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[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1619744]The politicians, criminals, and LEO are like a trinity, like the three stooges, like the three musketeers. One for all and all for one. Would it surprise anyone if some big shot AMP owner pulled the strings and told a politician in pocket which competition they wanted taken out, who then told MBI who they wanted busted. Why are there no mouli massage parlors with hot little bubble butts running around playing yanky my wanky. As whatever happens goes down, let's review the property owners just to see who gets busted and who doesn't get busted.[/QUOTE]You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL

At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell!

Against my better judgement I decided to partake. I'm not going to again till this craziness dies down again. The girls are spooked. I'm not sure if its true but mbs got busted last week. They are still posting ads. Has anyone been? Its possible its a sting operation. I'm laying low. My 2cents. You can see a roxy and natasha are on there own now.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1620315]You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL[/QUOTE]VS: I'm still trying to figure out WTF "ches a deetche" means! LOL Wikipedia says "Mouli" is a hand held food tool used for "pureeing" and grating cheeses and food. Hey VS: I wonder if "Jersey" girl has a "Mouli" in her arsenal. LOL. Ciao

Yeah, you don't see COPS busting the M4M massage scene which is quite active in Orlando too.

[QUOTE=Ricky James1; 1620342]At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ricky James1; 1620342]At the end of the day it all boils down to what the comedian Lewis Black once said about why so many people got mad about Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica: "because they didn't get one."

I'd bet these cops are getting hummers from MPs like the rest of us. Hell, if it was my job to look at backpage ads all day I'd be masturbating all the time and horny as hell![/QUOTE]Rick: Actually I thought Monica was very cute. She got hit pretty hard by the right wingers and special prosecutor Kenneth Starr, remember him? That guy was a real douchebag going after poor Monica like that. It's ok Monica, ItalianNY will take good care of you! P. S. Do you do outcalls, baby! LOL

Met a new girl. Found her on Backpage. Just moved here from Pacific Northwest. Seemed a little forward by Florida standards. (Like being too open discussing menu and extras. She is very blunt about it). Working from a dumpy house converted to office. Place was dirty. Animal stains on carpet, and a faint smell like maybe a skunk had once lived there.

Now, for the good. She is AA, mid 20s with a smoking hot body. Guessing 5'5" maybe 115 with large Ds that hang beautifully. Multiple options on menu. I opted for topless hand job. She crawled up on table and offered Russian without me asking. Those hangers wrapped around my Johnson was a fantastic sight. 60 for 30 plus tipped 60.

If you want name, location or other details, PM. Seniors and guys I know only. Sorry dudes, too any people getting arrested lately. Need to be safe.

Gentlemen: News flash."Fox News" alert (LOL). Tara-Marie and Jenna are still,"bringing it" in spite of some of the negative comments I've heard on here about them. Tara-Marie is still awesome with those succulent,"H" series, life giving breasts of hers! OMFG! However, I noticed just a slight, very slight hint of some under arm body odor, but nothing at all that would be classified as offensive in any way. Trust me guys. Maybe it was because she was working so "diligently" on my "massage" that she got a little "overheated". Other than that, she smelled and tasted beautiful, delicious and sexy! She reminds me a little bit of "Roxy" from MBS. They both have that "girl next door" "innocent" look about them. Tara just needs to be aware of the issue and correct it. Again, my fellow "Goombas, it was a very faint, barely noticeable odor. It's just that I am very particular about Hygiene on a woman, like I am sure most of the guys here are. To some guys it does not matter. I understand that. PM me for more "jism", oops, I mean more info on Tara Marie and Jenna. Again, these girls have an enjoyable "menu" and I don't know why the other posters from a couple of weeks ago had all "elbows" from a "lazy" Jenna. Alright, I got to get off my fucking laptop now and get back to work, or my boss is going to get pissed, or, at least he'll want "Jersey's" phone number! Ciao.

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[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1620315]You better have ItalianNY explain what a "Mouli" is. I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole, even though I love eggplant, c'mon Goomba go for it! LOL[/QUOTE]I haven't heard that term in years, although I seem to remember Tony Soprano talking about moulinyans a time or two.

[QUOTE=Snake12;1621492]I haven't heard that term in years, although I seem to remember Tony Soprano talking about moulinyans a time or two.[/QUOTE]The word has two distinct meaning:

[B]Moulinyan [/B]

Phonetic spelling of mulignane. Italian for eggplant. Also moolie. Racial insult toward blacks.

Pat Cooper sang about mulignane covered in tomato sauce and cheese, as in Eggplant Parmesan.

Tony Soprano was not talking about eggplant?

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Dreamt I went to the new place on Fairbanks that advertises the. 50 massage, opted for the. 80 / hr. Older woman mid-40s, looks / 6 massage / 8 left happy, this may be the lady that does the plastic wrap I opted for a manual HE in my dream. Nice real ta tas, may return for the message, she says she was the only one there but I heard someone else but did not see them.

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I know it's been a while. I have to say the catfights have died down quite a bit, thank goodness for that.

Recently went to see Carmen near the airport. She is the girl in the pics. The pics are glammed up of course as they always are. 250 for the hour and a half. Looks 7. Massage 7 (lots of oil). Friendliness 7-8. It was alright. A fresh face is always good. Showered in the beginning and at the end. Top comes of right away (not bad not great) , panties on the flip. Some body gliding, payed attention to the boys, the the HE was standard. Lots of roaming. No kissing. Some finger action, I didn't ask for more. First pop in 40 min she asked if I wanted a second pop, I declined out the door in under an hour. She was a little to heavy for my taste, she'll be back and forth from Cali for a while. Not a bad experience, she has that Mexican look. Ehhhhhh may or may not repeat. We'll see.

If you google her number she has way more pictures scattered everywhere, and some reviews here and there, so maybe not quite TOFFT.

Oh and this may be useful, I did have a appt with her the day before but she flaked out on me. I just love fresh faces.

[QUOTE=Wildbill2;1620460]Against my better judgement I decided to partake. I'm not going to again till this craziness dies down again. The girls are spooked. I'm not sure if its true but mbs got busted last week. They are still posting ads. Has anyone been? Its possible its a sting operation. I'm laying low. My 2cents. You can see a roxy and natasha are on there own now.[/QUOTE]YEp yep you are correct. Natasha & Roxy are now independent. That place is hottttttttttttt