Negative Escort Reviews

Very new to this but have on 3 occasions to book with her and every time she responds and we set things up. First time she cancelled last minute because she was tired from shopping (are you kidding me? This last time no return call until the next day and them she says let me know for that night and of course when I did no response. I have heard good reviews from her in the past but not sure how. If you have time in town for several cancelations then contact her and wait but if you are here for a short visit choose someone reliable.

Just want to let everyone know this Kelsey is a different Kelsey from our friend Kelsey180 on here. Sorry for any confusing or inconvenience.

[QUOTE=OutErSpace;1930079]If you're going to go see Kelsey, make sure you're packing some cash.

I was basically rushed out of the door because she had another friend coming in... Which is fine by me but, to discuss his personal info and how much he spends really left a bad taste in my mouth.

All in all, the fun offered wasn't all that great and the atmosphere wasn't inviting. She seems like a cool person; maybe I caught her at the wrong time but I'm not going to try again to find out.

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I don't recall seeing many reviews on Gianna but maybe she is popular because I have called her several times over the last two months trying to hook up with her via text and phone calls. Most of the time it is early on the day I want to see her but this time I called ahead and told her I would be in the area today and can I see her a 12:30. She said sure call her about an hour before to confirm. Knowing how spotty it has been the see if, I texted her around 9:30 asking are we still on for 12:30 but get no response. I then called her a little after 11 and got no answer. I leave a message telling her to text me her address if we are still getting together. I figure maybe she is in session. I call one last time around noon before I tried someone else and still not response. The kicker is, after my session was over with my pinch hitter, I notice that her ad went up on BP around 10:15, so I am like WFT. Men I sent her a pointed text message asking about this nonsense around 2:45. So finally around 3:16 she call and leave a message saying someone else post her ads and that she took some medication that knocked her little 100 lbs ass out. I called her back, then she tried to say she did not save my number so don't remember making the appointment but as we talked she said I was supposed to call and confirm which obviously I called and tried to do. Whatever! I had gotten mixed feedback about her bring mechanical, and her face being leathery and showing age, and rock hard bolt on and her voice sounds pretty bad on the phone but that spinner body just kept calling me. Instead of just making excuses, she should have been showing good customer service and offering a discount. But I am done. Tricks are for kids silly rabbit. Peace.

Went to meet her by Curry Ford after delays and spotty communication back and forth from her. Non GFE to the max and apparently a BJ of any kind is "extra" ie upsell. Pretty much anything is extra. Was so turned off I choose not to finish our dream and just leave. Embarrassing to think hoe much better there is than this one.

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Forgot to add that despite date in her apt, date could only take place on small couch or bare carpet.

Bonus: Wouldn't even give a HJ wo a condom LOL.

[QUOTE=TBobMan01;1948121]Went to meet her by Curry Ford after delays and spotty communication back and forth from her. Non GFE to the max and apparently a BJ of any kind is "extra" ie upsell. Pretty much anything is extra. Was so turned off I choose not to finish our dream and just leave. Embarrassing to think hoe much better there is than this one.

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After hearing rave reviews about Natalie, I decided to dream of her. What I didn't know is that this was a start of a nightmare. First we agreed on a time and when it came to it, I arrived at the place which was in a very nice neighborhood and the complex was gated. A red flag went up. I called but then she couldn't remember who I was until I told her. Then she remembered me and then started to rant about how uncle LEO came to her place by accident while responding to a 911 call and was interrogated. Next she was telling me about how paranoid she was because her neighbors were freaking her out and she had to leave. She went on and on and on and wouldn't give me a chance to speak. She said that she still wanted to see me but at a later time but it was getting too late. I said no and that was it. Maybe one day I'll give her another chance but until then, time to move on.

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Called AM at around 2:15 yesterday to see if she would be available at 3:00. I'd'd myself as a USASG member because her latest post said 80 for hh. She said no to that as that was 2 weeks ago (10 days actually). It would be 100. Okay she says, call her when I get in the area. So I call her at around 2:50. No answer. Again at 2:55. No answer. Again at 3:02 and leave a message. Well I could see the writing on the wall so I left at 3:10. I never did get a call back.

[QUOTE=Jiat2001;1981747]After hearing rave reviews about Natalie, I decided to dream of her. What I didn't know is that this was a start of a nightmare. First we agreed on a time and when it came to it, I arrived at the place which was in a very nice neighborhood and the complex was gated. A red flag went up. I called but then she couldn't remember who I was until I told her. Then she remembered me and then started to rant about how uncle LEO came to her place by accident while responding to a 911 call and was interrogated. Next she was telling me about how paranoid she was because her neighbors were freaking her out and she had to leave. She went on and on and on and wouldn't give me a chance to speak. She said that she still wanted to see me but at a later time but it was getting too late. I said no and that was it. Maybe one day I'll give her another chance but until then, time to move on.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/turn-your-monday-into-a-funday-26/9485848[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her a few times before. At Invigor8 and at that shithole place on 22st street in the Flash Dancers strip mall. Give her another chance. Natalie is the real deal and is as superfluously and nasty (in a good way) as they come. Great body, great tits. Natalie does it all, brother. Her sexy friend Jasmin is hot too and almost as accommodating.

I have included my review of her for you. I am sure you RTF, but I just wanted to include it here for your convenience. Here's a tip: If she offers you DFK, DON"T do it. I blew my load in her mouth during one of our sessions. Just wanted to give you a heads up, brotherJiat.

JaguarXF.

1) Natalie at Invigor8. FS gal. She does NOT mind being reviewed in detail. Early-mid 20's. 5-5/125 lbs / br / hazel / the cup breasts. Body: 8.5/10. WOW! Seen her before and reviewed her before. She is now independent and works with another beautiful girl. More on that later. Natalie is a pro. Does it all with sensuality and sexuality. This session was the most intense I have ever had with her. Wide open menu. And I mean WIDE open, guys. Got naked immediately and we got right into it. She climbed up on the table and got between my legs. She licked and teased my throbbing cock with her tongue as she looked up at me with her gorgeous eyes. After a few minutes of BBBJ, I bent her over the table, grabbed her hips and plunged balls deep into her TIGHT Vag as she screamed out in pleasure. I fucked Natalie so long and so hard that I thought she was going to send me a bill for "too much time in the box", if you will (LOL). But she was cool, talked dirty and she even orgasmed (or faked it) on my prick while massaging her clit. I pulled her ass cheeks apart as far as I could while I was fucking her, so her asshole would "wink at me" like Brandi / Lexi's used to. Seriously, guys, there is something sexually depraved and erotic about a woman's asshole winking at The Jag while I am "pistoning" my pulsing prick deep and lubriciously into her overstretched Vag. Natalie's "reach around" technique was ball draining as she, ever so gently, massaged my sac with her soft fingertips. Spanked her ass a few times before I placed my right thumb about a half inch into her tender asshole for better traction, if you will. We established an intense, pounding rhythm. Finally, I could not take it anymore, as my tormented sac was about to burst. So, I leaned over her and hugged her from behind, while kissing her neck and cheek. Natalie reached back with her right hand and grabbed my ass and pulled me close while I began to pump my searing seed deep into the back of her abused cervix (yes, The Jag was covered) while she talked dirty to me. She slammed her ass as hard as her soft feminine body could against my fibrillating, ejaculating prick. What a gal! Natalie does is all fellas. A real man pleaser. Will definitely and positively repeat with this hot babe. Total coin. 150. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9581336.[/URL].

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She's working with Lanni in a location not fit for living on the East side (Extremely dirty and stinks of weed). Pretty sure that's all I need to say. Don't be an idiot like I was. I saw her about 2 weeks ago. Was rushed and opted to leave, rather than see what would happen if I stuck around. She doesn't show teeth in her pics because she has a "grill" on her lower teeth. Yes, a gold "grill". My first true "rip off" experience.

-IS[/QUOTE]Just ran into your girl on obt south of i4. From a distance she looked good then I seen the gold teeth. Knew it had to be her. Invited me to her room, I declined.

Back out later I guess.

With a couple good reviews and her pictures, I have tried to see "Jenna" now AKA "Valeriya" twice. The first time last week she had me drive to the airport 1 hour each way for me, to have someone else answer the phone and say she was not feeling well. I had to give her the benefit of the doubt so I tried again this week. When I arrived she told me her room number and said to come up. When I arrived no one answered but I could see the peep hole would shade over so someone was looking out. I got another text from her telling me another room, so thinking with the little head I went there to find it being cleaned. I called and text and as I was going out of the hotel she said LE had dropped someone off out front and that she was actually in the hotel next door, she also said her roommate was now sick. Thinking again with the little guy I text that I could meet her in the lobby for her safety and if it was a no go I would leave. She said "you act like the police". I said goodbye! I may have been persistent and she may have viewed that as LE but I had wasted another 2 hour round trip on her. As far as I know there was no other reason for her to think I was LE, I have been at this for a couple decades and for the most part know how to play the game for everyone's safety. As always YMMV but I give up on this one!

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Stay safe.

Laharvardkid.

[QUOTE=Laharvardkid;1985772]With a couple good reviews and her pictures, I have tried to see "Jenna" now AKA "Valeriya" twice. The first time last week she had me drive to the airport 1 hour each way for me, to have someone else answer the phone and say she was not feeling well. I had to give her the benefit of the doubt so I tried again this week. When I arrived she told me her room number and said to come up. When I arrived no one answered but I could see the peep hole would shade over so someone was looking out. I got another text from her telling me another room, so thinking with the little head I went there to find it being cleaned. I called and text and as I was going out of the hotel she said LE had dropped someone off out front and that she was actually in the hotel next door, she also said her roommate was now sick. Thinking again with the little guy I text that I could meet her in the lobby for her safety and if it was a no go I would leave. She said "you act like the police". I said goodbye! I may have been persistent and she may have viewed that as LE but I had wasted another 2 hour round trip on her. As far as I know there was no other reason for her to think I was LE, I have been at this for a couple decades and for the most part know how to play the game for everyone's safety. As always YMMV but I give up on this one!

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Stay safe.

Laharvardkid.[/QUOTE]Better safe than sorry. I think that you made the right decision.

Thank you for scratching her off my list. Those pics were sucking me in.

[QUOTE=Thomas5989;1937199]Very new to this but have on 3 occasions to book with her and every time she responds and we set things up. First time she cancelled last minute because she was tired from shopping (are you kidding me? This last time no return call until the next day and them she says let me know for that night and of course when I did no response. I have heard good reviews from her in the past but not sure how. If you have time in town for several cancelations then contact her and wait but if you are here for a short visit choose someone reliable.[/QUOTE]She smokes and is boring.

Not girl in the pictures, but I expected that. Still gave it a go to see if she had skills. None whatsoever. She's not onto it and is an extreme clock watcher. Save yourself the coin!

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[QUOTE=CheweyTheDude;1991080]She smokes and is boring.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the major delay replying. I had no problem setting things up with Sugarbaby. Yes, she smokes but that doesn't bother me. She's not as much of a GFE as her website seems to indicate but I certainly didn't find her to be boring. I really enjoy GFE so that part was a bit of a letdown but I did get two pops.