Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Maggot;1632986]Quick FYI. Appears CiCi moved to California. Saw Linda instead, which ended up being one of the worst massages I've had in recent memory by a 60'ish female straight off the boat from Beijing, and spoke no English at all. HE was so mechanical I nearly just got up and left. Avoid this one.[/QUOTE]I was just coming on here to see if anyone had update on Serenity. I've really like the place but have not been in a while.

At couple of experiences were so-so. Would be nice if Mimi, Kim or Anna would come back

[QUOTE=Exec Talent;1632771]I have tried to give this advice for years, but always get shouted down. Now, maybe people will listen. The only reason to go to an AMP is for a legitimate massage. Many guys shout here. Why not goto a LMT if that is what you want. Because most of them suck, do not give table showers, would never walk on your back or hop up on the massage table. A good, caring AMP is well worth the money. If you 1ant something else. It is cheaper and you will probly be happier with a half-hour BackPage girl.[/QUOTE]I agree with the first part of what ET said if you are someone who is considering an AMP, or have been frustrated by the AMP scene. I disagree with ET about going to see a BP girl, because they are a crap shoot too. If you want to have a fun time without drama, why not go see one of the many great ladies that post on this board? For a similar donation, you can avoid all of the nonsense and invest your funds wisely without as much of a gamble.

[QUOTE=Marine77;1629095]Saw "psycho" Heather yesterday morning. No more bad reviews for her. I think she has the holiday spirit in her. One hour massage was "excellent"++. She has very soft hands and skin. A real woman. You just have to be a true gentleman and be respectful. I tried to ascertain whether or not she read the "forum". I did so, circuitously, so that she did not deduce that I was trying to get 411 from her. She does not RTFF as far as I could tell. Of course, if she reads this, we're all fucked! Heather is intuitive, sexy, teasing and smart. She just needs to be pampered somewhat and she has to feel comfortable before you can expect other "menu" items. I will repeat this weekend. PM me for more 411.[/QUOTE]I, too, had a similar initial experience that was OK. I thought maybe I ws mixing up my Heathers. Then, along comes the "real" Heather I had heard about at the next appointment. I would count my blessings and walk away.

I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=HotnReadyGuy1; 1634076]I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I stand by my review. This forum is meant for people to share info and sadly I am not the only who think poorly of your service. Others psted agreeing and I also got private messages that say that your massage is poor quality. I did not want to go through the hassle of a bad attitude etc. It was pocket change to me so I let her have it. She is not a good massage therapist. And if your start out doing happy massages and then try to change and I suggest trying a new city. The way life works is your past will follow you.

[QUOTE=HotnReadyGuy1; 1634076]I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Looks like a post by Jenna or Tara

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1634226]Looks like a post by Jenna or Tara[/QUOTE]No question about it

Even with my recent experience, I still am batting well over 90% on having fantastic experiences. You just have to know where to go and even then (as in my recent experience) sometimes it doesn't work out. For me, a GFE. AMP experience is by far the best bang for the buck. The best do about 30 minutes of excellent massage, then 20 minutes of playing and about 10 minutes on another rub down to relax you back down. B-Sister spa was excellent and even NT has been wonderful over the years, along with SS when a certain lady was working there. I don't even need FS, just lots of body surfing and mutual exploring. All in all, I'd say it averages about 1. 20 with. 8 at the door. So, on par with BP and when you throw in the massage I believe it's a much better deal, plus a heck of a lot safer. But, of course, everyone is different. I think alot of them are just really freaked out right now due to recent LE activity. That happens from time to time and soon enough it will be back to where it was at certain places. The most important thing to remember is that if you get bad service and no HE then tip $0. You've got to let those girls know that they if they don't perform then they get nothing at all. In the case below it's more difficult to do that since you agreed upon a price in advance and after all she did perform FS, just not anywhere near the level you wanted.

[QUOTE=TRowePrice; 1630575]This is the crap I'm talking about, I am not liking AMP at all, I got duped about $$.40 total from FO on mills and only was allowed to hit it from the back and then light massage and out the door, had me use my own rubbers, paid a hour but was in and out in 30 mins. I really hate my Asian cravings

Really going to avoid them now on, I think we (men) need to band and avoid, focus on valid providers, causing the fake chicks either step and perform or pack and move.

Now I can get GFE for less, ill give my girl the same exact coin, she will really love me long.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1634226]Looks like a post by Jenna or Tara[/QUOTE]More like a boyfriend upset about his ladies profession. Don't worry dude, those hand jobs help pay the bills.

I haven't been to Magic in almost a year now and I was wondering who is working there now. Is Cici still there? That tight little body of hers is so dam sexy. If not, is there someone I should ask for? PM's are open if you prefer. I appreciate any info that anyone would care to share. Happy New Year everybody!

[QUOTE=HotnReadyGuy1; 1634076]I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Well Excuse Me! I am (now) here to set the record straight on these two.

Sounds like Tara Marie & Jenna should consider hiring Heather. Just imagine, a customer aka all of us "Jerks" could then go there, pay our money and get a "Professional and Licensed Low Quality Bad Massage by a Psycho Man Hating Lesbian with a Bitchy Attitude".

But of course guys don't forget "NO BJ's" are included !

I don't see why any guy aka "jerk" would pay money for any of these arrogant bimbos just to leave with a set of blue balls. How many idiots would pay Tara or Jenna for "Looky, looky but no touchy, touchy!".
Not me.
Tara Marie & Jenna don't want any Forum members to post a honest and accurate review of their substandard service.
Last I knew this forum is for SEX, not for Professional Massage Services, so why are these bimbos reading or remotely concerned about what is posted on the usaSEXguide Forum Board?
Time to Step off from this posting service girls, after all, you two are soo professional, soo licensed and soo more superior than us lowly Forum "Jerk" members. I tend to agree with BackJack; Girls, it may be time to relocate to a new city. Don't forget to pack your license!

SP

1. If you are the 'girls' themselves then, you must come to the realization that you cannot unsuck those dicks. It happened!

2. If you are the 'boyfriend' 'management' then no amount of angry post will change the fact of how many loads your 'girls' have taken!

3. As said before, this forum is not for your arguments or excuses hoping to mentally renew yourself with false hoods.

If you do wish to start new and change the ways of the past.

Tips for a new life-

1. Accept, what you have done,

2. Forgive yourself for it,

3. Get proffessional help for steps 1, 2,

4. Relocation (and a name change with new pics) probably is your best bet.

Good luck

I hope you get the help you need.

Have a Happy new year!

Lokm.

[QUOTE=HotnReadyGuy1; 1634076]I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HotnReadyGuy1; 1634076]I have seen some recent posts on her about Tara Marie and Jenna.

I am here to set the record straight on these two.

1. The picture you see online is real.

That is accurate.

2. This is a professional massage parlor. Do not expect extras.

If you believe this, I have some some great real estate in the middle of the gulf of mexico I would like to sell you at a discount rate. Ile leave it at that.

3. These girls asked you not to post on here. Why are people still posting about them.

Because it is a free country. If you don't like it, don't make your living jerking guys off.

4. These girls are licensed in the state of Florida. You are there to get a massage. If you want more go find a hooker.

You also make the bulk of your money giving handjobs. Take your holier then thou attitude elsewhere. I have seen one of you two, not both. In private conversation, you let me know that I would leave 'satisfied' with the other as well. No, sex is not on the menu nor do I think it ever was. That said, take your 'licensed massage' bs elsewhere.

5. To the jerk that said that Jenna gives BJ's. In your wildest dreams that will ever happen. She is a professional and gives a good massage.

I will defer.

6. To the other jerk that said he wasted his time going to see Jenna. If you do not like the way some is giving you a massage speak up. I am sure she asked you a few times during the session how the pressure was. If you do not speak up then she does not know what type of pressure you are looking for.

LOL at therapist talking about themselves in the third person.

Finally. Treat these girls with respect. They are trying to run a business and do not need people to say false things about them on here. The bottom line is if you want a good quality massage from a professional then visit them. If you want something more then go elsewhere.

Total bull shit. These girls give tug jobs. I'm sure it will be much harder now as they are not going to be happy by the not so suttle response to crap post.[/QUOTE]See above. Maybe the funniest post I have read in a long time.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1634752]See above. Maybe the funniest post I have read in a long time.[/QUOTE]Please leave these two ladies alone that don't bother anyone and wish to be left alone. They are legit and don't throw any stones period.

Enough of Tara and Jenna. Let them make a living. If we keep talking then LEO will take notice and put them out of business and then we will not have to talk about them again.