Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BinaryMan; 1531717]After my visit to K today, I seriously have to wonder WTF is going on. Showed up and was greeted by mamasan, led to the room, paid the fee. Moments later arrives this mid 30ish provider, with a nice natural D rack but zero in the ass department, hips straight as a board, and a partial beer gut. I almost called it a day, but decided to see how the service went down. Off to the TS we go. So-so on the TS and we go back to the room. Fairly decent rubdown with some very nice teasing and contact with junior and the ball team. On the flip, she wanted $$ for FS, I gave her the "go get f-cked " look (pun intended) , and we settled on $.2. Things went south from there.

15 second CBJ right into K9 for about 2 minutes. Right into 5 minutes of Mish, she starts groaning like she's got the clap and a vagina full of nails. So I was like wth. And she has the nerve to want to stop FS and HJ me to completion and cum on tits. Ended up being a HJ with some ball rubbing and outer prostate play.

After I bust, she does do a good cleanup, wants to blah blah blah, all I really want is a shower to clean up, and its not even offered, had to ask for that.

On the way out, she starts yapping with mamasan about the passing convo we shared in the room, and mamasan starts groaping junior at the door on the way out. Left scratching my head. Is a far cry from the top notch service Jessica provided just 2 weeks ago.

Looks like I'm on the hunt for another regular place.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you may have seen Mimi. If so, my session with her was somewhat better than that, but it's not like the girls are told to pamper me. Quality of service varies with the girl, not the AMP itself. And, Kay the mamasan can be nice as hell one day and cold as ice the next. That's typical of Korean working girls. I imagine she noticed that you were less than pleased on the way out so she grabbed your stuff as if to say,"You'll get better service next time." It's all a stupid game so a guy really can't take it too seriously. Just roll with it but be assertive if you're not getting what was agreed upon or reasonably expected. And, if the girl really jacks you around, stand your ground and demand money back or whatever is fair in the situation.

I'm sure you have all seen the ad. I went out to this woman's home WAY east of Atlanta only because I was doing some work out there for a client. Old, small home, but safe. Said she had a roommate staying with her that was out back doing something. Anyways, I walk in, at least the AC is on. Basically forces alcohol down my throat after I tell her I don't drink. So I drink a small glass of Champagne to get her to STFU. House is kind of dirty, but not filthy / nasty. I took a shower, she was very nice and talkative the whole time. She starts the massage in her room using lots of oil. Music was on HOT 107. 9 BLASTING, so I tell her crank that shit down. I mention to her that I occasionally toke and she asks me to roll a J WHILE on my stomach getting a massage, I told her no thanks LOL. Decent massage with lots of oil and teasing. No real training though because I actually told her I wanted her to work my neck area and she acted like she should stay away from the area because it hurt. So on the flip she gets under my legs and sits. Offers a pussy slide for $40, LOL, later I figure out that was for her enjoyment. She kept saying no sex, no sex, blah blah, asking if I post reviews and shit. I give this girl no play and act like "what the fuck is a review". She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions. She says she fucked because I has the biggest dick she has ever seen. Whatever. Anyway, I figure thats why she tried to upsell the pussy slide. She is decent IF you are in the area. Because if you are not she is one hell of a drive.

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;1531995]I'm sure you have all seen the ad. I went out to this woman's home WAY east of Atlanta only because I was doing some work out there for a client. Old, small home, but safe. Said she had a roommate staying with her that was out back doing something. Anyways, I walk in, at least the AC is on. Basically forces alcohol down my throat after I tell her I don't drink. So I drink a small glass of Champagne to get her to STFU. House is kind of dirty, but not filthy / nasty. I took a shower, she was very nice and talkative the whole time. She starts the massage in her room using lots of oil. Music was on HOT 107. 9 BLASTING, so I tell her crank that shit down. I mention to her that I occasionally toke and she asks me to roll a J WHILE on my stomach getting a massage, I told her no thanks LOL. Decent massage with lots of oil and teasing. No real training though because I actually told her I wanted her to work my neck area and she acted like she should stay away from the area because it hurt. So on the flip she gets under my legs and sits. Offers a pussy slide for $40, LOL, later I figure out that was for her enjoyment. She kept saying no sex, no sex, blah blah, asking if I post reviews and shit. I give this girl no play and act like "what the fuck is a review". She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions. She says she fucked because I has the biggest dick she has ever seen. Whatever. Anyway, I figure thats why she tried to upsell the pussy slide. She is decent IF you are in the area. Because if you are not she is one hell of a drive.[/QUOTE]I have been thinking about this one, but without pics I have been suspect. I called her once and she was polite, but kind of no-nonsense and not very feminine sounding so I have held back. From what I have read she is tall and in good shape. Does she get neeked from the start? What was the initial fee. Thanks!

I saw Kenzie in midtown (search BP massage for Kenzie). Her pics are accurate and and obviously staged to be flattering as she is chubby. She is very friendly, and claims to be a licensed therapist. I thought she gave me a pretty good massage and it is clear she has been trained. I ask her to work some areas as I needed some legitimate massage after an active weekend and she put her back into it and did a good job. On the flip, she teased and she got my attention. She asked if I wanted to add something, and I said sure but didn't talk price. Upon asking she removed her shirt, but didn't do it on her own. The finish as actually quite good for someone I suspect is a Lesbian-slow and sensual as opposed to a mechanical. In the end, it was $120. Not sure I would go back for that price.

Recent reports of poor quality here have flushed me from.

Lurkerdom to post my results. Maybe just lucky, but have had good (Chanel) ,

Better (Summer) and best (Akee) in 3 visits. Rolled in on Tues,

To empty lot. Friendly greeting from mama and drew Akee (sp?)

Gorgeous, thin. 20's, with perky B's. Big pouty Joli lips and great.

Personality, a little, but just enough English. Me. You're beautiful.

Her. I know (wink). Laid out $$ and off to good TS with.

Lots of ass attention to my enjoyment. Massage was above average.

On flip, she goes right to BBBJ and deep prostate (different strokes.)

Heading towards too quick explosion, so covered up and went.

To mish with DFK, enthusiasm and verbal,"f. Me, f. Me!"

I didn't last long. Cleaned up and had 2nd short massage. Very satisfied,

But as they say, YMMV.

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[QUOTE=Dudeatl;1532040]I saw Kenzie in midtown (search BP massage for Kenzie). Her pics are accurate and and obviously staged to be flattering as she is chubby. She is very friendly, and claims to be a licensed therapist. I thought she gave me a pretty good massage and it is clear she has been trained. I ask her to work some areas as I needed some legitimate massage after an active weekend and she put her back into it and did a good job. On the flip, she teased and she got my attention. She asked if I wanted to add something, and I said sure but didn't talk price. Upon asking she removed her shirt, but didn't do it on her own. The finish as actually quite good for someone I suspect is a Lesbian-slow and sensual as opposed to a mechanical. In the end, it was $120. Not sure I would go back for that price.[/QUOTE]Saw her not long ago too but balked at paying an extra $50 for a HJ. Offered $30 but no dice. Just not into chubby women.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1532104]Saw her not long ago too but balked at paying an extra $50 for a HJ. Offered $30 but no dice. Just not into chubby women.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I want a fitness model that gives a great massage and knows how to finish things up. I haven't had much luck so far.

I have an overall good experience to report. I saw Katie from BP for a 30min session at $80. She's the young skinny blonde I referred to in my last post. She was working out of a Marriott, and was as pleasant, sweet, and friendly as she could be. She was pretty talkative for the first half. But wow, for me, this girl just about had the perfect body. Her hair is much shorter than her photos, but in all honesty, I thought her body was better looking in person than in those photos (the ones in the photos seem almost too skinny). She had braces, which are always a big turn-off for me, but her body more than made up for them. Topless only, never takes off bottoms. Mutual touch, but she makes it clear not to go beneath the fabric. The massage itself was lousy; she just smears oil on you with hardly any pressure at all, and honestly, there wasn't much teasing before the big event, but the HE was still great. I'm only a few years older than her, and she just seemed like someone I would actually like to be friends with outside that situation. I can't afford that cash on any kind of regular basis, and it would be great if I could find a better massage and tease to go along with the main event, but I'm sure I'll see her again. Overall, good first experience with BPs.

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[QUOTE=Svtcobra;1531995]She has a nice body and great tits so I ask if we can fuck, she thinks and ponders, then says, OKAY for $180. ***** tries to slide me in BARE, I grab her arm and pull away. Walked out to car butt naked in sandals, grabbed a hat (very secluded area). Went back in and fucked in 2 positions.[/QUOTE]Damn, she's never offered me any extras beyond the HE. Good job.

[QUOTE=Dudeatl; 1529880]Watch out for these folks-it's the no pictures 'blond' massage team. They have a location in / near downtown alpharetta and also off of HBR. It appears 'Amanda' moves between the two locations because I have noticed her advertising for both. Pamela stays in Alpharetta and I believe Terri schedules the HBR location. The HBR location keeps 'security' in a room that can see you walk to the door. You may notice the similarity in ads. I think I have reported on this before, but it's good to repost bad service on occasion (Missy?).

Pamila is grotesquely obease with at least a grade 4 panniculus. She suggested to keep coming back for more, but I don't think I want anything that may be offered. 'Amanda' is very much what the pope said. She also coughed the whole time and I was worried I might feel her lung on my back any moment. .[/QUOTE]Holly crap I posted on these jokers a while ago too. Freaking one of the worst experiences in a while. Still hurts to remember her fat obese rolls crushing me while she tried to 'massage'. I give props to anyone that can get remotely excited while being around them. I had to go see a few girls in a row to get that image out of my head. Horrible.

[QUOTE=AssULikeIt; 1532064]Recent reports of poor quality here have flushed me from.

Lurkerdom to post my results. Maybe just lucky, but have had good (Chanel) ,

Better (Summer) and best (Akee) in 3 visits. Rolled in on Tues,

To empty lot. Friendly greeting from mama and drew Akee (sp?)

Gorgeous, thin. 20's, with perky B's. Big pouty Joli lips and great.

Personality, a little, but just enough English. Me. You're beautiful.

Her. I know (wink). Laid out $$ and off to good TS with.

Lots of ass attention to my enjoyment. Massage was above average.

On flip, she goes right to BBBJ and deep prostate (different strokes.)

Heading towards too quick explosion, so covered up and went.

To mish with DFK, enthusiasm and verbal,"f. Me, f. Me!"

I didn't last long. Cleaned up and had 2nd short massage. Very satisfied,

But as they say, YMMV.

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As I expected and some of you have already confirmed Larisa is completely legit. It was nice meeting her anyway. Can't complain got a good massage from a really nice girl at a nice price. He has a nice place with a dedicated massage room. Gives a good professional type massage if that's what your looking for. She is really attractive with nice body. Pics are accurate but looks better in person.

[QUOTE=Discretemale64;1531075]The last link in your post got my attention. Really liked that pic of her in the dress. So I gave Larisa a call. Flirted with her a little via text. She asked me to call her so I did and made appt for tomorrow. She repeated her disclaimer of no favors again over the phone. Went ahead with the appt anyway. Seems legit but you never know. Got the new customer special of $1 per minute. I really want this to work in my favor but seems like she is legit. If she is good as she says she is at least I will get a good massage out of it. She gave me her address over the phone when making the appt for tomorrow. That can't be a good sign. But I really want to meet her. She hasn't posted on BP since April but she answered right away. Will let you know after I TOFTT. Does anyone else have info that might save me the trouble?[/QUOTE]Totally legit but gives a pretty good massage, not deep but not just rubbing either.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1532626]And I doubt any BBBJ there. Enjoy your dreams.[/QUOTE]Its true. Thats the same girl that gave me BBBJ there. From my post I accidentially put in general. Same chick.

[QUOTE=Dudeatl;1532030]I have been thinking about this one, but without pics I have been suspect. I called her once and she was polite, but kind of no-nonsense and not very feminine sounding so I have held back. From what I have read she is tall and in good shape. Does she get neeked from the start? What was the initial fee. Thanks![/QUOTE]Fee was $100 for the massage / mutual touch / HE. No rush.