Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PaulHahn3;2219872]I can't remember how many times I haven't done as well as I'd hoped knowing the experience someone else had in a place. And how many times I've struck gold when others don't come close. There are just so many variables when dealing with human beings, even ones in the sales field. I've tried Silk, and it's just been OK. I go to RL and it was great. ! No logic applies.[/QUOTE]We do not always get to see it. In the end, this place is too much like dating a good Catholic girl. You put in the time, money and effort, only in the end, just when you think you might have some fun, you get a peck on the cheek and a quick "I am not that kind of girl, bye. ".

Not worth the drama. I will spend my money elsewhere.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2220181]We do not always get to see it. In the end, this place is too much like dating a good Catholic girl. You put in the time, money and effort, only in the end, just when you think you might have some fun, you get a peck on the cheek and a quick "I am not that kind of girl, bye. ".

Not worth the drama. I will spend my money elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I can respect that see Jessica or blue at twbc in Greenbelt before they change the girls again both are over the top in level of effort. You won't be disappointed.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2218958]RL is just not for me, good for you guys that strike it rich there.

I went today, did everything right, and I have been around. I spread a lot of money, tipped the manager, was nice funny, polite, etc. The gal, I won't name her because what she does, she did. Fair enough. But what she does is a table shower, massage, and HE. Nothing else. Money was out front, services were politely requested, and no, we do not do any of that here. Ever. Sorry.

I have better luck at Silk or the condos. Like they say, YMMV, and I have never gotten good mileage here, and guys PM me and tell me to hit it up, but it is not in my karma or something.[/QUOTE]I visited last week with the same attitude and about the same results. However, it was what I expected and I had the distinct feeling that more was certainly available on a return visit? The manager was pleasant, in fact I wouldn't mind seeing her. I asked for Lisa, and was told that she was busy and was assigned another nice-looking young girl. However, the manager made an effort to introduce me to Lisa for a moment.

I'd say it would be worth trying one or perhaps two more times.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2220216]I can respect that see Jessica or blue at twbc in Greenbelt before they change the girls again both are over the top in level of effort. You won't be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Roger that. Two thumbs up. Much better than RL, good suggestion.

[QUOTE=TangoMan2000;2221106]I visited last week with the same attitude and about the same results. However, it was what I expected and I had the distinct feeling that more was certainly available on a return visit? The manager was pleasant, in fact I wouldn't mind seeing her. I asked for Lisa, and was told that she was busy and was assigned another nice-looking young girl. However, the manager made an effort to introduce me to Lisa for a moment.

I'd say it would be worth trying one or perhaps two more times.[/QUOTE]I've been going to RL for about a year and have seen Lisa several times and always had a great time. Lately it's been very difficult to see her because she seems to be always booked or not there on the days that I call. The last 3-4 times that I have been there I had.

Reasonably attractive ladies who were not as much fun as Lisa. The last 2 times was only allowed OTC roaming with a mediocre finish. Offered a $40 tip on the way out which was more than the service was worth. Both times the girl got upset and said the tip for her.

Service was $80. Told both girls that I would tip more if better service was provided and left.

Will not return to RL anytime soon.

Ortho.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2221334]Roger that. Two thumbs up. Much better than RL, good suggestion.[/QUOTE]Both are good with really good attitudes, but prefer Blu's looks more (Jessica's bolt-ons are a little too artificial for my taste). Blu also gave a surprisingly good massage.

Today I visited one of the Greenbelt AMPs. Like a good Korean wife, she tied my shoes for me. Several hours later I saw my SO. She noticed that my shoes were tied differently and asked me about it. Not an easy thing to explain, but I think I passed the test.

From now on, I'll re-tie my shoes as soon as I get in the car.

Great post Horsetrader and a cautionary tale. I'm curious how did you explain it to the warden?

[QUOTE=Nats53;2226563]Great post Horsetrader and a cautionary tale. I'm curious how did you explain it to the warden?[/QUOTE]I think anyone who has a SO (wife or gf or whatever) who notices how his shoes are tied and can even tell if they are different has a relationship with serious issues. Much less one that can tell the difference has the inclination to even look AND give it a second or third thought and not automatically conclude you tied your own shoes and then SAY something about it.

If I was horsetrader I would start tying my shoes differently everyday to mess with her. Or just leave them tied to slip on and of as is.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Nats53;2226563]Great post Horsetrader and a cautionary tale. I'm curious how did you explain it to the warden?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;2226773]I think anyone who has a SO (wife or gf or whatever) who notices how his shoes are tied and can even tell if they are different has a relationship with serious issues.

If I was horsetrader I would start tying my shoes differently everyday to mess with her. Or just leave them tied to slip on and of as is.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]We do have some issues, perhaps one of them is she doesn't trust me. She notices many things that are meaningless to me, this was just one of them. Mostly about how I dress (which I don't think about too much).

On that day I was wearing a pair of running shoes, the kind that comes with excessively long laces. The K-girl used a double knot and I told the SO it was because I was tired of tripping on my laces so I used the extra knot to take up some of the excess length. I was lucky to come up with that answer quickly.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2227056]We do have some issues, perhaps one of them is she doesn't trust me. She notices many things that are meaningless to me, this was just one of them. Mostly about how I dress (which I don't think about too much).

On that day I was wearing a pair of running shoes, the kind that comes with excessively long laces. The K-girl used a double knot and I told the SO it was because I was tired of tripping on my laces so I used the extra knot to take up some of the excess length. I was lucky to come up with that answer quickly.[/QUOTE]None of us men are to be trusted. Hey we are men we are walking contradictions we are loyal while cheating (we would and will do anything we can for ones we love while at the same time bang any hot piece of ass that will let us as long as our loved one wouldn't find out or be hurt by it). I am lucky that the relationship with my overly suspicious lady is over. But I hope for you that yours works out. Good luck. Throw her a curve ball every now and again and come home wearing new shoes.

Sorry, guys. I was on business travel for a couple of weeks and am not as timely as I usually am about posting. I had heard that they were under new management and had heard conflicting rumors about whether or not they were still open. I decided to go there anyway the day before I headed to the airport.

As I walked up the flights of stairs, I noticed the sign was different. Interestingly, they wanted to keep the same initials: GWT. Instead of "Golden Wellness Therapy," it's now "Georgetown Weight Training. " Go figure.

When I rang the bell, the same mamasan came to the door and led me to a room. Nothing had changed on the inside that I could see. They no longer have the cards where you get the tenth visit free. In walked June, a forty-something decent-looking therapist. She said that it was her first week there. Given her technique, I would believe that. I spent considerable time after the flip on my back being massaged before she turned her attention to the finale. Although I had laid the requisite donation for a complete session in plain sight on the nightstand, she still asked me what I wanted and went through a bit of negotiation, upsell, and the "I don't do that" routine. She finally completed the session to my satisfaction.

But, I left a bit concerned that her bedside manner might be typical of the new GWT. She clearly wanted a sixth Jackson added to the donation and tried to talk me down to a lower level of service.

I'm curious if this has happened to anyone else. Could this be the demise of a great AMP, or, did I just have a bad day?

[QUOTE=Max#01;2227264]
But, I left a bit concerned that her bedside manner might be typical of the new GWT. She clearly wanted a sixth Jackson added to the donation and tried to talk me down to a lower level of service.

I'm curious if this has happened to anyone else. Could this be the demise of a great AMP, or, did I just have a bad day?[/QUOTE]I don't know about GWT, but 6-jacks is standard for at least one other PG county AMP. Nice product for that price. Other cities have much prettier and younger girls but the cost is much more ($80 + $200).

I'm happy to pay $120 tip if the services are good and the girl is in her 30's and good looking. For me to pay more than that would require an under 25 hottie with great services.

I've stopped putting cash and cover on the nightstand. Once she sees 5 jacks on the nightstand she will consider that your opening offer. Easy for her to ask for more.

Kay is on vacation. Met a new lady named Rose. Large size but everything was proportional. Very enthusiastic experience. Standard rates apply.

My understanding it is the going rate down here these days. Before DC shut down, it had begun there. Rates have not gone up in decades, as long as the service is good, and if it keeps good and pretty providers around, I do not mind at all.