Massage Parlor Reports

Two months ago, I visited Deep Blue in Herndon for the first time. This is a C-AMP and I drew Yu-Yu. She is a late 40's gal not great looking maybe a 5 with a 6 for a body. I paid the $50 HH entrance fee and laid down to wait for Yu-YU. She comes in and immediately starts running her fingers up and down my back and then between my legs, there was never a hint of a massage. Now she tells me that for $100 she will remove all her clothing and give me a HJ. I say OK! No money up front so I just went with it. Nice HJ while I rubbed her spot with cream while I was getting jacked. All over with and out the door in 20 minutes. It was Ok. Good Short time.

I re-visited yesterday because of an ad that I saw on Craigslist advertising, "new management" . I think maybe they have a hot new girl, but that wasn't the case, and the experience was not what I had expected. On entering I heard a door open and then it immediately shut. A gal at the far end of the hall appeared and motioned for me to come forward. As I passed the bathroom there was a terrible smell of defecation that now began to permeate the surrounding area; the massage room is adjacent to this bathroom that had just defiled. What a boner killer!

The gal is standing in the room, and I ask for Yu-Yu. She says, "I'm Yu-Yu" and proceeds to give me a big hug. I didn't remember her. Same HH deal, I lay down and she comes over and starts the same routine. I grab her ass; I turn over and I tell her that I want a BJ. She didn't understand so I put my finger in my mouth. She still doesn't get it. She points to her crotch, and I say, "no, I want a BJ". She looks at junior, (he is struggling by now) appraising the situation. She was drawing closer, she looked at me and then I thought that she was going for the BB but then she hesitated. Suddenly, she called out to her co-worker and walked out. WTF I thought. Did I insult her? She returns with these strips of cellophane, like Saran wrap. I have heard about this but never experienced it before. She warps the strips around my dick like a trimming a candy cane and then starts sucking. I told her harder and harder, I encouraged her because the whole prior experience had been a "Boner killer". Finally, I blew nice and hard and there was a lot of leakage. She unwrapped me and then I could see her rubbing the cum from just below her chin; what a mess. It was weird but not all that bad. I asked her how much, we settled on $120 and she was more than happy.

On my way out she introduces me to We-We. She had I look of relief on her face, so I am assuming she is the bathroom culprit. OK in looks but not more than a 5 and maybe a 6 in body. Both gals are very friendly and respectful but two visits is enough for me. Probably a good place for an inexpensive pump if you are in a hurry.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards PJ.

I didn't think I would go back so soon, but I happened to be in the area and I said what the hell. I was greeted by Ruby, who is near 30. Ruby has decent boobs and thick nipples. The massage was pretty standard and quickly turned into roll over and play. Ruby demanded tip prior since she didn't know me, told me a prior monger didn't tip her for service. I gave her 150 for everything. Ruby rules are no kissing and everything covered, I just can't enjoy CBJ anymore, I rather have a HJ. She wanted me on top and let me finish on her belly. Very nice shaved 🐱. I kinda need kissing and bbj now to enjoy myself, I will try others and report. Take care my gentle monger brothers!!

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6562853]Two months ago, I visited Deep Blue in Herndon for the first time. This is a C-AMP and I drew Yu-Yu. She is a late 40's gal not great looking maybe a 5 with a 6 for a body. I paid the $50 HH entrance fee and laid down to wait for Yu-YU. She comes in and immediately starts running her fingers up and down my back and then between my legs, there was never a hint of a massage. Now she tells me that for $100 she will remove all her clothing and give me a HJ. I say OK! No money up front so I just went with it. Nice HJ while I rubbed her spot with cream while I was getting jacked. All over with and out the door in 20 minutes. It was Ok. Good Short time.

I re-visited yesterday because of an ad that I saw on Craigslist advertising, "new management" . I think maybe they have a hot new girl, but that wasn't the case, and the experience was not what I had expected. On entering I heard a door open and then it immediately shut. A gal at the far end of the hall appeared and motioned for me to come forward. As I passed the bathroom there was a terrible smell of defecation that now began to permeate the surrounding area; the massage room is adjacent to this bathroom that had just defiled. What a boner killer!

The gal is standing in the room, and I ask for Yu-Yu. She says, "I'm Yu-Yu" and proceeds to give me a big hug. I didn't remember her. Same HH deal, I lay down and she comes over and starts the same routine. I grab her ass; I turn over and I tell her that I want a BJ. She didn't understand so I put my finger in my mouth. She still doesn't get it. She points to her crotch, and I say, "no, I want a BJ". She looks at junior, (he is struggling by now) appraising the situation. She was drawing closer, she looked at me and then I thought that she was going for the BB but then she hesitated. Suddenly, she called out to her co-worker and walked out. WTF I thought. Did I insult her? She returns with these strips of cellophane, like Saran wrap. I have heard about this but never experienced it before. She warps the strips around my dick like a trimming a candy cane and then starts sucking. I told her harder and harder, I encouraged her because the whole prior experience had been a "Boner killer". Finally, I blew nice and hard and there was a lot of leakage. She unwrapped me and then I could see her rubbing the cum from just below her chin; what a mess. It was weird but not all that bad. I asked her how much, we settled on $120 and she was more than happy.

On my way out she introduces me to We-We. She had I look of relief on her face, so I am assuming she is the bathroom culprit. OK in looks but not more than a 5 and maybe a 6 in body. Both gals are very friendly and respectful but two visits is enough for me. Probably a good place for an inexpensive pump if you are in a hurry.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards PJ.[/QUOTE]Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.

[QUOTE=Dunnit;6556886]I have seen Kiko three times. Does she ever taken her top off? The most I got was top up and tits out of her bra. I thought I might get more on successive visits but that doesn't seem to be the case.[/QUOTE]I haven't had the pleasure of seeing Kiko but if you want huge tits with big nipples my favorites are Tara, Nikki and Bella. In that order.

I stopped by Palace in McLean last week to see Celine as I was hungry to munch on a skinny Korean's shaved pussy. Celine fits the bill. She has been reviewed on here before plenty of times. She is rail thin but no ass and small tits but she has a nice shaved pussy that tastes great and does a really good P2P. Her massage skills are OK, at least you get a half-way decent massage out of the house fee. Some people on here says her massage skills are excellent but I beg to differ, not excellent but decent. Love that she wears those itty bitty short shorts. It's 60 for the half hour and 80 for an hour, in terms of house fee. She they have a couple of new girls that must had rotated in. I did not see the other girls.

Today I was lucky to get in at ViVi Spa in Warrenton as a walk-in, after reading one monger's recent description of a provider wearing some short shorts and doing P2P. Last week I got skunked after attempting a walk-in as they were busy. Well not today, so I opted for the half hour (60 house fee) to test this place out. Jessica was my provider, tall, somewhat lean, older, but fuckable Chinese if I ever was presented the option to fuck her (she did not present that option). She was wearing regular shorts, that went to above her knees so no short shorts to be seen She asked me if this was my first time there and I said no, to ward off any hesitation on her part. She did a good medium massage, and spent the majority of the time on my lower back and ass cheeks, brushing along by ass crack. On the flip is when she asked me what I wanted. I could tell she has been in this business a while and she is a hustler by the way she was negotiating. We went back and forth, she wanted 100 to take her top off. I balked and said just do HJ. She said that would be 80, I balked again and she was a bit miffed but in the end she settled on 60 for HJ. I did some gently OTC roaming. She does an excellent job of edging, running her nails along my shaft and doing a one hand twist and then slowing down when requested. I busted a huge nut and she kept stroking to make me feel that agonizing pain (good pain LOL) after busting. On my way out, I saw another provider setting up one of the other rooms; she was shorted and wearing the god-awful leggings attire. I'll see Jessica again for the good HJ edging technique she does. In my opinion, just by her demeanor she probably will do FS or DATY but she will negotiate the hell out of you for big $$$ which isn't worth it considering better value options more north of Warrenton.

Back to Forever wellness. There's another girl, can't recall her name', but she's not my type so drew Grace again. TS for 5-6 min, excellent massage for 25-30 min, ST for 5 min and then head game till I blew in the bag. Her mouth grip is the best!

[QUOTE=Vbgent4u2c;6481138]What does FHOH stand for? I searched the forum and can't find it.[/QUOTE][URL]http://hhspa.co/[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrFairfax;6563790]Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.[/QUOTE]Ah man! I've wanted to see a Chinese provider. There has to be a good one out there somewhere. I've liked the Korean and Japanese ladies, and I'm still touring Asia so to speak.

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6564986]Ah man! I've wanted to see a Chinese provider. There has to be a good one out there somewhere. I've liked the Korean and Japanese ladies, and I'm still touring Asia so to speak.[/QUOTE]May Spa in Fairfax is Chinese, and gets generally good reviews on this board. I recommend them.

This place recently opened, so thought I would visit. Same general vicinity as M&M, Queen, etc. The space is very nicely appointed, comparable to (and maybe nicer than) Spa Sung. It has a table shower and a shower-sized steam room. I saw Julie. Older Korean woman, pleasant face and demeanor. She was wearing a spandex top and shorts, with B's up top and a bit of a belly. She suggested doing the shower and steam after the massage, which worked for me as I had taken a shower just before heading over. Really good deep tissue massage, with good spot-by-spot pressure (as opposed to long flowing strokes). Sounds like there is an expanded menu for an upcharge, but I opted for manual happiness. The top and shorts fell on the floor, and I had an enjoyable time. If you like older, softer Korean women, I would recommend it. She seemed to say they usually had 2-3 therapists there every day, and I plan to return.

Did some research of the forum and was all over the place with names of places, clued names, confusing locations.

Three questions, no rush, I won't be going until Saturday afternoon:

1. Recommendations for best reasonably priced AMP and providers who has full menu but not necessarily FS. Prefer assertive or sassy girls over the routine passive 'I'm your new girlfriend, honey. ' DM me if you know someone UTR.

2. Is there a place with the actual name 'Arlington Therapy', or is there a girl called Lulu or Lotte there?

And 3. What is the new name for what used to be Tokyo Therapy? If it's still open or under new name and management, does the 'Crypt Keeper's grandmother' still work there? I got to see her for myself after laughing at reviews about her or them about 6 months ago.

Again, I tried to research these questions (not my greatest skill) and got every post with words Arlington or Therapy in it.

Again, feel free to DM me if you prefer.

Thanks.

I have to amend having Nikki as one of my favorites. I went for a half hour massage for. 80. The massage was ok but she was standoffish and reserved. IDK. Maybe she was having an off day. My first visit earlier in year she was more playful. I think I'm done with her. If you want to see her soon go before the month is out as she will be on a month long vacation starting September.

[QUOTE=CrudeOil;6565835]I have to amend having Nikki as one of my favorites. I went for a half hour massage for. 80. The massage was ok but she was standoffish and reserved. IDK. Maybe she was having an off day. My first visit earlier in year she was more playful. I think I'm done with her. If you want to see her soon go before the month is out as she will be on a month long vacation starting September.[/QUOTE]I have seen Nikki a few times and she blows hot and cold, no pun etc. Last time was over a year ago and I got the cold one, so I haven't been back. Tara is also going on vacation next month, BTW.

[QUOTE=CrudeOil;6565835]I have to amend having Nikki as one of my favorites. I went for a half hour massage for. 80. The massage was ok but she was standoffish and reserved. IDK. Maybe she was having an off day. My first visit earlier in year she was more playful. I think I'm done with her. If you want to see her soon go before the month is out as she will be on a month long vacation starting September.[/QUOTE]OMG. She really shows attitude when you try to play some. Waste of time. Stay away.

The past six months I have been to several c-AMPs all with the same below average to average service. I have been to Eastern 2 times (hoping to see Sophia I think), Robert Paris in Chantilly, Glen Drive in Sterling, formerly Seashell in Herndon, 13 in Herndon and Relaxation in Sterling. I was able to get CBJ or saran wrap BJ at all places (except 13) and BBBJ at Glen Drive with upcharge. Although I got what I went there for, service was still lackluster and not something I would plan my day towards. Just very basic. So no more unless I see reports of rim and BBBJCIM which is not happening most likely.

[QUOTE=MrFairfax;6563790]Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6567250]The past six months I have been to several c-AMPs all with the same below average to average service. I have been to Eastern 2 times (hoping to see Sophia I think), Robert Paris in Chantilly, Glen Drive in Sterling, formerly Seashell in Herndon, 13 in Herndon and Relaxation in Sterling. I was able to get CBJ or saran wrap BJ at all places (except 13) and BBBJ at Glen Drive with upcharge. Although I got what I went there for, service was still lackluster and not something I would plan my day towards. Just very basic. So no more unless I see reports of rim and BBBJCIM which is not happening most likely.[/QUOTE]How long has the Glen Drive place at 202 been there? I remember Capital use to be in 201, but that was many years ago.

It is the same establishment that was on Shepard but they relocated to Glen. I don't think they have been there more than a year.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;6567713]How long has the Glen Drive place at 202 been there? I remember Capital use to be in 201, but that was many years ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6567250]The past six months I have been to several c-AMPs all with the same below average to average service. I have been to Eastern 2 times (hoping to see Sophia I think), Robert Paris in Chantilly, Glen Drive in Sterling, formerly Seashell in Herndon, 13 in Herndon and Relaxation in Sterling. I was able to get CBJ or saran wrap BJ at all places (except 13) and BBBJ at Glen Drive with upcharge. Although I got what I went there for, service was still lackluster and not something I would plan my day towards. Just very basic. So no more unless I see reports of rim and BBBJCIM which is not happening most likely.[/QUOTE]They have no service mind. Sometimes I might be wrong but IMHO, I hardly could find C girls having good attitude. They just wanted to suck my money.

Until just recently FS in many AMPs was a 120 tip. Now I am reading mongers brag about getting a naked HJ for 100 , or a CBJ for 120, and FS is 160. That's why I am taking a break from AMPs. For that kind of money plus the 80 house fee I can get a young Japanese agency girl or I can fuck Joyce in the ass.

If there are AMP bargains left out there please share.

[QUOTE=VelvetySkin;6567952]They have no service mind. Sometimes I might be wrong but IMHO, I hardly could find C girls having good attitude. They just wanted to suck my money.[/QUOTE]If you're looking for a Chinese provider with a good attitude. I would recommend Vivian at Comfort Spot FFX. She is one of the friendliest providers I have met.

The place is always clean. She gives medium pressure massage. Not the most skilled, but def better than average. No extras other than a HJ finish though.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;6568039]Until just recently FS in many AMPs was a 120 tip. Now I am reading mongers brag about getting a naked HJ for 100 , or a CBJ for 120, and FS is 160. That's why I am taking a break from AMPs. For that kind of money plus the 80 house fee I can get a young Japanese agency girl or I can fuck Joyce in the ass.

If there are AMP bargains left out there please share.[/QUOTE]You got my attention:

I wasn't bragging about getting a naked HJ for $100 or a CBJ for $120 .

I assume you are referring to my latest post that many have been piggy backing off.

(no offense taken).

I hope you used the proper form of cover and not Saran Wrap while tooling Joyce.

Regards.

Pj.

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6568087]You got my attention:

I wasn't bragging about getting a naked HJ for $100 or a CBJ for $120 .

I assume you are referring to my latest post that many have been piggy backing off.

(no offense taken).

I hope you used the proper form of cover and not Saran Wrap while tooling Joyce.

Regards.

Pj.[/QUOTE]Sorry if I stepped on toes, my post wasn't directed at anyone specifically. Over the last few months there have been numerous posts about sky high AMP prices and poor performance. With an AMP you get a table shower and a 40 massage with only 15 minutes of CFS for 200 plus. With a reputable ACS I get a full hour of BBBJ and CFS (sometimes BBFSCIP) for less than the price of an AMP.

Go see Joyce and for 200 you get a decent BBBJ, intense 69, and unlimited anal plowing in addition to fucking with her mind convo.

If an AMP girl wants more than 120 for FS then I just don't bother. I've had girls give me a HJ since 7th grade so that's not really special anymore either.

Had a little late night urge to get some stress out and headed to feifei. Paid. 5 for hhr. Masseuse I had was lisa. Very straight to the point and the massage was okay and a little teasing for the boys. On the flip she asked if I wanted to fuck I said sure how much and she asked me to name my price I said $ and she laughed and said no baby $. 5. Absolutely not for me so I went with the standard NOVA finish which was pretty good with her dirty talk and lifting the dress up to feel on her ass. I liked that she played with my nipples too. After the finish she said to make sure I return next time for a discount. I probably won't. AMP scene is really not my thing anymore as I can get some ass and a blow for $. 6. Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6567745]It is the same establishment that was on Shepard but they relocated to Glen. I don't think they have been there more than a year.[/QUOTE]I think the African church that was in the same building on Shepard killed their weekend morning business.

[QUOTE=MrFairfax;6563790]Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.[/QUOTE]I don't know where you go, but I've had many good to great massages and sometimes more with lovely Chinese ladies and clean places.

And I've had some terrible experiences with both Chinese and Korean providers. I wouldn't condemn all of either persuasion.

I've had a few excellent deep tissue massages by Nichole at Massage Vigor, but nothing sensual and my senses have told me not to try, But I wanted to ask the board if anyone has had a more personal touch from this cute lady. I thought she was Mary that worked at Oasis in Gainesville a couple of years ago and she did get sensual a few times before she supposedly returned to NY. But Nichole said she never worked there. If nothing else, she does provide a very good massage and I recommend.

[QUOTE=SmittyJ;6552557]I couldn't resist and swung in to Spring massage to TOFTT. 30 minutes $50 drew sasha (maybe, she didn't speak english well at all). She was tiny liw 40's spinner type, small ass and tits in short jean shorts and tank top. Not terrible on the eyes. Massage was pretty good she worked hard to get the knots out which I did need. 20 min massage then flip to soft touch. Handshake started nice and slow but she ended up putting two hands around and jack hammering. I asked her to slow down and she thought I meant stop. I showed her myself the speed I wanted and she understood, it was vetter from there. I popped and she cleaned me up in about 5 minutes. She then said thank you as in we are all done evem though there were 5 minutes on the clock.

She was ok with OTC roaming but when I snuck my fingers up her shorts she moved away and didn't want that. There was no negotiation on flip but when I left. 4 tip she asked for. 60. I told her that's all I had. I didn't want to open this place up with high tip expectations that we are seeing around so stuck to my guns.

I don't love the location, I am sure the 2 small businesses on either side are suspicious of what's going on in there. Looking forward to other reviews at this location soon.[/QUOTE]I tried to stop a few days ago and only one lady there and she was busy. She came out, gave me a hug and tug on my junk and said come back in 40 minutes. I said I would return on another day. She identified herself as Lisa, was average looking and 40 ish, but quite friendly. Will try again soon.

First post in this thread. Looking for a rec for a place with a milking table or good milking massage. Any recs? Bonus if they rim too.

Long time lurker, decided to start contributing as I'm finally free from my ball and chain, haha. I saw the recent review of J&y in Burke a couple of weeks ago and had checked it out as. I live close by so it is convenient but the experience was subpar. The provider I had said her name was Mia. The TS was nice but there is zero massage and the FS activities was rushed. I held my price at 140 but Mia asking 160 and seemed pissed for not getting an extra 20 from me. Maybe that's why she rushed me. BJ was rushed as well. Not worth the time given the bad attitude.

I found Soft Touch further down on Rolling Road, close to intersection of Old Keene Mill off in a medical office park behind the Giant supermarket. I saw Hanna and FS and BJ was pretty good, no rush. TS was good. Banged the hell out of her and she did not complain. She was cool with 140 tip. I followed up a second time with her and had a good time again.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6534209]Grace is old. Not "full retirement age" old where she is eligible to collect the full amount of social security, LOL, but she is not under 50, you can see it in her face and thinning hair on top. You are right, not my cup of tea, there are better options out there and I'm giving a honest review of my experience with this place.[/QUOTE]Enjoyed my visit. Comparable to a visit with Linda (Angel) under different metrics of course.

Even though we all have different preferences, I wondered why some posts were "hot" and other posts, like this "cold".

It's important to compare apples (massage parlor's) to apples and not apples to oranges (Escorts" or Agencies). If you're looking for a under 30 provider, Agencies / Escorts may be a "better option" however the trade-off of providing your PI (Ashley Madison Hack) may not appeal to some.

Within the Massage community, I really don't see better options. Both Grace and Linda (Angel) are "old" compared to the New York Massage Community, however compared to the Northern Virginia Massage Community, they are easy on the eyes.

[QUOTE=Start2;6571028]Enjoyed my visit. Comparable to a visit with Linda (Angel) under different metrics of course.

Even though we all have different preferences, I wondered why some posts were "hot" and other posts, like this "cold".

It's important to compare apples (massage parlor's) to apples and not apples to oranges (Escorts" or Agencies). If you're looking for a under 30 provider, Agencies / Escorts may be a "better option" however the trade-off of providing your PI (Ashley Madison Hack) may not appeal to some.

Within the Massage community, I really don't see better options. Both Grace and Linda (Angel) are "old" compared to the New York Massage Community, however compared to the Northern Virginia Massage Community, they are easy on the eyes.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;6571074]I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.[/QUOTE]Linda is probably in her early 40's. She just age well like most Asian that take care of their health.

Leah siting.

Seniors PM me for details.

[QUOTE=LoveDemAzn;6571095]Linda is probably in her early 40's. She just age well like most Asian that take care of their health.[/QUOTE]Are there any women in their 20's?

[QUOTE=Aureliano;6570811]Long time lurker, decided to start contributing as I'm finally free from my ball and chain, haha. I saw the recent review of J&y in Burke a couple of weeks ago and had checked it out as. I live close by so it is convenient but the experience was subpar. The provider I had said her name was Mia. The TS was nice but there is zero massage and the FS activities was rushed. I held my price at 140 but Mia asking 160 and seemed pissed for not getting an extra 20 from me. Maybe that's why she rushed me. BJ was rushed as well. Not worth the time given the bad attitude.

I found Soft Touch further down on Rolling Road, close to intersection of Old Keene Mill off in a medical office park behind the Giant supermarket. I saw Hanna and FS and BJ was pretty good, no rush. TS was good. Banged the hell out of her and she did not complain. She was cool with 140 tip. I followed up a second time with her and had a good time again.[/QUOTE]Hanna is a sweetheart and a Korean who gained a bit of weight since COVID but is still a joy to fuck. For a larger tip she will do BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM. One time she tried to DFK me right after CIM if that is your thing.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;6571283]Leah siting.

Seniors PM me for details.[/QUOTE]Ops. Sighting.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;6571074]I wouldn't put Linda and Grace at the same age group. Linda is late 30's. Maybe she ages well, but she is definitely under 40.[/QUOTE]She takes great care of herself and has aged wonderfully!

[QUOTE=Jacko52;6571487]Are there any women in their 20's?[/QUOTE]You not going find lady in their 20's working at a AMP in the dmv area. If you looking for them then try the agency in nova.

Over the past week I've had some dreams.

I've been to Herndon Spa a few times, and never had a great experience. This last visit was similar to one a while back. Taken to the front room, told to get under the sheets. Provider (tall, thin, cute, bleached blond) avoided any hint of any fun. Decent massage, but otherwise nothing. Never gave me the chance to reach out and touch her, and she kept a comfortable distance from jr. I guess they thought I was LE.

Comfort Spa in Fairfax. Chubby provider. OK massage (hard elbows, I hate that crap). I asked for softer a few times. After about 30 min, teasing while on my belly was nice. On flip, lots of fake noises from her and rushed ending.

I've know folks who wen to Herndon Spa and there experience was anything but. Did you stay for an hour? Did you get a table shower? Did you sit on the bed buck naked until the masseuse showed up?

Or maybe you looked like a cop.

[QUOTE=FreeBlastOff;6572871]Over the past week I've had some dreams.

I've been to Herndon Spa a few times, and never had a great experience. This last visit was similar to one a while back. Taken to the front room, told to get under the sheets. Provider (tall, thin, cute, bleached blond) avoided any hint of any fun. Decent massage, but otherwise nothing. Never gave me the chance to reach out and touch her, and she kept a comfortable distance from jr. I guess they thought I was LE.

Comfort Spa in Fairfax. Chubby provider. OK massage (hard elbows, I hate that crap). I asked for softer a few times. After about 30 min, teasing while on my belly was nice. On flip, lots of fake noises from her and rushed ending.[/QUOTE]