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[QUOTE=DTheGreat;2694000]The three most misrepresented things in movies.

- Sharks.

- Artificial Intelligence.

- Lesbians.[/QUOTE]Two dogs humping in my yard for free.

[QUOTE=AsianBuffet;2693738]I heard from a friend these two are more into providing a show than an actual massage. He said they quoted $140 to let him self serve while he watched them enjoy each other and maybe they would massage him too. He showed me their pics. I will attach them. One looks like a dude.[/QUOTE]For some reason this reminds me of The Four Way Road story from "Chasing Amy" [URL]http://youtu.be/LS7gEGl_dKg[/URL].

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Please tell me this dude is not doing this with his granny.

I was going to post that but you beat me to it. LOL. She looks like the old lady from King Pin. The scene where he does oral to the old lady to pay his rent.

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Please tell me this dude is not doing this with his granny.[/QUOTE]

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Please tell me this dude is not doing this with his granny.[/QUOTE]They changed the ad to her looking for a sugar daddy. Luckily for them they took down her pic.

I see somebody has been hitting the bottle early this morning, LOL.

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I had a dream several days ago with Brittniee Babiee. I had seen her ads on BP and was interested in seeing her but was hesitant to pull the trigger because up to that point I hadn't seen any reviews on her. Another member posted a review last week I think and it was favorable so I took the plunge. She didn't have an incall so she came to my location and I think this caused her to be a little bit nervous at first. I did my best to make sure she was comfortable and she quickly settled down and we got down to business. Menu is pretty open except for greek. She seemed to really get into the dream and we both were pleased in the end. MSOG is available. Pretty girl, sweet, and fun. Enjoyed my dream with Brittniee. Will repeat.

Here's a link to her ad.

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She was cheap and no one else was answerin. After she wanted me to go to the liquor store for her cause she had already been once. She told me her tricks for not getting another dui. That 5th one is going to be harsh.

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Watch this one. Total ripoff. Leads you to a house in west knox off Gallagher. Gets you inside hand says I got to have money up front. Me. Not thinking says ok. She says let me put this in my safe. I've been robbed lately. Disappeared behind a locked door. While her old man drives past on a black truck and picks her up. No biggie. I trashed the living room for my $. So I got my revenge.

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Damn, not too smart on her part to rip you off and then leave you alone in her house.

[QUOTE=Sharky2;2698198]Watch this one. Total ripoff. Leads you to a house in west knox off Gallagher. Gets you inside hand says I got to have money up front. Me. Not thinking says ok. She says let me put this in my safe. I've been robbed lately. Disappeared behind a locked door. While her old man drives past on a black truck and picks her up. No biggie. I trashed the living room for my $. So I got my revenge.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-come-play-ill-make-you-feel-young/15095255[/URL][/QUOTE]She's got some nice pics, but damn that sucks. I would've had fun trashing the place too, LOL.

[QUOTE=Sharky2;2698198]Watch this one. Total ripoff. Leads you to a house in west knox off Gallagher. Gets you inside hand says I got to have money up front. Me. Not thinking says ok. She says let me put this in my safe. I've been robbed lately. Disappeared behind a locked door. While her old man drives past on a black truck and picks her up. No biggie. I trashed the living room for my $. So I got my revenge.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-come-play-ill-make-you-feel-young/15095255[/URL][/QUOTE]Just wondering are those pics really her?

That's for sure. I would have even recycled that bitches pots and pans.