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[QUOTE=LexLuther]For what it's worth, I agree. This guy's English is just bad enough that he could very well be pork.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Is this the hazing process that everyone must pass? I have read much of this in the archives but have yet to experience it first hand.

Because my poor command of English, I am confused regarding the pork or bacon assertion. Does it have a negative connotation? By Golly, I just don't know... This English thing is much harder than I could ever imaging. Damn you, Babel! Damn you to hell!

N2

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Anyone else here smell bacon?

JJ[/QUOTE]"It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."

Batman

N2,

You are a funny guy. To explain things a bit, most cops are under-educated and could not construct a proper English sentence to save their souls.

Additionally it seems that you are posting a lot of crap just to increase your post count. Could this perhaps be an attempt to raise your post count, reach senior status, and thereby accrue some credibility that you don't really deserve? Who knows. Stay tuned.

Or perhaps you are just using coke and/or bored.

LexLuther

Look, buddy,

'Because my poor command of English'? 'harder than I could ever imaging'?

Wtf you tryin to pull? Who you tryin to fool? Your knowledge of words such as hazing, assertion, connotation and 'fundamental gramatical structures, syntax' CLEARLY lets anyone with a basic command of the language KNOW that you are up to some shit. You are not as dumb as you're trying to pretend to be, which, in my eyes, just lowers your credibility even more. Do us all a favor: join another forum. I'm sure there are way cooler websites more accepting of people who know 'fundamental gramatical structures', yet who can't spell imagine. (and yes, I did notice you spelled grammatical wrong) The only thing I'm more wary of on this site than babylonians, are fakes.

Selah!

[QUOTE=Napun Namja]Is this the hazing process that everyone must pass? I have read much of this in the archives but have yet to experience it first hand.

Because my poor command of English, I am confused regarding the pork or bacon assertion. Does it have a negative connotation? By Golly, I just don't know... This English thing is much harder than I could ever imaging. Damn you, Babel! Damn you to hell!

N2[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry Jackson / members for my part in the clutter. We all know the rules this is for massage parlor's. For any of you that are interested I am reserving my comments and posting them in the [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3382[/url]

[QUOTE=Napun Namja]I'm curious as to who that person might be.

As many of you are aware, life is full of boredom in the professional world. After a while, it's all you can do to let the day pass and I consider this forum my new "white whale."

Perhaps the similarity you've noticed is nothing more than fundamental gramatical structures, syntax, or perhaps word choice.

Incidentally, I'm off to see what the menu looks like at Olympic. I think it's time to explore the possibilities at this location. Wait for my report.

On a side note: how does one justify running into a spouse's collegue when conducting such explorations? Luckily, as of yet (knock on wood), I have not had to explain myself. But I don't think this luck can last forever.

N2[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seven Eleven]Is all you do ask questions? RTFF[/QUOTE]The only reason I keep asking questions is because I've never gotten answer. I've asked the same question. I'm just tired of going to the lackluster AMPs in Virginia where the women are deplorable and the service is subpar. The few places I used to go in DC up in Cleveland Circle, Vermont Ave, and Wisconsin Ave were closed so I had to stay in VA, but looks like some stuff is opening up and for once, I'd like to pay for what I want instead of what they give me. I'm just trying to find a nice petite provider at an AMP, that's it.

As of late I've been going to an AMP in Sterling in the Cascades Area. The lady told me that all her women were fat and all of them had bruises, but sometimes, after a long day, you have to take what you can get. The women were hideous, but I have to admit, the service itself is pretty good and the massages aren't bad. All in all I would give the place a 4.

As an old nemesis; I'm afraid you're thinking too much.

Lately, as of last week I think I've been reduced to lurking status. I've contributed (or not) all I can to this site. Further posting would be needlessly repetitive.

I'm sticking around so I can PM with some guys with whom I've become close as our situations are similiar.

As this thread is where I got my start; it seems only fitting that this is where I should end.

BTW, I would never PM anyone asking questions about their SO. I'm here to answer, never ask.

Still lurking, SH

PS: as you know, I'm hung up on proper spelling. I would NEVER spell grammatical with one 'm'.

response on the proper forum
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3382[/url]

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]As an old nemesis; I'm afraid you're thinking too much.

Lately, as of last week I think I've been reduced to lurking status. I've contributed (or not) all I can to this site. Further posting would be needlessly repetitive.

I'm sticking around so I can PM with some guys with whom I've become close as our situations are similiar.

As this thread is where I got my start; it seems only fitting that this is where I should end.

BTW, I would never PM anyone asking questions about their SO. I'm here to answer, never ask.

Still lurking, SH

PS: as you know, I'm hung up on proper spelling. I would NEVER spell grammatical with one 'm'.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mrsargent]Does anyone know where the Carriage House and May are located? Metro stop or address?

Thanks

Sarge[/QUOTE]Yes, I know where the Carriage House is located and I know the address. I can confirm that it is about three blocks from a Metro Stop. I visited recently and saw Sue. It was a nice middle of the afternoon visit. The joint was quiet and the service was very unhurried.

Sue had a little mileage and it showed in the face, but was a pretty good provider overall. Her body was very tight, as was something else. She was a little small for my tastes up top. Very little Engrish was spoken. The TS was really good. All of my experiences at this establishment have been strong in the TS department. Almost reminds me of the excellent TS at CPHC before BW. The CBJ was good but brief. Her skills leaned more toward ball playing than shaft working. FS started as mish and finished as K9. Masagi was also very good with strong hands. GFE was available after the main event, but I prefer to exit quickly and be on my way.

I wouldn't seek her out on a return trip, but overall it was a pretty good experience.

OG

For those who have grown weary of the Kim Chi flavor, I am pleased to announce that Tom Yum is being offered at the Royale.

I'm sort of busy today, so didn't have time compose my expose. I get it to you when I get home tonight.

N2

[QUOTE=Ravane]Look, buddy,

'Because my poor command of English'? 'harder than I could ever imaging'?

Wtf you tryin to pull? Who you tryin to fool? Your knowledge of words such as hazing, assertion, connotation and 'fundamental gramatical structures, syntax' CLEARLY lets anyone with a basic command of the language KNOW that you are up to some shit. You are not as dumb as you're trying to pretend to be, which, in my eyes, just lowers your credibility even more. Do us all a favor: join another forum. I'm sure there are way cooler websites more accepting of people who know 'fundamental gramatical structures', yet who can't spell imagine. (and yes, I did notice you spelled grammatical wrong) The only thing I'm more wary of on this site than babylonians, are fakes.

Selah![/QUOTE]Dude,

Where the fuck did you come from? I've examined your previous reports, and from what I've deduced, your contribution to the cause is as minuscule as the size of your brain. I contributed more information in day than you did in a month, fool!

You must be out of your mind throwing me this shit. But like I said before, enough time have been spent on this topic. Moving on.

N2

[QUOTE=LexLuther]N2,

You are a funny guy. To explain things a bit, most cops are under-educated and could not construct a proper English sentence to save their souls.

Additionally it seems that you are posting a lot of crap just to increase your post count. Could this perhaps be an attempt to raise your post count, reach senior status, and thereby accrue some credibility that you don't really deserve? Who knows. Stay tuned.

Or perhaps you are just using coke and/or bored.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]LexLuther, I've addressed some of the points you've raised in post #624 <http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=541918&postcount=624>.

n2

[QUOTE=Original Gster]Yes, I know where the Carriage House is located and I know the address. I can confirm that it is about three blocks from a Metro Stop. I visited recently and saw Sue. It was a nice middle of the afternoon visit. The joint was quiet and the service was very unhurried.

Sue had a little mileage and it showed in the face, but was a pretty good provider overall. Her body was very tight, as was something else. She was a little small for my tastes up top. Very little Engrish was spoken. The TS was really good. All of my experiences at this establishment have been strong in the TS department. Almost reminds me of the excellent TS at CPHC before BW. The CBJ was good but brief. Her skills leaned more toward ball playing than shaft working. FS started as mish and finished as K9. Masagi was also very good with strong hands. GFE was available after the main event, but I prefer to exit quickly and be on my way.

I wouldn't seek her out on a return trip, but overall it was a pretty good experience.

OG[/QUOTE]What's the address or metro stop that it's near? That's what I've been trying to find out. :)

I have to agree with Ravane. N2 displays a curious mix of rich vocabulary along with bizarre grammatical usage, misspellings, and mis-matched subject/verb pairings. Perhaps N2 could tell us what is first language is. This may help us to understand. My guess is that he is either some shade of asian (perhaps southeast asian) or that he is from another planet entirely.

Please N2, give us some insight into what is at work in your linguistically bizarre behavior. If posts such as Ravane's upset you, then you have to help us find our way toward accepting you.

If N2 is asian as I have suggested, he is most likely what we used to call a "stupent" during the time when I was employed by a major local university. If this is true, then he may very well be dipping his little spoon too frequently into the Peruvian marching powder.

You must admit though that he is entertaining in his own irksome way.

LexLuther

Although I wanted to explore Olympic, I found that Royal was a much more convenient. While walking to my destination, I passed a hobo who pointed me into Happiness. I ignored him and proceeded on the Royal path.

Mamasan accompanied me to the second room. I asked to see my last provider, a mix between Italian and Korean, who spoke perfect English. Much to my dismay, she was on vacation.

“I’ll give you good girl,” Mamasan replied to me.

A moment later, Anna arrived. She was around 5’10” (with heels), skinny, 20-ish, flat stomach, B-cup with good size nip (enhanced, a little saggy, but felt very real), with a cute tushie. She spoke very little English. She was perfect, just my type.

She led me to the TS and spent time cleaning every inch of my body including the armpits. After the shower, I dry myself while she poured the mouthwash and gave it to me. By this gesture, I could foresee the events that lie ahead.

Back in the room, I laid with my stomach down while waiting for the massage. When she came in, she pulled me up, and lay down on her back. She gestured for me to have a taste to which I declined. She was surprise at my decision and began CBJ while I was standing next to the bed.

Then, I joined her on the bed where she continued a prolonged CBJ. “Come here,” I told her as she wetted her kitty and began CG. I pulled her body around for reverse CG followed by K9. Afterwards, hot towel for cleanup followed by a terrific massage. As I was getting dressed, I found out that there is a Thai girl available for review.