Massage Parlor Reports

Ouch! That is F'd up.

Never in my life have I heard of cracking elbows.

Sounds to me like you got a be*tch because you wouldn't tolerate her up-selling. Ridiculous.

Thanks for the warning to stay away.

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1681525]Went to Ocean. Its in a location where there have been AMP for twenty years. Off of Bristol, where Red hill and Santa Ana come together, on the Santa Ana side across from the motel. New management, last time a Thai kinda place, inconsistent on extras.

Went in, saw Jenny. 40 at the door for 30. Wait in room ten minutes, she comes in. About 25 cute enough. Starts on my back and replaces small sheet on rear. No problem. Massages my back for a minute or two, moves to my legs massage legs for one minute and says flip. I am thinking is this a 3 minute FS joint?

On flip, massage my legs, and in a minute says HJ 50 with her hand on my junk. I was startled, but said ok.

10 minutes of jackhammer, no tease, no style, I had to work to get it done.

Then leaves to get clean up towels- out five minutes. Then trys to upsell me for a $20 foot massage to finish the massage. I say no, but she keeps at it for a few minutes and finally I say strongly give me the half hour 40 massage. I am realty agitated and lost whatever relaxed feeling I had. Comes back in, gives me a two minute head and shoulders massage in the face up position, and leaves again. Come in and gives me arrm and hand for two minutes

You know the way the crack your fingers, she did the same to my elbow, hard and I thought she broke it and I needed Tommy John. Told her never do that to anyone again. She says something and leaves again, I think for water. After about three minutes I start to get dressed, and she comes in and sweetly says no more massage to me as a question, like she was going to give me the massage of my life. I tell her no, I just want to leave. Coldly give her the money, she says see you next time and I tell her loudly, there will be no next time here. Hope the MMS heard, and I hope they read this.

Not relaxing at all. Not on my repeat list. Holiday is close by, next time go there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadLuvr69; 1681732]Ouch! That is F'd up.

Never in my life have I heard of cracking elbows.

Sounds to me like you got a be*tch because you wouldn't tolerate her up-selling. Ridiculous.

Thanks for the warning to stay away.[/QUOTE]Man it really hurt- its the same when they pull your finger to stretch it, but the elbow she did it fast. I just think she was never trained in anything.

Sounds like she tried to crack your dick too. I hate the jackhammer and I really hate when they leave the room over and over.

I must have been lucky. I've never been at a place where the massage girl leaves over and over. Usually only once at the end, and that's to give me that nice hot washcloth treatment.

[QUOTE=Chogori;1681753]Sounds like she tried to crack your dick too. I hate the jackhammer and I really hate when they leave the room over and over.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadLuvr69;1681936]I must have been lucky. I've never been at a place where the massage girl leaves over and over. Usually only once at the end, and that's to give me that nice hot washcloth treatment.[/QUOTE]Or perhaps I've been unlucky. A number of times I've had my girl need to leave the room to answer the phone or deal with someone coming in. The worst was right in the middle of the HE. She left the room and deal with an incoming customer. I could hear her trying to convince him to wait just a bit. When she came back in, I got up and got dressed and left. Last time I went there. Without a MMS, if all the girls are busy, someone has to answer the phone.

[QUOTE=Chogori;1682345]Or perhaps I've been unlucky. A number of times I've had my girl need to leave the room to answer the phone or deal with someone coming in. The worst was right in the middle of the HE. She left the room and deal with an incoming customer. I could hear her trying to convince him to wait just a bit. When she came back in, I got up and got dressed and left. Last time I went there. Without a MMS, if all the girls are busy, someone has to answer the phone.[/QUOTE]Understaffing like this is more serious than just a mood killer. That's unfortunate. Hopefully when people stop returning they will figure out why.

[QUOTE=Chogori;1682345]Or perhaps I've been unlucky. A number of times I've had my girl need to leave the room to answer the phone or deal with someone coming in. The worst was right in the middle of the HE. She left the room and deal with an incoming customer. I could hear her trying to convince him to wait just a bit. When she came back in, I got up and got dressed and left. Last time I went there. Without a MMS, if all the girls are busy, someone has to answer the phone.[/QUOTE]They've got machines that can answer phones.

While we're on the subject of distracted providers:

I've definitely had my share of instances where the girl leaves to answer the door or the phone. I'm usually not too bothered by that, as I know they can't always have a dedicated receptionist or MMS. But I've also had a provider actually answer her cell phone WHILE massaging me (like one hand on me, one hand on her phone) , with the volume up so high, I could hear the entire conversation with the monger on the other end. I've even had a girl leave in the middle of my session to give a customer a quick handy while I waited. Ridiculous. Tip accordingly guys!

2 reports from Tustin:

1st: This was a couple of weeks ago, wanted to check out some of the Tustin RnT's for awhile but never had the time. After hitting one spot with a full lobby, went instead to #F. I had heard it was a legit Chinese place but in my experience you can usually get an HE from the Chinese places (sometimes more.) The receptionist was young (said she was 23 and for once I could believe it) and cute (not a classic spinner but still slender) and turned out she would be giving me the massage. Right away I let my hands roam and when the flip came I asked for everything. Sadly she said she could only do a basic HE since she had to leave her cloths on. For a little more than the standard rate she allowed roaming under the shirt and I could go under the bra but bra had to stay on and no roaming underneath clothing in the down below regions. Anyhow, the technique was decent enough and she did the hot towel wipe down afterwards. $ total, I tipped. 6 instead of the usual. 4 but since I had opted for the hhr, the out the door price was what I would usually pay for that service.

2nd: New place opened in Tustin. Grand Opening, no really, it actually was. In fact, there were still some wiring for switches that hadn't been connected and the shower had no soap (plus took forever to get warm.) Viet place, hot receptionist but sadly she wasn't the provider (at least not for me but the way she was dressed and the temp outside, got to believe she sometimes does massages.) After I took a quick shower I went to the room and N. Came in. Again, I had opted for a hhr instead of the full hr. I was laying down face up with a small towel not really covering what I didn't really want to cover. She removed the towel right away and I grabbed her to let her know to proceed. She had me get face down for a light back massage then flipped back to the front again. Since I saw the ad for this place in an escort section and only the escort section (not in body rubs or massage or therapeutic) I thought I'd ask for FS and even let her know I brought my own protection but she said only the same service as my review above (and same total pricing.) The difference was she was not wearing a bra and allowed full hand roam up top and down below. I have a feeling after they have been open a bit, FS might be on the menu and in any event I'd recommend waiting a week or 2 anyways at least until they finish construction. A final note, the layout of this place is kinda screwy. I looks set up to be a full spa and they spent the money on things like the layout of the shower but did not spend the money to punch out a few walls to make the flow of the place a little more natural. Maybe they figured they won't be around long enough to spend that kind of money or maybe it's some deal with the landlord.

Stopped by Delight at about 10 last night since it was only one of the few that are still open at that time. Not sure if anyone has posted on it and its been a while since I visited an AMP, but I said what the heck, I was in the mood. The place is right next to the liquor store so when you park and leaving your car, you are bound to get noticed. Walked into the MP and a latina was the receptionist to the place, caught off guard but I don't really mind latinas. Got to the room and in comes Lily in a short skirt body tight. It is a VMP after all. She was about 5-4 and in her mid 30's, body and face average. Asked her to dim the lights a little bit and she said no. As she got started, my hands began to roam as to test the waters. Initially, she backed away every time I tried to grab her cheeks or pet the kitty, leaving me a little confused as to why the hesitation when she is wearing a tight short dress. After so many advances, I laid and enjoyed my massage. After the flip, she dimmed the lights a little bit and allowed my hands to roam. I believe that the only service available is an HJ, however my hands were able to roam anywhere they chose. She had a great personality to the whole process, joking many times. The massage overall was great as after the HJ, she cleaned me up and continued with the massage until the hour was up. That is something we rarely find these days. The whole damage was $1 as. 60 went to the door. I saw some of the other girls there and wasn't too impressed.

Noticed an ad backpages that interested me. Title was:

No Clothes. HOT Fun. PROSTATE Joy + Fetish Fun. Open Late ONLY $30. 21.

I figure any place that advertises prostate anything is giving HJ's, right? And the ad mentions Xtra fun in the shower so I thought I would check it out.

I went in paid the $30 and asked about the shower. In comes cindy, a cute 20ish v-girl spinner. She gave me a towel and showed me to a tiny shower in a supply room. So I ask her if she's going to join me and she just looks confused. Hey, where is my xtra fun? I persisted a bit, but she just looked at me like I was nuts, so I took my shower and went back to the room for the massage.

She start off with a pretty good legit massage. Walks on my back and all that. Doesn't go anywhere near my but, so there is no tickle or tease. On the flip she keeps doing a pretty good legit massage. I fondle her ass and she just basically ignores me and keeps massaging. So I'm laying on the table naked with half a chubby and she's just ignoring me. Finally I grab her hand and move it to the right place for the happy part. The funny thing was I had to pull her hand, but once she got there she went to work like she knew what she was doing. I guess she just didn't trust me or something. Total was. 7.

Mission accomplished but I didn't get my xtra shower fun. Anyone ever been here? Is the shower fun real, or just there to make the ad interesting?

Went here yesterday. Thin hot Viet girl with long black hair. Maybe late 20's early 30's. Went around the back entrance. She greeted me with the "hello baby" and led me to a room. This was my first time at this particular AMP. I have been to others and know the drill. She asked if I have been there before. I told her no but that I have others that I go to (basically letting her know that I knew the going rates for tips).

I asked for the hhr and handed her $. She told me it was .6 for hhr and .6 for HJ (she motioned with her hands.) I told her that it was too much and ALL other place are less inexpensive. She tried to pout and I said I was sorry, but I could travel a mile and get a better rate. She handed me my $ back and out the door I went.

Anyone else with a similar exp?

LM

Did a prior review on that place. The girl I had barely even knew how to massage, and the ending was about as mechanical as it could be. And she wanted. 6 for the happy ending portion. I've pretty much written that place off =)

[QUOTE=AsianPussy; 1684845]Noticed an ad backpages that interested me. Title was:

No Clothes. HOT Fun. PROSTATE Joy + Fetish Fun. Open Late ONLY $30. 21.

I figure any place that advertises prostate anything is giving HJ's, right? And the ad mentions Xtra fun in the shower so I thought I would check it out.

I went in paid the $30 and asked about the shower. In comes cindy, a cute 20ish v-girl spinner. She gave me a towel and showed me to a tiny shower in a supply room. So I ask her if she's going to join me and she just looks confused. Hey, where is my xtra fun? I persisted a bit, but she just looked at me like I was nuts, so I took my shower and went back to the room for the massage.

She start off with a pretty good legit massage. Walks on my back and all that. Doesn't go anywhere near my but, so there is no tickle or tease. On the flip she keeps doing a pretty good legit massage. I fondle her ass and she just basically ignores me and keeps massaging. So I'm laying on the table naked with half a chubby and she's just ignoring me. Finally I grab her hand and move it to the right place for the happy part. The funny thing was I had to pull her hand, but once she got there she went to work like she knew what she was doing. I guess she just didn't trust me or something. Total was. 7.

Mission accomplished but I didn't get my xtra shower fun. Anyone ever been here? Is the shower fun real, or just there to make the ad interesting?[/QUOTE]

Is this the AMP closed to HomeDepot of Garden Grove? I went there like years ago and it was Korean run instead of Viet. The service and mileage was so-so at best.

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57;1685500]Did a prior review on that place. The girl I had barely even knew how to massage, and the ending was about as mechanical as it could be. And she wanted. 6 for the happy ending portion. I've pretty much written that place off =)[/QUOTE]

Is that the Home Depot at Garden Grove? I went there like last year and it was a Korean run. The service and mileage were so-so. Nothing to write home about.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy; 1684845]Noticed an ad backpages that interested me. Title was:

No Clothes. HOT Fun. PROSTATE Joy + Fetish Fun. Open Late ONLY $30. 21.

I figure any place that advertises prostate anything is giving HJ's, right? And the ad mentions Xtra fun in the shower so I thought I would check it out.

I went in paid the $30 and asked about the shower. In comes cindy, a cute 20ish v-girl spinner. She gave me a towel and showed me to a tiny shower in a supply room. So I ask her if she's going to join me and she just looks confused. Hey, where is my xtra fun? I persisted a bit, but she just looked at me like I was nuts, so I took my shower and went back to the room for the massage.

She start off with a pretty good legit massage. Walks on my back and all that. Doesn't go anywhere near my but, so there is no tickle or tease. On the flip she keeps doing a pretty good legit massage. I fondle her ass and she just basically ignores me and keeps massaging. So I'm laying on the table naked with half a chubby and she's just ignoring me. Finally I grab her hand and move it to the right place for the happy part. The funny thing was I had to pull her hand, but once she got there she went to work like she knew what she was doing. I guess she just didn't trust me or something. Total was. 7.

Mission accomplished but I didn't get my xtra shower fun. Anyone ever been here? Is the shower fun real, or just there to make the ad interesting?[/QUOTE]