Massage Parlor Reports

As you opened the back door, the sun lit up your pallid face like the bright lights of a forensic lab illuminating a corpse.

But then as the door closed behind us, all the world's light was shut out, and the darkness cast you as a voluptuous beauty.

As luck would have it the only massage room with a closing door was free, ready to lock us into a world of unashamed fantasy.

I have drunk at the well of your udder like breasts: the sweet milk that fed my desires. You have drunk and gurgled my thick milk with a smile.

I have drunk your violent odorous urine as it jetted to my open throat, and you in turn have used my piss like God's mouthwash.

When I have sucked and licked at your anus it has been even more pleasurable than when you pulled up my legs and rimmed me for what seemed like hours of lost senses.

As you sat astride me spitting on my face, I opened up my mouth to take your sweet juice. I in turn spat directly into your mouth as I pounded your ass and pussy.

We shared everything, and now you are lost to Santa Barbara. The memories of our times shall never be forgotten, with all your juices pulsating through my body for evermore.

Going to be heading to health spa and check things out.

Last couple times I went they had some fugly chicks working. I could use a massage.

Saw some recent chatter on this place, decided to check it out.

Two ladies working, late 40's. Nothing special. They both had on tight little dresses so I'm guessing there's some action here? Not what I wanted. So I left. They're not grandmas so that's a good start LOL. For those that don't mind the older end this might be worth a look. I've been here like 4 years ago and it was FS.

[QUOTE=MylesCrandle;5517193]Has anyone gone back to lily A since the bust a while back? I'm guessing if anyone did it must've not been anything to write home about because I don't recall reading anything about them lately.[/QUOTE]It was probably 2 months ago. Went on a Friday afternoon around 4. Two girls working, both younger spinner types. Paid for an hour but before we even got started 2 more mongers came in and she gave me change for the hour and said only half hour available. I could see monger waiting in waiting room (security cam). Massage was light and uninterested and it didn't take long to get to the reason for my visit as she was clearly in a hurry. All covered, and once she accepted that I was going to finish on my own terms she did settle down and ultimately it was quite enjoyable. Bottom line, not the same Lily A as before. (I had an Outstanding session there before they shut down and regretted not getting back sooner).

I also had a crappy session at health spa on a Sunday afternoon. Girl told me she'd been up all night and was just plain tired. Moral of the story is that I've learned to avoid weekends.

[QUOTE=SueSan666;5566527]Going to be heading to health spa and check things out.

Last couple times I went they had some fugly chicks working. I could use a massage.[/QUOTE]The best of luck to you. The place is closed and the window coverings are partly removed. It looks like someone was pissed off and tore the window coverings off and they did a horrible job.

Was in town figured I'd try out Garden. Didn't phone ahead just walked to door snd rang bell. Door locked and I noticed camera outside. They let me in was greeted by Coco she said she was 26 or 28 but she was probably older.

Got naked. She gave a brief rubdown no oil. I hinted more and she asked what I like. FS I said and paid normal price.

She started with CBJ, to cg, then doggie. I busted a nut in doggie.

She massaged a bit then left happy.

Hello all,

I haven't been to Vegas since covid. I'll be heading there this January and was just hoping for a little clarification and information. First I'll start by providing my previous Vegas AMP experiences. Went to Flamingo Massage on flamingo rd (apparently they have moved now?) Two years in a row pre covid. The first year I went mamasan was super happy to see me, went in for the massage, okay massage with an h j at the end nothing special, but it was my first ever AMP experience so I thought it went well. A buck fifty ($ + .5?) all in. Second time I went the next year they didn't seem all too keen on me being there for anything other than a legit massage. They asked if I had been there before and I said yes and then she asked me how much I paid, I told her, and I think that was the only reason I was able to get anything extra. She even told me next time I come that I should bring my wife or girlfriend for a really good regular massage. She used a plastic food service glove during the HJ which was really kind of weird to me, something they didn't do the first time I went there. The thought of not being really wanted there for anything other than a legit rub was reinforced because as I was walking in there the second and last time I went, there was another dude walking out and we made eye contact and he gave me a slight head shake no which I intimated to mean that he tried and didn't get anything. Which reinforces my belief that the only reason I managed to get the HE the second time was because I knew what their price was prior, because of the time I went the year before. So, as I'm coming back this year, from what I gather from the recent posts on the form it sounds like EG is the place to go (I wanted FS both times I went to Flamingo but it didn't seem to be on the table and it looks like EG is a place to go for that). My clarification question is just about the code used for payments. I think I am safe to assume that $ = a Benjamin, so the going rate when going to EG would be $$ two Benjamin's for FS correct? I know I'm technically a tourist, but I don't want to be treated as one, and I certainly don't want to pay tourist prices any clarification would certainly help. Thanks in advance!

Gents, appreciate the feedback from last question.

Looking for suggestions on a FS AMP that's a short uber from the Mirage. I do like TS, but not a deal breaker if not offered.

Separately, has anyone done CLL incal? Is it far? I had them come to my hotel last time and it was great, but can't do that this time.

Appreciate any feedback. Feel free to DM.

For this poetry.

[QUOTE=CalJammer;5566232]As you opened the back door, the sun lit up your pallid face like the bright lights of a forensic lab illuminating a corpse.

But then as the door closed behind us, all the world's light was shut out, and the darkness cast you as a voluptuous beauty.

As luck would have it the only massage room with a closing door was free, ready to lock us into a world of unashamed fantasy.

I have drunk at the well of your udder like breasts: the sweet milk that fed my desires. You have drunk and gurgled my thick milk with a smile.

I have drunk your violent odorous urine as it jetted to my open throat, and you in turn have used my piss like God's mouthwash.

When I have sucked and licked at your anus it has been even more pleasurable than when you pulled up my legs and rimmed me for what seemed like hours of lost senses.

As you sat astride me spitting on my face, I opened up my mouth to take your sweet juice. I in turn spat directly into your mouth as I pounded your ass and pussy.

We shared everything, and now you are lost to Santa Barbara. The memories of our times shall never be forgotten, with all your juices pulsating through my body for evermore.[/QUOTE]

I had the same treatment a few weeks ago. I wanted to check if the service was remotely close to Naomi days and it's not. It's not terrible and if you go don't do 60 minutes expecting a decent massage.

[QUOTE=AtroCity123;5543764]I think "Nicole" or something like that answered the door. 40 something but very good looking, and a better body then most 20 yr old's, really good body. Massage was reasonable, took her time, used a bit of elbows but nothing to hard. After the massage was rather boring however and nothing to phone home about.[/QUOTE]

Visited garden spa yesterday morning, got a new girl Tiffany. Late 20's natural. Paid my $$ up front, got a decent massage followed by flip. Great BBBJ, took her time. Followed by cfs, multiple positions, she really got into it. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=LukHouse356;5569328]My clarification question is just about the code used for payments. I think I am safe to assume that $ = a Benjamin, so the going rate when going to EG would be $$ two Benjamin's for FS correct? I know I'm technically a tourist, but I don't want to be treated as one, and I certainly don't want to pay tourist prices any clarification would certainly help. Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Look up at the top of the web page. On the third line from the top click on "Abbreviations" and it shows exactly what each abbreviation means.

[QUOTE=LukHouse356;5569328]Hello all,

My clarification question is just about the code used for payments. I think I am safe to assume that $ = a Benjamin, so the going rate when going to EG would be $$ two Benjamin's for FS correct? I know I'm technically a tourist, but I don't want to be treated as one, and I certainly don't want to pay tourist prices any clarification would certainly help. Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=David2;5570860]Look up at the top of the web page. On the third line from the top click on "Abbreviations" and it shows exactly what each abbreviation means.[/QUOTE]I really don't know why folks still use that ridiculous secret squirrel shit for money, etc. Here's a link to the page for the people that can't see the button at the top of the page.

[URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations]USASexGuide abbreviations page[/URL]

Made a post not long ago asking about EG or Lilly A. No help from anyone. Ok then. I'll figure it out myself.

Uber over. Rang doorbell on the front. Took about 90 seconds but mamasan answered the door. Greets me like I'm a regular. 30 seconds later, Judy smiles and motions that my room is ready. Get to room and says $40 for 30 minutes. As she gets change from my hundo, I'm already on the bed. Back massage was incredible for 15 minutes. So so on calves and thighs. On the flip, it's straight to business. She asks what I want with a smile. I ask what my options are. She offers HJ, BJ, FS. No to the first 2 but definitely in for FS. She asks how much I pay her. Offer hundo. She says a little more. 120. Ok deal. Started with CBJ. Went to CG. Then Doggy. Finish in mish. Wiped me down, gave me a bottle of water, and a smile as I was walking. Would definitely repeat.

Help the others with this information fellas. You were new to a place once as well.

[QUOTE=FourPumpChump;5574241]Made a post not long ago asking about EG or Lilly A. No help from anyone. Ok then. I'll figure it out myself.

Uber over. Rang doorbell on the front. Took about 90 seconds but mamasan answered the door. Greets me like I'm a regular. 30 seconds later, Judy smiles and motions that my room is ready. Get to room and says $40 for 30 minutes. As she gets change from my hundo, I'm already on the bed. Back massage was incredible for 15 minutes. So so on calves and thighs. On the flip, it's straight to business. She asks what I want with a smile. I ask what my options are. She offers HJ, BJ, FS. No to the first 2 but definitely in for FS. She asks how much I pay her. Offer hundo. She says a little more. 120. Ok deal. Started with CBJ. Went to CG. Then Doggy. Finish in mish. Wiped me down, gave me a bottle of water, and a smile as I was walking. Would definitely repeat.

Help the others with this information fellas. You were new to a place once as well.[/QUOTE]EG has probably been the most talked about parlor in this thread for the past 6 months or so. Sorry no one got back to you but there is plenty of info about EG if you read through the thread.