So I finally got the time to book a session with Karen from Instagram. Had to reschedule twice, but she texted me yesterday she has 4:30 pm slot available. I got to her place at 4:20 and she told me to wait until she call / text me (redflag #1). 4:35 coming a text from Karen and told me to come in. She greeted me at the door and asked for the donation $50 for 45 minutes. I gave her $100 and she said she only had $45 cash and give me the other $5 later (redflag #2). I had a long drive and I needed to pee, so I asked to use the restroom first. She said she don't have a bathroom or toilet, but yet her hair is fucking WET AF, so she grabbed on of those big plastic water cups and told me to pee in the cup. She got down on her knees and I thought she was going to clean me up with her mouth LOL, but she told me to pee into the cup with her holding my cock. It felt really weird and she wasn't that pleaseant to look at when peeing (redflag #3). I had a hard time with her watching me pee, but finally pee and it was almost a whole full cup.
Massage: She direct me to her the room with a massage table (keep in mind, this place is small AF). She told me to strip down and just leave my socks on (I was like WTF? She asked if it's ok to use oil, so I said ok. Keep in mind that this was close to 5 pm and no sunlight. It was cold in the room and me being butt naked with my socks on. She applied some oil with cooling sensation on my back and all over and my whole body felt colder than the outside weather. I was hoping to have a towel cover or something, but I went along with it for about 10 minutes. I asked if she had a towel or heater she can turn on, because I was cold. She just grabbed a hot towel and did a half ass wipe off the oil and told that she will give me my $ back because she have no heater and don't have extra towels to keep me warm. I got dressed and headed for the door. She asked if she can keep the $ I just told her for get it. Keep it and left. Most Definitely will NOT REPEAT.
I have been to many many massage places, and she has ZERO massage techniques or skills. Hope you all have a better experience than I did.