Massage Parlor Reports

Two new places pop up. Might be same owner since both stores are the same name. Have anyone try either place yet?

6708 1/2 and Crawford Ave.

Lincolnwood, Illinois 6071.

6052 W Irving Park Rd.

Chicago, Illinois 60634.

Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits.

I heard Lisa is gone. Does anyone know where she went? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Random36;5589862]Irene's Massage.

Harlem & Touhy Plaza.

Fantastic massage and L1 finish, more maybe possible as you go more often. Marta / Martha hot fit blonde with nice natural tits.[/QUOTE]Age and ethnicity? Pricing?

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5589915]I heard Lisa is gone. Does anyone know where she went? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I believe she is retiring.

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;5590065]Age and ethnicity? Pricing?[/QUOTE]Will PM you.

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;5590065]Age and ethnicity? Pricing?[/QUOTE]Closer to 40, Mongolian, good English. She has been there and around, including Belmont, for many years.

[QUOTE=Drewbrees;5590493]I believe she is retiring.[/QUOTE]I'm sure she will end up back at a different spa. Her pal Yuli left with her. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Drewbrees;5590493]I believe she is retiring.[/QUOTE]That's not good. She was my ATF. Too bad about Yuli too.

Is there any good talent at Belmont now? Jessie and Jessica also left before. I'm not a big fan of Eva. Last time I visited, the new talent was disappointing at Belmont.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5590827]That's not good. She was my ATF. Too bad about Yuli too.

Is there any good talent at Belmont now? Jessie and Jessica also left before. I'm not a big fan of Eva. Last time I visited, the new talent was disappointing at Belmont.[/QUOTE]Actually Jessica is at grand spa. Jessie is gone from the business. Belmont has new girl coco. I hear she wants 120.

[QUOTE=DrewBrees;5590493]I believe she is retiring.[/QUOTE]Damn that sucks Lisa is my atf. I hear AMy at Belmont is good new girl but I haven't seen her yet. If anyone does see her or has any info on Lisa pm me.

Ozone: Attractive Asian in her mid 40's. Pretty good massage and L3 finish for 120. Door fee was 60 for a haf hour. Will repeat.

BD: Asian in her late 40's. Very good massage. Lots of teasing but no finish. Very disappointed because I have left happy from here before. 50 door fee for half hour. No tip.

Zeus: Raquel, older Latina MILF with bolt ons. 60 door fee and 100 for CBJ. Very enthusiastic and has great skills. Will repeat.

Vida: Attractive Latina in her 30'. Great conversation and great massage. 60 door fee for half hour. 120 for topless HJ. I was under the impression that I could touch but she refused. Dirty talk was pretty good. Not going to repeat.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5591486]Actually Jessica is at grand spa. Jessie is gone from the business. Belmont has new girl coco. I hear she wants 120.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info on Jessica, Confucius!

What does Coco offer for $120? If it's CBJ, that's too much.

[QUOTE=Chris873;5591617]Damn that sucks Lisa is my atf. I hear AMy at Belmont is good new girl but I haven't seen her yet. If anyone does see her or has any info on Lisa pm me.[/QUOTE]Yep, if someone spots Lisa (or Yuli), please pm me as well. Thanks!

With the housefee listed on the website, is release included or do you have to tip for that?

60 door fee. Provider had limited English skills but amazing body. DD chest and a nice ass. Massage was more of a rub but I enjoyed it. 100 for a CBJ finish which was excellent. Slow and sensual with tongue action and caressing of the boys. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Dddubs2;5592640]With the housefee listed on the website, is release included or do you have to tip for that?[/QUOTE]Release is included. I've never tipped unless I got a BJ or sex.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;5592392]Thanks for the info on Jessica, Confucius!

What does Coco offer for $120? If it's CBJ, that's too much.[/QUOTE]I hear topless HJ for 120.

Went to Blossom on Tuesday and got Sophia. Viet girl prob late 30's. Bigger for Asian but not fat. Cute and nice rack. Service was just ok for me and Blossom is a HJ only place (so I'm told). Asked for 45 minutes but she days she'll only do 30 minutes. She gave an ok massage with walking on back and uses her knees and forearms to do most of massage. She allows a lot of roaming and on the flip, makes good eye contact but uses way too much oil and not enough grip. She was kind of rushing me as our time was almost up (that's why I like 45 or 1 hour service). Finished and she cleaned me up but not sure I'd come back. Definitely better than other places since lots of roaming is allowed but just seemed too rushed and mechanical (but with moaning and other ungenuine efforts). $40 for hh and $tipped $60.

If that's the case its absurd and I hope no one would pay that.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5593040]I hear topless HJ for 120.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5593396]If that's the case its absurd and I hope no one would pay that.[/QUOTE]Young and cute you pay a premium. Guys are paying it just not saying anything. If you can afford it why not.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5593468]Young and cute you pay a premium. Guys are paying it just not saying anything. If you can afford it why not.[/QUOTE]I don't have a problem with guys paying that much. My beef is that it almost always comes with a shitty massage. This is partly because a lot of guys just dismiss the massage because they didn't come there for it. But you are paying 80 on top of that 120, so you should at least get a somewhat quality massage.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5593585]I don't have a problem with guys paying that much. My beef is that it almost always comes with a shitty massage. This is partly because a lot of guys just dismiss the massage because they didn't come there for it. But you are paying 80 on top of that 120, so you should at least get a somewhat quality massage.[/QUOTE]On the other hand just today I had a quality massage with a good bit of teasing but no release and that is just frustrating. Spending 60 bucks just to strike out.

Coco Health Spa.

I recently visited Coco Health Spa. Archer Ave.
I called the boss Mr T. Told me 50. Door fee.
Asian MT was "Lisa" Place was a dump.
She is a short, has nice boobies but speaks very little English.
Told her boss said 50, for a hour. She said 50 1/2 hour.
Had the covid mask on dot no what she looked like.
I could tell she was old. Nice butt for a Asian.
The house 50 1/2 hour. 200. CBJ 120 HJ.
Luckily, I didn't pay those ridiculous prices.
I walked out. As I was leaving she said a 100. HJ No massage.

My girl was named Alice when I went a couple days ago. Pretty sure it was the same girl since only one works there. She didn't speak much English. She typed numbers on her phone and kept quoting 220. I typed 140 otherwise will leave. Should've left anyway though since a disgruntled provider is not worth any lower price. Won't be back and can not recommend.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;5594711]Coco Health Spa.

I recently visited Coco Health Spa. Archer Ave.
I called the boss Mr T. Told me 50. Door fee.
Asian MT was "Lisa" Place was a dump.
She is a short, has nice boobies but speaks very little English.
Told her boss said 50, for a hour. She said 50 1/2 hour.
Had the covid mask on dot no what she looked like.
I could tell she was old. Nice butt for a Asian.
The house 50 1/2 hour. 200. CBJ 120 HJ.
Luckily, I didn't pay those ridiculous prices.
I walked out. As I was leaving she said a 100. HJ No massage.[/QUOTE]

Looking to get back into the game and it's been a long time. Ideally 30s or younger, cute with a nice body (not overweight) on or near the Archer strip. Ideally open later (eg after 8 pm). Flexible on price if the girl is hot. PM is fine, thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=EscortVeiwer03;5594216]On the other hand just today I had a quality massage with a good bit of teasing but no release and that is just frustrating. Spending 60 bucks just to strike out.[/QUOTE]It depends. I'm pretty active so my body benefits from a therapeutic massage. I don't see spending 60 bucks on a legit massage as a waste if it was truly a quality massage.

Re: Coco Health Spa.

Wow Just Wow -.

Todays report (10/18/21) reads very similar to my 10/12 post.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Devlin, Out!

Was she young and cute? I've been told we have to pay a premium for that.

[QUOTE=Gopher88;5594711]Coco Health Spa.

I recently visited Coco Health Spa. Archer Ave.
I called the boss Mr T. Told me 50. Door fee.
Asian MT was "Lisa" Place was a dump.
She is a short, has nice boobies but speaks very little English.
Told her boss said 50, for a hour. She said 50 1/2 hour.
Had the covid mask on dot no what she looked like.
I could tell she was old. Nice butt for a Asian.
The house 50 1/2 hour. 200. CBJ 120 HJ.
Luckily, I didn't pay those ridiculous prices.
I walked out. As I was leaving she said a 100. HJ No massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Devlin;5595921]Re: Coco Health Spa.

Wow Just Wow -.

Todays report (10/18/21) reads very similar to my 10/12 post.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]I'm 77 years old. I got ADHA If I would have wrote the whole thing you probably couldn't understood it. Thank god for spell check. Sorry.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5596275]Was she young and cute? I've been told we have to pay a premium for that.[/QUOTE]Young and cute always worth the extra bucks. Couldn't see her face with her mask on.

Looking at her eyes she was old sixtys and a little chunky. Nice butt.

Not a lot of young out there. Other than Apartment girls).

[QUOTE=Moss734;5594823]My girl was named Alice when I went a couple days ago. Pretty sure it was the same girl since only one works there. She didn't speak much English. She typed numbers on her phone and kept quoting 220. I typed 140 otherwise will leave. Should've left anyway though since a disgruntled provider is not worth any lower price. Won't be back and can not recommend.[/QUOTE]Mr. T the boss likes to move his girls around. He has a young beauty. At 4006 Location Annie.

Door fee 50. With TS 100 Tip.

[QUOTE=EscortVeiwer03;5594216]On the other hand just today I had a quality massage with a good bit of teasing but no release and that is just frustrating. Spending 60 bucks just to strike out.[/QUOTE]You just don't know to go!

[QUOTE=Devlin;5541865]Gentlemen,

I had a dream that I stopped in at D & D and was met by Ivy.

She is an older gal who is nice and speaks English but unfortunately, she is not attractive at all.

In my dream, she was an older gal with no boobs and a flat bottom.

I asked about rates, table shower, etc. then left.

Devlin.[/QUOTE]Ivy She started at TLC 88 31st and Wallace. Around 2000. Not sure anymore of the year Tim was the boss. He was a Massage therapist too.

Ivy was a great teaser. And great massage. She has 2 other girls there to.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5596275]Was she young and cute? I've been told we have to pay a premium for that.[/QUOTE]I checked this place out 2 or 3 weeks ago, after a couple drinks and against my better judgement. Overall I'd say the provider was a 4/10. Late 40's, early 50's, plump. Belly with a chunky ass. I think someone mentioned before but she starts high saying "oh, house fee, house fee," implying she doesn't see any of that and it's not included in her negotiations (which is probably true). Overpriced for low quality. I didn't even finish. Had I been sober I would not have gone and I don't recommend.

Stopped there for one of my first AMP visits and drew Mandy luck of draw I guess, .5 door 30 minutes negotiated to 140 after she asked for $$ . She said ok cause I like you. Got BBBJ and cfs and have been waiting to work in area again to visit here. Was going to call and ask for her again and said let me just walk in and see what they have today. Huge mistake. I drew ivy I see her reviewed a lot on er but not paying member. Massage was great hot towel to wipe off oil very little teasing some small talk not much English seemed fine until the flip and I asked for extra. I couldn't get anything more the a he out of her she didn't ask for tip or negotiate anything just said I don't do that. Allowed basic roaming over clothes and out her face close to mine while she stroked me but that's about it. I did let her know I was there before but not sure of was cause 1st time w her or is she always like that.

Twenty years ago, Ivy worked at the since closed TLC88.

How is this relevant?

Twenty years ago, my family had a puppy who was glad to see me when I came home from work.

I guess some members think it's okay to steal then repost MY reviews.

Devlin.

[QUOTE=Gene2;5588521]I'm under the impression this forum was for men to share their experiences. Which I did. Including details. What I'm unsure of. Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Yet, it appears that the respondent has decided to deride my financial choices. I'm unaware of this being a purpose for this forum. Please advise if I've missed the point.

In the interim. I'm sure you can find sex for less money. But I feel this was a great time and value. I know if I am hungry, a bologna sandwich will fill me up and cost $4. But if I want a ribeye steak cooked just right and I pay $100, am I a tool? I don't think so. Bologna sandwiches may be fine but I'll save my Benjamins for a good steak. Same thing with women. I prefer quality. Don't deride my decisions. Thank you in advance for showing a modicum of respect for a post that was informative.

Just my opinion.

G2.[/QUOTE]For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.

We seemed to mesh right of the get go and when it came time for the magic I either actually made her cum or she's so good at what she does either way I don't care. There was passion, intimacy, kinky eroticism I have not experienced since the high school days discovering yourself with your high school girlfriend. It felt like she was having just as good of a time as me! It felt like nothing I have experienced in years of this thing we call a hobby.

There are days I just need a release. I'd say everything else may as well be my hand. Because I have not felt this truly satisfied in a long time.

All that said YMMV. But she's amazing and undervalued at that price IMHO. If that's what you are after anyway. Good luck all.

I was in Chinatown and decided to go to Beijing on 30th street to try a 4 hand massage. I had Aida 69 me while Linda sat by my legs and took turns giving me head. They had to switch using saran wrap but it did its purpose. I stood up and came on both their tits.

[QUOTE=ArtMann1711;5596768]For one you are 100% accurate we are a like minded group here and I feel "ones mans trash is another mans treasure" doesn't even scratch the surface for varying tastes and moods etc. Not every day is a Zara day but.

Then there's Zara. I went to her after reading your review because that is what I was looking for. I've been around a while but typically lurk and ask questions. But she is (for me) the best experience I've ever had. Absolutely 10/10 gorgeous, the sweetest conversation I've had with anyone ever. And that's coming from having paid double on trip once looking for something like this from that class of girls that aren't reviewed here.[/QUOTE]Hell of a first review. We need more of this!