).
It is a YMMV hobby. And many of us are not FS clients, but are looking to enjoy massage, personal time, and a fun sensual experience. PJ. Thanks (great words) // Retire. Good on you!
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.[/QUOTE]One thing for which I'm grateful is that this forum has a strong BS detector. Senior members are willing to call out reviews which don't seem genuine. I don't see that at other review sites.
Also adding to the forum's value are the tips and pointers I've received since I first joined nine years ago. At that time I had over 20 years experience in the hobby, yet I still had much to learn. I hope I've effectively passed on some of the knowledge I've acquired.
Lastly, as Pilot noted, this is a YMMV hobby. One monger can have a great time with a provider. The next monger might catch her on a bad day. Or the provider might acquire a sudden case of GPS. In a worst case scenario, the provider might even rob the monger. Yes, that has happened. That's why RTFF is so important.
Have a great time and let's be careful out there.
[QUOTE=SeeAll07;6607379]I went there on yesterday 9/12.
BiBi is not here, Bibi wasn't there Sophie stay alone!
I saw Sophie stay there I don't know the exact age however, I am Asian So I can catch Asian girls age.
Sophie doesn't look young, she speaks broken English, Her English is not grammatically correct.
Hair black, hair length Shoulder Length, tall is 5'0'-5'5', no tattoos, Average build not a attractive I asked CFS she said 160.
I think that Sophie, Bibi, Jenny, Jessica IS GPS. GPS = golden pussy syndrome. Overcharging for services.
You guys check the RUbMAPS review!.[/QUOTE]This is the same person who wrote the other fake review about Bubbly Spa and Bibi and I checked Rubmaps. He wrote some of the same untrue junk in a review there too. We already called the person out and they write virtually the same thing again. This is out of control.
A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.
I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.
I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.
[QUOTE=Aureliano;6607918]A couple of reports from Springfield over the last week and a half.
I visited Blue Therapy after trying to get an appointment at Spa Sung, which they were busy. Blue is on Hempstead Way, tucked away in an office park. It's a Korean spa, I paid 80 for an hour with a TS. The provider was a bit older than what I would prefer (I did not get her name) but her body and face were ok. TS was nice as she cleaned me good. Back in the room and the massage was ok, a good 10 minutes or medium pressure followed by some prolonged soft touching. When I flipped, I was offered CFS but at 200. No way, I said, I offered 150 and she was ok with it. FS was ok, not the greatest, switching from DATY to FS. I felt like she was going through the motions I had about 10 minutes left but didn't make a stink about being done early.
I did two trips to Soft Touch to see Hannah. It's another Korean spa, close to Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road, tucked away in an office park. She remembered me from before so I didn't have to deal with the negotiation crap. I paid 60 for half hour. For extras, she is cool with 140 for CFS, DATY and DATO (on her). To switch it up from the normal missionary, I sat on the chair and she straddled me and bounced up and down while I softly sucked on her tits. I popped pretty good. They do have a TS but didn't partake as I had already showered before.[/QUOTE]Now that's the way a review should read. IMHO, well done from a new member.
Regards.
Pj.
At Mosby in Fairfax, does anyone have any reports they would be willing to share, I checked the thread and couldn't find anything recently. If you prefer to direct message please do. Sorry for not posting much but have been medically out of the game but feeling a little better and promise to share as I get back into the game, again thank you and good luck.
[QUOTE=RyanMillerArt;6593426]So I just was tired of AMPs and wanted to try a Latina location. I kept seeing ads for the DMV providers and decided on Luna since Kayla was supposed to be gone (turns out she's still around). I like older women anyhow and she doesn't hide that she is mature. She's in Alexandria proper at a regular spa (not with Magi, Kayla etc), so she has "regular" spa pricing of $120. FHOH is too far for me, as it was already a hike to get to Luna so I opted to go. Luna has intentionally salt and pepper hair, which was long. Something I like at the least. Nice face, and is likely in 50's. She was kind, able to chit chat without it being awkward, and had a real good massage technique that actually was helpful. She is a little plump, but wears it well, and has both a nice bottom and nice Ds. I found her personality was warm and I enjoyed my time. Also, she speaks English well, and we had no problem communicating. On the flip, before I said anything, she was firm that only the standard NOVA is offered, and she got down to lace undies. I just needed nurturing instead and went for cuddles, which she made feel natural. Her hands were ever so slightly sandpapery, but that also made her light touch better somehow. Sorry guys if I go for a different ending than most seem to go for, but I left nurtured and maybe this report'll help someone. I tipped. 5, seemed fine.
I haven't seen much on Magi, Cielo, and Alexis, in this forum and wondered if anyone had more intel on looks and personality? A Google review said Kiara is not good, but I have no idea if it's trustworthy. I think I will one day have to go to FHOH, but I fear it's a place you have to go more than once in order to open up a NOVA sort of experience.[/QUOTE]With most of the providers at FHOH you definitely don't have to go multiple times. But again, depends on who you get and as always YMMV.
Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.
So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was ½ way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon.
To conclude: This is my top choice now; my go to place. I highly recommend it and the extras are reasonable for what you receive. LOVE Aqua Wellness!
Gentleman always do better with the ladies.
Regards.
PJ.
Located off Franconia Road in Alexandria.
Was in the area and felt the itch for some release. Got in without an appointment and Grace was busy. She asked me if I could see someone else and I replied yes. She looked a bit older than Grace, maybe late 40's. The description of the place hasn't changed at all: stalls with walls that do not go all the way up to the ceiling and curtained doorways. The most notable difference was that there wasn't the usual music being played which is usually piped through speakers around the place. In any case, took off everything and laid down so my provider can get to work. TS was great as Grace. Not going to lie, her massage isn't bad. She paid close attention to parts that most other AMPs would not like the forearms. Once she got to the legs, there were some "accidental" grazes of the boys to get them excited. There were multiple brushes so that was definitely new for this place and not unwelcome. The ST transition to the flip was pretty well done and when I flipped, I was pretty ready to go. She started to stroke JR while I started to roam. Was able to do some exploring UTC up top which she didn't shy away from. It had been a while since my last release so I knew I wasn't going to last long so tried to explore UTC on her lower half but I popped before I could explore more. Cleaning up was very well done and didn't smell or feel any of the oil that was used anywhere which was a welcome surprise. Finished up with a good scalp and chest massage and off I went to enjoy the rest of the afternoon.
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6608877]So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.[/QUOTE]I am really thinking of checking this place out in the next few days. What is the damage price wise? Also, I am assuming FS is available here?
[QUOTE=TwoBigBones;6608765]Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.[/QUOTE]Call and ask "who's working today?
[QUOTE=TwoBigBones;6608765]Can anyone report on the current crew at FHOH? Haven't seen a report in the past month or more.[/QUOTE]It's usually Vivianna, Gabby, Sandra in the mornings, and then Cecilia and another (I'm forgetting her name) come in the afternoon. I've heard they're trying to get some new staff in, but no word on when that'll be. At one point, they had two or three new staff (seemingly early 30's, dare I say late 20's) but I haven't seen them around for at least a month now. Try giving them a call today, it's Friday, they may have a full roster.
Been seeing this sexy UTR thai provider on the reg but she unfortunately is no FS. So it's been giving me an itch I just can't scratch.
So it got me down the perpetual rabbit hole to find a new young Thai provider in the hopes of scratching this itch. Reached out to an ad on RR regarding a young provider in Fairfax. I was certain the pics in the ad were fake, as is often the case, but nevertheless I figured I'd gamble.
Provider who I'm certain is a handler was near impossible to confirm an appt. Tried on multiple occasions to get a response and it would always often be too late or if at all. Tried a Hail Mary approach and texted the number to let them know I've got several references from many of the Thai independents in the area. I name dropped KK, Sophie, Cherry, Lisa, KK and a few others and this did merit a quick response and a meeting time was set up.
Well I get to the location, an apartment complex as is usually the case with the Thai independent scene. I let them know I'm here. Nothing. Ghosted. I waited 20 minutes and then sent a text thanking them for wasting my time.
15 min later as I'm driving back home I get the typical "sorry honey can you come back?
Nope.
And I really wish my story ended there. But I didn't listen to my senior instincts on this and instead went caveman brain. Monger MJ in the back shootin threes and telling me I miss 100% of the shots I don't take. Because Sarah, or rather Sarah's handler texted back saying she's going to back to her apt in Tyson's and offered to reschedule there for later that evening. So I took the bait and made my way over to the worst apartment complex in Tyson's in terms of direction. I was sent one line of text for the address which when I popped it into my GPS ultimately took me to a building that was on the opposite side of the street to the actual location. Separated by some random gate in the middle of the commuinty complex so I had to park and go on a savager hunt for this building. After 15 min of back and forth text the handler gives me a picture of directions on how to best to enter the neighborhood development. Well gee whittakers bahtman, that sure would have been helpful BEFORE I drove in and did my 15 min of impromptu cardio. Nevertheless, I eventually found the building and was finally able to meet Sarah.
Obviously not the girl in the pictures but a blonde haired petit thai wearing a short red dress lead me to the room. Sarah I'd describe as pretty. Great body. Definitely in her 30's. Surprisingly no body augments. Her boobs are natural Bs with brown pointy baby bottle nipples. Very sexy. She had some face surgery tho and was sporting some duck lips and braces. An 8/10 for me. Her English was limited and she had a lisp which I noticed many Thais with braces have. Not sure if it's from that or just the thick accent and difficulty from the change in dialect. Probably a combination of both but in any sense I found it oddly arousing.
Now the massage can be best explained as total amateur. The standard recipe of a Thai massage is there, in terms of the method. There was a system in place with stretching from head to toes but you can tell she's under the wing of a good teacher but she herself has not developed the skills to master the techniques. Like a home cook following the recipe of a famous chef. Just not easily replicated. So overall the massage was like a 3/10. But I didn't really come for the massage.
I had hoped their was a full menu but alas Sarah told me she's no FS as well. HJ only but she did get completely naked for me. However things started to sour because the service became way too mechanical in nature and it's already extremely hard for me to get a nut this way to start. 10 min go by and I can see she's getting tired and she begins asking me to cum. Rebel brain kicks in at this point because I don't like being told what to do and I lose a ton of steam. I respect the choice not to do FS as I respect the ladies, but you took on this mission despite the fact I told you it would be a harder quest to complete, don't give me an attitude or be surprised that the task at hand (pun intended) is now more difficult. You chose this.
At this point I told her to slow it up. Quit making it mechanical, and start taking my directions. Telling her to use both hands and twist it. Honestly, I think I improved her technique just with direction alone. So your welcome fellas. If you decide to take the plunge I'll pass you her number. On the positive side, she is young and attractive. But this isn't one adventure I'm willing to repeat. Let sunken ships lie.
If anyone does know of a young Thai provider who offers what I seek let me know.
Water forgets the names of theDrowned.
New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.
Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had. A downside is that the doors open to common areas, so when they leave to get hot towels, anyone in the lobby can see everything in the room. As I was dressing, she did the one thing we all hate, and that was smooth out the sheet and did not change the sheet. That seems to be almost a standard now for many places. I guess cost cutting hits every business. LOL.
She said they just opened and were very busy. She told me to come back and there were all young ladies here now. I would definitely return, but it is starting to look like it will be a high volume place.
[QUOTE=HarleyDude29;6610246]New place was advertised this week and looked like it had some possibilities. Stopped by mid afternoon. It was easy to find and down one building from the old Garden Spa in Fairfax. Door was not locked so up the stairs to a nice open area with soft music playing. I noticed that several numbered doors was all around a common area, and no one was anywhere to be seen. After a minute or two and saying hello a couple of times, I figured all were busy, so I left for a while. I returned, and up the stairs, and another monger was standing at the reception desk, but the young lady working the desk intercepted me and took me to one of the rooms and said it would be about 5 minutes. Got the. 5 half hour for my first outing. Rooms are very spartan, with no chair of any type. I always like to use a pillow, so I reached under the table to get a pillow, and there was no pillow, but some type of plastic wedge. So I used the knee roll at the foot of the table. Shortly I heard several ladies outside speaking in some language that did not sound like Korean. So one downside is everyone hears everything.
Monica came in and she was a young (late 20's) very thin lady with maybe A tits and said she is from Thailand. She brought her own music, and then proceeded to give a decent soft massage. She wasn't afraid to reach under and play around. After about 20 minutes, she said to flip and she inquired as to what I wanted. I was only there for HE, but I think more may have been on the menu. She did a good job with some ball play. She did keep herself away so limited top OTC. Maybe if I had offered more, it might have been more. She finished the job and did one of the best cleanups I think I have ever had..[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience this week. I disliked the doors opening to a landing area and was nervous about just stairs running up to the second floor (no door at the top of the stairs). There is also the concern of the exposure to the street and the attendant noise bleeding into the front room.
That being said--I really enjoyed Monica. I found her fit and attractive and good company. A quick look coming in and going out confirms that there were 2-3 other young-ish ladies working. It is a repeat for me.
Visited the Empire in Fairfax yesterday and drew Julie, a 5' Korean lady in her 40's, natural B's with form fitting dress on. Paid for hr /.8 to the house. Shed the linens and she led me to the shower. Every part was clean which led me to believe their might be more. I hopped on the table and she performed the hard massage which felt pretty good. Half hour later she starts to do the soft touch on my back and playing with my butt hole, imitating RIM with her fingers. Asked to flip and she asks me to pay up. I was like WTF? How much I asked and she raised 2 fingers, I said No way! I countered 120 and she countered 150, again I said no way! Then, she's like "you pay now" while pointing to my clothes. For some reason I hate when they do this and told her I will afterwards. She kept pointing and saying pay now and being really pushy. I had enough of this shit and just says forget it, stood up and put my clothes back on as she was stunt and couldn't believe I did that.
I walked straight out and I think she was waiting for a tip but didn't say anything. That's what you get for being pushy. No extra dinero and no tips.
Walked away blue balls and will not repeat this adventure with the Empire again.
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I finally decided to find a Korean massage place since moving out east. Here is how my luck went.
I went to K therapy 1st. I arrived pretty early in the day. I very beautiful K lady came out to greet me. She was about 40 and very hot looking. She said, I would have to come back in over an hour as she had a client about to be there for his appointment. She must be the only one working. I was very disappointed as I found her smoking hot. Totally my type. Since I didn't have time to wait around or come back I moved on to Best.
I arrived at Best and was greeted by the Mama and she led me to a room. Before I could change, a decent looking K lady around 50 came in and asked for the house $ . 80. She came right back in and watched me strip. She had me lay face down rear up. She actually gave a really good semi-hard massage for about 30 minutes. Did the usual tease and asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. She motioned for FS and I agreed. She asked for. 200 and we settled on. 160.
She then stripped down and climbed on the table. Started with a BBBJ and slid on the cover. She then proceeded to rub her body all over mine until she decided to climb on for some CCG. She then wanted Mish. She wanted me to go until she finished. I soon finished after her performance.
Even though I was bummed about the 1st place this place wasn't too bad. The Mama thanked me on the way out and reminded me to come back as she said they have many beautiful ladies.
[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6608877]So back when I was in college, I had this Louisiana "Good old boy "roommate. This is where I first heard this phrase, "kissin cousins". On my first date that freshman year with this Southern gal, I took her to dinner and then on the way back to the dorm I stopped to do some parking hoping to get a kiss and a feel. Well before I knew it, she had her mouth wrapped around my dick and she was sucking like a pro. (She had just turned 18, this was back in the early 70's) Being a novice at that time with a jack hammer for a dick I blew in seconds; I informed her by tapping on her head of this impending load, but she wouldn't let go and on top of all that she later raised her head, looked at me straight in the eyes as she swallowed the entire load. Gents I was in love and ready to propose marriage all the while she was assuring me that I was the only one. Once I got back to the dorm, I entered my room with this "Shit eating grin "on my face. My roommate and several other boys were hanging around and once they saw me, they began to laugh as they knew that I had had a date. I told them the entire story along with the fact that I was now in love. My Louisiana roommate yelled out: "Boy!! You are now kissin cousins with half the boys on this floor ". Suffice it to say I never got a return date with this gal as she was now much in demand.
Getting back to Aqua Wellness:
I have been PM-ing with several gents on this board. I was so excited to tell them the details prior to writing this review. Well, it turns out that several had had the same experience. My ego was once more deflated. I wrote about this spa several weeks ago. I mentioned that this place would do well with a few young babes. Didn't quite happen, (yes, yes I know you all only want to hear about are 30 year old gals, but that ain't happening.) I have been with three of the 4 providers, and they all seem to adhere to the same progressive menu. All three assured me, while on their knees, that I was the only one. (" Kissin cousins").
Its just such a great experience at Aqua Wellness. It's like a Roman Bath house in ancient times. You start off with a steam bath for 5-10 minutes, then you move to the table shower where the provider sensually scrubs the hell out of you (especially the important parts) then back to the VIP lounge where they get you all set up for a great massage followed by some "special" services of your choosing) . I just love this place; so clean and comfortable and relaxing; never interrupting.
Here's the line up.
1). Judy or Julie not sure. She is the manager / madame. She also works and she aims to please. When you call, she answers and gets you set up. She is a 6 overall, maybe in her 50's. The other day she met me at the door in this sexy dress that was way up her ass. I almost did her in the vestibule; she playfully pushed me away as she ushered me to the room. A very inviting individual.
2). Sarah: Sarah is now on vacation but is soon to return. A little plump but only 38 years old. She looks good in her short revealing skirt and there is a lot of cushion for the pushion on this one if you like that sort of thing. Sarah goes with the flow and is really one sensual woman. (GFE! But YMMV).
3). Lisa: Lisa is a sleeper. Maybe 50 ish, a little thick but a pretty face and a very nice set (think Russian). She doesn't say much and personality-wise, maybe a 5, but very friendly and does what you ask of her but is slow to perform. Our last session was dragging, so I had to ask her to pick up the pace and boy did she perform for the last 15 minutes (Junior noticed!
4). Sue Thai: Now I have not been with this gal as she only works the weekend, but she has been reviewed recently on this forum and it was a very positive commentary. It sounds like she is the hottest of all. Hope to engage her soon..[/QUOTE]So I decided to to say fuck it and pay this place a visit. This was my first time going to an APM (or getting any type of massage in general for that matter), so I went in pretty blind. Upon entering, the area was pretty nice. Three rooms as mentioned by other members here and nice and tidy. I was greeted by a fairly attractive woman, short dress, roughly a B cup, I would give her between a mid 6 to a low 7. For the life of me, I could not understand her name and I felt rude asking after the second time but I am pretty sure it started with a J (maybe Julie?
She seemed pretty nice, did not talk very much but was eager to answer many questions I had. I informed her that this was my first time getting massage and she told me that she would teach me a lot of things during my visit. Needless to say, I took the hint. I opted for an hour massage which was roughly $80. We went into the shower in which she told me to undress and lay flat on the table as she washed me from head to toe. Upon the flip on this table, needless to say, I was pretty excited and she giggled and called me a "very strong man". Yes, she did earn brownie points already for stroking my ego. She made sure to wash the little guy with both hands and let me touch on her thigh.
After the wash, we went back to the actual massage room where she took about 10 minutes to set up. Since this was my first massage ever, I opted for a medium massage to be on the safe side. This was fairly relaxing and she was not scared to glide her hands around the family jewels in the process.
Upon the table flip, she got close to my ear, and sensually told me, "I can teach you a bunch of things right now if you would like". At this point, I was sold. The dress and panties came right off and she went to town with the a HJ. She was not scared to let me suck on her tits in the process while she let out light moans. I was able to squeeze her ass however, I took the hint that fingering was off the table as she clenched her butt upon my 2 attempts to do so. After taking the hint, I let it be and enjoyed her work. I did ask if a BJ was in the cards for extra and she told me no, which I could totally understand. All that said, it was a pretty amazing experience for this first timer and I would definitely go back again. She did tell me however that if I were to come back later, there are other people that would happily offer a BJ and even FS however, did not tell me a name when asked but did tell me that the person who did do FS was here today but with another client. (side note, this killed me inside because I came when they first opened and I did see one other person walk in in front of me. Now THAT would be an amazing first experience!
Overall, I would give the entire thing an 8/10 for a first timer. Nothing was awkward, HJ was nice, and my provider was very nice. All in all, I am loving this new found hobby!
P.S.: as for pricing, for what she offered, it was $ but gave her a. 2 tip on top of that for anyone knowing what the going rate is.