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[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850[/URL]

Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3110899][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850[/URL]

Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.[/QUOTE]I've been calling almost everyday and no answer. I hope someone can share their experience.

What Pamela is this supposed to be?

[QUOTE=TideLover;3110899][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tired-or-streess-out/15908850[/URL]

Wondering if it's same Pamela we know? The phone # is different than the one I have.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have any info on an Asian girl named Emily at the Lotus Massage in Birmingham?

[QUOTE=SlumpBuster17;3112188]What Pamela is this supposed to be?[/QUOTE]One from Green Massage last year and she moved to Hoover.

[QUOTE=Robbie1234;3114573]Does anyone have any info on an Asian girl named Emily at the Lotus Massage in Birmingham?[/QUOTE]Yes, got a good massage but that was it. Don't think her English was that good.

Going to be down for the race over the weekend.

Would like to find some action. From what I'm reading about your town, looks like things are very sparse.

Any intell on a decent AMP or BP girl worth the price of admission would be greatly appreciated.

PM for discretion.

P.S. Hit me up if you are ever up in Chicago north side, lots of different directions I could lead you.

Be safe.

Joe.

[QUOTE=Joe6009;3116587]Going to be down for the race over the weekend.

Would like to find some action. From what I'm reading about your town, looks like things are very sparse.

Any intell on a decent AMP or BP girl worth the price of admission would be greatly appreciated.

PM for discretion.

P.S. Hit me up if you are ever up in Chicago north side, lots of different directions I could lead you.

Be safe.

Joe.[/QUOTE]Pm sent on Birmingham massage Intel.

Fairly new to the Birmingham area, and looking to trade some Intel, if anyone is interested. I've found a nice consistent spot in / around the Hoover area, if anyone is interested in sharing what they have.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3086363]I really pissed one off on my visit. I was caught in awful I65 traffic a d my back was hurting so I got off at Lakeshore to see if Panda was there since it's been years since my last visit. I pull in one car in lot Asian chick sitting outside. I figured I try it, massage was actually pretty damn good (maybe because I was tense and really needed) I did hour for 60 and got flip about 45 minutes. No teasing whatsoever. Washcloth laying on my juck, at one point fell off. She didn't mind that I was uncovered so I tried to get her to complete massage. She acted like she didn't understand. Got dressed and walked out, she gave me a cup of water I put my hand on front door.

She blurt out Teeps. I said I paid, she said no teep. I obviously didn't understand and left. I was chased to my vehicle. LOL.[/QUOTE]Damn, you fukkers are pretty hard ass, LOL. I thought I was pretty strict about tips wrt extras. Now yeah, there may be some history here I don't know about, but if the massage was "pretty damn good", I'd at least give the little gal something, 10 or so maybe. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=Cocknballs;3124285]Damn, you fukkers are pretty hard ass, LOL. I thought I was pretty strict about tips wrt extras. Now yeah, there may be some history here I don't know about, but if the massage was "pretty damn good", I'd at least give the little gal something, 10 or so maybe. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]Hi all! I'm a ghost from the past. I used to be way into the hobby but then life changes, etc. I still keep tabs b / c I'm interested in diving in again, however I digress. The reason I'm replying now is this.

I think I understand the series of events that took place here and would just like to give you a bit of my own experience. Any time I've gotten "extras" (and this is every time. Even tho it's been awhile), this has always been acknowledged and negotiated ahead of time! What's normally transpired is that I'm given a room to undress for the table shower. Regardless of there being towels in the room to "cover up", I never do. I'll sit there raw doggin' it until the lady returns. LE cannot (legally) get naked or show body parts so this lets them know right from Jump street that I am no threat.

Also, there will usually be a discussion about what I want and for how long. I'll always say an hour and before I hand over any cash I'll ask for "extras" or "full service". I also make it a point to have my disposable income in view or in hand at that point to further "emphasize" where I'm going. As I said, it has never failed to get me what I wanted, but. In the event of there being no action in the mix, it's a great time to walk before ANY money has changed hands!

I know a good, legitimate "massage therapist" I can go to for a rub down. If I'm going to an AMP, it's for something else entirely.

To OP, if you offered her a "teep" when she first mentioned it, would you have had time to negotiate a HE? I was wondering if it might have been a missed cue?

Has anyone seen or heard from Charm lately?

If so, PM me if you have her contact info. Love to re-connect with her.

I thought I saw her working today and local resteraunt.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3099109][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-magic-touch-fun-session-pretty-face-relaxing-time-best-service/15144726[/URL]

She's been advertising for at least a month or so. Someone has to see her by now. Almost TGTBT.[/QUOTE]I keep seeing the ads but I didn't see any reviews on here (thought maybe I just missed them) so I was wondering the same.

[QUOTE=AlfredeNewman4;3125659]Has anyone seen or heard from Charm lately?

If so, PM me if you have her contact info. Love to re-connect with her.

I thought I saw her working today and local resteraunt.[/QUOTE]I sent an email just to check on her, and she said she was ok. That's about all she offered as info.

I've not been to an AMP with extras in ages, but, if I'm unconcerned with extras in Bham, which one has the most attractive ladies and possibly at least an ok massage?. Sometime I think I'd be ok with just a bit of "whatever" time and a nice warm table shower with a good lookin' Asian lady. My memory is good enough to just fill in the blanks when I get home LOL! So, who's the easiest on the eyes?

[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;3125929]I keep seeing the ads but I didn't see any reviews on here (thought maybe I just missed them) so I was wondering the same.[/QUOTE]The girl you will see is not the girl in the pics. Tattoos and saggy tits do not lie.

First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.

[QUOTE=jc34;3124327]Hi all! I'm a ghost from the past. I used to be way into the hobby but then life changes, etc. I still keep tabs b / c I'm interested in diving in again, however I digress. The reason I'm replying now is this.

I think I understand the series of events that took place here and would just like to give you a bit of my own experience. Any time I've gotten "extras" (and this is every time. Even tho it's been awhile), this has always been acknowledged and negotiated ahead of time! What's normally transpired is that I'm given a room to undress for the table shower. Regardless of there being towels in the room to "cover up", I never do. I'll sit there raw doggin' it until the lady returns. LE cannot (legally) get naked or show body parts so this lets them know right from Jump street that I am no threat.

Also, there will usually be a discussion about what I want and for how long. I'll always say an hour and before I hand over any cash I'll ask for "extras" or "full service". I also make it a point to have my disposable income in view or in hand at that point to further "emphasize" where I'm going. As I said, it has never failed to get me what I wanted, but. In the event of there being no action in the mix, it's a great time to walk before ANY money has changed hands!

I know a good, legitimate "massage therapist" I can go to for a rub down. If I'm going to an AMP, it's for something else entirely.

To OP, if you offered her a "teep" when she first mentioned it, would you have had time to negotiate a HE? I was wondering if it might have been a missed cue?[/QUOTE]I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.

[QUOTE=Giddyrub;3128485]First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.[/QUOTE]Birmingham is dry as far as they goes. Plenty of places to get massages but finding one that will give HE are vary rare right now.

[QUOTE=Giddyrub;3128485]First post so be gentle here, but I'll be in Birmingham next week and I need to know if there's a decent AMP that offers HE? PM me if need be. Just don't want to waste time.[/QUOTE]Too much LEO stunt work and political grand standing has shut most if not all it down. Drugs, violent crime, robberys? We'll assemble a task force. AMP rubs a guy's c* . Send in the SWAT team. The system works.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3129152]I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.[/QUOTE]I concur when I visit a provider or massage parlor I don't plan on touching myself unless I have to pee I've never done diy at a parlor or with a provider and don't plan on it.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3129152]I'm usually never have problems negotiating extras, not just in Bama but anywhere I've visited for exception of a few. I've utilized most of everything you said is reasons why of success. Some places, including one mentioned has always been a tough place to negotiate. I can't stand when one demands a teep. I usually always leave a small tip for massage but when you tip five or ten for just massage, it's not good enough. I really hate to get teased and when you try to get them to finish, they grab your hand and try to put lotion in it. Then they still want a tip F. That.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it would appear that the scene has changed some, though I could argue, not entirely. However, an election year is always a bad erection year! :-p.

My main point I don't want to get lost though is that the more you can settle on in front, the less hurt feelings await you later. Doing what you can to make the provider as comfortable as possible is never a bad move. It's a delicate dance but it's not impossible, unless the place is just a straight up legit massage place. But I like to find that out first.

I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.

Because those places are a given as to what's going to happen when you go there. Maybe people have wised up also and don't want to take a chance of getting their picture on the news.

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3132551]I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3132551]I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3132551]I'm a trucker who passes through B'Ham every week, and have stopped a couple times at legit spas in the last two years. I have been teased and "allowed" to diy a few times, but not much else. I usually pass through on 65 and stop in the Pelham / Hoover area. I have always wondered why the local members on here don't talk much about Ocean or One Spa. I have been tempted to detour on one of my trips and stop by. Also, when an out of town or new member asked if there are any AMP's that offer "extras", neither of these places come up. All it takes is a look on Rubmap or other similar sites to see that these offer extras. What gives? Somebody please PM me with the inside scoop. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Both of these bars share a mutual problem they are well known to local authorities but also the workers there are quite old and not very attractive it's very difficult to think about coughing up in excess of $200 counting the house fee for a full service situation with somebody that's middle to late fifties and looks like 9 miles of bad road. People keep trying these other Asian type spas there is a rash of that going on in Atlanta also where it appears to be more than it is but really it's not an AMP in the true sense of the word. However in Atlanta there still exists a number of really good spas that offer full-service situations with really pretty girls however they're not as cheap as they used to be. MJ.

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;3134403]Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?[/QUOTE]Those reviews are in fact legit if I'm not mistaken I have at least one review on that site myself although it's quite old by now. And you don't have to be a paying member to leave a review I think they do require you to register but you're never hassled with any sort of emails or bothered about becoming a paid member, if there were more legitimate AMP locations it would almost be worth joining the site but those are pretty much an extinct animal in the state of Alabama. MJ.

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;3134403]Always wondered if those reviews were legit. Do you have to be a paying member to leave a review?[/QUOTE]I think you do have to be a paying member to leave a review. You have to be a paying member to read the reviews. Some are helpful, but some are fake. Also, the members there are not as active as here. Some areas have more active members than others. It never hurts to have multiple sources for information.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3135634]Those reviews are in fact legit if I'm not mistaken I have at least one review on that site myself although it's quite old by now. And you don't have to be a paying member to leave a review I think they do require you to register but you're never hassled with any sort of emails or bothered about becoming a paid member, if there were more legitimate AMP locations it would almost be worth joining the site but those are pretty much an extinct animal in the state of Alabama. MJ.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I didn't know you could leave a review on Rubmaps without being a paying member. I know you can leave reviews on The Erotic Review without being a paying member, but you can't read them. You do get a couple of weeks of free member status on TER if you leave a review though.

Has anyone been out to the new AMP in trussville?

[QUOTE=StoneWall;3141017]Has anyone been out to the new AMP in trussville?[/QUOTE]I have. The massage is definitely not what you would get from a professional, but they are attentive to what you want. I've seen 2 girls there. I think that is all they have.

I didn't expect much but I tried out Kung FU Massage today. The girl and the massage was nice but it will not go much farther. It was a little funny, she appeared to speak English a lot better when I went in than when I left. Maybe it was just my imagination. It is DIY but that's odd to me too. She actually was on the table facing me sitting as close as she could, even had her legs almost laid out near my shoulders and said that she could touch anything but, "that" and said we would have to have "teamwork". It is funny to me that she could play with balls but not grab and give a HJ. She then cleaned everything up.

Two girls when I was there. Both looked like chunky hispanics. If you like chunky girls one is about a 6 and the other a 3. If you don't like chunky numbers will be lower. I got the 3. Table shower. Clean every nook and cranny. Massage decent. Great effort. Place was busy. If you like big massage girls with strong hands this is your place. Hurry I don't think it will be around long. Can't imagine merchants are going to like it. I hope I don't ever feel the need to return unless I hear they rotate staff.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233[/URL]

I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?

I would pass. Those same pics have been up forever.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3148878][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233[/URL]

I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]

I have thought about it many times but just can't pull the trigger-something about her makes me uneasy--agree with SL, pictures have been up forever so I wonder what the true look will be.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3148878][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233[/URL]

I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TideLover;3148878][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233[/URL]

I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.

Thanks for info-glad I went with the big head--ha ha.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3150029]Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3150029]Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I've come close. Glad I listened to the ol gut.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3150029]Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.[/QUOTE]I had texted her some, but never met. She was very odd. Something about her didn't seem right. There was a woman who had the same number, but a different name. When I asked this sasha about her, she then said she's been cut from the group. That sounded too much like a LEO setup or she's part of some group. That did it for me, since then, I've had no contact with her.