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[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6347188]I think the cuddling is after the sex. Anything before the sex is just foreplay. If you have to cuddle before the act for a long time, say 15 min, its best to have a game on TV. Of course, usually after the first burst into a woman we are already planning our next move out the room. So, when we cuddle, instead of bolting afterwards just hold it in till every drop is excreted and your Johnson is shriveled. I think this is very "doable". Now, if she wants to continue the "cuddle" for more than say 30 seconds, this can be difficult. I find it necessary to at least clean up and return to the bed. I'm a bit of a clean freak. Now just hold her in your arms and continue watching the game. Unfortunately, after about 15 minutes, its no longer cuddling but reverts back to foreplay. Inevitably, you're back to sucking titties and fucking. Unless, the game is real good, you can make it a little longer. Now, if she wants a longer "cuddle" this can be challenging. It goes against the grain. You must have an exit strategy. The one that works for me is, I fake like I fell asleep and jolt myself awake like I've overslept past an appointment I need to get to or something I've got to get done yet that night and rush to get dressed and out the door constantly mumbling that I'm late. Its very important not to respond to what she is saying "you were only sleeping 10 minutes" "who are you meeting at 3 AM"or you will get stuck longer explaining. Sometimes I'll say "love you, next time let's plan longer".[/QUOTE]LMAO! Guy would rather get vicarious thrills watching Sportsball than spend quality time with a real woman! And going a second round is a real chore, LOL! Maybe some of that that post was joking but bustin' your chops either way.

On a serious note: a lot of people do have problems with intimacy, both emotional and physical. It's a mental conflict. They want the feeling of closeness, but it might feel unfamiliar, triggering a flight reflex. Or a cop out like watching a game while fucking, LOL!

Women do the same thing. I've had dead lays where the girl just laid there and watched TV while I pounded away. And the old joke about "what does a married woman think about while having sex?" She's staring at the ceilng thinking "maybe beige".

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6350495]

Women do the same thing. I've had dead lays where the girl just laid there and watched TV while I pounded away. And the old joke about "what does a married woman think about while having sex?" She's staring at the ceilng thinking "maybe beige".[/QUOTE]What's the difference between a nympho, a hooker and a housewife?

The nympho says "Done?" The hooker says "DONE!" The housewife looks at the ceiling and thinks "maybe beige. ".

Coochie (That's no joke.) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6350495]LMAO! Guy would rather get vicarious thrills watching Sportsball than spend quality time with a real woman! And going a second round is a real chore, LOL! Maybe some of that that post was joking but bustin' your chops either way.

On a serious note: a lot of people do have problems with intimacy, both emotional and physical. It's a mental conflict. They want the feeling of closeness, but it might feel unfamiliar, triggering a flight reflex. Or a cop out like watching a game while fucking, LOL!

Women do the same thing. I've had dead lays where the girl just laid there and watched TV while I pounded away. And the old joke about "what does a married woman think about while having sex?" She's staring at the ceilng thinking "maybe beige".[/QUOTE]I once loved sports. Even had luxury box seats when the Packers beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl. Dallas knows how to throw a party! I no longer care much. Rarely even watch a game but I attempted to inject some humor.

I've also had my share of intimacy. Been married, had multiple real girlfriends put up my houses. With the real girlfriends, if I allow too much intimacy, its usually followed by a plea for marriage. As the line blurs with an escort its usually followed by the question, "do you have cash app?". I need less intimacy.
I openly admit to being a plain boring fuck. Oral, vaginal, and one and done. Gone are the days of 7 nuts, over 8 hours of fucking with three women in one day. I'll still play for a couple hours but rarely care to nut more than once and sometimes don't nut at all. Again, the funniest porn I've ever seen, old white guy banging two beautiful black babes. Back and forth for 30 minutes. Finally for the finish, one on his face and one sucking away begging the old man " cum for me baby cum! Cum! He said, "I thought I did". The girls fell off him laughing.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6350495]LMAO! Guy would rather get vicarious thrills watching Sportsball than spend quality time with a real woman! And going a second round is a real chore, LOL! Maybe some of that that post was joking but bustin' your chops either way.

On a serious note: a lot of people do have problems with intimacy, both emotional and physical. It's a mental conflict. They want the feeling of closeness, but it might feel unfamiliar, triggering a flight reflex. Or a cop out like watching a game while fucking, LOL!

Women do the same thing. I've had dead lays where the girl just laid there and watched TV while I pounded away. And the old joke about "what does a married woman think about while having sex?" She's staring at the ceilng thinking "maybe beige".[/QUOTE]Intimacy with a woman is always followed by this:

[URL]https://youtu.be/IrCEhRNgGHY[/URL]

Found this on another site. Wonder if Medicare would cover it?

"Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. ".

LOL! From the same guy:

'I think some of you would be astonished at just who might be making 'lawyer-money' under the table, right in your neighborhood. The most awkward moment I experienced, briefly, was having the hotel door swing open and see the head teller of my local bank looking back at me. After the initial surprise, that turned out to be a great romp.

Like I said, great memories. ".

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6357510]Intimacy with a woman is always followed by this:

[URL]https://youtu.be/IrCEhRNgGHY[/URL][/QUOTE]"Isolation therapy", LOL but true.

And a really nice Jeep Grand Wagoneer. Great vehicles! They were the first luxury SUV's. I had a couple of those, last produced in 1991. Always wanted to get it on in the car with some chick. I think the combined aromas of the leather seats and hot pussy would be awesome.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;6357534]"Isolation therapy", LOL but true.

And a really nice Jeep Grand Wagoneer. Great vehicles! They were the first luxury SUV's. I had a couple of those, last produced in 1991. Always wanted to get it on in the car with some chick. I think the combined aromas of the leather seats and hot pussy would be awesome.[/QUOTE]For some reason, when I click on my own link it comes up different every time. It is supposed to be a clip from the movie "What About Bob". The clip: "gimme, gimme, please, please" .

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6357590]For some reason, when I click on my own link it comes up different every time. It is supposed to be a clip from the movie "What About Bob". The clip: "gimme, gimme, please, please" .[/QUOTE]A collage of video's came when I clicked on the link, so I selected one that I thought was correct.

Anybody else having issues with Sumo search site not working. It says bad gateway when I try to get to that website.

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6358200]Anybody else having issues with Sumo search site not working. It says bad gateway when I try to get to that website.[/QUOTE]Just checked and same here.

[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;6358200]Anybody else having issues with Sumo search site not working. It says bad gateway when I try to get to that website.[/QUOTE]I'm getting the same thing. I was checking out a very desirable post over there, and it turns out to be a deposit scam. I was going to post the link to it, but Sumo down.

Coochie (How do you get down off an elephant?) Eater.

God bless you all.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6359025]I'm getting the same thing. I was checking out a very desirable post over there, and it turns out to be a deposit scam. I was going to post the link to it, but Sumo down.

Coochie (How do you get down off an elephant?) Eater.

God bless you all.[/QUOTE]I have a feeling its been shut down by FOSTA.

No sooner had I resigned myself to "one and done" and fading away this part of my life, I find the perfect fit.

Door propped open I enter her room. She's bare ass naked wide spread presenting her goodness smiling and texting on her phone. I'm on that face first in a hot minute. 20 years old this tenderoni is quivering and shaking instantly. Such a beautiful soft fat pussy, I pull out every trick in the book. "What are you doing to me daddy?" As if she's never had such treatment. I can almost hear a crowd forming in the hall outside the door as her whimpers and moans get louder. Roll her on top for 69 she takes all of it, no hands, quickly gets me close and let's it splash on my belly to keep me from cumming too quick. Beautiful big lips and tongue sucking on my shank till she knows I can take more. She picks it up with her lips sucking me down her throat with ease. Twirking her big dark ass in my hands I time my breaths to the rhythm with her deep strokes, ass slapping my face, flicking her clit like the Boston Philharmonic. Tossing her around for the shock wave as I'm pounding her from behind, I jump off to toss it down her throat again, face fucking her with ever bit of it. This goes on for some time, so many ways to nut I can't make up my mind and finally blow against the back of her shit. She cleans up. I take my turn in the bathroom and come out to her legs back and straight up like a Penthouse centerfold. "Daddy, I want more". Face first. Round two. Rinse and repeat. Another dash to clean up an this time I come out to her on her tummy gently rolling her ass, her mouth open, half smiling looking up at me. OMG this woman is going to kill me. Round three. I was inside this beauty for 2 1/2 hours and I had to get going. She said I could stay all night. I explained I only brought enough for a half hour. She said, "I don't care".

I offered to send some of my friends and she said, "they ain't getting this, so don't send them. I only call you when I want to have fun".

So, its taken many years but I found the escort for me. My match. I hope it lasts and her boyfriend don't care. Lots of disappointment out there but seek and ye shall find.

Giddit.

Sounds more like a penthouse forum than reality. But if true, then good for you. Have to ask, how did you find her?

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6360988]No sooner had I resigned myself to "one and done" and fading away this part of my life, I find the perfect fit.

Door propped open I enter her room. She's bare ass naked wide spread presenting her goodness smiling and texting on her phone. I'm on that face first in a hot minute. 20 years old this tenderoni is quivering and shaking instantly. Such a beautiful soft fat pussy, I pull out every trick in the book. "What are you doing to me daddy?" As if she's never had such treatment. I can almost hear a crowd forming in the hall outside the door as her whimpers and moans get louder. Roll her on top for 69 she takes all of it, no hands, quickly gets me close and let's it splash on my belly to keep me from cumming too quick. Beautiful big lips and tongue sucking on my shank till she knows I can take more. She picks it up with her lips sucking me down her throat with ease. Twirking her big dark ass in my hands I time my breaths to the rhythm with her deep strokes, ass slapping my face, flicking her clit like the Boston Philharmonic. Tossing her around for the shock wave as I'm pounding her from behind, I jump off to toss it down her throat again, face fucking her with ever bit of it. This goes on for some time, so many ways to nut I can't make up my mind and finally blow against the back of her shit. She cleans up. I take my turn in the bathroom and come out to her legs back and straight up like a Penthouse centerfold. "Daddy, I want more". Face first. Round two. Rinse and repeat. Another dash to clean up an this time I come out to her on her tummy gently rolling her ass, her mouth open, half smiling looking up at me. OMG this woman is going to kill me. Round three. I was inside this beauty for 2 1/2 hours and I had to get going. She said I could stay all night. I explained I only brought enough for a half hour. She said, "I don't care".

I offered to send some of my friends and she said, "they ain't getting this, so don't send them. I only call you when I want to have fun".

So, its taken many years but I found the escort for me. My match. I hope it lasts and her boyfriend don't care. Lots of disappointment out there but seek and ye shall find.

Giddit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monopolizr;6361022]Sounds more like a penthouse forum than reality. But if true, then good for you. Have to ask, how did you find her?[/QUOTE]I actually squished 2 1/2 hours into a few paragraphs. I found her while I was trolling for a girl for a friend on my phone. Found her for me and Fast Eddie got skunked. Oh well. Not his type anyway.