Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much!

[QUOTE=LuvitAtl;6882005]Hey guys, I'm in from Atlanta. Lots of heat there, so talent is leaving and guys on our boards keep talking about LA or NYC.

I'm here unplanned and want to make the most of it. Can you help me with a few options, please?

I'm up in Thousand Oaks but can come down towards the city. Just prefer not to have to go to the opposite side if I can avoid it.

I'm not looking for BJ or FS. I do like a really good massage with backwalking and a really nice finish.

I've never had B2 B and would love to experience that. Don't quite know what to ask for exactly.

I prefer young and fit. I'm more into ass, legs & feet than tits.

Where and who should I see? DMs welcome too!

Thanks so much![/QUOTE]Check the San Fernando Valley forum for more answers on Valley providers.

Moon spa has had signage up for a half year, but now has a Grand Opening banner. Chinese shop. Doors not curtains. 'Treatment' beds with face holes. Clean. Rear shop entrance so you don't have to enter on Pico. Across from the old Islands. Provider was around 30. HE only w / ok massage. YMMV.

Will be staying near LAX for a few days. Was wondering if anyone could recommend spas and or agencies in that vicinity. Can PM too, thanks!

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6882906]I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.[/QUOTE]This is why picking up street walkers is sometimes better. What you see is usually what you get in terms of looks. A lot of them probably have less millage on them also. The last girl I picked up was a 20 year old student with a killer body. Got her number and she's willing to drive to me. With AMPs, you have to trust on reviews and oftentimes, those reviews aren't accurate. Or, when you get there, you get a bait and switch and end up with a different girl. And you end up regretting it because you had to spend your time during the session pretending she was hotter than she really was.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6882906]I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.[/QUOTE]I think you missed a couple of good reports. The Ariya Thai / Candy Therapy reports and the one for the massage shop in Hollywood off Sunset by the Zankou Chicken. The reports sounded promising. I also used to frequent AMPs / AAMPS / LMPs years ago before getting into nonpros / sugaring. I think some of the dudes griping are grumpy old dudes on here that like to troll and be sarcastic. I hate sarcastic people. I'm actually thinking of hitting up the spot on Sunset just to delve into the AMP world again for old times sake. It's not far from me. I still know the AMP game. Only thing that's changed is the price is a little higher. And someone being a cheap ass and expecting the works for 80 is a nitwit. It was 80 a fucking long ass time ago. The average has been 100 for a long time. I don't mind dropping 120 nowadays. Because prices go up. That's the way it freakin works.

I'm not going back into it full time. Just to see for myself on those promising reports. And I'm not traveling to the westside AMPs, fuck that area. Traffic west of the 405 and around it is freakin hell. I know because I used to work in the tech companies in El Segundo. So anything east or south from there is game. So I'm just trying one out. My main P4 P game is sugaring / nonpros and will stay that way.

JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.

[QUOTE=Asphalt;6883444]JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.[/QUOTE]I'm not a spa guy normally, but I saw this post about BBFS offered at this Merry Spa. Can anyone tell me if this is a standard offering there (assuming its the first time there, and they don't know you) or is this BBFS offering an unusual, one-off occurance? I'd be interested in whatever any of you guys can tell me about this, or any other massage places in LA that offer BBFS. Grandma-aged providers, if they are not totally gross looking, would be fine! Contact me privately if you prefer, thanks.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6882906]I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.[/QUOTE]This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6883881]This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.[/QUOTE]Reading your metaphors was one of the bright spots of this game for me. I imagine your friends just sit around waiting to see what's going to come out of your mouth.

But back to the AMP game. I got so tired of literally trying to convince myself the girl in front of me was someone else. Or finding some non-repellant feature to over fixate on. Like yeah she's 50 and out of shape and kinda angry and really wants me to cum super fast so she can just move on and she's making it super obvious by saying in broken English "ok you come now". But hey her left shoulder isn't bad so I'm just going to stare at that while I find a way to bring myself to climax.

I am really holding out hope it gets back to how it was in the early 2000's. Or maybe I'm glamorizing the past.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6884116]Reading your metaphors was one of the bright spots of this game for me. I imagine your friends just sit around waiting to see what's going to come out of your mouth.

But back to the AMP game. I got so tired of literally trying to convince myself the girl in front of me was someone else. Or finding some non-repellant feature to over fixate on. Like yeah she's 50 and out of shape and kinda angry and really wants me to cum super fast so she can just move on and she's making it super obvious by saying in broken English "ok you come now". But hey her left shoulder isn't bad so I'm just going to stare at that while I find a way to bring myself to climax.

I am really holding out hope it gets back to how it was in the early 2000's. Or maybe I'm glamorizing the past.[/QUOTE]You're glamorizing the past man. It's always been older Asian ladies most of the time even from years ago. Didn't matter where the AMP was in LA. It's mostly always been like that. Once in a while you would might get lucky and find a 30 something lady that kind of looked young enough to pass for 20 something. The only other option was Korean Houses / Apartments to hopefully get something younger and full raw. Once in a while when I used to hit up the Latina MPs and Casitas I'd get a younger Latina with a nice body. But still was an all covered situation. The other option to find hot Asian girls in MPs were the OC AMPs with their Vietnamese masseuses. But OC AMPs with that quality always would cost more than LA AMPs and also the drive down there. At the very least it seems like more AMPs are making a comeback in certain parts of LA.

I went back today (Wednesday) and expected to see Lena but instead I was greeted by Carrie. Short, early 30's with man mades. I was about to ask for a line up but I loved her energy and I gave in. She started with the normal 3/10 massage and then asked for the flip. She was very playful but also to the point. She asked for the donation first so I gave the 1. 2 and off she went. When she comes back she asked if I wanted 4 hands. I said I would consider it but I need to see her first. At the beginning she didn't want to let me see her. Told her it was fine then just her. She said ok ok and went to go get the 2nd girl. MAN I FUCKED UP. As Carries starts putting on the cover she goes to town. In walks in Daisy. She was a solid 8/10. Great flirty energy. While carries is working, Daisy pops out the girls and shoves them in my face. How can I say no. Carrie stops and asks for the donation. I said fine. Then drop another 1. 2. Daisy goes and picks up whatever she needs and at this point Carrie gets mad bc I could have given her more. Playful but serious she continues CBJ. Daisy comes back in, continues to rub all over and then Carrie gets on top and starts riding me. Starts complimenting on how good it feels and with each passing second she goes harder and harder. I think eventually she came since she just started laying her head on my chest and squeezes me with her thighs. Next up is Daisy. Carrie scoots up to my chest and asks me to Lick Her. But I know better instead I grab her shoulders and bring her in so I can start sucking on her girls. Meanwhile Daisy removes the cover, cleans up and then puts her own cover on and starts her CBJ. Another 5 minutes of this and the Carrie gets off my chest and says "she wants you to fuck her". SAYLESS. She gets on top and starts bouncing. A majestic bounce and the facials were on point. I feel like busting so I ask her to get off and get in all 4's. I start pounding away. Meanwhile Carrie is rubbing herself and then licking my neck from the back while telling me to go harder. Daisy got louder and louder until I finally finished inside. Mission completed.

They both thanked me and asked me for whatever and start cleaning me up with a warm towel. Their attitudes never change and are just borderline GFE with the way they cater to you. I wanted to get Daisys contact but it doesn't seem that Carrie was too happy that she was stealing her future clientele.

Repeating for sure but only taking Daisy.

House fee is. 5 for 30.

Plus 1. 2 per girl.

P. S I did tell Carrie no cover before starting CBJ, but she said "fottymo" I said meh. You can continue. So it's on the menu, you just got to pay a little more or she needs to get used to you.

[QUOTE=Gilforama;6883536]I'm not a spa guy normally, but I saw this post about BBFS offered at this Merry Spa. Can anyone tell me if this is a standard offering there (assuming its the first time there, and they don't know you) or is this BBFS offering an unusual, one-off occurance? I'd be interested in whatever any of you guys can tell me about this, or any other massage places in LA that offer BBFS. Grandma-aged providers, if they are not totally gross looking, would be fine! Contact me privately if you prefer, thanks.[/QUOTE]Hard to believe BBFS in Chinatown?

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6884202]You're glamorizing the past man. It's always been older Asian ladies most of the time even from years ago. Didn't matter where the AMP was in LA. It's mostly always been like that. Once in a while you would might get lucky and find a 30 something lady that kind of looked young enough to pass for 20 something. The only other option was Korean Houses / Apartments to hopefully get something younger and full raw. Once in a while when I used to hit up the Latina MPs and Casitas I'd get a younger Latina with a nice body. But still was an all covered situation. The other option to find hot Asian girls in MPs were the OC AMPs with their Vietnamese masseuses. But OC AMPs with that quality always would cost more than LA AMPs and also the drive down there. At the very least it seems like more AMPs are making a comeback in certain parts of LA.[/QUOTE]I remember, I used to do this other cities when I would travel.

San Francisco was great. I used to think that girls would work there for like 10 years when they were young and hot, and they would ship them down to Los Angeles once they became older, nastier, and more jaded.