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Guys I cannot breathe right now...I've been laughing too hard at this...

But basically the hoe in the link above just quoted me $350 for the hour when I.I asked for the half and she told me that was "300" at this point I could not keep a straight face on the other line but held it in...By the way the second she said "350 for the hour" I was not going to see her I was just playing this out to see if she would follow up with any comedy after that statement. So after I say for the half, I asked if she can do an outcall to Jamaica and she says not for that amount (the half) at this point it is even more hilarious and it makes me think of how people are strugglign in this country to make $20 an hour even and this smut is here turning down $300 dollars because it is not enough. So she tells me she can only come for multiple hours so I lie and say I can see her for 2 hours and she tells me that is perfect and tells me it would be $700.and asks me to text her my address...she texts me 10 minutes later asking if I'm going to send it and I just send an "LOL" to her.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;1934911][URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-beauty-new-new-new-girl-out-c-rare-curvy-beauty-real-pics-just-taken-22/44934751[/URL]

Guys I cannot breathe right now...I've been laughing too hard at this...

But basically the hoe in the link above just quoted me $350 for the hour when I.I asked for the half and she told me that was "300" at this point I could not keep a straight face on the other line but held it in...By the way the second she said "350 for the hour" I was not going to see her I was just playing this out to see if she would follow up with any comedy after that statement. So after I say for the half, I asked if she can do an outcall to Jamaica and she says not for that amount (the half) at this point it is even more hilarious and it makes me think of how people are strugglign in this country to make $20 an hour even and this smut is here turning down $300 dollars because it is not enough. So she tells me she can only come for multiple hours so I lie and say I can see her for 2 hours and she tells me that is perfect and tells me it would be $700.and asks me to text her my address...she texts me 10 minutes later asking if I'm going to send it and I just send an "LOL" to her.[/QUOTE]You should it gave her the unemployment office address. LOL.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;1934911][URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-beauty-new-new-new-girl-out-c-rare-curvy-beauty-real-pics-just-taken-22/44934751[/URL]

Guys I cannot breathe right now...I've been laughing too hard at this...

But basically the hoe in the link above just quoted me $350 for the hour when I.I asked for the half and she told me that was "300" at this point I could not keep a straight face on the other line but held it in...By the way the second she said "350 for the hour" I was not going to see her I was just playing this out to see if she would follow up with any comedy after that statement. So after I say for the half, I asked if she can do an outcall to Jamaica and she says not for that amount (the half) at this point it is even more hilarious and it makes me think of how people are strugglign in this country to make $20 an hour even and this smut is here turning down $300 dollars because it is not enough. So she tells me she can only come for multiple hours so I lie and say I can see her for 2 hours and she tells me that is perfect and tells me it would be $700.and asks me to text her my address...she texts me 10 minutes later asking if I'm going to send it and I just send an "LOL" to her.[/QUOTE]For that price, there had better not be a condom in sight for any part of the act. And she had better give the most mind blowing BJ you've ever had. I bet she's a condom BJ girl who freaks out at the sight of an uncovered penis. I still can't get over how stuck up the girls in NY are compared to my native LA. 60 bucks, sometimes less, will get you an awesome unrushed BJ from some wannabe actress.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;1934911][URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-beauty-new-new-new-girl-out-c-rare-curvy-beauty-real-pics-just-taken-22/44934751[/URL]

Guys I cannot breathe right now...I've been laughing too hard at this...

But basically the hoe in the link above just quoted me $350 for the hour when I.I asked for the half and she told me that was "300" at this point I could not keep a straight face on the other line but held it in...By the way the second she said "350 for the hour" I was not going to see her I was just playing this out to see if she would follow up with any comedy after that statement. So after I say for the half, I asked if she can do an outcall to Jamaica and she says not for that amount (the half) at this point it is even more hilarious and it makes me think of how people are strugglign in this country to make $20 an hour even and this smut is here turning down $300 dollars because it is not enough. So she tells me she can only come for multiple hours so I lie and say I can see her for 2 hours and she tells me that is perfect and tells me it would be $700.and asks me to text her my address...she texts me 10 minutes later asking if I'm going to send it and I just send an "LOL" to her.[/QUOTE]Good move.

Any girl getting those rates IS NOT on CL or BP...I repeat.

Any girl getting those rates IS NOT on CL or BP.

And send money where, Western Union, MoneyGram, she needs to give a real name and show a driver's license to pick that up, in the game, I don't think so.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1934959]You should it gave her the unemployment office address. LOL.[/QUOTE]Lmao good idea.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1935465]Good move.

Any girl getting those rates IS NOT on CL or BP...I repeat.

Any girl getting those rates IS NOT on CL or BP.

And send money where, Western Union, MoneyGram, she needs to give a real name and show a driver's license to pick that up, in the game, I don't think so.[/QUOTE]In another post you wrote god damn your right when you said these hoes are just getting worse. Yeah we say this every year but it seems this year especially on Backpage it has been getting to be horrendous... We have overpriced Cali and Florida hoes that come up here and are providing cbjs for $100...almost every hoe now putting up fake pictures. White AND black hoes putting up "sorry no black men" in every single ad as if they are waiting for Phillip Markoff, their Knight in Shining Armor...Black hoes being "self racist" against their own race and being hypocrites when you know if that happened to them in another service in their civilian life they would be the first to throw a riot. Hoes not cleaning their pussy and you bending them over doggy and getting a wiff of ass in your face. Deciding to flake on you because they double booked.

Hoes lying about "I got a flat tire" "sorry I was in traffic baby" every single second.

Hoes arriving at your place and staying stuck in the car and telling you "I'm in front baby where are you" and making you play the hole "I'm going to stay in the car" game because of their annoying ass pimp.

Hoes picking up the phone and you asking "are you available now" and they tell you "no " and hang up. So why did you pick up the phone then.

i might as well go to the DR and see hoes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hr1BGfwys

go to 6:25.... yeah im sure there are hoes as narcissitic down there but most of the time it is due to some sucker coming down from america and paying them $1000 for 1 hour....but generally speaking they got no choice but to be humble(the ones who weren't poisoned by some simp) and you get better service...no idea what happened in that situation...im sure the guy paid her to do the interview but she would have done anything if he fucked(lol maybe he did it off camera) her there and likely would not give some "sorry baby im gonna use a condom for blowjob" because she knows she should be humble and give good service unlike the americanized hoe....

also not as likely to get the texts from hoes like you do up here if you get into an argument with them and they laugh and say something about how special they are and how they are "stylin" or some bullshit

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;1936072]In another post you wrote god damn your right when you said these hoes are just getting worse. Yeah we say this every year but it seems this year especially on Backpage it has been getting to be horrendous... We have overpriced Cali and Florida hoes that come up here and are providing cbjs for $100...almost every hoe now putting up fake pictures. White AND black hoes putting up "sorry no black men" in every single ad as if they are waiting for Phillip Markoff, their Knight in Shining Armor...Black hoes being "self racist" against their own race and being hypocrites when you know if that happened to them in another service in their civilian life they would be the first to throw a riot. Hoes not cleaning their pussy and you bending them over doggy and getting a wiff of ass in your face. Deciding to flake on you because they double booked.

Hoes lying about "I got a flat tire" "sorry I was in traffic baby" every single second.

Hoes arriving at your place and staying stuck in the car and telling you "I'm in front baby where are you" and making you play the hole "I'm going to stay in the car" game because of their annoying ass pimp.

Hoes picking up the phone and you asking "are you available now" and they tell you "no " and hang up. So why did you pick up the phone then.

i might as well go to the DR and see hoes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hr1BGfwys

go to 6:25.... yeah im sure there are hoes as narcissitic down there but most of the time it is due to some sucker coming down from america and paying them $1000 for 1 hour....but generally speaking they got no choice but to be humble(the ones who weren't poisoned by some simp) and you get better service...no idea what happened in that situation...im sure the guy paid her to do the interview but she would have done anything if he fucked(lol maybe he did it off camera) her there and likely would not give some "sorry baby im gonna use a condom for blowjob" because she knows she should be humble and give good service unlike the americanized hoe....

also not as likely to get the texts from hoes like you do up here if you get into an argument with them and they laugh and say something about how special they are and how they are "stylin" or some bullshit[/QUOTE]I am in a freakin slump, can not find anything worth while.

I think girls are getting frustrated because they have fooled most hobbyist which means guys skip their ads no. Only someone who is brand new will fall for the oh key doke.

And guys you must take note. All the SW strolls are dead. Where have the girls gone? They have gone online with CL and BP. So instead of providing a car date with some simp lurking in the cut, they on CL and BP bringing the simp along.

A SW is outside all night with no access to soap and water, and yet they cleaner than some of theses girls sitting in a hotel, apartment or private residence with running water, soap, towels and deodorant. And yet the CL and BP girls can take a shower after you set an appointment. Just saying. Damn. Whatever.

Whats the new math, do you have to tell a chick you will tip her $5 is she takes a shower before you get there? LOL.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1936190]I am in a freakin slump, can not find anything worth while.

I think girls are getting frustrated because they have fooled most hobbyist which means guys skip their ads no. Only someone who is brand new will fall for the oh key doke.

And guys you must take note. All the SW strolls are dead. Where have the girls gone? They have gone online with CL and BP. So instead of providing a car date with some simp lurking in the cut, they on CL and BP bringing the simp along.

A SW is outside all night with no access to soap and water, and yet they cleaner than some of theses girls sitting in a hotel, apartment or private residence with running water, soap, towels and deodorant. And yet the CL and BP girls can take a shower after you set an appointment. Just saying. Damn. Whatever.

Whats the new math, do you have to tell a chick you will tip her $5 is she takes a shower before you get there? LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL man this past summer by the Jamaica stroll it was nice as hell...cheap hoes all around South Jamaica...yeah occasionally you would still get the stuck up ones walking right past you when you try saying something with an attitude and acting like people in cars (I'm a walker) automatically have more money to see them than you do...but like you said some of the streethoes are definitely better than the BP and CL girls.

I remember back in September in the nighttime I got lucky and ran into this average looking BSW walking fast as hell and I run into her and talk and we go behind this house I use sometimes and she starts sucking me without a condom and let me nut in her mouth and didn't rush me all for $20. Yeah you read that right LOL...

Like I said though she was not a dime peice but at the same time she was not ugly...average looking...

And then after she was done she just walks fast as hell again like she is on alot of crack and hyper as hell ...yeah obviously she was barely focused but that's the type of thing I'm talking about...not to make a joke about it or anything but a disinterested unfocused streetwalker just gave me a better blowjob than these dime peice stuck up hoes who only suck on the tip and acting like their sex game is great...

Then whenever you do try to call them out or explain to them about giving good service they try to clown and play you and imply your a simp or that your trying to "make love" when alll you want is your money's worth.

The thread where I showed the other day texts I saw on bestgfe of that VIP hoe "brooke st james" where she was acting ghetto. The sad thing is that people on that site probably won't even respond to it and if they do its going to be her "regulars " trying to defend her as if she is their wife...its some sad shit...hoes like her making $500 an hour (just one of her rates) which I'm sure is about $8 a second...while people working minimum wage barely get that for an hour...

I'm sure you like me don't want to seem like we are complaining about this too much but its just some disgusting shit that needs to stop...

If and when I start an agency I'm going to make sure not to go with insane amounts not deserved. There needs to be more "chica spots"(but I would make it for Black hoes) but the difference would be for that cheap price you would be getting BBBJ...and it would be $50 for 30 minutes (don't laugh).

As for you not sure if you ever did the streetwalker thing but you can PM me for more details on that...I got to tell you though since its been getting cooler they have been dissappearing and I have not been out there that much anymore.

This is the first time EVER that its at the point that there are literraly NO backpage hoes I would recommend. Part of me hopes that the website shuts down soon.

[QUOTE=DeathPoet;1935063]For that price, there had better not be a condom in sight for any part of the act. And she had better give the most mind blowing BJ you've ever had. I bet she's a condom BJ girl who freaks out at the sight of an uncovered penis. I still can't get over how stuck up the girls in NY are compared to my native LA. 60 bucks, sometimes less, will get you an awesome unrushed BJ from some wannabe actress.[/QUOTE]That one is ugly. Not worth more than .50, I checked out the link.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;1936368]LOL man this past summer by the Jamaica stroll it was nice as hell...cheap hoes all around South Jamaica...yeah occasionally you would still get the stuck up ones walking right past you when you try saying something with an attitude and acting like people in cars (I'm a walker) automatically have more money to see them than you do...but like you said some of the streethoes are definitely better than the BP and CL girls.

I remember back in September in the nighttime I got lucky and ran into this average looking BSW walking fast as hell and I run into her and talk and we go behind this house I use sometimes and she starts sucking me without a condom and let me nut in her mouth and didn't rush me all for $20. Yeah you read that right LOL...

Like I said though she was not a dime peice but at the same time she was not ugly...average looking...

And then after she was done she just walks fast as hell again like she is on alot of crack and hyper as hell ...yeah obviously she was barely focused but that's the type of thing I'm talking about...not to make a joke about it or anything but a disinterested unfocused streetwalker just gave me a better blowjob than these dime peice stuck up hoes who only suck on the tip and acting like their sex game is great...

Then whenever you do try to call them out or explain to them about giving good service they try to clown and play you and imply your a simp or that your trying to "make love" when alll you want is your money's worth.

The thread where I showed the other day texts I saw on bestgfe of that VIP hoe "brooke st james" where she was acting ghetto. The sad thing is that people on that site probably won't even respond to it and if they do its going to be her "regulars " trying to defend her as if she is their wife...its some sad shit...hoes like her making $500 an hour (just one of her rates) which I'm sure is about $8 a second...while people working minimum wage barely get that for an hour...

I'm sure you like me don't want to seem like we are complaining about this too much but its just some disgusting shit that needs to stop...

If and when I start an agency I'm going to make sure not to go with insane amounts not deserved. There needs to be more "chica spots"(but I would make it for Black hoes) but the difference would be for that cheap price you would be getting BBBJ...and it would be $50 for 30 minutes (don't laugh).

As for you not sure if you ever did the streetwalker thing but you can PM me for more details on that...I got to tell you though since its been getting cooler they have been dissappearing and I have not been out there that much anymore.

This is the first time EVER that its at the point that there are literraly NO backpage hoes I would recommend. Part of me hopes that the website shuts down soon.[/QUOTE]The chica spots are are okay, the girls are hit and miss, but usually more of a hit because you get to see the choices. One thing for sure is that they keep the spots clean, the girls have their alcohol, baby wipes, etc. And they have a standard with hygiene.

Black providers should take not, because they could do better if the borrowed some of their practices. A certain provider in the Bronx did well by providing service at low rates and she puts it down. She is a lot bigger now, but for the price and service guys still visit her.

PM me for some swaps.

[QUOTE=Whateva;1936190]I am in a freakin slump, can not find anything worth while.

I think girls are getting frustrated because they have fooled most hobbyist which means guys skip their ads no. Only someone who is brand new will fall for the oh key doke.

And guys you must take note. All the SW strolls are dead. Where have the girls gone? They have gone online with CL and BP. So instead of providing a car date with some simp lurking in the cut, they on CL and BP bringing the simp along.

A SW is outside all night with no access to soap and water, and yet they cleaner than some of theses girls sitting in a hotel, apartment or private residence with running water, soap, towels and deodorant. And yet the CL and BP girls can take a shower after you set an appointment. Just saying. Damn. Whatever.

Whats the new math, do you have to tell a chick you will tip her $5 is she takes a shower before you get there? LOL.[/QUOTE]You are definitely speaking the truth! I had tons of run-ins where after you get a CBJ and the provider takes of her pants, her smell almost knocked me out. I've had that experience with SW and Hotel providers. CDP is the only spot I go to where they practice really good hygiene. I wish more providers would follow after them, but I doubt that will happen as long as no one complains. I have one provider I've dealt with for years that always takes a shower before she comes out for car dates with me. That's the reason I kept her around for so long.

Most of the streetwalkers are on CL and BP now, in an effort to increase the price for the same crappy service. LOL. You have to bargain like crazy now to get a deal. And the sad thing is, when you bargain with them, they feel they can give you less time, or less service. WTH! I'm not complaining either but It really sucks 1 out of 5 providers give good service and it's a hit or miss. At least we have threads like this save us mongers some money!

Yeah I had a conversation with a SW who was also doing in and out calls and told her straight that her service was garbage She told me if I paid more I would get more LOL. I saw her all the time during the summer and she decided to be nice because that would equate to me paying her more. It wasn't like I was asking for a pornstar just somebody who wouldn't jump on or off.

Also this generation of hobbyists and providers don't have any clue about the game. As a older hobbyist most of my friends laugh when they read these reviews and comments. Most of this stuff is avoidable and comes with common sense and experience. The older hobbyists will back me up on this.

[QUOTE=GTrac;1938036]Yeah I had a conversation with a SW who was also doing in and out calls and told her straight that her service was garbage She told me if I paid more I would get more LOL. I saw her all the time during the summer and she decided to be nice because that would equate to me paying her more. It wasn't like I was asking for a pornstar just somebody who wouldn't jump on or off.

Also this generation of hobbyists and providers don't have any clue about the game. As a older hobbyist most of my friends laugh when they read these reviews and comments. Most of this stuff is avoidable and comes with common sense and experience. The older hobbyists will back me up on this.[/QUOTE]I can't say I'm old but Amen! Us mongers are not looking for super A class providers but at least our moneys worth. It's sad how we have to pay more and still get less. I'm glad for CDPs out there. I need to find more! LOL. I'm going to explore in other boros for a bit and see if there is any good providers out there. I heard BX has some good providers so we will see.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;1938127]I think I should stay with CDP and I stay away from CL and BP providers. If I don't like what I see, I can always move to the next CDP.

I went to Jamaica, I saw Marlyn she is a sweet girl, very accommodating. I had done her before she would not let suck those balloons but she let me kiss them.

Well I kiss and suck them when she got into the play. I paid for 1/2 hr to enjoy this girl, I did mish, she on top, side fuck, and finally doggy. I had a great time. Here I have some pictures she is the one with light blue fishnet the other girl with green fish net I was told her name is Jessica (another Jessica? And more fishnets? I did not do her this time.[/QUOTE]LOLZ they letting guys take pics of the girls now. The one in the blue bikini I had that in February @ Sunset Park she's Colombian if I can remember. Usually the transsexual madam tells guys to put why away there phones. All these girls @ the Casa De Putas and Backpage look good until u go in the bed with them and see who they really are. Trust me after a while u will get tired of the Casa De Putas when you go to often especially when its the same girls or one or two of the girls u already had sex with already. I try to space it out once every 2 weeks or week and a half.

[QUOTE=Bigggga;1938220]LOLZ they letting guys take pics of the girls now. The one in the blue bikini I had that in February @ Sunset Park she's Colombian if I can remember. Usually the transsexual madam tells guys to put why away there phones. All these girls @ the Casa De Putas and Backpage look good until u go in the bed with them and see who they really are. Trust me after a while u will get tired of the Casa De Putas when you go to often especially when its the same girls or one or two of the girls u already had sex with already. I try to space it out once every 2 weeks or week and a half.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. Everytime I go to CDP I found the same girls. There is not use for a review since somebody had already done one.

Yes, they do take you cell, if the find out about pics taken, they can ban me from all CDPs.

Iwant to check that place at Queens blvd and 40st. I read they have white hoes, maybe this week.