Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Lgetit22]Jeeze, I have to let this out. Sorry for the late report, but around this time last month, I read up on most comments to find out how to handle things (mostly My Vice). So I as a newbie I can go out and try to pick up one of these girls. Nebraska seemed like a good spot so I went up there one day just to check the area out.
I showed him my liscense and registration and all then the cop was like " what are you doin out here? " I was like "I'm takin this girl somewhere


Another trick you can use if you get stopped by Uncle Leo during the daytime is claim you are driving around the neighborhood looking for a investment property to buy. Now for this to work properly is before you venture out, go on any realtors website and do a search of houses for sale in the area. Print out several MLS listings. Have these listings with you in the car. It will give you more credibility.

Wow, guys! Thank you for the fast responses. And, yes, next time if I do a long story, I'll make paragraphs. I was just in a hurry to tell what happen and just ignoring all the gramar shit. I'm pretty sure most of you guys understood ne way. But like I said, I found it a good idea once I spot the girl. Go and park somewhere safe far off. Then when she's walkin down the sidewalk, I can try and walk right pass her and get a good look to see if she's worth somethin (to avoid the mistake I made picking up the first girl). Then if I like her, ask if she needs a ride the walk back to the safe area. What do you guys think?

[QUOTE=Lgetit22]Wow, guys! Thank you for the fast responses. And, yes, next time if I do a long story, I'll make paragraphs. I was just in a hurry to tell what happen and just ignoring all the gramar shit. I'm pretty sure most of you guys understood ne way. But like I said, I found it a good idea once I spot the girl. Go and park somewhere safe far off. Then when she's walkin down the sidewalk, I can try and walk right pass her and get a good look to see if she's worth somethin (to avoid the mistake I made picking up the first girl). Then if I like her, ask if she needs a ride the walk back to the safe area. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

I would never do this at night, but in the daytime, if you make sure there her man isn't around, it's not bad, although I wouldn't do it and I'd think most SWs would be nervous about such an approach.

[QUOTE=Lgetit22]Wow, guys! Thank you for the fast responses. And, yes, next time if I do a long story, I'll make paragraphs. I was just in a hurry to tell what happen and just ignoring all the gramar shit. I'm pretty sure most of you guys understood ne way. But like I said, I found it a good idea once I spot the girl. Go and park somewhere safe far off. Then when she's walkin down the sidewalk, I can try and walk right pass her and get a good look to see if she's worth somethin (to avoid the mistake I made picking up the first girl). Then if I like her, ask if she needs a ride the walk back to the safe area. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

Your safety is your "locked" car. Practice the slow drive by, calm down and take a long look before you let someone in your car. Having said that do not let the cheap prices of the street rule your little head. There are some real skanks running around on the street - why do you think they are offering f/s for $20? Most if not all are hooked to the crack pipe or worse and most will smell like something that just was pulled out of your dogs ass. If this is what you are looking for then, go for it but don't go looking with a raging hard-on or you are likely to make a big mistake.

Note that the more successful street mongers here like My Vice are very selective, rent a room, shower them down and bring a ho care package with cologne and deodorant to make them palatable before partaking.

If you are not willing to do that and looking for a car date, it will most often be with that skank smell in your car.

[QUOTE=Lgetit22]... just ignoring all the gramar shit. ..."[/QUOTE]

Not to be a humorless schoolmarm prig about it, but remembering all of the "grammar shit" is what makes it possible to understand what you're talking about in the first place.

You probably would have gotten even more responses to your post if you had slowed down, composed your thoughts and remembered the junior high school basics. As it was, I gave up halfway through the post ... and so did a few others who PM'ed me.

No one's expecting a term paper here, and no one's demanding perfection, but you've got to remember that writing is much different than speaking. And this forum is still a text-based medium for sharing information.

I'll step down from my soapbox now.

Cheers,
DL

[QUOTE=Dick Lipschitz]Not to be a humorless schoolmarm prig about it, but remembering all of the "grammar shit" is what makes it possible to understand what you're talking about in the first place.

You probably would have gotten even more responses to your post if you had slowed down, composed your thoughts and remembered the junior high school basics. As it was, I gave up halfway through the post ... and so did a few others who PM'ed me.

No one's expecting a term paper here, and no one's demanding perfection, but you've got to remember that writing is much different than speaking. And this forum is still a text-based medium for sharing information.

I'll step down from my soapbox now.

Cheers,

DL[/QUOTE]Yea I understand it's all good here.

After getting an oil change on Sat 4/18, I was in the mood for a HO. I packed up the Monger Kit and took a ride on Nebraska Ave. There on 124th I met up with HO Robyn. Robyn was released from HCSO recently and was back on the street supporting her habit. After a shower, kitty shave and some eyeliner, Robyn got down to what she does best. Robyn is a good provider and has no trouble taking it down that throat of hers. Mongers, enjoy Robyn's kitty while it is still available. With the quantity of "rock" that Robyn needs daily she will not be around too long.

Stay Safe and Good Hunting.

Shit I wish we had quality like that here in Fayetthell, NC. Vice you are one bad ass hunter, you should be in Special Ops.

[QUOTE=My Vice]After getting an oil change on Sat 4/18, I was in the mood for a HO. I packed up the Monger Kit and took a ride on Nebraska Ave. There on 124th I met up with HO Robyn. Robyn was released from HCSO recently and was back on the street supporting her habit. After a shower, kitty shave and some eyeliner, Robyn got down to what she does best. Robyn is a good provider and has no trouble taking it down that throat of hers. Mongers, enjoy Robyn's kitty while it is still available. With the quantity of "rock" that Robyn needs daily she will not be around too long.

Stay Safe and Good Hunting.[/QUOTE]


The close-up pic of her kitty makes it appear there is some " residue " around her hershey highway. Please tell me it was an optical illusion.

Great deal "Vice" --- There is just something about a chick with rod in her mouth. Shows that these chicks are useful for something in this world.

Thanks for making my day.....


Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]The close-up pic of her kitty makes it appear there is some " residue " around her hershey highway. Please tell me it was an optical illusion.[/QUOTE]

and her hershey highway looks a little oily SO maybe that is My Vice's idea of getting "an oil change" LOL. I do like the way he washes his HOS down before partaking - for some of them its probably the first shower they have taken in a week.

Nice shots of Robyn.

Misfit

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]The close-up pic of her kitty makes it appear there is some " residue " around her hershey highway. Please tell me it was an optical illusion.[/QUOTE]

A hairy illusion...

[QUOTE=Lgetit22]Wow, guys! Thank you for the fast responses. And, yes, next time if I do a long story, I'll make paragraphs. I was just in a hurry to tell what happen and just ignoring all the gramar shit. I'm pretty sure most of you guys understood ne way. But like I said, I found it a good idea once I spot the girl. Go and park somewhere safe far off. Then when she's walkin down the sidewalk, I can try and walk right pass her and get a good look to see if she's worth somethin (to avoid the mistake I made picking up the first girl). Then if I like her, ask if she needs a ride the walk back to the safe area. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

Listen I dunno much about cops other than to stay away from them and that they're all prolly gay. The cop was probably figuring out if it was worth or not the shot of taking you in, if you would have pissed him off you would have been taken in even if you have a clean record. The real luck is that the Ho parently didn't have any dope on here cause in that kind of situation is easy to imagine her to dropping her "stuff" beneath the seat of your car and then they have you for possession. They do know who you are now for sure so stay away form that area, go to a massage parlor or find a chick from craigslist.

EPL

Looks like HENRY,LAURA NADINE was picked up Monday carrying a concealed weapon. Thats scary. I was strolling Nebraska Monday spotted her on 142nd. Tried to make the scoop but she wouldnt get in.