Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MisterTwinkies;4237109]Thanks for the history lesson my dude. Ain't seen any reviews from you in San Jose. Is the situation up there that freakin' bad?[/QUOTE]I think the simple reason I'm not writing reviews is I don't feel they be appreciated up here.

I write (what I hope are) informative and detailed reviews but up here everything is now being written in code.

It's understandable that they're worried about getting a spa shut down. Given the huge numbers of places already closed and the believe that LE is using reviews on rub maps as a tool to a identity places to close, I'm the last one to want to see these girls get thrown out of business because misguided social engineering on the part of the government. Does not matter whether it's a hand job or blow job or hot and sweaty full contact fucking, in the eyes of the law it's all prostitution. And prostitution is currently illegal.

Rather than have a free and honest exchange of information and experiences, reviews are written in code. But read some of the reviews in San Jose, the code is about worthless. An experience monger can see right through it however there still a lot of guys asking questions. So the point of a code is you don't publicly explain what the code is. And yet that's what people are doing.

I don't think it will fool LE.

However there is a lot of adventures to be found up here and I'm sure there's a lot more for me to discover. It seems like the screening questions have been a lot more intense then I'm used to. Most of the places seem terrified at offering full service but yesterday I just really wanted to massage.

••• warning TL (too long) review ahead••.

The story you're about to read is true however it is not in San Diego.

So I did what I always do, thru my online research, I found a place that had reviews that was close and convenient. HF was $60 an hour or so in the reviews said the provider had double D's size boobs. But here's where the reviews missed lead you up here. Two recent reviews said that there was no touching allowed and one said there was no HJ offered so I took my chances and walked in.

Older Vietnamese woman greeted me at the door with a sweet smile and a cute face but in my eyes immediately gravitated towards her pretty awesome set of lovely large boobs. She asked me how long but quickly offered me $40 for a 45 minute "special". As I had no expectations of anything other than a massage and an HJ, I will give it a go so she grabbed my hand and was led to the room. The place had four different rooms each one had a name of a different flower. I was put in the "Jasmine" room. I had to admire the Decour and layout was pretty well done obviously the place is been there for years but it could pass as a legit spa as well as a place to have fun and relaxation.

So I get undressed and I'm laying face down and when she walks soon we have a gentle and nice conversation, I didn't feel this was the harsh interrogation I've gotten at other places, at least on the surface it had the feeling of a more just getting to know you type conversation. As she started massage on my back, I put my hand on her leg, lightly touching her just letting her know I was interested in being close. Soon she was sitting down on the tables next to me so I reach my hand over on her hip and pulled her closer to me. There definitely was a comfortable feeling between us and soon she got on my back and started straddling my ass. During massage it's common to momentarily lose contact so when she lifted her hands for a minute I didn't think anything about it but when she leaned forward again I could feel the shirt had come off and those amazingly large soft firm boobs were grinding in my back. I reached back and grabbed her hips and pulled her against my ass and she proceeded to start humping me as she asked me what I wanted.

Remember the reviews said there was no tit action and sometimes not even an HJ "according to the reviews" so I smiled and told her everything still not expecting a positive response. Her answer actually surprised me when she said how much you pay and do you have a condom? Not what I was expecting when I happily told her $100 and yes yes I do you have a condom. She got up and said OK and went to the front of the shop to lock the door. It was a long minute or two as I listened to her footsteps coming back I totally wasn't expecting to get laid but it was a happy turn of the events. I was still laying face down when she came back in the room and immediately the shirt came off again. Those big boobs lightly glided over my back, spending some time on my as as her boobs slowly trace the contours of my body. I was hoping she would lick my balls as I thrust my hips up but she kept.

Running her boobs up and down the crack of my ass. After A few moments of her tits on my back, I turned over and helped her out of her jeans. She's an attractive older woman but there is a reason why those boobs were so big as I realized her tight and shapely jeans also kind of kept everything together. So I gazed upon her naked body, a little bit of a belly, a little round but I'm very willing to fuck a plump girl. It's still better than the alternative of no service at all. So as I pulled off for her jeans (no panties) I started to gently kiss her surprisingly small tight ass. A quick lick of her clean shaved little pussy and I noticed she brought in a couple of condoms. So she was obviously prepared for play at the shop. Are usually use my own I prefer opening the rappers myself having it fresh most of the time the girls already open them and have them hidden somewhere. The condoms that she brought out were still in the wrapper so after a few moments of her lightly massaging my cock with a very nice delicate touch on my balls and my ass, she open the condom and tried to roll it on. This was in obvious failure so she tried to put it on with her mouth I am joyed her sucking on me but the condom just wouldn't roll down so I reached over and grab one of mine that I brought him and helped her put it on. This delay just got me more worked up and she was really worried about my size so she wanted to get on top. Laying on the table, she reached over to get some lube but grabbed the hand sanitizer instead.

For me sex is about pleasure so the look of pain and discomfort on her face got me worried until we realized what she had done. Another quick cleaning off and replacing the condom this time putting a proper lubrication on soon humping like little bunnies. It really felt good in my head buried between these big boobs as I was hopping up-and-down on her. We went through a few positions and I finished missionary. We cleaned up and chatted for a few minutes.

I heard a small scratching sound at the door and she told me time was up, it turns out her little shop dog scratches on the door after one hour, so her little furry alarm clock was letting us know the session was over.

I am very sure I went over the 45 minutes I paid for and while I could've probably negotiated for less than the $100 , it was a good experience.

Remember this is in San Jose not in San Diego so please don't ask me for the address or the name.

Back in the BP days I could find some early morning AMPs that allowed easier hobbying due to family and work issues. The ones I knew have since gone away. Anyone know of any early bird AMPs?

Anyone have any intel on Tess? She's in Carlsbad. Thanks.

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Just an FYI. I've been informed that Honey Bee has returned to the V. I've never gotten a massage with her, but there are some favorable reports on this gal if you do a search for Honey. She is a tiny cutie and seems very sweet. A little darker skinned than most Chinese gals, reminding me of my old psychotic Filipina girlfriends. I'm still suffering from PTSD whenever I meet a Filipina, but that's just me!

Managed to get in contact with Lailani and set up an appointment with her saying that she would send a confirmation request later in the week. Based on prior reviews regarding her, I was excited about finally getting a chance to see her. However, the day before the appointment I had still not heard back from her so I sent a message to her asking her about the confirmation / appointment. No response at all. The day of the appointment as well, there was no response from her. Although annoyed, at least I didn't have to drive all the way to her incall and then have her flake out.

I guess maybe she overbooked or just didn't decide not to work that day but anyone trying to book with her have this problem?

[QUOTE=BeerGuy;4238528]Back in the BP days I could find some early morning AMPs that allowed easier hobbying due to family and work issues. The ones I knew have since gone away. Anyone know of any early bird AMPs?[/QUOTE]They open at 7:00 am-11:00 pm Every day.

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[QUOTE=BeerGuy;4238528]Back in the BP days I could find some early morning AMPs that allowed easier hobbying due to family and work issues. The ones I knew have since gone away. Anyone know of any early bird AMPs?[/QUOTE]When I go to the Swapmeet in SD I take the backroad by Les Girls and around; there is always an AMP on the left side of that one way street open in the morning; but not sure HOW early.

[QUOTE=Pain2019;4239481]They open at 7:00 am-11:00 pm Every day.[/QUOTE]Not Lemon Grove. LG is either closed or business changed according to several sources. The SV location is open early. Known as you Massage.

Another early open is the one they were calling Engineer (originally there) on Dagget St. (back of used car dealership, down hallway). Also cheaper for early business up until noon. 40 for hr.

[QUOTE=Dctex99;4239960]When I go to the Swapmeet in SD I take the backroad by Les Girls and around; there is always an AMP on the left side of that one way street open in the morning; but not sure HOW early.[/QUOTE]So Tex, have you stopped and tried it out? I see reviews that claim high prices for door fee and high for tipping as well. No one says much for service in reviews so that is suspect when tips that are given cover what would be for long menu. Never made a stop myself so if anyone has sing out.

I dabbled a bit in the hobby back in 2017 but for various reasons I stopped and just lurked this board on occasion.

Well after some weeks of wayyyy to much time at a desk I found myself pretty tense in more ways than one so off I went.

I've heard plenty of good news at V spa and that they were open til 11 so I decided to head there. I like that the parking lot is nice and big so I can park a bit away and walk on over.

I walk in, it's surprisingly bigger on the inside than I originally expected and there was mamasan sitting at the front desk. She motions me into a room and we have a little bit of an awkward exchange as I asked to see my provider first and she wanted to know how long I wanted to be there and if it was my first time and I re affirmed that I wanted to see her first. She ended up putting me in time out for "5 minutes" - it was definitely 10 while she went to get a girl. Meanwhile I'm sitting in the chair in the room like it's a stakeout until I hear a quick exchange in mandarin outside the door. Really wish I could speak it. Mamasan comes back with a cutie in a red dress named vivian and I said yes so fast you'd think they asked if I wanted to own Amazon. Paid for an hour with no hesitation.

At this point I figure if she was a shitty masseuse I could preoccupy myself roaming a bit but my god was she good. I don't have the best sitting posture at work so my shoulders and back tend to get crazy tense. I think the patron in the next room coulda heard my knots as she dug her elbows into my shoulder. It was blissssssssssss. Also the first time anyones done the knees on back thing in any way that was functional. Most of the time it's just a novelty but dammit I was tempted to ask for another hour just to get a longer massage. Her english was surprisingly good which made for reasonable conversation, she says she's going back to LA at the end of the month which if true is a damn shame. I had heard that this place doesn't have a shower (which. Was a big no no for some of you apparently) but when I asked she said they did and asked if I wanted to use it afterwards. I asked if she was going to go in with me but no luck on that end. Maybe it's new, maybe I went to the wrong place? I did hear that theres two MPs right next to eachother here but I went into the one on the left which was the only one with lights on. I heard a first today, which was somebody complimenting my calves. SHe'd just gone down my entire DEFINITELY not worked out body and decided to randomly compliment my calves. I suppose it was a nice gesture, at least she's trying. If she said she was going to be here for a while longer I might have found myself going back after work some days just for the massage, though I'm not sure if that would be doing her a favor or just cutting into her income.

She leaves to get a hot towel, comes back wipes down my back and on flip she probes my lefts asking if I'm ticklish. I went for the back of her knee which most girls jump at but she stood her ground. Impressive. I say I'm only ticklish between my thighs and she goes for the boys. She asks what I'm looking for and I have to think for a bit. There was no question what I wanted but I did have to consider for a moment how long jr was up to the task for considering he's only known the touch of his HANDsome friends for over a year. To put in perspective I wanked it twice today before leaving the house and I was still sure this beautiful woman was about to ruin my confidence. Debated taking the HE but she sold me with 3 things;.

1- She doesn't smoke. Didn't smell a hint of it anywhere on her, hands were nice and uncharred.

2- As I was deciding I pulled down her dress and got a nice mouthful of those nice perky nipples.

3- As I rolled up her skirt to see that she had already taken her pure white panties off I decided I needed to take the plunge, which was only a little disappointing because when I saw them during the massage I thought about how pleasant it would have been to rip them off. Oh well.

No negotiations. She gets a cover, I got a toothy kiss, she gave me the doe eyes while DTing and boy do I hope somebody at this establishment does brazilian jiu jutsu.

I get a bit of time to explore after the dress comes totally off. Originally I was worried about the status under the hood after a full day's work on a weekend but to my surprise, it looked, smelled, and against my better judgement. Tasted fine. Anyhow we get down to playing and as expected JR wasn't quite up to a full game and she did me no favors in that department. I got in about half the positions I wanted before he checked out and she toweled me off. She asks if I want to shower, then laughs awkwardly as I grab my wallet and clothes to take with me. I left my cards in the car but hey, paranoid is as paranoid does.

Thoughtfully they had Men's dove. I had a chuckle at the Corinth's 13:13 quote on the wall - "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love".

60 house, 140 for her. Glad I hit an ATM to get some extra 20's on the way over. Another patron was pulling up at 10:30 as I left and I felt a little sorry since she mentioned hoping I was the last customer of the day and that she'd hate my guts if I ever walked in at 10:58.

Definitely would repeat.

It was not until I was driving home that I realized she'd put her tongue in my ear and if my assumptions about what her day has been like are true I wonder if a sudden ear infection that causes my sick days to be used might not end up being a blessing in disguise.

For those of you guys who have met vivian at Vspa, please please please tell me where I can find similar (or younger). She definitely checked most of my boxes.

[QUOTE=SaberLancer091;4239428]Managed to get in contact with Lailani and set up an appointment with her saying that she would send a confirmation request later in the week. Based on prior reviews regarding her, I was excited about finally getting a chance to see her. However, the day before the appointment I had still not heard back from her so I sent a message to her asking her about the confirmation / appointment. No response at all. The day of the appointment as well, there was no response from her. Although annoyed, at least I didn't have to drive all the way to her incall and then have her flake out.

I guess maybe she overbooked or just didn't decide not to work that day but anyone trying to book with her have this problem?[/QUOTE]I saw her recently and have to say I was a little disappointed after the hype on the board. She seemed distant, kept her panties on, and definitely didn't offer special touches like kissing or dirty talk. And there was no shower. I wouldn't repeat. I was in the same complex recently visiting another provider who has an office very close to what was hers and saw a different sign on her door indicating she had found a new office. Now maybe she would have warmed up on repeat visits. Who knows? I certainly feel there are way better options for indy providers at the moment.

Easter morning found me feeling a certain type of way. Thanks to other reviews I found the location in Mesa Rudge open at 9 am. I met sunny in a cute green dress. She was sniffling the whole time and got cfs for $140 after 40 to house. The soft in the middle but cute and attentive. Nice low key find with three girls total.

I visited 305 rosecrans based on all the reviews here. I was somewhat let down by the service at the AMP. When I arrived at 9 am there was only one girl working. She greeted me in a bath robe and led me to a room. I thought this was a good start, but then things went down hill when I told her I wanted a hour massage. She insisted they only do half hour ones. So I went ahead and paid for the half hour. I lay down and see the girl had changed to cute little yellow dress. I said "Ni hao meinu" which I had found on google means Hello Beautiful. I figured it would get a smile or something, but no reaction. I asked her and she reluctantly said it was Amy. She then proceeded to give me a mediocre massage for about 10 minutes. On the flip the asks what I want. She makes a cute hand motion for FS and I say yes. Then she says that FS is $$ I said no and we start to negotiate. Ai ger her down to 120. The CFS itself was good, as Amy has a gorgeous body. Disaoppointed as she said no to DATY, RIM or FIV.

It has been awhile for you my friend! 107 has acquired the spa that used to exist next door at 108. Shower was added about a year ago. I was just going to post a report on Vivian, but you pretty much covered all the highlights. Cute, young, nice bod, DT, DFK, and almost forgot, above massage! Welcome back!

[QUOTE=Usgyinyang;4240867]I dabbled a bit in the hobby back in 2017 but for various reasons I stopped and just lurked this board on occasion.

Well after some weeks of wayyyy to much time at a desk I found myself pretty tense in more ways than one so off I went.

I've heard plenty of good news at V spa and that they were open til 11 so I decided to head there. I like that the parking lot is nice and big so I can park a bit away and walk on over.

I walk in, it's surprisingly bigger on the inside than I originally expected and there was mamasan sitting at the front desk. She motions me into a room and we have a little bit of an awkward exchange as I asked to see my provider first and she wanted to know how long I wanted to be there and if it was my first time and I re affirmed that I wanted to see her first. She ended up putting me in time out for "5 minutes" - it was definitely 10 while she went to get a girl. Meanwhile I'm sitting in the chair in the room like it's a stakeout until I hear a quick exchange in mandarin outside the door. Really wish I could speak it. Mamasan comes back with a cutie in a red dress named vivian and I said yes so fast you'd think they asked if I wanted to own Amazon. Paid for an hour with no hesitation.

At this point I figure if she was a shitty masseuse I could preoccupy myself roaming a bit but my god was she good. I don't have the best sitting posture at work so my shoulders and back tend to get crazy tense. I think the patron in the next room coulda heard my knots as she dug her elbows into my shoulder. It was blissssssssssss. Also the first time anyones done the knees on back thing in any way that was functional. Most of the time it's just a novelty but dammit I was tempted to ask for another hour just to get a longer massage. Her english was surprisingly good which made for reasonable conversation, she says she's going back to LA at the end of the month which if true is a damn shame. I had heard that this place doesn't have a shower (which. Was a big no no for some of you apparently) but when I asked she said they did and asked if I wanted to use it afterwards. I asked if she was going to go in with me but no luck on that end. Maybe it's new, maybe I went to the wrong place? I did hear that theres two MPs right next to eachother here but I went into the one on the left which was the only one with lights on. I heard a first today, which was somebody complimenting my calves. SHe'd just gone down my entire DEFINITELY not worked out body and decided to randomly compliment my calves. I suppose it was a nice gesture, at least she's trying. If she said she was going to be here for a while longer I might have found myself going back after work some days just for the massage, though I'm not sure if that would be doing her a favor or just cutting into her income.

She leaves to get a hot towel, comes back wipes down my back and on flip she probes my lefts asking if I'm ticklish. I went for the back of her knee which most girls jump at but she stood her ground. Impressive. I say I'm only ticklish between my thighs and she goes for the boys. She asks what I'm looking for and I have to think for a bit. There was no question what I wanted but I did have to consider for a moment how long jr was up to the task for considering he's only known the touch of his HANDsome friends for over a year. To put in perspective I wanked it twice today before leaving the house and I was still sure this beautiful woman was about to ruin my confidence. Debated taking the HE but she sold me with 3 things;.

1- She doesn't smoke. Didn't smell a hint of it anywhere on her, hands were nice and uncharred.

2- As I was deciding I pulled down her dress and got a nice mouthful of those nice perky nipples.

3- As I rolled up her skirt to see that she had already taken her pure white panties off I decided I needed to take the plunge, which was only a little disappointing because when I saw them during the massage I thought about how pleasant it would have been to rip them off. Oh well.

No negotiations. She gets a cover, I got a toothy kiss, she gave me the doe eyes while DTing and boy do I hope somebody at this establishment does brazilian jiu jutsu.

I get a bit of time to explore after the dress comes totally off. Originally I was worried about the status under the hood after a full day's work on a weekend but to my surprise, it looked, smelled, and against my better judgement. Tasted fine. Anyhow we get down to playing and as expected JR wasn't quite up to a full game and she did me no favors in that department. I got in about half the positions I wanted before he checked out and she toweled me off. She asks if I want to shower, then laughs awkwardly as I grab my wallet and clothes to take with me. I left my cards in the car but hey, paranoid is as paranoid does.

Thoughtfully they had Men's dove. I had a chuckle at the Corinth's 13:13 quote on the wall - "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love".

60 house, 140 for her. Glad I hit an ATM to get some extra 20's on the way over. Another patron was pulling up at 10:30 as I left and I felt a little sorry since she mentioned hoping I was the last customer of the day and that she'd hate my guts if I ever walked in at 10:58.

Definitely would repeat.

It was not until I was driving home that I realized she'd put her tongue in my ear and if my assumptions about what her day has been like are true I wonder if a sudden ear infection that causes my sick days to be used might not end up being a blessing in disguise.

For those of you guys who have met vivian at Vspa, please please please tell me where I can find similar (or younger). She definitely checked most of my boxes.[/QUOTE]